Playboy Now Able to Afford Tara Reid
Twitchell
Playboy, which is really just hobbling along waiting to be sold at this point,
is outsourcing its non-editorial production duties to AMI, which now has the
weirdest stable of publications in the business.
In addition to (some of) Playboy, AMI has the National Enquirer, Star, and
zombie RadarOnline. And then a bunch of muscle magazines! Perfectly capturing
America's true, vapid obsessions with unattainable celebrity, unattainable sex,
and unattainable bodies, all under one roof. As for Playboy, they say that the
money they'll save with this deal will let them bring a touch of class back to
the ol' cover page:
"Though Mr. Jellinek said buzz-generating covers need not be costly, citing a
recent cover with "Simpsons" cartoon star Marge, Mr. Flanders said freeing up
cash for celebrity pictorials is a chief aim of the deal. Actress Tara Reid will
pose nude for the first time in the combined January/February issue."
A bargain at any price.
ha...@hahah.com
<Twitchel...@newsguy.com> wrote:
Be sure to airbrush out those botched liposuction scars.