Taylor Lautner And His Army Of Woo Girls Blow Edward Cullen Off The Stage
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIlROP-l9Ag&feature=player_embedded <---video
While telling Jimmy Kimmel about his workout routine for New Moon Taylor Lautner
let it slip that he needed to put "something in [his] mouth every two hours."
Upon hearing this, the audience completely lost their minds.
It is clear to me now that Taylor Lautner is living in an extended episode of
Saved by the Bell, and that every remotely sexual thing he says, intentional or
no, will be greeted with a wave of "woooooooooooo!" from the ladies in the
audience. He has become the A.C. Slater of Twilight: He takes off his shirt,
shows his muscles, smiles a bit, and the ladies go wild. So far, he hasn't worn
pleated jeans or a pink tank top, but it's only a matter of time. Pattinson,
meanwhile, almost seems relieved by the attention on Lautner, and who can blame
him, really. I suppose it's nice to sit back and hear the girls screaming at
someone else for a change.
Patricia Martin Steward
I really don't understand the attraction of this guy.
He looks like someone popped him in the face and his nose and eyes
swelled up.
--
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing
which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has
other people looking at it.
W. T. Pooh (aka A. A. Milne)
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<pat...@noteranews.com> felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>
>I really don't understand the attraction of this guy.
>
>He looks like someone popped him in the face and his nose and eyes
>swelled up.
i don't get it, either. maybe it's his buff physique that attracts
and not his face.
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
Patricia Martin Steward
<dez...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:16:52 -0500, Patricia Martin Steward
><pat...@noteranews.com> felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>
>>
>>I really don't understand the attraction of this guy.
>>He looks like someone popped him in the face and his nose and eyes
>>swelled up.
>
>i don't get it, either. maybe it's his buff physique that attracts
>and not his face.
It would kinda have to be, I guess, but I don't get that, either --
I've never been a fan of that twisted-steel and sex-appeal type body.