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May 25, 2012, 5:35:10 PM5/25/12
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http://blindgossip.com/?p=43852
Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
comedian.
“Here’s the story. I was living with this guy. We’ll call him…
Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, “Ali, I’m really worried.
There’s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something… I
think it’s a polyp… you need to check it out.” So, I’m from a very
uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don’t look in orafices and
holes. I didn’t even poop until I went to college. That’s how uptight
we are. But it’s a medical emergency… So he put down a towel, and
he’s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I – very gingerly and
in a very elegant way – parted his buttocks and reached in……and I
pulled out a diamond ring. And he said “Will you marry me?” I said,
“Of course I’ll marry you!” Well, I ended up not marrying him, but
to this day, I wondered if I had dug deeper, I could have had a tiara
by now..”
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Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
comedian.
“Here’s the story. I was living with this guy. We’ll call him…
Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, “Ali, I’m really worried.
There’s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something… I
think it’s a polyp… you need to check it out.” So, I’m from a very
uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don’t look in orafices and
holes. I didn’t even poop until I went to college. That’s how uptight
we are. But it’s a medical emergency… So he put down a towel, and
he’s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I – very gingerly and
in a very elegant way – parted his buttocks and reached in……and I
pulled out a diamond ring. And he said “Will you marry me?” I said,
“Of course I’ll marry you!” Well, I ended up not marrying him, but
to this day, I wondered if I had dug deeper, I could have had a tiara
by now..”
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pusss...@aol.com
May 25, 2012, 5:36:29 PM5/25/12
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http://blindgossip.com/?p=43902
Remember that scene in Legally Blonde where Reese Witherspoon goes to
get the alibi of Ali Larter’s character? It turns out that the
aerobics queen would rather have people think she offed her husband
than know that she got liposuction. With that in mind, let’s talk
about this celebrity’s troubled marriage. The public fights will be
about egos and money and infidelity. The private fight is the real
one. It’s all about the wife’s rampant eating disorder. The wife is
purging multiple times every day, and the husband can’t take it
anymore. It’s making her ill and it’s completely stressing him out.
Most importantly, he doesn’t want that kind of sick behavior around
their impressionable child/ren. However, if they talk about the real
problem, will the brand be destroyed, and does the fortune go with it?
Quite the conundrum.
Remember that scene in Legally Blonde where Reese Witherspoon goes to
get the alibi of Ali Larter’s character? It turns out that the
aerobics queen would rather have people think she offed her husband
than know that she got liposuction. With that in mind, let’s talk
about this celebrity’s troubled marriage. The public fights will be
about egos and money and infidelity. The private fight is the real
one. It’s all about the wife’s rampant eating disorder. The wife is
purging multiple times every day, and the husband can’t take it
anymore. It’s making her ill and it’s completely stressing him out.
Most importantly, he doesn’t want that kind of sick behavior around
their impressionable child/ren. However, if they talk about the real
problem, will the brand be destroyed, and does the fortune go with it?
Quite the conundrum.
Morning Glory
May 25, 2012, 8:00:21 PM5/25/12
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Kris Baker
May 25, 2012, 10:13:36 PM5/25/12
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Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
comedian.
�Here�s the story. I was living with this guy. We�ll call him�
Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
comedian.
Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, �Ali, I�m really worried.
There�s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something� I
think it�s a polyp� you need to check it out.� So, I�m from a very
uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don�t look in orafices and
holes. I didn�t even poop until I went to college. That�s how uptight
we are. But it�s a medical emergency� So he put down a towel, and
he�s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I � very gingerly and
in a very elegant way � parted his buttocks and reached in��and I
pulled out a diamond ring. And he said �Will you marry me?� I said,
�Of course I�ll marry you!� Well, I ended up not marrying him, but
to this day, I wondered if I had dug deeper, I could have had a tiara
by now..�
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Hmmmm.....she's worked with almost everyone. Did she ever
live with Jim Carrey? Sounds like something he'd do.
But what's the significance of "a tiara"?
Kris
Judith R
May 25, 2012, 10:40:12 PM5/25/12
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On 5/25/2012 7:13 PM, Kris Baker wrote:
>
> <pusss...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:6d86ce1b-854d-4998...@l5g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
> http://blindgossip.com/?p=43852
> Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
> dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
> the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
> comedian.
>
> <pusss...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:6d86ce1b-854d-4998...@l5g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
> http://blindgossip.com/?p=43852
> Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
> dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
> the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
> comedian.
> “Here’s the story. I was living with this guy. We’ll call him…
> Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, “Ali, I’m really worried.
> There’s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something… I
> think it’s a polyp… you need to check it out.” So, I’m from a very
> uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don’t look in orafices and
> holes. I didn’t even poop until I went to college. That’s how uptight
> we are. But it’s a medical emergency… So he put down a towel, and
> he’s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I – very gingerly and
> in a very elegant way – parted his buttocks and reached in……and I
> pulled out a diamond ring. And he said “Will you marry me?” I said,
> “Of course I’ll marry you!” Well, I ended up not marrying him, but
> Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, “Ali, I’m really worried.
> There’s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something… I
> think it’s a polyp… you need to check it out.” So, I’m from a very
> uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don’t look in orafices and
> holes. I didn’t even poop until I went to college. That’s how uptight
> we are. But it’s a medical emergency… So he put down a towel, and
> he’s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I – very gingerly and
> in a very elegant way – parted his buttocks and reached in……and I
> pulled out a diamond ring. And he said “Will you marry me?” I said,
> to this day, I wondered if I had dug deeper, I could have had a tiara
> by now..”
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Hmmmm.....she's worked with almost everyone. Did she ever
> live with Jim Carrey? Sounds like something he'd do.
>
> But what's the significance of "a tiara"?
>
> Kris
If she had dug deeper there might have been more bling hidden up there.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Hmmmm.....she's worked with almost everyone. Did she ever
> live with Jim Carrey? Sounds like something he'd do.
>
> But what's the significance of "a tiara"?
>
> Kris
Robin
May 28, 2012, 10:34:44 PM5/28/12
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On May 25, 10:13 pm, "Kris Baker" <parallelcoo...@ggmail.com> wrote:
> <pusssyk...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:6d86ce1b-854d-4998...@l5g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...http://blindgossip.com/?p=43852
> Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, Ali, I m really worried.
> There s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something I
> think it s a polyp you need to check it out. So, I m from a very
> uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don t look in orafices and
> holes. I didn t even poop until I went to college. That s how uptight
> we are. But it s a medical emergency So he put down a towel, and
> he s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I very gingerly and
> in a very elegant way parted his buttocks and reached in and I
> pulled out a diamond ring. And he said Will you marry me? I said,
> Of course I ll marry you! Well, I ended up not marrying him, but
to pull gifts out of his ass I would really question his mental
state.. I am just trying to decide if I would pick diamonds out of
someones ass. I mean, if I could keep them.. I think I would
definately retrieve the tiara and sell it.
> <pusssyk...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:6d86ce1b-854d-4998...@l5g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...http://blindgossip.com/?p=43852
> Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
> dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
> the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
> comedian.
> Here s the story. I was living with this guy. We ll call him
> dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
> the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
> comedian.
> Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, Ali, I m really worried.
> There s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something I
> think it s a polyp you need to check it out. So, I m from a very
> uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don t look in orafices and
> holes. I didn t even poop until I went to college. That s how uptight
> we are. But it s a medical emergency So he put down a towel, and
> he s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I very gingerly and
> in a very elegant way parted his buttocks and reached in and I
> pulled out a diamond ring. And he said Will you marry me? I said,
> Of course I ll marry you! Well, I ended up not marrying him, but
> to this day, I wondered if I had dug deeper, I could have had a tiara
> by now..
>
> by now..
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Hmmmm.....she's worked with almost everyone. Did she ever
> live with Jim Carrey? Sounds like something he'd do.
>
> But what's the significance of "a tiara"?
>
> Kris
I think she is implying that he may be weired. The moment he asked me
>
> Hmmmm.....she's worked with almost everyone. Did she ever
> live with Jim Carrey? Sounds like something he'd do.
>
> But what's the significance of "a tiara"?
>
> Kris
to pull gifts out of his ass I would really question his mental
state.. I am just trying to decide if I would pick diamonds out of
someones ass. I mean, if I could keep them.. I think I would
definately retrieve the tiara and sell it.
Wull
May 29, 2012, 7:55:16 AM5/29/12
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"Robin" <Robe...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:553924b9-ab7c-4460...@e18g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
On May 25, 10:13 pm, "Kris Baker" <parallelcoo...@ggmail.com> wrote:
> <pusssyk...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:6d86ce1b-854d-4998...@l5g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...http://blindgossip.com/?p=43852
> Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
> dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
> the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
> comedian.
> Here s the story. I was living with this guy. We ll call him
> Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, Ali, I m really worried.
> There s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something I
> think it s a polyp you need to check it out. So, I m from a very
> uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don t look in orafices and
> holes. I didn t even poop until I went to college. That s how uptight
> we are. But it s a medical emergency So he put down a towel, and
> he s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I very gingerly and
> in a very elegant way parted his buttocks and reached in and I
> pulled out a diamond ring. And he said Will you marry me? I said,
> Of course I ll marry you! Well, I ended up not marrying him, but
> to this day, I wondered if I had dug deeper, I could have had a tiara
> by now..
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
Ha Ha Ha I think the blind item generation has reached new heights with
> <pusssyk...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:6d86ce1b-854d-4998...@l5g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...http://blindgossip.com/?p=43852
> Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she
> dated an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night,
> the funny actress described one particularly eventful date with the
> comedian.
> Here s the story. I was living with this guy. We ll call him
> Josh. I came home one afternoon and he said, Ali, I m really worried.
> There s something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something I
> think it s a polyp you need to check it out. So, I m from a very
> uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We don t look in orafices and
> holes. I didn t even poop until I went to college. That s how uptight
> we are. But it s a medical emergency So he put down a towel, and
> he s naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I very gingerly and
> in a very elegant way parted his buttocks and reached in and I
> pulled out a diamond ring. And he said Will you marry me? I said,
> Of course I ll marry you! Well, I ended up not marrying him, but
> to this day, I wondered if I had dug deeper, I could have had a tiara
> by now..
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
this one.
Wull
Winston Smith, Prolapsed Asshole
Jun 3, 2012, 12:49:23 PM6/3/12
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after doing the same thing with Bill Clinton.
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