Well-Hung Hollywood List
Joe L.
well-endowed male celebrities:
Milton Berle
Samuel L. Jackson
Forrest Tucker
Charlie Chaplin
Robert Wagner
Jerry Lewis
Will Smith
Dennis Rodman
RuPaul
Billy Bob Thornton
David Cassidy
Tommy Lee
Tim Robbins
Morgan Freeman
Lyle Lovett
Alexis Arquette
Jeff Goldblum
Randy Travis
Ricardo Montalban
Lou Reed
Buster Keaton
Stephen Speilberg
Damon Wayans
Edward James Olmos
John Forsythe
Chris Isaak
Vin Diesel
Patrick Stewart
Liev Schreiber
Al Gore
John C. Reilly
Michael Imperioli
John Singleton
Spike Lee
John Schneider
Tim Allen
Viggo Mortenson
Aldo Ray
Victor Mature
Dan Lauria
Dr. Hook
Freddie Mercury
Christopher Lee
Mick Fleetwood
Danny Glover
James Garner
Dario Argento
Warren Beatty
Stevie Wonder
Danny Masterson
Robert Romanus
Kevin Spacey
Stevie
> Here it is everyone, Hollywood's secret, confidential list of the most
> well-endowed male celebrities:
>
You forgot Dick Peters.
j/k !!
Robin Williams is rumored to have to tie the monster to his leg :)
Maybeso320
they had they would know Dave has the best basket in show business!!
Maybe...check it out!
http://hometown.aol.com/davebasket/myhomepage/dave.html
HeyHoLetsGo
himself, David Duchovny.
Maybeso320 wrote in message
Peter J.
>
>Here it is everyone, Hollywood's secret, confidential list of the most
>well-endowed male celebrities:
Where's James Woods? Go rent The Onion Fields - the man is huge even when
flaccid.
>Michael Imperioli
I've wanted to see his dick for years. Where did you hear he's hung?
>John C. Reilly
He made a movie showing his penis, but I've never seen it (or the movie).
>Alexis Arquette
And there are photos to prove it.
>Will Smith
I've always thought of him as having "big ego to compensate for little dick"
syndrome.
Decca Dent
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Not entirely sure what those strangely elongated, blurry mini-pics are
supposed to show, though the first does seem to suggest a hand (his)????
Decca Dent
"Joe L." <jo...@nospam.aol.com> wrote in message
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Iggy Pop is said by those who know to be hung like a horse. He ain't
Hollywood, but then again neither is Lou, who made the cut (no pun etc...)
CliffB
at jo...@nospam.aol.com wrote on 11/27/02 9:48 PM:
Buster Keaton? Lol
It could explain where he got his first name.
Maybeso320
>>Not entirely sure what those strangely elongated, blurry mini-pics are
supposed to show, though the first does seem to suggest a hand (his)????>>
Believe me, his hands aren't that long! And, go to the second page where his
hand is not obscuring the basket!
http://hometown.aol.com/lhryan/myhomepage/fan.html
Maybe...not his hand!
Decca Dent
Errrr.... alrightie. You may be swaying me.
A Adams
"Decca Dent" <let_m_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Iggy Pop is said by those who know to be hung like a horse. He ain't
> Hollywood, but then again neither is Lou, who made the cut (no pun etc...)
I saw Iggy Pop performing on some Aussie cable chanel several years ago.
He would play with his pants down around his ankles then pull them back up
again between songs when he would get a drink. Very strange, I couldn't
believe my eyes and yes he is quite well hung, not huge but bigger than
what is considered "average"
Lou Minatti
think of a single actor who made his stage name not just one, but TWO
names for the male member.
Decca Dent
"Lou Minatti" <loumi...@nospamwatchingyou.com> wrote in message
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> C'mon, everyone knows that Peter O'Toole has the biggest unit. I can't
> think of a single actor who made his stage name not just one, but TWO
> names for the male member.
>
And two names linked by a moan, no less!
Tommy Hitson
I bet Spike Lee is hung like a flea.
On Thu, 28 Nov 2002 02:48:02 GMT, "Joe L." <jo...@nospam.aol.com>
wrote:
Angela
Back in July, 2000, the New York Post printed this--
"STRETCH REMARKS:
Billy Zane worked out at the Yoga Studio last week.
'He's a big boy,' was the consensus."
VegetasMom
Marie
Keeper of Colm Feore and Jason Isaacs
Trey LaParque
--
Trey LaParque
Proud Keeper of...
Kid Rock & Anna Nicole Smith
CliffB
maybe...@aol.com wrote on 11/27/02 11:34 PM:
> "Decca Dent" let_m_...@hotmail.com says:
>
>>> Not entirely sure what those strangely elongated, blurry mini-pics are
> supposed to show, though the first does seem to suggest a hand (his)????>>
>
> Believe me, his hands aren't that long! And, go to the second page where his
> hand is not obscuring the basket!
What a Pussy he's got!
DonkaDonk
always say so.
La Femme Sasha
Not a Hollywood Celeb but he's in a band.. Peter Steele. He was in Playgirl
around 1994-95 I think. Very BIG boy.. :-)
Sasha
Kaiju
>
> Here it is everyone, Hollywood's secret, confidential list of the most
> well-endowed male celebrities:
<snippity doo dah...>
> Al Gore
Huh? Someone other than Tipper has actually seen it? I simply can't
wrap my mind around either him being on the list...or someone
witnessing...uh...its appearance...
And the question on the minds of inquisitive minds everywhere...
Any chance that any of these gents (at least those who are still walking
this mortal plane) are scheduled to make an appearance on "Oz"?
Kaiju <hmmmmm.....????>
--
No more fiendish punishment could be devised,
were such a thing physically possible,
than that one should be turned loose in society
and remain absolutely unnoticed.
-- William James
Kaiju
>
> Well, they've obviously never seen the David Letterman Basket page because if
> they had they would know Dave has the best basket in show business!!
Well, I don't want to talk out of school, but there was a paparazzi
photo of Adam Sandler in boxer shorts, totally unfettered, playing
<cough> basketball in his backyard.
All my sister and I could say when we saw it was... Daaaa-yum! That
boy's deformed!
Kaiju <thank you "Porky's"...>
Snapper
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DonkaDonk
> boy's deformed!
I've seen the guy in little speedos before, never looked like all that much.
When guys get hot playing sports, things do tend to expand (or loosen, fill
with blood, what have you) in a much different manner than when a man gets
an erection. A cup isn't just to keep you from getting whacked on
accident - it's amazing what can happen down there in terms of size (I mean
seriously), need to keep everything together.
Buttercup
Ed Begley Jr.
(`*·.¸(`*·.¸¸.·*´)¸.·*´)
«´¨`Buttercup ´¨`»
(¸.·'´`(¸*·'´'·.*`)`'·. ¸)
Life's a party! Order the good pizza!
What you talkin' about Willis?
Mr Tisane
>well-endowed male celebrities:
>
>Dan Lauria
>Dr. Hook
Ok, it's really late and I'm half asleep, and I read this as "Dr. Laura".
Peter J.
>
>Huh? Someone other than Tipper has actually seen it? I simply can't
>wrap my mind around either him being on the list...or someone
>witnessing...uh...its appearance...
>
There was a Rolling Stone cover a few months before the 2000 elections, and the
way he wore his khaki trousers showed that Al was quite...ample in the crotch
area. Much joking and teasing ensued.
Peter J.
old story about the woman who saw Bono running nude in some festival and told
his wife how lucky she is).
CliffB
rhfan...@aol.comhatespam wrote on 11/28/02 4:51 AM:
Wasn't the consensus that his part was photoshopped in by the friendly
Wenner controlled magazine? I wonder how many votes that translated into.
Peter J.
>
>Wasn't the consensus that his part was photoshopped in by the friendly
>Wenner controlled magazine? I wonder how many votes that translated into.
>
>
I don't remember, but I really question how many votes that would give to Al.
For one, how many men may not have voted for him because of bulge envy? Or how
many may not vote for him because they think the whole brouhaha was detracting
from serious issues?
If anyone went and voted because of the size of his package, I'd love to have a
conversation with them, because that would boggle my mind.
Isn't our current President supposed to be well-endowed also?
Hopefully this won't start any literal pissing contests among the political
factions here.
DonkaDonk
hard-on going. They had to airbrush it down.
Peter J.
>
>Yes, Gore appeared "large" on the Rolling Stone cover - because he had a
>hard-on going. They had to airbrush it down.
>
I wonder if Tipper formed any committees to boycott magazine erections. NOTOOL
sounds applicable.
mikes wife
>
> Robin Williams is rumored to have to tie the monster to his leg :)
It's got herpes on it too!!
Will C.
airbrushed because it's so big.
Nashboi
<let_m_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Joe L." <jo...@nospam.aol.com> wrote in message
>news:joel-22680A.1...@newssvr14-ext.news.prodigy.com...
>> Here it is everyone, Hollywood's secret, confidential list of the most
>> well-endowed male celebrities:
>>
Gary Cooper
Gardner McKay
Tony Perkins
Buttercup
>Yes, Gore appeared "large" on the Rolling Stone cover - because he had a
>hard-on going. They had to airbrush it down.<<<<<<
Viagra overdose. <snort>
SteaHoover
>From: "Joe L."
I heard Rosie O'Donnell too!
Decca Dent
"SteaHoover" <steah...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >Subject: Well-Hung Hollywood List
> >From: "Joe L."
>
We're talkin' *below* the waist.
CliffB
buttercu...@aol.comprende wrote on 11/28/02 9:33 AM:
So he was even larger and they smalled him down? This gets better by the
minute. I thought Clinton was the one who couldn't help the tall tales. They
have the same P.R. machine? Gore can't help it if his virility is the size
of a baseball bat. Not sure we need a priap with his finger on the button so
to sperak.
Buttercup
>I heard Rosie O'Donnell too!<<
Hey, does this topic include strap ons? ;-)
Buttercup
>> I heard Rosie O'Donnell too!\\
>
>
>We're talkin' *below* the waist.<<<<<
Besides, Rosie uses those things
to keep her ears warm! LOL
RhineLegio
Buttercup
Al Fresco
http://www.littletinywit.com/Column_11062002.html - Belgian Beer and Small
Breasts
http://www.littletinywit.com/Column_11022002.html - Cartoons and Beer
Brevity is the soul of trolling.
Wull
of her eight husbands in the loving department. I
think you better add him to the well-hung list.
Wull
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Gulffritallary
>of her eight husbands in the loving department. I
>think you better add him to the well-hung list.
She used to date Porfirio Ruberosa - well known companion and husband to
wealthy women - Barbara Hutton for one. Supposedly, there's a peppermill
called a "Ruberosa" in honor of him.
Wull
Por. Ruberosa was bought first by B Hutton and
then Doris Duke. He was reputed to have a 14
incher.
I had forgotten about Zsa Zsa and him. She still
preferred Sanders over all her lovers.
Wull
DonkaDonk
Yes, because he was ERECT. Erect=bigger. Even small guys are going to be
noticable with an erection in their pants. They simply Photoshopped over
it, leaving a 'bulge' to cover the area.
Joe
Book...I think it got separte billing in that one.
CliffB
n...@email.com wrote on 11/28/02 9:26 PM:
Why was he erect? Was it the tongue bathing interview with a worshipful
Rolling Stone, or was it part of Tipper's first lady in waiting role to prep
him for foto shoots? Or maybe he was fantasizing about the contents of his
lockbox. Between his erections and Clinton's, they needed to widen the White
House corridors when both were in town. That exhibitionist kiss with the
Tipper at the Democratic National Convention was an erection killer if ever
there was one. It ranks up there with the overcompensating Liza/David Gest
wedding lipsmacker.
Gulffritallary
>Tipper at the Democratic National Convention was an erection killer if ever
>there was one. It ranks up there with the overcompensating Liza/David Gest
>wedding lipsmacker.
>
>
their Caribbean vacation. That was a photo op if there ever was one.
Lonesmwlf
>>Here it is everyone, Hollywood's secret, confidential list of the most
>>well-endowed male celebrities:
>
>
>He made a movie showing his penis, but I've never seen it (or the movie).
What movie would this be?????
R
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible" Unknown
FERRANTE
Not up my butt, unfortunately.
Mark Anthony Ferrante
On Thu, 28 Nov 2002 02:48:02 GMT, "Joe L." <jo...@nospam.aol.com>
wrote:
>Here it is everyone, Hollywood's secret, confidential list of the most
>well-endowed male celebrities:
>
"I shall pass through this world but once.
Any good, therefore, that I can show to any human being,
let me do it now.
Let me not defer nor neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again."
~~Stephen Grellet~~
ClooneySpice
> around 1994-95 I think. Very BIG boy.. :-)
>
> Sasha
George Clooney. He can't hide it in some photos..
Cyn - Courtesy of Bulge Central..
Robert
show off his humongous genitals.
On Thu, 28 Nov 2002 02:48:02 GMT, "Joe L." <jo...@nospam.aol.com>
wrote:
>Here it is everyone, Hollywood's secret, confidential list of the most
Robert
wrote:
>On 29 Nov 2002 23:11:08 -0600, Robert <a@b.c> wrote:
>
>>Tim Robbins finds any excuse to drop his pants on the big screen and
>>show off his humongous genitals.
>>
>
>Really? I thought Susan Sarandon removed all signs of his manhood.
>
He does it in the The Player and Shortcuts - maybe others.
FERRANTE
whose prick is so large, the airbrush is used regularly? He was in a
movie, with three other guys, and when they were running nude down the
beach, they had to airbrush the one's thing as it kept bouncing
around. Damn, I wish I could remember his name. He sure had a HOT ass!
I do remember that much!
Mark Anthony Ferrante
Ivana Newhouse
Films don't get "airbrushed". And I can't believe people still use the term
"Prick" to describe a penis. Classy.
Peter J.
>
>What about that young guy, whose name I can't think of right now,
>whose prick is so large, the airbrush is used regularly? He was in a
>movie, with three other guys, and when they were running nude down the
>beach, they had to airbrush the one's thing as it kept bouncing
>around. Damn, I wish I could remember his name. He sure had a HOT ass!
>I do remember that much!
>
>Mark Anthony Ferrante
Jason Priestley in Calendar Girl. Editing or not, you can still see him
flopping around.
I prefer to think of Jason this way instead of all those car crashes.
Danny Snagged His Sock Puppet
>Subject: Re: Well-Hung Hollywood List
>
Was it born with a 'isser? You be the judge:
http://madonna.1accesshost.com/IMAGE/103765~3.JPG
What the 'uck?
<chitter>
Here's Danny (Aka: "Madonna Rulez") http://i.am/rayolite
http://bigboab.future.easyspace.com/19.jpg
(Danny calls Bob a "Lap Dog") Here's Bob:
http://bigboab.future.easyspace.com/lap_dog.htm
http://bigboab.future.easyspace.com/90.jpg
Danny Snagged His Sock Puppet
>
Was it born with a johnson? You be the judge:
Kaiju
>
> What about that young guy, whose name I can't think of right now,
> whose prick is so large, the airbrush is used regularly? He was in a
> movie, with three other guys, and when they were running nude down the
> beach, they had to airbrush the one's thing as it kept bouncing
> around. Damn, I wish I could remember his name. He sure had a HOT ass!
> I do remember that much!
Jason Priestly?
Kaiju
--
No more fiendish punishment could be devised,
were such a thing physically possible,
than that one should be turned loose in society
and remain absolutely unnoticed.
-- William James
DonkaDonk
the ones who AREN'T. Might be a shorter list.
FERRANTE
wrote:
>>FERRANTE manthony...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>
>
>>
>>What about that young guy, whose name I can't think of right now,
>>whose prick is so large, the airbrush is used regularly? He was in a
>>movie, with three other guys, and when they were running nude down the
>>beach, they had to airbrush the one's thing as it kept bouncing
>>around. Damn, I wish I could remember his name. He sure had a HOT ass!
>>I do remember that much!
>>
>>Mark Anthony Ferrante
>
>Jason Priestley in Calendar Girl. Editing or not, you can still see him
>flopping around.
That's him. Thanks! He is so fine.
All I can say is that if I were near him, you wouldn't see it flopping
around. ;)
Mark Anthony Ferrante
>
>I prefer to think of Jason this way instead of all those car crashes.
"I shall pass through this world but once.
FERRANTE
wrote:
>
>
>Films don't get "airbrushed". And I can't believe people still use the term
>"Prick" to describe a penis. Classy.
Dear Lord, not another complainer!
Classy? Fish, have you forgotten where you are?
;)
FERRANTE
His Sock Puppet) wrote:
>>Subject: Re: Well-Hung Hollywood List
>>
>
>Was it born with a johnson? You be the judge:
>
>http://madonna.1accesshost.com/IMAGE/103765~3.JPG
Is that Michael Jackson in drag????
YucK!
Mark Anthony Ferrante
>
>What the 'uck?
>
>
><chitter>
Ivana Newhouse
>Dear Lord, not another complainer!
>
>Classy? Fish, have you forgotten where you are?
>
>;)
>Mark Anthony Ferrante
> "I shall pass through this world but once.
> Any good, therefore, that I can show to any
>human being,
> let me do it now.
> Let me not defer nor neglect it,
> for I shall not pass this way again."
> ~~Stephen Grellet~~
Fish? lol...you must be one of the over 50 queens...ala Paul Lynde.
Ivana Newhouse
>>Jason Priestley in Calendar Girl. Editing or not, you can still see him
>>flopping around.
>
>That's him. Thanks! He is so fine.
>
>All I can say is that if I were near him, you wouldn't see it flopping
>around. ;)
>
>Mark Anthony Ferrante
>
Neither would you.
schumy
Pee Wee Herman should be on that list from what I've heard.
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DonkaDonk
term
> "Prick" to describe a penis. Classy.
What's the PC term today? Cock? Dick? Schlong? Dong? Tubesnake?
Spittin' cobra? My-hand-can't-fit-around-it! (I'm told this isn't a common
one, but I seem to hear it a lot.)
Ivana Newhouse
>one, but I seem to hear it a lot.)
You hear it a lot? I can't figure out if you're lucky or just attract
screwballs.
Peter J.
There are always:
meat
peter (not one of my favorites)
man-meat (not to be confused with Manwich)
hose
tool
johnson
junior
sausage
Any others?
Tunzter
>Pee Wee Herman should be on that list from what I've heard.
Prepubescent boys are known to exaggerate.
www.tunzter.gemm.com
" Music is the mushroom on the dunghill of life."
Tunzter
>>>Jason Priestley in Calendar Girl. Editing or not, you can still see him
>>>flopping around.
Old news. Big J once gave us a link to a pic. Of course, it only showed the
"tip" of the iceberg.
Tunzter
>What's the PC term today? Cock? Dick? Schlong? Dong? Tubesnake?
>Spittin' cobra?
Pollen Tube?
Vestibule Location Device?
Big J
news:U4fG9.32536$0b.1...@news2.central.cox.net:
I prefer "ring necked, one-eyed purple headed love Thermos" myself.
Big J
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CliffB
libr...@yahoo.com wrote on 11/29/02 11:45 PM:
He's saving that for Solaris II, the sequel.
Nashboi
Jason Priestly
SweetLittleTroubleMaker
Date: Sat, Nov 30, 2002 8:07 PM
Message-id: <BA0EF60C.A34B%fl...@gosympatico.ca>
"He can't hide it in some photos"...obviously that's a poster who *looks* for
George's bulge in photos...wonder if she uses a magnifying glass, to get up
real close. [rolls @@ eyes] I've seen *loads* of George Clooney pictures and
never once did his privates jump out at me off the page. A person would *have*
to be looking for it.
FERRANTE
wrote:
>>>
Are you following me??
;)
Mark Anthony Ferrante
"I shall pass through this world but once.
Lisa Pease
I prefer to think of the precious side of his head and his voice. Not
to mention his sensitive persona that I hope is holding up well during
his current muscle recovery and scar healing. Only US Weekly has run
photos of Darling Jason since he returned to California from the
Indiana crash doctors. No other photos. Bad sign? Oh, the
sensitivity of Precious Jason.
Reading these discussion groups you'd think it's against the law to
admire a man if you can't see his ass. There are even men who love
other men without paying attention to their posteriors. If a gay man
out there gets angry at that comment and calls me weird, then he's
explaining why gay men make such good nursing staff members at mental
hospitals. Psychiatric workers use the word "normal" a lot, and so
many gay men consider ass worshiping to be normal. Lesbians don't
care what turns you on. They'll flow with you instead of commanding
you. The most famous American lesbian activist, Rita Mae Brown,
admitted in her 1997 memoirs that she has crushes on men. If Cleve
Jones admits to liking just one girl then other men will shut him up
more harshly than HIV diseases would.
FERRANTE
wrote:
>>
LOLOL!!!!!!!!! Not quite, but I'm not far off!
Ivana Newhouse
>
>Are you following me??
>
>;)
>
>Mark Anthony Ferrante
>
>
Only in order of performance. Kinda like Barry Manilow opening for Bette
Midler...but different..real different...but not totally different.
Peter J.
>
>Reading these discussion groups you'd think it's against the law to
>admire a man if you can't see his ass. There are even men who love
>other men without paying attention to their posteriors. If a gay man
>out there gets angry at that comment and calls me weird, then he's
>explaining why gay men make such good nursing staff members at mental
>hospitals. Psychiatric workers use the word "normal" a lot, and so
>many gay men consider ass worshiping to be normal. Lesbians don't
>care what turns you on. They'll flow with you instead of commanding
>you. The most famous American lesbian activist, Rita Mae Brown,
>admitted in her 1997 memoirs that she has crushes on men. If Cleve
>Jones admits to liking just one girl then other men will shut him up
>more harshly than HIV diseases would.
Stupid me, I thought this newsgroup was for entertainment and amusement. I had
no idea that by making an offhand remark about a better memory of Jason (in
what was OBVIOUSLY a lighthearted thread) that didn't involve him risking his
life in several car accidents, I was not only shaming Jason, but gay men in
general. Thank you for teaching me the error of my ways. Forgive me for not
being completely chaste and sedate regarding Jason Priestly. I will now watch
old 90210 episodes and sob at the agony of Brandon and Kelly never having their
happily ever after.
azindn
> Ewan MacGregor....check out Velvet Goldmine and especially Pillow
> Book...I think it got separte billing in that one.
Don't forget Trainspotting. As noted in Moulin Rouge, "He's got a HUGE talent."
Lisa Pease
Give up your social life, fella. The FX Channel used to show a lot of
90210 reruns, but now they only show two reruns early on Saturday
morning and two Sunday morning. They're finishing up the final season
in which you don't see Jason. They could start the cycle over or they
could drop it entirely. Also, the potential happiness of Brandon and
Kelly was just one of many reasons to watch the show. You also could
learn tolerance for the homeless (thanks to two 1992 episodes in which
Brandon befriends a homeless Gulf War vet) and the foolishness of
animal rights extremists (thanks to the 1994 episode in which Brenda
helps them out not knowing their violent streak).
Maybe the show became more like a soap opera for the lovelorn after
they all graduated college, but Brandon's walking out on his wedding
to Kelly in 1998 wasn't so terrible. Consider the e e cummings poem
he recited. Now *that* is good television. The beach scene in
"Calendar Girl" ain't. It rarely has turned up on cable channels.
karl marx
hotstru...@gmail.com
Not Hollywood but Mick Jagger is doing well down below as well.
Bob Anderson
> > Here it is everyone, Hollywood's secret, confidential list of the most
> > well-endowed male celebrities:
> >
> j/k !!
> Robin Williams is rumored to have to tie the monster to his leg :)
How could Michael Landon be left off this list?