--
"Finger-lickin' good!"
I don't know his current status, but he was once married.
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>
> "Peter Holmes" <pete...@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:456d30c6...@news.easynews.com...
>> Bet he is still a virgin.
>
>
> I don't know his current status, but he was once married.
>
>
>
Richard Simmons is a notorious ladies' man.
--
"Finger-lickin' good!"
> flaming
>
A flaming heterosexual.
--
"Finger-lickin' good!"
Being married (to a woman) is no proof that someone is straight.
--
Rhino
Are people really this naive?
David Schwimmer
Sue Simmons (nyc local news)
Dana Tyler (nyc local news)
John Cryer
Greg Gumbel
Paul Newman
Will Smith
Tom Cruise
Sam Champion (nyc local news)
Mike Piazza
--- all gay.
.. and the last two on this abridged list are a couple.
My friend swears Simmons was a big womanizer and was not gay. I know, I
know... I laughed in his face for at least 10 minutes. He says, "I was
there. I knew him. The guy is straight."
I've heard from others the gay thing is just an act. If true, it sure
is a good one.
> I have a friend who worked at the same gym as Richard Simmons worked at
> in the late 70's in LA. This was long before Simmons was even remotely
> famous, but he was feverishly working on getting his "big break." He
> schmoozed with everyone, kissed major ass and did and said the right
> things to the right people.
>
> My friend swears Simmons was a big womanizer and was not gay. I know, I
> know... I laughed in his face for at least 10 minutes. He says, "I was
> there. I knew him. The guy is straight."
Well hey - you never know.
Just because the guy isn't a bit masculine doesn't make him gay... my
next door neighbor comes across as hugely flamingly gay (almost but not
quite as bad as Richard Simmons) but he's divorced AND he gets girly
mags in the mail (I collected his mail for him one time when he was out
of town).
I doubt a gay guy would have subscriptions to girly mags just to keep up
the appearance of being straight.
> I've heard from others the gay thing is just an act. If true, it sure
> is a good one.
Oh I definitely agree!
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
did I say it was??
May I have your friend's number? I have a bridge in the northeast that
I'm offering investment opportunities in.
I have oceanfront property in Dallas that I'm selling for $500/acre and
it's going fast. Call me now at 1-800-IAm-Dumb!
Well he can expect to get his gay ass soundly spanked on Letterman tonight.
;-)
Biggest 'who cares' I can imagine.
> x-no-archive: yes
> "Roofshadow" <Roofsha...@spamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Roofshadow2004-33C...@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> Hey, Roofy, I'm supposed to go out of town in January. Wanna swing by and
> pick up my mail? I know it's a bit of a drive but I'll leave you
> fudgesicles in the freezer....
While that's very tempting I think I'm going to have to turn you down
what with gas prices being what they are!
;)
> (There won't be any porn mags but I can guarantee junk mail from the cable
> company AT LEAST 4 times a week.)
LOL
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
>So was Rock Hudson. And Freddy Mercury. Even Elton John was on the verge of
>marrying a women at one point. His song "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" is
>about how his friend Long John Baldry talked him out of it.
>
>Being married (to a woman) is no proof that someone is straight.
>
>--
>Rhino
Elton John actually was married for 4 years in the 80's.
--
Bigolhomo
Kookboy you're so full of hot air couldn't you just float over? <g>
Elton John did marry a woman--Renate--in the 1980s. They divorced when he
realized he was gay rather than bisexual (he'd already come out as bi before
they'd married).
>His song "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" is about how his friend Long John
>Baldry talked him out of it.
> Being married (to a woman) is no proof that someone is straight.
True enough.
http://therealestate.observer.com/2006/06/phil-collins-gives-up-bachelor-pad.html
p.s. stop cross posting!
> "Bill Kawalec" <billk...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1vmdnbCIHdKJrPDY...@comcast.com...
> >
> > "Peter Holmes" <pete...@msn.com> wrote in message
> > news:456d30c6...@news.easynews.com...
> >> Bet he is still a virgin.
> >
> >
> > I don't know his current status, but he was once married.
> >
> So was Rock Hudson. And Freddy Mercury.
Freddie Mercury never married. Mary Astin was a former girlfriend who
remained a lifelong friend and inherited much of his estate, but they
never married.
> Even Elton John was on the verge of
> marrying a women at one point. His song "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" is
> about how his friend Long John Baldry talked him out of it.
That was fiancee #1, in the late 60s. He did marry a different woman in
the 80s.
Karen
"Col. Harland Sanders" <extra-...@hell.com> wrote in message
news:Xns988A10...@208.49.80.253...
Simmons sounds like a fag. If it walks like one, talks like one , IT IS
ONE! Fuckin' tards!
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"Dan Dassow" <dan_d...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1164840080.7...@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
He did go on to marry in the early 80's, it was a disaster.
Which doesn't mean he's straight, just that he made a remark she found
highly offensive.
Karen
>"Bill Kawalec" <billk...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>news:1vmdnbCIHdKJrPDY...@comcast.com:
>
>>
>> "Peter Holmes" <pete...@msn.com> wrote in message
>> news:456d30c6...@news.easynews.com...
>>> Bet he is still a virgin.
>>
>>
>> I don't know his current status, but he was once married.
>>
>>
>>
>
>Richard Simmons is a notorious ladies' man.
The fairy-ness is clearly an act. How anyone could think otherwise...
I have no idea.
I've seen Richard Simmons when he wasn't doing this act (I've seen him
on TV when he wasn't doing this act) and when he does do it, it's
clearly an act.
Still, he has a strange way of getting people into fitness...
Deborah
Elton John was married to a woman for a couple of
years in the 1980s, Renate Blauel.
Steve
>so is paul lynde
was
I watched him on Letterman last night. I don't know if he's gay but he's
definitely a little QUEER.
Paul Newman?? You gotta be kidding! He's been happily married to Joanne
Woodward since 1958 and was previously married to another woman for almost a
decade; he had three kids with each wife. I've never once heard even a hint
of whisper of a rumour that he was anything but straight.
Some of these other people you've mentioned might be gay but I'd be pretty
darned surprised if Newman was. And I'd certainly want to see some proof,
not just your allegation.
> Will Smith
>
> Tom Cruise
>
> Sam Champion (nyc local news)
>
> Mike Piazza
>
>
> --- all gay.
>
> .. and the last two on this abridged list are a couple.
>
--
Rhino
correct - for all we know, he could've showed her a gay porn mag... that
would be grounds for the suit...
--
-J
** Keeper of Bette Midler and Betty Buckley **
"Jesus saves sinners...and redeems them for valuable prizes!"
oh, please - not since the 80s!
AndrewJ wrote:
I have a friend who worked for him for years, and she chooses not to
comment, since it's not her place. I will say he's a wonderful boss.
Marcia
<space added for emPHAsis...>
> He was a very good tipper,
> treated his lady friends well and remained friends with them after the
> romance ended.
He tipped his ladyfriends? Tipping implies he paid them a set rate, as
well...
I think a ladyfriend that you pay and tip is usually referred to as a
prostitute... I suppose you can be friends with your prostitute... repeat
business and all that.
>> He was a very good tipper,
>> treated his lady friends well and remained friends with them after the
>> romance ended.
>
> He tipped his ladyfriends? Tipping implies he paid them a set rate, as
> well...
>
Maybe that was two separate recollections? He was a good tipper. <pause>
He treated his lady friends well.
Puzz
I have been watching you in the closet for some time.
Then it's really shitty sentence structure: a comma delimited list where
the first item in the list is completely independent of the other two.
That hasn't been true in a generation. It went non-gay around the time
aids showed up.
> "puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in message
> news:cUObh.7957$yf7....@newssvr21.news.prodigy.net...
> >
> > "JFlexer" <jf0962...@fbuster.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:eko3m...@news4.newsguy.com...
> >> <uly...@mscomm.com> wrote in message
> >> news:1164936920....@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >
> >>> He was a very good tipper,
> >>> treated his lady friends well and remained friends with them after the
> >>> romance ended.
> >>
> >> He tipped his ladyfriends? Tipping implies he paid them a set rate, as
> >> well...
Or he sneaks out into the field while they're sleeping and tips them
over.
Paul Newman sure does a good job pretending to be hetereosexual. I wonder
if his wife of many years knows? I wonder if his children know?
Have you been asleep for 20 years, Rip Van Winkle?
PERFECT!! LOL!
That's a story I can believe!
The Sun: Hot or Cold?
> "Anim8rFSK" <ANIM...@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:ANIM8Rfsk-BE9BD...@news.west.cox.net...
> > In article <ekpsr...@news4.newsguy.com>,
> > "JFlexer" <jf0962...@fbuster.yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >> "puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in message
> >> news:cUObh.7957$yf7....@newssvr21.news.prodigy.net...
> >> >
> >> > "JFlexer" <jf0962...@fbuster.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:eko3m...@news4.newsguy.com...
> >> >> <uly...@mscomm.com> wrote in message
> >> >> news:1164936920....@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >> >
> >> >>> He was a very good tipper,
> >> >>> treated his lady friends well and remained friends with them after
> >> >>> the
> >> >>> romance ended.
> >> >>
> >> >> He tipped his ladyfriends? Tipping implies he paid them a set rate,
> >> >> as
> >> >> well...
> >
> > Or he sneaks out into the field while they're sleeping and tips them
> > over.
>
> PERFECT!! LOL!
>
> That's a story I can believe!
:)
Billie
Col. Harland Sanders wrote:
> My friend says he's straight as an arrow.
>
> --
> "Finger-lickin' good!"
> He's gay. His long time boyfriend's mother was the neighbor of my aunt
> (now deceased) in KY. The boyfriend is a wonderful guy, and he and
> Richard treat his mother like a queen.
And vice versa.
Also in the 70's, there was no gay act going on, he acted completely
normal, didn't screech with his voice, make fawning Liberace-like hand
gestures or prance around in that hideous blue outfit.
I believe Simmons is totally gay, I'm merely saying that 30 years ago
he went out with women, had intimnate relationships with them and
didn't act effeminate.
> Obviously I meant he was a good tipper
> when he was a patron in restaurants.
That's all I need to know about someone's character.
Ilene B (former waitress in four states)
may have been obvious to you, but the inference in the post was that he
tpped the lady friends.
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```````````````````````
Your friend must have an IQ of 12.
Elton John was married, to a sound engineer down under. For some
years. They're "still friends."
Still wondering about Richard Simmons?
That would have to mean Matt Perry, also a longtime bachelor, is gay,
too. And Elliot Gould, another Friends regular. Elliot was married
to and then dumped by Barbra Streisand. If Barbra isn't a faghag, who
is ?
>
> Sue Simmons (nyc local news)
She had a well - known boyfriend in Washington, DC when she anchored
the 11 p.m. news for WRC Channel 4 there during 1980 - 1982.
>
> Dana Tyler (nyc local news)
>
> John Cryer
>
> Greg Gumbel
>
> Paul Newman
Why would Joanne Woodward, who never has had a problem with drugs or
alcohol, put up with Paul sleeping with men ? Don't tell me she's a
lesbian, please.
>
> Will Smith
Is Jada stupid or one of those mothers who was born to be a mother, not
a lover ?
>
> Tom Cruise
The rumor about him is so old, yet nobody ever names the prostitute he
supposedly hired.
>
> Sam Champion (nyc local news)
>
Why don't those macho news cameramen call him a faggot ?
Save me the trip; is this the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" segment he was on?...r
--
"Keep your eye on the Bishop. I want to know when
he makes his move", said the Inspector, obliquely.
Yes, and it's gut-busting hilarious. I hadn't seen it before. Got up early
this morning, clicked the link, and even with the sound turned way down on
the computer, my loud laughter got George up out of bed to see what was so
darn funny.
Those improve guys are great, and Richard was so ... well ... willing to
make a fool of himself. :) A riot.
That was absolutely hysterical!!
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
> "Bill Kawalec" <billk...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:1vmdnbCIHdKJrPDY...@comcast.com:
>
> >
> > "Peter Holmes" <pete...@msn.com> wrote in message
> > news:456d30c6...@news.easynews.com...
> >> Bet he is still a virgin.
> >
> >
> > I don't know his current status, but he was once married.
> >
> >
> >
>
> Richard Simmons is a notorious ladies' man.
>
>
In bizarro world, maybe.
--
trippy
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"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."
-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
I talked with someone yesterday who has met RS' 'partner', and he ain't
no lady.