Misty Cooper Claims Angelina Jolie Seduced Her
Agent Smith
Misty Cooper Claims Angelina Jolie Seduced Her
Thursday - February 21, 2008
http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/02/angelina-jolie-seduced-me/
In a recent interview, Misty Cooper, 36, has revealed for the first
time, her on-set fling with actress Angelina Jolie.
At the time, Misty Cooper was working as an assistant to a producer on
the car chase movie, 'Gone in 60 Seconds' which also starred Nicolas
Cage. Cooper first laid eyes on Angelina when she saw the actress
getting out of a chauffeured car, and the attraction was instantaneous.
"We Immediately felt the sexual chemistry, and I could feel that she was
also giving off a vibe. She looked super-hot, and I really wanted her."
Misty said.
Misty was well aware of Angelina's sexual history. She knew that Angie
had fallen for lesbian model Jenny Shimizu while they were working
together on the set of 'Foxfire,' (1996) so she knew she had chance!
One week after their first encounter, they ended up talking at craft
services and Misty realized that "Angie wanted to sleep with me as much
as I was so desperate to get her into bed," adding; "You could cut the
sexual tension with knife."
At one point Misty wondered if their flirtatious relationship would be
hindered by the new man in Angie's life at the time, actor Billy Bob
Thornton. Even though he was still engaged to Laura Dern.
But their lusty flirting continued on and one night at a Hollywood party
thrown by one of the film's stars, Vinnie Jones, Angie made her move.
While they were all dancing, Jolie pushed her body into Misty's backside
but Misty was afraid of anyone who could be watching so she didn't make
her move. Later, Angelina told Misty that she was "a tease" and Misty
answered back, "Well that makes two of us."
Eventually, others on set noticed the ladies' on set antics and someone
even warned Misty to stay away from Angelina because she was "trouble."
"But it was impossible, she's just so sexy."
Then finally on day on set after weeks of flirting and giving strong
sexual vibes, they made their move... To Jolie's trailer!
While Angelina was talking about her sex life, she told Misty that she
had many girls but none of them were as good as Billy Bob Thornton.
Misty responded with, "But you haven't had me." Shortly after an
assistant was taking polaroid pictures of the cast and crew on set, and
snapped a couple of Angelina and Misty. As you can see in the photos,
there was some playful groping involved.
After that, Angelina dropped the bomb; "I want you to come to my
trailer, get naked, and we'll have more fun and more photos." And
although Misty hasn't revealed what happened once they were inside the
trailer, she did say this, "Angie has very soft lips."
A few days after the trailer romp, the filming ended and Misty never saw
Angelina again.
When asked about Angie's new love, Misty responded by saying "She
(Angelina) can sleep with anyone she pleases, male or female, and she's
quite the seductress, so what chance does Brad have? Although he's
beautiful looking, there is no way he can keep her down. Angie has an
incredible body - Brad should enjoy it while he still can."
Recently the mother of four and humanitarian, Angelina Jolie, spoke
openly about her sexuality, saying "I've never hidden my bisexuality,
but there's no longer a place for that in my life."
Misty disagrees with that. "She (Angelina) told me that only one man had
really satisfied her, Billy Bob. Even if Brad is a fabulous lover, Angie
still must be wondering what she's missing," adding; "It's only a matter
of time before Brad finds him cheating on him with another woman."
Misty Cooper is currently living with her female lover of 8 years.
SyVyN11
"Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
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WHAT!!!!! YOU MEAN ANGELINA LIKES TO EAT PUSSY????????
Seriously. I think Brad knows in his heart of heart that (a) he's the only
penis in her life and (b) that he knows that Angie is gonna cheat with other
women every now and then.
Hey, if I were a woman, I would rather have sex with other women.
SyVyN11
"Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
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>
> Thursday - February 21, 2008
>
> http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/02/angelina-jolie-seduced-me/
>
> In a recent interview, Misty Cooper, 36, has revealed for the first
> time, her on-set fling with actress Angelina Jolie.
>
Who the fuck is Misty Cooper?
charley
> "Agent Smith" <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
who cares! i'd watch it.
doomella
left.com> wrote:
> http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/02/angelina-jolie-seduced-me/
>
> In a recent interview, Misty Cooper, 36, has revealed for the first
> time, her on-set fling with actress Angelina Jolie.
Anyone else first think this was about Anderson Cooper?
> "We Immediately felt the sexual chemistry, and I could feel that she was
> also giving off a vibe. She looked super-hot, and I really wanted her."
> Misty said.
> One week after their first encounter, they ended up talking at craft
> services and Misty realized that "Angie wanted to sleep with me as much
> as I was so desperate to get her into bed," adding; "You could cut the
> sexual tension with knife."
<snip>
Good god; is there only one "ex-lesbian-lover" sound-byte mill in
town? It's the same script Jenny Shimizu used.
I'm half expecting references to soaked panties, tingly nipples, and
soft, moist, inviting, gently parted full lips.
> After that, Angelina dropped the bomb; "I want you to come to my
> trailer, get naked, and we'll have more fun and more photos." And
> although Misty hasn't revealed what happened once they were inside the
> trailer, she did say this, "Angie has very soft lips."
Ah... never mind; there's the lips reference. Check!
> When asked about Angie's new love, Misty responded by saying "She
> (Angelina) can sleep with anyone she pleases, male or female, and she's
> quite the seductress, so what chance does Brad have? Although he's
> beautiful looking, there is no way he can keep her down. Angie has an
> incredible body - Brad should enjoy it while he still can."
She keeps on churnin' it out...
>
> Recently the mother of four and humanitarian, Angelina Jolie, spoke
> openly about her sexuality, saying "I've never hidden my bisexuality,
> but there's no longer a place for that in my life."
> Misty disagrees with that. "She (Angelina) told me that only one man had
> really satisfied her, Billy Bob. Even if Brad is a fabulous lover, Angie
> still must be wondering what she's missing,"
>adding; "It's only a matter> of time before Brad finds him cheating on him with another woman."
Is Brad fucking Billy Bob now?
> Misty Cooper is currently living with her female lover of 8 years.
She sure likes 'em young.
SyVyN11
"charley" <varr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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I would too, I just want to know who she is.
SyVyN11
"doomella" <Doome...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Feb 22, 4:51 pm, Agent Smith <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your-
> left.com> wrote:
>
>> http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/02/angelina-jolie-seduced-me/
>>
>> In a recent interview, Misty Cooper, 36, has revealed for the first
>> time, her on-set fling with actress Angelina Jolie.
>
>
> Anyone else first think this was about Anderson Cooper?
>
>
>> "We Immediately felt the sexual chemistry, and I could feel that she was
>> also giving off a vibe. She looked super-hot, and I really wanted her."
>> Misty said.
>> One week after their first encounter, they ended up talking at craft
>> services and Misty realized that "Angie wanted to sleep with me as much
>> as I was so desperate to get her into bed," adding; "You could cut the
>> sexual tension with knife."
> <snip>
>
> Good god; is there only one "ex-lesbian-lover" sound-byte mill in
> town? It's the same script Jenny Shimizu used.
> I'm half expecting references to soaked panties, tingly nipples, and
> soft, moist, inviting, gently parted full lips.
which pair? The ones on the face or the ones down south.
>
>
>> After that, Angelina dropped the bomb; "I want you to come to my
>> trailer, get naked, and we'll have more fun and more photos." And
>> although Misty hasn't revealed what happened once they were inside the
>> trailer, she did say this, "Angie has very soft lips."
>
> Ah... never mind; there's the lips reference. Check!
Again, I ask my question.
>
>
>> When asked about Angie's new love, Misty responded by saying "She
>> (Angelina) can sleep with anyone she pleases, male or female, and she's
>> quite the seductress, so what chance does Brad have? Although he's
>> beautiful looking, there is no way he can keep her down. Angie has an
>> incredible body - Brad should enjoy it while he still can."
>
> She keeps on churnin' it out...
Kids or what?
>
>>
>> Recently the mother of four and humanitarian, Angelina Jolie, spoke
>> openly about her sexuality, saying "I've never hidden my bisexuality,
>> but there's no longer a place for that in my life."
Bullshit! As nina hartly says, there is nothing better than pussy.
>> Misty disagrees with that. "She (Angelina) told me that only one man had
>> really satisfied her, Billy Bob. Even if Brad is a fabulous lover, Angie
>> still must be wondering what she's missing,"
>
>>adding; "It's only a matter> of time before Brad finds him cheating on him
>>with another woman."
>
> Is Brad fucking Billy Bob now?
Ugg, mental picture. That's disgustion.
>
>
>> Misty Cooper is currently living with her female lover of 8 years.
>
> She sure likes 'em young.
a female michael jackson.
I don't think she's really 8.
>
Marianna
>
> > Misty Cooper is currently living with her female lover of 8 years.
> She sure likes 'em young.
(tea spew + snerk)
Marianna
katorz...@hotmail.com
> Bullshit! As nina hartly says, there is nothing better than pussy.
how do you know?
SyVyN11
<katorz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Feb 22, 6:23 pm, "SyVyN11" <robhorine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Bullshit! As nina hartly says, there is nothing better than pussy.
how do you know?
cause I heard her said it.
AKA
> Bullshit! As nina hartly says, there is nothing better than pussy.
how do you know?
He has a cat.
Marianna
> > Bullshit! As nina hartly says, there is nothing better than pussy.
katorzejames asked:
> how do you know?
syvyn say:
> cause I heard her said it.
Ooh! KJ just got served AND reheated!
Marianna
just waiting for the rapidvapid comeback from KJ on this one...
SyVyN11
"AKA" <fal...@das.com> wrote in message
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It was on a Nina Hartley compulation where she introed her clips.
>
>
SilverTabby
"doomella" <Doome...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:3b35487b-fd65-4b35...@z70g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
Now if she were a man........
Alic...@gmail.com
> "doomella" <Doomell...@gmail.com> wrote in message
yeah right EIGHT .....she's fucken ELEVEN
if she's a day
CliffB
> "AKA" <fal...@das.com> wrote in message
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> >news:8b977986-5f73-4bee...@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> > On Feb 22, 6:23 pm, "SyVyN11" <robhorine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> Bullshit! As nina hartly says, there is nothing better than pussy.
>
> > how do you know?
>
> > He has a cat.
>
> It was on a Nina Hartley compulation where she introed her clips.
>
>
a 'copulation', you mean, no doubt.,
SyVyN11
"CliffB" <fl...@gosympatico.ca> wrote in message
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no doubt.
Agent Smith
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> "doomella" <Doome...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> ..
I think a woman would have a hard time escaping a charge like that.
It's the high schoolers and middle schoolers that they sometimes get
away with.
Agent Smith
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That's the right question. She's a nobody who is probably trying to
drum up some free news coverage, to get her name in the paper. Because
of this, we can probably be certain that the story is a total
fabrication.
>
SyVyN11
"Alan Smithee" <al...@last.inc> wrote in message
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> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Agent Smith wrote:
>> I think a woman would have a hard time escaping a charge like that. It's
>> the high schoolers and middle schoolers that they sometimes get away
>> with.
>
>
>
> School Teacher Seduces Her 17-YO Student:
> http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/teacherspet/
>
> --
>
here's the line that gets me.
Elementary school teacher Jocelyn Jaster admitted to having an affair with a
17 year-old student.
A 17 year old in 'elementary'? How fucking stupid are these canucks?
and WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL THESE HOT TEACHERS WILLING TO FUCK WHEN I WAS IN
HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!
> ALMS
Agent Smith
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Agent Smith wrote:
>> I think a woman would have a hard time escaping a charge like that.
>> It's the high schoolers and middle schoolers that they sometimes get
>> away with.
>
> And on that note...
>
> School Teacher Seduces Her 17-YO Student:
> http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/teacherspet/
You'll notice that my post was pointing out the great difference between an
8 yo and a teenager.
Doctor Wu
sounds like a porn name