QVC Former Pretty Boy Jeffery Hewson Dead in Biz
KevinBoots
In a darkened bedroom in a tract house in Indianapolis, a middle aged, thick
waisted man huddles over his computer screen. It is 3am. Jeffery Hewson is at
it again. Writing e-mails to himself and answering them. Offering jobs to
himself via e-mail that contains resumes he has sent to his own address.
Should he choose to be the next panel member on MEET THE PRESS or a weatherman
in Toledo? The next host of GOOD MORNING AMERICA or a disc jockey in Yuma? In
the back of his mind he knows Dan Rather is up there in
years.........decisions, decisions. But he knows if he keeps this up the other
thoughts will not flow into his twisted agonized mind. Ideas like....."Am I
finished?" "Will I ever work in show biz again?" "Isn't selling cubic zirconia
rings and baubles enough to get me in the Broadcasting Hall of Fame?"
Poor Jeffery. Closed up n that tract house like a modern day Norma Desmond,
watching as his cancelled web site flickers away for good. 10,000 e-mails
sent.....10,000 e-mails answered in his staccato pithy yet juvenile style.
What happens today? What happens tommorrow?
Kevin
CrackHdJef
<<snipped from Kevin>>
>"Will I ever work in show biz again?" "Isn't selling cubic zirconia
>rings and baubles enough to get me in the Broadcasting Hall of Fame?"
Oh the agony! This is so difficult for me! I hate to diss my beloved but: He
can't even get a cruddy FOX Show. He didn't even show up on either of the
Wayan's brothers show's either..I was shocked.
Reetswh
KevinBoots (@aol.com) wrote:
<major snippage>
>Closed up n that tract house like a modern day Norma Desmond,
>watching as his cancelled web site flickers away for good. 10,000 e-mails
>sent.....10,000 e-mails answered in his staccato pithy yet juvenile style.
Kevin, he's also been busy posting to the QVC bulletin board:
In response to why he can't leave the past in the past and shut up about his
old home shopping glory days:
"Nothing about the internet upsets me. I was a victim only once in my life and
she is no longer. NO! It's not worth letting go, it's worth pursuing. I am
human and I have feelings. Too bad you didn't see me on TV. You would have
never asked such questions."
On his detractors:
"My compassion still holds such unfortunate few while we continue to take care
of them however tiring that may be. I guess the internet allows the dark side
of individuals to prevail."
"Unfortunately they are stuck in a 4-year-old mentality of self-serving
gratitude. I have had many laughs over their posts which simply are not true.
Yet, my heart stills goes out to such low mentality. In the end we all have to
care for them."
On why he's leaving AOL:
"I will not "be sticking around". You say my post contained inflammatory
comments that are contrary to AOL. Well, what about all that has been written
about me? Don't I have rights too? AOL allowed those perspectives and
continues to do so. Why can't I point fingers at individuals since those
individuals have done so repeatedly to me over the last few months? This is
why I'm leaving AOL. Future comments should be directed to Stev...@aol.com."
On his next internet venture:
"For those who enjoyed my work, I thank you. I have received more than 10,000
e-mails and I will get to you as soon as possible. I am transferring my
account to the Microsoft Network and should be up and running in the near
future. As this, too, will be deleted soon, please pass the word."
Hey JeffERY, I just passed the word for you. You have such a way with words.
All My Best (plugging your Karaoke tape for you too)
Reets
IceKatIce
OMG..This is just too much!
<<snipped from Reets>>
>"Nothing about the internet upsets me. I was a victim only once in my life
>and
>she is no longer.
What did he do? Kill off one of his multiple personalities?
>I am
>human and I have feelings. Too bad you didn't see me on TV. You would have
>never asked such questions."
Human AND feelings?? Puhlease!! He brought it all on himself!! It is a good
thing (the person who he posted this to) they didn't see him on TV...They would
have probably shot themself! Oh, he was such a TV Maven...wasn't he?
>"Unfortunately they are stuck in a 4-year-old mentality of self-serving
>gratitude. I have had many laughs over their posts which simply are not
>true.
>Yet, my heart stills goes out to such low mentality. In the end we all have
>to
>care for them."
You can take your heart and shove it back into that hole in your chest..Your
sympathy and compassion are fraudulant. No one cares for me but me...Hey Jeff!
I have a JOB..I pay unemployment taxes to keep YOUR ass afloat!! Who is caring
for WHOM here?
>Well, what about all that has been written
>about me? Don't I have rights too?
Ummmm, no, you don't. You threw your self in the spotlight..Deal with the
reprocussions!
Kat
IceKatIce
<<snipped from Reets>>
[Jeffery rant here]
>I am transferring my
>account to the Microsoft Network and should be up and running in the near
>future.
Lookie there..He wants us to find him....More publicity(good or bad)! He takes
it where he can get it.
Kat
Monsterclb
>I am transferring my
>>account to the Microsoft Network
More like the McDonald's network--slingin' up fries and burgers. He knows his
welfare is ending and WALMART hasn't returned his calls.
Venom Spice
PhotogDave
Poor, poor JeffERY. A moment of silence please! Its amazing that someone so
"well connected" at AOL could get themselves thrown off the system. He's
whining for everyone to contact Steve Case as if he cares. All Case has to do
is look at the check from QVC made out to AOL every month. That takes care of
that. Its good customer service to take care of your big clients and make sure
former psycho employees don't boter the masses.
And Jeffie....if you thought any of your juvenile ramblings could have enticed
us back to the extinct QVC board....you are crazier that I thought. They'll
have a complete thaw in Antarctica before that would have happened!
PHOTOGDAVE
"Reets, Photodave, IceKittyIce, and Plus Size Julie are all one in the same."
- JeffERY Hewson
"Well, could one of you bring me a beer?"
Photogdave
Jeffery H
I see any tears because you left Dave. But there are a lot of smiles!
IceKatIce
<<the Master of Swill, illiterate as he is, posted>>
Yeah Jeff..."I see any tears" too....In case you haven't noticed Jeff, there is
no one left on that board. I love how you waited until we left to strike..How
Manly of you! Poor Linda tried to reach out to you and offer you some life
support. But no: You opted for a DNR. I think you really did us all a favor:
You exposed yourself with absolutely NO help from us!! Way to go!!!
:::::tick, tick, tick::::Arn't you 15 minutes about up?
Kat
Jeffery H
Kitty, darling! As you know, I have no life. So, I may as well join yours!
Hug me dear!
Reetswh, PhotogDave, IceKatIce and Plus Size Julie JRevelleben...can you say,
busted?!!!
Madamegres
What's this?
Subject: Re: Jeffery Speaks
Date: Wed, May 27, 1998 14:30 EDT
From: Jeffery H
Message-id: <199805271830...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
Nah, not following anyone.
All My Best,
Jeffery
Reetswh, Photogdave, IceKatIce, and Plus Size Julie JRevellben...can you say,
busted?!!!
Can you say "schizo"?
IceKatIce
<<Jeff spewed>>
ROFLOL.....Finally!! You have come to your senses!!! Please do join my life:
I will welcome you with open arms AND pay for your therapy.....
Kat
JRevellben
>Kitty, darling! As you know, I have no life. So, I may as well join yours!
>Hug me dear!
>Reetswh, PhotogDave, IceKatIce and Plus Size Julie JRevelleben...can you say,
>busted?!!!
Excuse me, JeffERY? Busted for what? We're not the ones who are taking a
webpage off to Microsoft Network.
BTW, your sig is so amusing. Did it take you a REALLY long time to think it up?
Fondly, Plus Sized Julie
JRevellben
>I see any tears because you left Dave. But there are a lot of smiles!
Hey JeffERY, I find your insults laughable at best. At least *I* can string
together enough neurons to form a complete sentence, which you seem to be
unable to do!
As for your "oppression" and "victimization", it's interesting that you
verbally slap the one person that has tried to help you.
Fondly, Plus Sized Julie
PhotogDave
JeffERY writes: I see any tears because you left Dave. But there are a lot of
smiles!>>
Oh but Jeffie-Poo, I have had 10,000 e-mails begging me to come back.....10,000
e-mails saying that everyone was leaving with your bull-in-a-china-closet
routine on the Q board. Sound like a familiar number Jeffie baby? The only
people posting on the board have been you and Linda as she tries to suck up to
you and you beat her away with a baseball bat. Should anyone here in the
newsgroups want to verify this I suggest they go to the TV Network section of
AOL and check out the QVC board. Miss JeffERYand Linda the Suck Up will
provide you with endless hours ofdocumented psychosis.
Face it Jeff.......you showed up and finished off the board!
ALL MY BEST!!!!!!
Sherbaker
DAMN!!! I missed the beginning of this thread and can't find it... if someone
will be sooo kind ( or catty as the case may be ) to tell me what this is about
( I KNOW who Jeff Pew, I mean, Hewson is) let me know!
Sher
PhotogDave
JeffERY, we would have been busted if we had taken your bait and posted on the
Q board. No amigo.....No Quiero Taco Bell! The mountainous EGO had to come to
all us little people and make nasty. Well, consider YOURSELF busted. You have
been lurking at all these boards and not found any sympathy or empathy. Well,
Dr. Joyce Brothers is not here EITHER momma's boy. Go have your grilled cheese
sandwich and Fritos in that dank Indianapolis pullman kitchen and leave the big
dog's alone or they might eat your Twinkies for dessert!
ALL MY BEST---
Grnbrier
jeff...@aol.com (Jeffery H) writes:
>I see any tears because you left Dave.
JeffERY dahling, I think you left out an "m": don't you mean "I see MANY tears
because you left Dave."? (BTW, oh glib giggly one, you left out a comma in that
sentence as well. Spin your "at-home" QVC prize wheel and see if it tells you
*where.*)
>But there are a lot of smiles!
Dave's insightful commentary regarding YOU *do* bring LOTS of smiles Miz
Jeffery. But hell, Dave's got an easy job: lampooning you is like shooting fish
in a barrel. Cheap ugly carp, at that.
Doogie
PhotogDave
Doogie is right. It almost isn't fun. When La Jeff comes back with a four or
five word reply and snits away its not even a contest. ("Did not! Did too!"
{stick tongue out here})
ALL MY BEST--
Jeffery H
The only one sucking here is you Davie boy and we all know about your habits.
PhotogDave? Can someone say Geek Alert!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAH
All My Best,
Jeffery
Jeffery H
Cool Julie. Keep 'em coming!
Jeffery H
Thank you oh dear plus size one for telling everyone about my new site. If it
wasn't for all you degenerates posting my name everywhere I wouldn't have a
life! And you all know how fragile and frail my ego is. Why, I would just
simply crumble!
Jeffery H
Doogie! How nice of you to show up! Don't you remeber those emails you sent
to me? Gonna post them? Or shall I?
Jeffery H
Thanks Davie for acknowledging that you eat Twinkies. But we knew that all
along!
Jeffery H
Don't you mean on your knees? Oh, sorry that's geeky PhotogDave's routine. So
sorry, I goofed again!
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
Jeffery H
Reets, dear, please post more! I'm finding this life you have created for me
is much more exciting than my own. Don't need Dr. Joyce here. Your
fascination with me gets stronger each time you post! I just love stringing
them along. Oh, look! Igot another one on the line!
Jeffery H
Reets is sooooooo boring. Same old routine. Hum, someone told me she/it was
imaginative. Gotta find out what prescription they were on.
Jeffery H
Poor Dave. Being a Geek must be hard. Don't worry, buddy.. Those of use who
contribute to society will take care of you. It's called taxes. Let's see, 50
cents for Geek alerts won't kill anyone. Ok, it's doable. We'll help you.
LjK
RE: >>Subject: Re: QVC Former Pretty Boy Jeffery Hewson Dead in Biz
From: photo...@aol.com (PhotogDave)
Date: Wed, May 27, 1998 8:07 PM
Message-id: <199805272007...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
Doogie is right. It almost isn't fun. When La Jeff comes back with a four or
five word reply and snits away its not even a contest<<
Dave: It should have NOT been fun to you a long time ago. The battle against
this man is so obviously unequal!
You sharpen your wit on others' tender feelings and you call it "humor." I
call it debasement.
Furthermore: Do YOU really think it's funny that this soul be called out as a
homosexual? Look at him.
I'd suggest you preferably pull the wings off flies, but Andrea would kill me.
LOL!
I trust, however that you (and all of you) get the point.
Linda
Sherbaker
Will someone tell MOI what this is all about???????
-=JR=-
In article <199805272152...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
sher...@aol.com says...
>
>Will someone tell MOI what this is all about???????
Damned if I know . . .
-=JR=-
About to kilfile her first AGC thread
Reetswh
La Belle Hewson blathered:
>Doogie! How nice of you to show up! Don't you remeber those emails you sent
>to me? Gonna post them? Or shall I?
Doogs, guess what, he's missing an "m" again!! LOL No QVC shopper dollars for
you JeffERY.
Go ahead and open that email can of worms Jeffery. I have tons of exchanges
that people have forwarded me and would be more than happy to post them for
your viewing pleasure.
A member of the "contention" (sic)
Reets
Grnbrier
jeff...@aol.com (Jeffery H) wrote with his LadyPapermate(tm):
>Doogie! How nice of you to show up!
Thanks, princess!
>Don't you remeber those emails you sent to me?
Uh, no. But I DO remember the email YOU sent to ME in response to one of my
Usenet posts. And I DO remember the bland, terse response I sent to YOU.
>Gonna post them?
I don't *save* such forgettable shit. It's not important to me. Unlike you,
what other people on the internet think of me doesn't concern me one iota,
loser-boy.
>Or shall I?
Oh, YOU do it, Miss Thang. You always DID like to be a showgirl anyway!
(Sheeesh).
>All My Best,
"All Your Best" = ZERO. Ya dope.
>Jeffery
>Reetswh, PhotogDave, IceKatIce and Plus Size Julie JRevelleben...can you say,
>busted?!!!
I'm sure they can say that word Jeffery. But WHY do you always bring up your
bust implants at the most inopportune times???
Doogie
Jeffery H
Good Doogie! Wanna biscuit? Your posts say so much more about you than me.
Can we have another one? Please?
All My Best,
Reetswh
Diva JeffERY shat:
>Reets is sooooooo boring. Same old routine. Hum, someone told me she/it was
>imaginative. Gotta find out what prescription they were on.
Viagra? Too bad it wasn't around during your marriage to Judy. It might have
helped. Oh my gosh. We have a *real* celebrity in our midst.
Now that you're out of the closet, let's get to some gossip. Doesn't it just
kill you when you see Kathy still shilling the shit, publishing her books,
trotting to Cannes, hobnobbing with celebs. Are you thinking "I could've been
a contender"?
Why didn't you sue the National Enquirer when they published that story about
you and Judy a while back. After all, you're now saying it's all a sham and
you never sold it to them. I can repost the story if you don't remember which
one I'm talking about.
What exactly did you mean about your marriage being a sham and forced on you by
the powers at QVC? Are we talking beard or what?
Would you mind explaining that drivel on your now defunct web page:
"Expectation creating a foreign world that did not exist. The level we achieve
can help others save our own blindness."
How does it feel to go from dishing with Tova Borgnine, Victoria Principal and
all those "glamorous" QVC vendors to spending your evenings with Didi, er Fifi
on IM. Did she swoon when you read her your book chapter?
Have you discussed your internet activities with a PR expert?
When, if at all, did you finally realize that a contentious contingent does not
equal a contention?
And finally, how many hours left to your AOL account?
Anyone have any other questions for La JeffERY?
All My Best (see, I'm still plugging your swill for ya),
Reets
Reetswh
La Jeff deliriously ranted:
<mucho swill snippage>
>Those of use who
>contribute to society will take care of you. It's called taxes.
Hey, when did they start taxing welfare checks?
Reets
Jeffery H
Reets, I simply couldn't live without you. Since you know so much about my
life, why do you ask so many questions? You already know all the answers so
why don't you fill everyone in. After all, it takes a Swill to know a Swill.
And, you are so much better than I.
Reetswh
LJK (@aol.com) diveled on and on:
<SNIP!!>
Everyone left the QVC board because your rants and raves were unbearable. Dont
even bother responding with lists of names of posters. They're nonexistent
honey. Believe me.
I know it's hard to hang out there with no one but yourself, but would you mind
shutting the fuck up! Sheesh
Reets
Reets
Reetswh
Dame Jeffery posted some more:
<snip>
> Your
>fascination with me gets stronger each time you post! I just love stringing
>them along. Oh, look! Igot another one on the line!
Sorry Jeff. You fail to see that you're the organ grinder's monkey. We didn't
follow you here, now did we? LOL
Reets
Jeffery H
Oh, please Reets...do step up to the plate. Give it your best shot!
Jeffery H
Reets darling, please keep posting. If it wasn't for you I would be a nobody.
Now, you know my ego couldn't stand that. Just because I said "no" last night
doesn't mean I don't love you. I said no because.....geese...well, you get the
picture.
Jeffery H
Getting a little testy ? Reets? Dear?
PhotogDave
LOL....La Jeffery writes:
<<The only one sucking here is you Davie boy and we all know about your habits.
PhotogDave? Can someone say Geek Alert!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAH>>
I rest my case. I suddenly can't see you taking dan rather's place Jeffie. We
need to talk to your mommie about maturity.
PhotogDave
LjK says:Had you not posted inaccurate and rude remarks about me, I would not
have
posted here>>
Good God Linda....you repliedsweet suck up niceties to Jeffery when you had
trashed him earlier on the Q board. Then you couldn't figure out he didn't want
any part of you. Will you admit now hes a bitch? Jeeze, if Adolf Hitler came
back from the dead you'd post something just to have something to do. Now you
follow me around like a little puppy who has lost its owner. I'm cutting off
the Kibbles honey....go home now.
Linda, WE LEFT THE BOARD BECAUSE OF YOU. We do NOT want to see you anymore.
Your warped history speaks for itself. EVERYONE left you and came along with
us dearest.
We will always make a safe haven away from you because you drive us crazy with
the nasty asides and having to get the last word. It is an occupation with
you. We willnever post on "your" board again Queen Linda but we will always
have a place where discussions about the Q are going on without you. Doesn't
it make ya sick? The Queen loses her subjects....long live the Queen!
PhotogDave
LOLOL....<<Your
fascination with me gets stronger each time you post! I just love stringing
them along. Oh, look! Igot another one on the line! >>
Its better than a pocket fisherman...huh La Diva Jeffie?
LjK
Reets: You DIDN'T leave the board. That's the point. You're still reading it
and responding to it here, rather than there. If you hadn't been RE-POSTING
Jeff's posts here and bashing me here, neither one of us would be here. YOU are
continuing that board right here.
There were just 10-30 notes pulled from that board this afternoon, so I
shouldn't think you'd know who had been posting and who had not.
For me, this is a trivial part of my life. It's near meaningless to me if I
post on any QVC BB at all. For some of you, it's all you have of a social life.
It would not bother me in the least if there were no one on that BB at all, but
I'd rather chat with a few people of normal sensibilities than a vicious pack
of wolves who attack a single unarmed man. It's not humor; it's a perverse
form of cruelty.
Many of you are overeducated and some of you are underachieving given your
intelligence and/or your education. Some of you took oaths of healing. He's an
ex show host. You call it an equal fight for a half dozen of you (even given
that some are using more than one ID), attack everything you possibly can
imagine, about him?
He's leaving AOL in a day, and you can take the "credit" for that. Isn't that
enough? How much can you beat someone once he's down? Till there's nothing
recognizable left, and still attacking still?
By reposting the BB here, you never left the board, so don't continue to say
I'm responsible for your leaving. Even if/when you do leave, I won't be
responsible for it. You left because you weren't in full control of that area.
Your choice. If you want to participate in an open BB you have to contend with
it being an OPEN BB. Go to that private BB Dave was bragging about starting, or
learn to live with others with some tolerance.
Linda
PhotogDave
Jeffery Vomits:<<Poor Dave. Being a Geek must be hard. Don't worry, buddy..
contribute to society will take care of you. >>
Gee thanks JeffERY. What would I do without you. I'd give you a big smooch
but those leaking canker sores scare me girl. Still have pnuemonia??
PhotogDave
LjK shat:<<You sharpen your wit on others' tender feelings and you call it
"humor." >>
Yep. And you bore everyone by replying to EVERY post and call it entertaining.
Jeffery H
Geeky Davie! Please don't tell me that you too are falling into a Jeffery
Hewson groupie like Reetwsh is. Please! NO! I have no more room for
admiration. I just couldn't handle it! Can't you at least attach yourself to
Monica? You know you both have something in common....something about
kneeling...I don't know...anyway.......
All My Best,
Jeffery
America Online members...Reetswh, PhotogDave, IceKatIce and Plus Size Julie
JRevelleben...can you say, busted?!!!
PhotogDave
Everyone remember JeffERY's web site and that black and white shot of JeffERY
as Buffalo Bill...or was it Annie Oakley? Well, at any rate...if Jeff says I'm
geeky i'm afraid we will have to take his word for it, From the look of that
photo....HE KNOWS!
Jeffery H
Wow, Geeky Davie. I'm so sorry to hear about your dislike of my presentations.
Gee, I guess I would have changed the channel. But I still like you, Geeky
Boy. I've always heard that you were better than most.
Gina g26
Poor deranged has-been. He's all washed up and can't accept the fact that
everyone left the AOL QVC board, so he follows them over here.
Can't you just see him now, frantically clicking on the QVC icon in his
Favorite Places and coming up with "there are no unread messages", ROTF.
Here's the scenario: La Jeff is poised before his computer monitor with smoke
beginning to rise from the mouse. He is ensconced in a satin robe, and his
blue topaz ring is flashing in the encroaching twillight, as he clicks, and
clicks, and clicks........
JeffERY: There MUST be some mistake......I just KNOW they can't resist my
biting sarcasm and unmatched wit.......
JeffERY's Mom: Jeffffffffeeeee! Your supper's ready.......Spaghetti O's with
mini-meatballs.......just the way you like them, dear.
JeffERY: Just a friggin minute, Mother. (Click, click, click) They said they
were leaving, but I don't believe it. They can't leave ME, the Savior of
Smarm. The High-Priest of Hip. The GOD of Good-Looking Glory. There is NO
WAY they left. They can't resist me. They love me. They'll be back. They
practically LIVE for every tantilizing tidbit I throw their way. There must be
something wrong with this site. I'm sending off a missive to that @#&*#$%
Steve Case that will make his hair curl. (Click, click, click)
JeffERY's Mom: Jeffee! Are you on that computer again? Come down here and
eat. You're looking positively famished. You haven't left that computer since
last Thursday. Who are you communicating with on there anyway?
JeffERY: My legions of adoring fans, Mother. Now leave me alone. (Click)
JeffERY's Mom: Well, alright, dear. Shall I bring you up some nice Velveeta
and Spam on crackers? You really need to keep your strength up.
JeffERY: (Click) WHATEVER, Mother. Have I gotten any phone calls? Damn
blasted AOL.......
JeffERY's Mom: Merv Griffin checked in. And Vanity Press......they need you
to send them another $4,000 to cover chapters 8-10. And they think you look
positively cunning in that picture with the Sgt. Pepper coat.......they want to
use it for the book jacket.
JeffERY: Fine. (Click, CLICK, CLICK) Anybody named Reets call? Dave?
Julie?
JeffERY's Mom: No, dear. But there was a message on the machine from an "L"
somebody.
JeffERY: Well thank God. (Click) Send up that Spam, will ya?
JeffERY's Mom: It's on the way, my darling boy! My JEFFERY!
JeffERY: Thanks Ma. And thanks for the..........(CLICK,
CLICK)...........Where the @$$#&&% ARE they?????..............
Gina
Your sarcastic overtones are straight from the "I hate Jeff Hewson" fan club.
But, I am very grateful that you showed your true colors. (Jeffery)
PhotogDave
Jeffery writes: Reets is sooooooo boring. Same old routine>>
You don't know what boring is Jeffery. I used to watch you on the Q and if I
had heard one more smarmy Amcor presentation from you I would have DIED.
Jeffery H
Geeky Davie I'm so hurt. I thought I was the reason you left the AOL/QVC
board. Please say it wasn't because of someone else or I'll never let you get
on your knees again!
CRobin4564
> Just because I said "no" last night
>doesn't mean I don't love you. I said no because.....geese...well, you get
>the
>picture.
I get the picture...... geese??? Yeow....try the Jerry Springer beastiatiliy
show, Jeff.
Tuft Spice
Jeffery H
My Mommie died Geeky Davie. Any other questions?
PhotogDave
Linda.....lurkers are sending us postings from the board my dear. Reets and
Ice and I and many others are GONE. Vamoose! Blink your eyes....we are NOT
there!
Quit trying to make us post on a dead board.
Now newsgroupies...lets do an experiment. It is commonly known LjK MUST have
the last word. I hereby challenge her to go away...back to the lace board or Q
board or whatever cybercave she rests in.....and NOT post here again.\
Can you do it Linda? Can you LIVE not having the last word?
Lets all see...........
LjK
Dave: That's all delusion. I have never posted about Jeff, since I knew
absolutely nothing about him. I postulated about the possibilities involved in
his closing his site, based on the info you posted, and my own knowledge. That
was not about him, and that was my only post mentioning him.
You imagine I'm the Queen, because you felt the King and deposed by my not
taking your orders or "sucking up" to you. I've no interest in being "in
charge" or ordering people about. Indeed, I have little interest in your
subjects. You have a good sense of humor, but it's crippled by the cruelty.
Since I'm not interested in this, I will probably not be posting in this
subject for long. I did have a few points to make. If I have others to make,
I'll make them. CLUE: If you don't talk to me or about me, I'll be much more
likely not to post here.
Linda
Jeffery H
Gina darling! Please post more! It tells us all a great deal about you! Are
you happy now that you've been included? Is your life that shallow too? What
name will you use next since you seem to be a master at multiple names? I
would tell every what those names are.....but ....well I am Christian...I
can't.
PhotogDave
Geeky Davie I'm so hurt. I thought I was the reason you left the AOL/QVC
board. Please say it wasn't because of someone else or I'll never let you get
on your knees again!>>
Jeffie...you have me mistaken with Barry Diller....and YOU had the knee pads.
The pretty paisley ones matched your blouse.
And I'm so sorry...it was Linda the bitch that drove us from the Q board.
About two years ago, Ljk was very active on the Fashion Board (Shell Kepler).
I am not a fanatic about that stuff, but have heard about their board by people
on the Q board who knew of her. At first, I thought Ljk seemed very nice, but
her behavior after a time, got kinda bizarre. She attacked people for no
reason. Many people stopped posting because they didn't want to be attacked by
her. She finally began to make nasty asides to me.
Finally, I blocked her from my email.
We will keep moving the board to get rid of her, but no matter where we
go......like here...... she must insert her huffy opinion upon us. She has a
long history with other boards of using an alias (other screen names) claiming
to be her friends to defend her. The details are too complicated, but she was
actually caught saying she was someone else with these alias on another board.
She was continually reported to AOL for harrassment and finally she disappeared
for quite awhile. I know this sounds bizarre, because it is, but others who
have posted with her came to the conclusion that she had serious mental
problems.
So, the Q contingent becomes the Flying Dutchman....looking for a home and keep
up with the crap directed our way.
ALL OUR BEST-
PhotogDave
Jeffery says...<<My Mommie died Geeky Davie. Any other questions?>>
Must have been a broken heart at her failure of a son.
Jeffery H
Carol, darling, you too? I still have your e-mails. Perhaps I should really
let everyone know about you.
Reetswh
LJK (@aol.com) shat a load of bricks:
<much swill snipped>
>I'd rather chat with a few people of normal sensibilities than a vicious pack
>of wolves who attack a single unarmed man. It's not humor; it's a perverse
>form of cruelty.
Obviously this usenet gossip group is not the place for someone with your
delicate sensibilities. <guffaw>
>He's leaving AOL in a day, and you can take the "credit" for that. Isn't that
>enough?
Yes,it's a damn shame, isn't it. The only person left for you to converse with
over at the old Q Board. But of course, you've offered your services to inform
others of his wearabouts in the future. Don't hold your breath for love notes
from the Jeffery. You're definitely not his type.
> Go to that private BB
We already did and it's a roaring success. But most of us have been here at
AGC for quite a while, dishing the dirt about celebs AND the Jeffery. And
we'll still be here long after you've gone to beat the life out of another bbs.
Let's see if you can refrain from having the last word. Ha.
Reets
Jeffery H
Geeky PhotogDave writes <lurkers are sending us postings from the board my
dear. Reets and
Ice and I and many others are GONE. Vamoose! Blink your eyes....we are NOT
there!
You mean there actually is a GOD?
Jeffery H
Dear Geeky Davie. You'll be looking a very long time for a home. It's quite
obvious no one wants you. You, who can't even change a channel on your own
accord, are history. It's a sad thouight. I'll miss your moaning. I loved
that part.
Grnbrier
reetswh wrote:
>Doogs, guess what, he's missing an "m" again!! LOL No QVC shopper dollars
for
>you JeffERY.
I think it's because he's *constantly* fiddling with one of his Joan Rivers
Kollection(tm) clip-on earrings while he types.
Either that, or those damn Lee Press-On Claws(tm) that he's so fond of
interferes with his typing.
I bet ~Kathy Levine~ can type and spell properly...she's a *much* higher-class,
more educated lady...<g>
Doogie
Jeffery H
What? You actually did go private and I wasn't invited? SHATTERED! Wait, I'm
picking up the pieces of my ego! I can't believe it! I NEED TO GET IN!
Reets, Geeky Dave, Kitty (Pur Pur, love wiping my feet on that one) and Plus
Size Julie, Please don't leave me out! I can't exist without you! You keep my
name alive! Whatever will I do?
BGVIKNG
>Getting a little testy ? Reets? Dear?
>
>
seems like everyone is taking this crap too seriously...I have no personal
knowledge of Jeffery, but there are so many celebrities more worthy of
contempt. Personally, I wish the guy all the best.
LjK
No, Dave. I am not trying to entertain, nor am I trying to harm. You are trying
to destroy people. I don't like it.
Linda
Reetswh
Jeffery stumbled yet again:
>You mean there actually is a GOD?
You mean you were lying when you said you were a Christian?
Reets
Jeffery H
Doogie, please! Don't bring yourself down to my level. You might like it!
LjK
Dave, You're really desperate. I never used any other accounts, nor have I left
anywhere but on my own volition. The Kepler board is of little interest to me
vis a vis the quantity of notes there, and my time is scarce. I stopped reading
it a year or more ago, out of lack of time, primarily. If my schedule clears I
may start reading it again. One of the advantages for me of the QVC board is
that it was little trafficked. There have always been FEW notes posted there.
So it was easy to keep up with little time involved.
Too bad your brag about starting a private area was so much hot air. I'd love
to have you go private. All that hostility would just implode.
If you call me a b*tch as you did, I could surely call you the same, couldn't
I? It's your meanness that turned that board into little more than a pack of
wolves, feeding on unarmed people.
There's nothing that you say about me that's true. It's all your delusional
wishes. My history and my life is nothing that you know. You're filling it in
with the evil of your own mentality.
Surely you're in no position to point fingers about mental problems or people
with little in their lives and who contribute little to society? For some
people, suffering as you must have, makes them more compassionate to others,
and for some it makes them more abusive towards others. It's the cruelty which
I'm addressing. I'm not afraid of you or any in your group. The more lies you
tell about me, the more I laugh at you and the more you are exposed.
Linda
Jeffery H
Thank you BGVIKNG. Unfortunately you just did the unthinkable. You said
something nice and kind.
LjK
>>Subject: Re: QVC Former Pretty Boy Jeffery Hewson Dead in Biz
From: photo...@aol.com (PhotogDave)
Date: Wed, May 27, 1998 10:53 PM
Message-id: <199805272253...@ladder03.news.aol.com>
Jeffery says...<<My Mommie died Geeky Davie. Any other questions?>>
Must have been a broken heart at her failure of a son.<<
Dave: The only humor in your posts is how laughable and very seriously inhumane
you are. You're way out of control and you badly need help. Those Robbins tapes
won't do it for you. Trust me on that.
Linda
Linda
Reetswh
Jackpar5 wrote:
>SHUN FUCKING SHUN
Jack, shame on you. How dare you try to deprive us of a bitch slapping fest.
And this time it involves an honest to goodness real life celeb: La Belle
Jeffery Hewson, former shit shiller at a home shopping channel. Currently
all-around asshole at large (and I'm talking mack truck sized).
Reets
Jeffery H
Reets dear you're confusing Christian with Freud. Your infatuations about me
are well known. Your words speak loudly. But I still need you. There is
always trash to take out. You do come in handy, darling.
Jack...@fauxaol.com
On 27 May 1998 23:17:25 GMT, ree...@aol.com (Reetswh) wrote:
>Jackpar5 wrote:
>
>>SHUN FUCKING SHUN
>
>Jack, shame on you. How dare you try to deprive us of a bitch slapping fest.
>And this time it involves an honest to goodness real life celeb: La Belle
>Jeffery Hewson, former shit shiller at a home shopping channel.
Sorry, slap away! But could I suggest a little more quality bitch slappin' and a
little less quantity.
JP....30 posts in about 30 minutes is a little much
Jeffery H
OH MY GOD! Please say it isn't so! I've known for a long time that America
Online members are canabalistic. They turn on themselves at the the drop of a
hat but that takes away from me. Please don't let this happen. I need them!
Geeky Dave, don't you have something profound to say? Reetswh? Something
slimy, please? IceKatIce? Come on. Pur or something. Plus Size Julie
JRevellben? Sorry, didn't mean to bother you with your mouth full. Please
post more. I may not live until tomorrow if my ultimate fan club doesn't
support me. I have no life. I need you!
All My Best,
Jeffery
America Online members...Reetswh, PhotogDave, IceKatIce and Plus Size Julie
JRevelleben...can you say, busted?!!! Any bets they've already blocked their
mail?
LjK
Reets and Dave: WHY should I refrain from having the last word, if you can't?
What pathetic sad creatures you are to get off on attempts to destroy people.
You can't touch me. I know you for what you are and you know absolutely nothing
of me.
If that BB really had nothing on it, why were you REPOSTING the notes from it
onto this one? Why were you referring to the conversations there, here? Now
that it's clear that you're just extending that board to this site, it's likely
no one WILL want to post there. There are people who don't enjoy sadism.
You pretend you don't attack other members, but you do, if they don't tow the
line. You're worse than the worst street gang.
Dave felt mortally wounded by my simply pointing out that he had metioned his
site and then after numerous people asked for the url, finally said he wouldn't
provide it. MORTALLY WOUNDED. He still refers to it as sideswiping him. This
was not a personal attack. I didn't mention anything about him personally. I
certainly COULD have. It's not like I know nothing about him that I can't
attack. I just don't believe that silly arguments like this warrant really
hurting someone in a deep way. Dave feels deeply hurt over a superficial
observation. If I said any of the things I could, he'd be prostrate in pain. I
can't do that.
But you group try your best to go as far as you can to hurt others. In my case,
you just are repeating false rumors so they don't hurt me at all. They're lies
and they're stupid to anyone who actually knows anything about me. But there
are others who are more vulnerable and I deplore what you are doing there. I
want to be very clearly on record as being thoroughly disgusted with your
actions in that regard.
Linda
Reetswh
LJK doth protest too much:
<major snipping>
> my time is scarce. I stopped reading
>it a year or more ago, out of lack of time, primarily.
Really, you seem to have an awful lot of time to post in here AND to post over
at the Q board. And don't come back with a "look who's talking." I wasn't the
one who said my time was scarce.
Reets
PhotogDave
LjK writes:
Dave: The only humor in your posts is how laughable and very seriously inhumane
you are.
As I mentioned friends and neighbors, Linda cannot shut up. She had to keep
posting. But Linda, you can have the last word after this one because after
this post, I have no intention of mentioning you again. I promise....just as I
have stayed off YOUR board.
Have at it girl. Preach your stuff.
IceKatIce
Hate to inform you Jeffery, but you can not bust the willing!
>All My Best,
>Jeffery
>Reetswh, PhotogDave, IceKatIce and Plus Size Julie JRevelleben...can you say,
>busted?!!!
Jeffery, come up with your own material..I already used this against you today
> Those of use who
>contribute to society will take care of you. It's called taxes
Kat
IceKatIce
<<snipped from LJK>>
>Doogie is right. It almost isn't fun. When La Jeff comes back with a four
>or
>five word reply and snits away its not even a contest<<
>
>
>Dave: It should have NOT been fun to you a long time ago. The battle against
>this man is so obviously unequal!
>
>You sharpen your wit on others' tender feelings and you call it "humor." I
>call it debasement.
>
>Furthermore: Do YOU really think it's funny that this soul be called out as a
>homosexual? Look at him.
>
>I'd suggest you preferably pull the wings off flies, but Andrea would kill
>me.
>LOL!
>
>I trust, however that you (and all of you) get the point.
>
>Linda
Damn girl! You are much braver over here, arn't you? You and Jeff have dinner
and date plans set up yet??
Kat
IceKatIce
<<snipped from the DIVA Jeff>>
>Getting a little testy ? Reets? Dear?
>
>
>
Now, what would you know about "Testy" <sic> Jeff?? Being that you have NONE
Kat
Jeffery H
Geeky Dave? Does this mean you're leaving me out too? Please don't. I know
how you love to pur while kneeling. I just might write my memroirs!
Jeffery H
Kitty, darling, please don't change the subject to someone else. I'll get too
lonely. Weren't you just hugging me a moment ago? With both arms?
Jeg7777
Reetswh wrote, quoting The JeffERY:
> On his next internet venture:
>
> "For those who enjoyed my work, I thank you. I have received more than 10,000
> e-mails and I will get to you as soon as possible. I am transferring my
> account to the Microsoft Network and should be up and running in the near
> future. As this, too, will be deleted soon, please pass the word."
Why is he going to the Microsoft Network? I thought I heard they were
discontinuing that service, which is one of the few Microsoft-related
things that hasn't caught on.
--
Joe
************************************************************************
Pinky: "Brain, I was wondering...if somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds
can fly, why can't I?"
Brain: "Because you're a MOUSE."
Pinky: "Oh, well when you put it that way it all makes sense, doesn't
it?"
************************************************************************
IceKatIce
<<snipped from JH>>
You did it again....
Kat
PhotogDave
Lets all take a sec and step back from this discussion. JeffERY is right.
Lets give him some credit. He so desperately deserves it.
We ARE just geeks and housewives and plus sized nobodies. The closest we will
get to the fame Jeffery has known is to read about it in books. We have never
been on TV or have had letters from Ronald Reagan and Merv Griffin extoling our
virtues. We have never sold millions of dollars of goods to millions of
Americans. Unfortunately, we have never been loved by millions of Americans
who watch Home Shopping.
But JeffERY has. He has been there...in the spotlights. Beamed into our
homes, in front of our children. Treated like a family member by many lonely
folks at home with his friendly banter with Kathy Levine. Smiling...handsome
and bright. Admired by so many people. Yes, at one time by me andby many who
are posting on this board.
That is what is so frightening and sad about what has happened to this person.
Would Martha Stewart or Brad Pitt come here and yell and scream and stamp their
cyber feet, whining about how unloved they were? Would they rail aganist
people they have never met and who have no effect on their lives? No. Never.
Not on your life. Would even OJ Simpson come amongst us and beg for our
forgiveness and our love? Nope.
The fact that this celebrity would make the comments he has this afternoon is
scary and weird and speaks ill of any of us who have been a fan of anyone. Is
this behavior what we hold up as a high standard among society? Is this a
balanced and sane person? If I was not sure this was Jeffery Hewson I would
automatically dismiss the person as a nutcase. But I can't. I know this is
Jeffery.
It must be a crappy life my friend. I'm truly sorry.
Dave
IceKatIce
> Kitty (Pur Pur, love wiping my feet on that one)
Kitty: The closest thing to "pussy" that you've probably seen!
Kat
LjK
>>Damn girl! You are much braver over here, arn't you? You and Jeff have
dinner
and date plans set up yet??
Kat<<
Kat: Haa! That's made me smile. Thanks.
When I saw Jeff (you saw the entire discussion) I realized the battle was too
deeply out of balance and that harm was being caused. It's not that I'm braver
now, (I don't ever keep silent at injustice.), but it was that I didn't
understand what was happening till after he showed up on the BB, after you
left. I had only given a cursory reading to that BB during all this time.
Linda
Jeffery H
Sniff, Sniff. Humm, I think you're right darling, IceKatIce.
LjK
Reets says:>> Really, you seem to have an awful lot of time to post in here AND
to post over at the Q board. <<
Fact: The only BB's I've been reading on AOL have been QVC with three
excursions in six months to the HSN BB, which has about two notes a year on it.
I haven't looked at the Kepler board in well over a year.
Now, does that mean I'm sworn not to? Nope. It's how I set my time.
I *make* time for issues, though, and this has been an issue.
Linda
Jeffery H
But Geeky Dave!!!! I can't dismiss you, ever! I love that slurping sound!
IceKatIce
<<Jeff says to Dave>>
>Please say it wasn't because of someone else or I'll never let you get
>on your knees again!
Dave: I think he just gave you a really sick invitation!! ROFLOL
Kat
Jeffery H
Love those warm arms Kitty dear. Whew! You do realize you have to wash
sometimes! Don't you?
IceKatIce
<<snipped>>
>Kitty, darling, please don't change the subject to someone else. I'll get
>too
>lonely. Weren't you just hugging me a moment ago? With both arms?
Oh God! I have strayed! Thank you for setting me straight my dear!
Kat
Reetswh
IceKatIce
<<>Sniff, Sniff. Humm, I think you're right darling, IceKatIce.>>
Well, is that the best you could come up with? My God, I left the door wide
open for you to slam me and this is what I get?? I am truly disappointed..I
guess you really don't have "much" do you?
Kat
Jeffery H
Come on Linda. Reets isn't an issue! I couldn't get my name out more
successfully with a hired promotional firm. She's great! I'm glad she's
obsessed with me. It's like money in the bank!