Re: Top Ten Things Nancy Pelosi wants on her plane

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crusader

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Feb 9, 2007, 9:46:22 AM2/9/07
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Hastert Used Military Aircraft To Fly Foley Page Scandal Figure To
Washington
The media continues to pound a false Washington Times report accusing
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) of wasting government resources by
"demanding permanent access to a large military jet for herself, her
staff, other Members and supporters."

In fact, Pelosi's office has stated repeatedly, from the beginning, that
"it is up to the Air Force to decide what type and size of plane will be
required," and that she "will not use the plane for political travel."

Conservatives have tried to bolster their attack by claiming that former
Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL) only used his military aircraft for
official business. The Washington Times quoted an unnamed "former
Hastert aide" saying Hastert "did not use military planes for political
trips or regularly transport his family." But Chicago Sun-Times reporter
Lynne Sweet says that isn't true:

On Sunday, Oct. 1, Hastert's team was scrambling to contain the
escalating fallout from the Foley page scandal.

That day, Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.), then the chairman of the page
board, had gotten an urgent phone call from Stokke. The Hastert team
wanted Shimkus to return to Washington immediately from his home in
southern Illinois in order to appear at a press conference on Monday
with the Speaker, and they did not want to deal with commercial flight
schedules.

So at 8 p.m. that day, Shimkus arrived at the military side of the Scott
Air Force Base near Belleville to board the Speaker's jet that had been
dispatched for him. More Outside Link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/

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Feb 9, 2007, 10:50:41 AM2/9/07
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"Air Pelosi One" <a...@pelosi.one> wrote in message
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Bush twins want cocaine, booze and black rappers on their free travel around
the World but elected officials get Floriduh Coo-coo-billies and Fox News
saying, "NO".


SyVyN11

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Feb 9, 2007, 11:33:48 AM2/9/07
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"Air Pelosi One" <a...@pelosi.one> wrote in message
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> The list of things Nancy Pelosi (allegedly) wants with relation to her
> air travel just gets funnier and funnier every day. Each new day
> someone comes up with something wilder she allegedly is asking for.
> So here's the Top Ten List of what Nancy Pelosi wants:
>
> 10. Hot male strippers as pilots
> 9. Young gay nubile boyz as flight attendants
> 8. Hot lesbian oil wrestlers for inflight entertainment
> 7. Nonstop supply of recreational drugs
> 6. Wall-to-wall mattresses for Democratic Party orgies
> 5. An olympic sized swimming pool
> 4. Dubya's bronzed balls mounted in a trophy case by the plane door
> 3. A Boeing 747 - previously the largest commercial plane in the world
> 2. An Airbus A380 - the current largest commercial plane in the world
> 1. The Space Shuttle!
>
>
> Any more?

how about one that is funny.


The Top Ten Things that Speaker Pelosi wants on her plane....

10. Rice O Roni, the san fransico treat. (Somebody has to eat that crap)
9. The latest Harry Potter book.
8. A life sized stuffed President Bush.
7. screwdrivers
6. For the Bathroon: a subscription of Grandparents monthly
5. Billy Blanks
4. A hotline to NASCAR on FOXtv
3. helmet made of deer antlers
2. Nintendo Wii (president bush said she couldn't get one, she would have
to do with a RCA studio II)
And the NUMBER ON THING THAT SPEAKER PELOSI WANTS ON HER PLANE.....

1. A voodoo doll of Dick Chenney!!


grinder

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Feb 9, 2007, 12:05:21 PM2/9/07
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I guess making up a story and then commenting on it is more entertaining to
you than the facts.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/09/pelosi.plane/index.html

House security chief: Pelosi didn't ask for plane; I did

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi did not request a larger plane for personal use
to travel cross-country without stopping, Bill Livingood, the House sergeant
at arms, said Thursday.
Livingood said the request was his, and he made it for security reasons.


Rudy Canoza

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Feb 9, 2007, 12:08:20 PM2/9/07
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From the story:

Pelosi is striking back against accusations she
asked for a plane larger and more expensive than the
one used by former House Speaker Dennis Hastert, a
claim published last week in The Washington
Times.

The Times article, headlined "Pelosi's Power Trip --
Non-stop Nancy Seeks Flight of Fancy," led the
Republican National Committee to send out a research
briefing and blast Pelosi on the House floor.

The Washington Times is a Sun Myung Moon-owned
horseshit "newspaper" that is a Republican tool. It is
not in any way a legitimate newspaper.

SyVyN11

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Feb 9, 2007, 12:23:30 PM2/9/07
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you libs don't have a sense of humor.

"Rudy Canoza" <rudy-...@excite.com> wrote in message
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grinder

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"Rudy Canoza" <rudy-...@excite.com> wrote in message
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Poor baby 'pubs show they got nothing if they have to make up a story and
then comment on it.


Daedalus

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Feb 9, 2007, 12:29:08 PM2/9/07
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On Fri, 09 Feb 2007 17:24:19 GMT, "grinder" <sea...@earthlink.invalid>
wrote:

You are all naive morons for believing anything claimed by any
politician.

Jade

frad & Abuse @speakerpelosi'soffice.gov Nancy Pelosi's Gas Guzzling 757 Flying Bedroom

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Feb 9, 2007, 12:29:43 PM2/9/07
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Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., the Pelosi ally who chairs the House military
appropriations subcommittee, said he has spoken to Pentagon officials about
the need to provide Pelosi with a bigger plane that can fly passengers coast
to coast in comfort.

Murtha said he is convinced the Pentagon has been leaking information about
the possibility that Pelosi would use large military planes to make her look
bad. But he said, "They're making a mistake when they leak it because she
decides on allocations for them,'' referring to the Pentagon budget.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/02/08/MNGN5O11UT1.DTL&type=printable


grinder

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Feb 9, 2007, 12:29:50 PM2/9/07
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"SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
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> you libs don't have a sense of humor.
>

And you 'pubs are just plain stupid.


Rudy Canoza

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Feb 9, 2007, 12:36:53 PM2/9/07
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SyVyN11 wrote:
> you libs

I'm not a "lib".

Write in English.

chungchonghunglong

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Feb 9, 2007, 1:41:47 PM2/9/07
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BINGO

WE HAVE A WEINER

i mean a winner


JFlexer

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Feb 9, 2007, 4:55:21 PM2/9/07
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"Nancy Pelosi's Gas Guzzling 757 Flying Bedroom" <waste frad & Abuse @
speaker Pelosi's office.gov> wrote in message
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> Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., the Pelosi ally who chairs the House military
> appropriations subcommittee, said he has spoken to Pentagon officials
> about the need to provide Pelosi with a bigger plane that can fly
> passengers coast to coast in comfort.

She has publically stated that she simply wants a plane that can make the
trip nonstop. The plane Hasturt used is too small and would require
refueling. If they have to stop for refueling in the middle of nowhere, it
will add major time to the trip, as well as increase the security risk -
which is the entire reason the Speaker has been assigned a plane anyway.

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-J

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SyVyN11

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"JFlexer" <jf09...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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They can stop at a military airfield with no security risk. And if Air
Force One can land on a civilian airfield, so can her royal highness Nancy.

Mohammad 666

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On Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:21:32 +0000, Air Pelosi One <a...@pelosi.one>
wrote:

>The list of things Nancy Pelosi (allegedly) wants with relation to her
>air travel just gets funnier and funnier every day. Each new day
>someone comes up with something wilder she allegedly is asking for.
>So here's the Top Ten List of what Nancy Pelosi wants:
>
>10. Hot male strippers as pilots
>9. Young gay nubile boyz as flight attendants
>8. Hot lesbian oil wrestlers for inflight entertainment
>7. Nonstop supply of recreational drugs
>6. Wall-to-wall mattresses for Democratic Party orgies
>5. An olympic sized swimming pool
>4. Dubya's bronzed balls mounted in a trophy case by the plane door
>3. A Boeing 747 - previously the largest commercial plane in the world
>2. An Airbus A380 - the current largest commercial plane in the world
>1. The Space Shuttle!
>
>
>Any more?

+ She wants The Royal Caribbean Lines 'Freedom of the Seas' cruise
ship docked at San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf at her disposal to
inspect ports receiving international cargo.

The ship has the basic necessities needed for her to do her job
effectively.

Rock-climbing wall
Ice-skating rink
Royal Promenade
Extensive WiFi capabilities and connectivity for cell phones
Full-size, flat-screen TVs in every stateroom
Themed bars and lounges
Adventure OceanŽ youth facilities for her grandchildren
ShipShapeŽ Day Spa and Fitness Center
Casino Royale

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The Islamo-Nazi Mission Statement

"Fight those who do not believe in Allah, ...
nor follow the religion of truth...
until they pay the tax in acknowledgment
of superiority and they are in a state of subjection."

Qur'an, Sura 9:29

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grasshopper

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Feb 9, 2007, 9:46:21 PM2/9/07
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On Fri, 9 Feb 2007 17:32:33 -0500, "SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com>
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Bush didn't land for a long time on 9/11 since it was a risk. Keep
in mind all these changes came about due to 9/11 and way before Pelosi
was speaker. She is afterall number 3 in line to the Presidency.

That is like saying Prince Harry needs to fly differently since he is
only #3 to the throne. On top of that the royalty are only
figureheads.

grasshopper

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Feb 9, 2007, 9:56:15 PM2/9/07
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On Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:09:18 GMT, Mohammad 666 <Pelos...@Hades.com>
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Well at least someone would be checking ships coming into the US.

Titix

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Feb 9, 2007, 11:25:38 PM2/9/07
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"Air Pelosi One" <a...@pelosi.one> wrote in message
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> The list of things Nancy Pelosi (allegedly) wants with relation to her
> air travel just gets funnier and funnier every day. Each new day
> someone comes up with something wilder she allegedly is asking for.
> So here's the Top Ten List of what Nancy Pelosi wants:
>
> 10. Hot male strippers as pilots
> 9. Young gay nubile boyz as flight attendants
> 8. Hot lesbian oil wrestlers for inflight entertainment
> 7. Nonstop supply of recreational drugs
> 6. Wall-to-wall mattresses for Democratic Party orgies
> 5. An olympic sized swimming pool
> 4. Dubya's bronzed balls mounted in a trophy case by the plane door
> 3. A Boeing 747 - previously the largest commercial plane in the world
> 2. An Airbus A380 - the current largest commercial plane in the world
> 1. The Space Shuttle!
>
>
> Any more?

Oh, airbus A380 and all you listed above would be needed only if they had
to provide a plane for Republican pedophiles. Pelosi only wants security.

David E. Powell

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Feb 10, 2007, 2:16:56 AM2/10/07
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10. Star Trek Voyager style bridge chairs for her, Murtha and Michael
Moore. (These were cancelled when people realised, since Speaker
Pelosi had the center chair, Moore taking one of the sides would
unbalance the plane.)

9. Giant roll down movie screen to watch her contributors' Hollywood
movies, with a mute button for whenever Susan Sarandon is speaking
during that movie set on death row, because even Nancy Pelosi can't
put up with it for long.

8. Custom commo headset with ear speakers for phone, bluetooth and
MP3, microphone for talking on the radio or cell phone, and sidepiece
- mounted botox injectors for regular tune ups.

7. Snickers, Snickers, Snickers.

6. Ejector seat in case Jane Harman comes aboard.

5. Blink-operated telepathic flight controls like the jet in that
Clint Eastwood "Firefox" movie.

4. What everyone likes - ADORABLE KITTIES!

3. Directory of news reporters' names to avoid another "Myra, Myra"
incident.

2. Special hair blower machine that vents the Aquanet she uses
directly into a vacuum to be burned off in the jet's engines later,
cutting ozone damage.

1. Special room for all her Vice President Dick Cheney memorabilia,
with hotline where they can talk and continue their secret and special
friendship.

william...@bluebottle.com

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Feb 10, 2007, 2:50:10 AM2/10/07
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On Feb 9, 6:21 am, Air Pelosi One <a...@pelosi.one> wrote:
> The list of things Nancy Pelosi (allegedly) wants with relation to her
> air travel just gets funnier and funnier every day. Each new day
> someone comes up with something wilder she allegedly is asking for.
> So here's the Top Ten List of what Nancy Pelosi wants:
>
> 10. Hot male strippers as pilots
> 9. Young gay nubile boyz as flight attendants
> 8. Hot lesbian oil wrestlers for inflight entertainment
> 7. Nonstop supply of recreational drugs
> 6. Wall-to-wall mattresses for Democratic Party orgies
> 5. An olympic sized swimming pool
> 4. Dubya's bronzed balls mounted in a trophy case by the plane door
> 3. A Boeing 747 - previously the largest commercial plane in the world
> 2. An Airbus A380 - the current largest commercial plane in the world
> 1. The Space Shuttle!
>
> Any more?

She must consult a dildologist for a proper fitting..

william...@bluebottle.com

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Feb 10, 2007, 2:51:15 AM2/10/07
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On Feb 9, 11:16 pm, "David E. Powell" <David_Powell3...@msn.com>
wrote:
all for Pelosi Galore and Her Flying Madhouse!

Kevin Cunningham

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Feb 10, 2007, 1:24:11 PM2/10/07
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"SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
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> you libs don't have a sense of humor.
>

Here's the problem. When something is funny you laugh. You don't have to
wait for explanations, you just laugh. So try again and remember, you've
got to make people laugh to be funny.

Rudy Canoza

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Feb 10, 2007, 2:05:42 PM2/10/07
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Kevin Cunningham wrote:
> "SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
> news:eqiamk$gqr$1...@news.albasani.net...
>> you libs don't have a sense of humor.
>>
>
> Here's the problem. When something is funny you laugh. You don't have to
> wait for explanations, you just laugh. So try again and remember, you've
> got to make people laugh to be funny.

Predictably, you got it backward. You've got to be
funny to make people laugh.

BTW, note that the twat to whom you're responding
refers to me as a "lib", by which I presume he means
"liberal"; yet, you accused me in a different post of
defending a Nazi (which I didn't.) There's a big
consistency problem at work here.

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