BLIND ITEM REHASH
PUSSSYKATT
NOVEMBER 1997 BLIND ITEM REHASH:
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #1**
When these two macho guys were cast in the same action movie, fireworks were
expected, but they discovered they like the same drugs. Many nights were spent
combining crack and prescription drugs washed down with liquor.
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #2**
This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for years. She
puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast and crew are
afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #3**
This not-yet-legal model/actress has a successful career, famous relatives and
exotic looks. Too bad her uncontrollable urges are threatening to destroy her.
She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a biker and does enough drugs to
deplete a pharmacy. She has a reputation for sleeping around - often with guys
old enough to be her father. She's already had two secret abortions to save
her modeling career.
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #4**
A certain Hollywood action hero loves to get high - but the drugs and drinking
trigger the release of an alternative personality! He dresses up as a woman in
expensive lingerie and high heels, and once dolled up, he must have the company
of a transvestite! Often he asks for makeup and hair tips from the hired diva.
We can't help but wonder how he gets those bras fastened around that muscular
chest.
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #5**
One of the most famous male stars in the world, with a clean-cut preppie image,
recently spent four days in a crack cocaine haze, freebasing in a Beverly Hills
floating club for big names to gamble and do drugs. Luxurious homes are rented
for the activties.
**STAR BLIND ITEMS/REHASH #6**
This megastar has written into his contract that he must have a special
assistant whose job is to make this difficult star happy. The catch? The
"assistant" is really the star's drug dealer! The star orders a mountain of
drugs and bills the studio under the guise of personal care items.
**STAR BLIND ITEMS/REHASH #7**
These two lovebirds are America's sweethearts with their clean-cut good looks
and acclaimed careers. The real reason they seem happy all the time is because
they're serious potheads! They're high nearly every waking moment - even
adding it to their food.
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #8**
This child actor charmed audiences in his first starring role in a blockbuster
movie. Eventually he was cast in a film with some fast-track Hollywood kids who
introduced him to drugs. One night he got so blitzed and spent so many hours
passed out that by the time he was found, he was paralyzed with nerve damage -
and may never be the same.
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #10**
This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and downs in
their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict these
two will be together forever. They have too much to lose if they split - they
have barrels of dirt on each other. Illicit business deals and homemade pornos
of each other sleeping with members of the same sex are only the beginning.
Most shocking are the videos of them smoking crack and injecting heroin!
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #11**
This barely legal model and actress is rolling in dough thanks to her lucrative
contacts. Her beautiful face is everywhere - on billboards, magazine covers,
and ads. Her handlers would like us to believe she's the ideal example of a
clean-cut all-American girl. The sad truth is she's a mess. She parties like
there's no tomorrow, sleeps around like a hooker, and is a hard-core heroin
addict. Her habit has gotten so bad that during her last photo shoot the
makeup artist had to apply industrial-strength concealer to her arms to cover
up the track marks!
**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #12**
This action hero relies on steroids to retain his legendary physique. His last
few movies were box-office disasters and given his limited acting skills, he
fears that without his body his career would be completely over. He suffers
from one awful little side effect from the illegal bodybuilding drug: His
once-prominent sex equipment is shrinking faster than his fan club.
NY POST...PAGE SIX...12/29..
WHAT wealthy birthday boy-vocabularly freak recently embarrassed his dinner
guests by correcting his wife's English in front of them? She was toasting his
health, no less. This word fanatic reprimands everybody. But this time he only
made himself look bad.
GLOBE 12/30...
Hollywood's unwritten rule on this fun-loving star is simple. If he agrees to
star in your movie, you supply the cocaine - and plenty of it. And if you get
a chance to party with him, he'll gladly hang out and let you bask in his royal
glow - until all the coke is gone.
STAR 12/30...
This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the ideal
home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great guns.
But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man she hoped
he'd be. He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's off
working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to dabble in
drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old eating
disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly by her
obvious weight change.
STAR..01/06
On the outside this may look like a Hollywood dream marriage between a rugged,
movie star hunk and his picture-perfect wife, but they're hardly living a life
of wedded bliss. She's a calculating closet lesbian who only exchanged vows
for his cash and can't bear to have sex with him.
STAR..01/13
Before hitting the big time, this actress didn't punch a clock....she punched
men! She worked as a dominatrix in a high-class S&M dungeon serving up
discipline to a wealthy clientele. The dungeon mistress who ran the joint kept
her mouth shut - in exchange for a hefty payout - when the gal became a TV
star. Everything was fine until the actress cut off the payments. Now the
mistress is threatening to take her tale, complete with pictures, public unless
the Hollywood beauty pays up.
TED CASABLANCA...01/15:
There's a famous movie star, okay? One who's got himself an Oscar or two. One
who likes being famous and likes being treated that way. (Not that he treats
his lady friends with equal consideration.) So, he's got a hit movie out. Turns
out he had a few hits messengered to the set--along with his script changes, no
doubt--just to make sure his performance would be a hit.
STAR..01/20
Image is everything to this award-winning actor. He wants us to believe he's a
true family man, but behind that megawatt smile lies a lousy husband. His
long-suffering wife has been crushed by years of verbal abuse, but she dares
not complain about "Mr. Nice Guy." Despite proclaiming his devotion to her,
the louse can't stay faithful. She's caught him cheating too many times and
now she's so fed up, she's threatening to divorce him. If she does, this could
turn out to be one of Hollywood's nastiest - and most revealing - splits!
GLOBE..01/20
This Hollywood couple's open marriage is what keeps them together. She lets
her movie star hubby sleep with men - yep, MEN! In turn, he lets her sleep
with boys...and we do mean BOYS. She likes them barely legal!
STAR..01/27:
"Hollywood whodunit - This major star is currently enjoying the fruits of his
latest film - he's getting rave notices and award nominations. Last year when
they were filming, no one on the set could have predicted things would turn out
so will. This guy made everyone fearful and miserable on the set. Our leading
man's drinking was so out of control that they had to ice down his red and
swollen face most mornings. He worked when he felt like it and arrogantly
declared that his leading lady wasn't in his league and he treated her badly on
the set. Hookers frequently visited him on the set and once there was a nasty
scene when his girls failed to show up in the outfits he'd requested! The cast
and crew couldn't wait to finish the shoot. As usual, all was forgotten when
the movie became a hit."
GLOBE..01/27 #1:
This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood drained
out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No, he wasn't under
the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction by having his blood
filtered to completely rid his body of the the drug!
GLOBE..01/27 #2:
This Hollywood star couple's secret for keeping their sex life hot-hot-hot is
making love in public places. Nearly getting caught really turns them on. (Talk
about See me, Feel me, Touch me!)
STAR..02/03:
This guy is way up there on Hollywood's A-list. He's the cleancut type who
tries to do the right thing - most of the time. His sweet, model-slim
girlfriend enhances his wholesome image. But this gorgeous actor has a secret
double life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for private
entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor featuring a
photo of a gigantically endowed triple-D sexy masseuse. He visited the seedy
Hollywood massage parlor and insisted on a session with a voluptuous gal.
Wouldn't his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that now her guy
sneaks away to visit this well-upholstered masseuse whenever he can!
STAR...02/10:
This he-man actor went to a swinging Beverly Hills party with a male friend and
they encountered two playful strippers. Fueled by liquor and drugs, the
leading man and strippers ended up in the host's bedroom putting on an explicit
show. The guy got so carried away he pulled five or six onlookers to join the
orgy. And guess what - the sexmad stud turned his attention to his male
companion and forgot all about the girls! He lived to regret the exhibitionist
bisexual fling because Hollywood loves to gossip and that moment of madness
caused everyone to re-evaluate his machismo!
STAR..02/17:
Although he's a major Hollywood star, this actor can't keep a personal
assistant. The reason? He's constantly cheating on his wife and his
assistants are in charge of covering up his tracks! He not only courts bimbos
but partonizes prostitutes, and orders his underlings to make sure the missus
never finds out. The assistants start out thrilled to work for a superstar,
but usually wind up befriending his sweet wife and hate lying to her about her
husband's affairs. Those that don't mind lying to his wife quit for another
reason, he's a cheapskate.
GLOBE..02/17:
This sitcom beauty is confiding to pals that the real reason she called it
quits with her movie-star boyfriend is because he was too kinky! He had an S&M
dungeon in his home stocked with torture devices - but she's never go near it!
STAR..02/24:
This he-man actor loves to get long massages at the fanciest his and hers spa
in L.A., but he acts like he's visiting a seedy massage parlor on Hollywood
Blvd. Massage workers dread his visits. He makes a big deal of strutting
around the locker room nude to show off his macho body. He claims to be
straight, but requests only the cutest, youngest masseurs. On the table, he
can be heard moaning and groaning through the thin walls, embarrassing everyone
in earshot. Straight masseurs are offended by his overt seduction attempts.
All the staffers dread his visits but are too intimidated to squeal on him!
MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #1:
What's worse than an unstable, oh-so-serious actor whose runaway ego's about to
explode from awards, hype and overpayment? Not much, if you ask his costars
and crew on that big-budget action thriller he's chosen as his newest thespian
offering to the unwashed masses. For one thing, he'll deign to speak to
virtually no one else on the set but his director, though one of his fellow
actors happens to be no slouch as an awards winner, either. For another, he's
demanding 20 takes or more on the tiniest bits of business. And on top of that
he's running roughshod over the director by taking it upon himself to yell
"Cut!" when he's displeased. Rumor has it he actually bows deeply after takes,
anticipating applause from crew members who are actually too busy rolling their
disbelieving eyes at the pomposity of this self-inflated ham.
MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #2:
What happened to that bubbly, unpretentious, sassy charmer who stole hearts not
too long ago? She's had a hit or two, sure, but not big enough to justify her
escalating demands for veto power over her directors, scripts and co stars, let
alone her grabby salary requests. Armchair diagnosis? She's still a bubbly,
unpretentious, sassy, heart-stealing charmer, but, after being unhappily single
for awhile, she's secretly hooked herself up with an ultra-user Romeo who views
her as his ticket to great clubs, restaurants, cars, gyms, parties and an
acting career. Get a grip, guy - even in this town a big part ain't going to
guarantee you big parts.
MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #3:
What grudge does that critics' fave actor and all-around nasty guy have with
his directors, anyway? It was bad enough that he had sex with the boyfriend of
the young helmer who made him part of what turned out to be a cult favorite.
Word is he did the exact same thing to the veteran director of a big-star
box-office hit, in which the indiscreet actor is, as a consequence, seen
on-screen less than he otherwise would have been.
MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #4:
There have always been rumors about Mr Handsome & Hunky's crooked weenie, but
we hear the, uh, situation has straightened out recently, thanks to a little
surgery.
MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #5:
What keeps that young, hot, blond, supersexy supersuccessful couple together?
Junk, and lots of it.
STAR..03/03:
This TV superstar is young, pretty and living high on the hog, but she doesn't
want to live alone. So she moved a platonic male friend into her fancy digs.
He seems like a nice guy, but little does she know what he does when she's away
working! First he gets himself high as a kite on drugs. Then, since he has a
fetish for call girls, he calls sex magazine ads for the kinkiest gals he can
find. He loves pain and pays extra for the girls to bring big sex toys. Where
he gets the $300 and up to pay for these sessions is a mystery! Worst of all,
the guy gets so drugged up he doesn't realize the call girls are getting into
his famous roommate's private things and helping themselves.
GLOBE..03/03..#1:
This movie superstar is so hooked on hookers that he refused to do a European
promo tour until his movie company agreed to send "dates" to his hotel suite
every night of the trip!
GLOBE..03/03..#2:
The REAL story behind this Hollywood beauty's pending divorce is that she was
having sex with at least TWO women each week! At first her kinky mate
encouraged her to take an occasional lesbian lover, but when it became an
obsession he said bye-bye!
MOVIELINE/MARCH #1:
Competition may be stiff for the title "saddest girl in town," but one leading
contender is that young critics' darling who appears to be devolving into a
near-recluse who can barely slog through the day. The warning signs have been
flashing for years, but lately things have nosedived. It seems that a
publicity tour for her most recent flick so stressed the poor thing, her costar
had to set her straight with pep talks and practically drag her out of hotel
suites to meet the press. Isn't this the same girl who so recently looked so
likely to go the career distance?
MOVIELINE/MARCH #2:
Who's the cheapest guy in town? Competition for that title is pretty fierce,
but one leading candidate is that movie director who might just be as despised
as he is rich. What really separates this guy from his pack of fellow nasties
is his penchant for hiring limo drivers (who privately refer to him as "The
Asshole"), having them drive him to Timbuktu as he brags about his power,
influence and money, then, once the destination is reached, tantalizing them by
rifling through his expensive wallet packed with hundred-dollar bills, only to
deliberately drop a mere quarter in their palms, saying, "Have a nice day."
Several limo companies refuse to service him and waiters all over town know him
as a skinflint. His day is coming though. Wait until his kids grow up,
because one of them is sure to write a tell-all book about him.
MOVIELINE/MARCH #3:
What older oscar-winning actor had hoped to move into a Malibu beach pad with a
sexy young lady, but nixed the plans when she refused to fool around with prono
stars?
MOVIELINE/MARCH #4:
Missy famous model/actress always had a passion for women, drugs and rock and
roll, but times have changed. Now she rarely gets out of her secluded home in
the hills where she spends most of her days boozing, eating and watching
videos...alone.
Star2350
>This not-yet-legal model/actress has a successful career, famous relatives
>and
>exotic looks. Too bad her uncontrollable urges are threatening to destroy
>her.
> She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a biker and does enough drugs to
>deplete a pharmacy. She has a reputation for sleeping around -
Liv Tyler? I think she's just 18 or 19, father's lead singer of Aerosmith and
she's exotic looking.
Star2350
>These two lovebirds are America's sweethearts with their clean-cut good looks
>and acclaimed careers. The real reason they seem happy all the time is
>because
>they're serious potheads! They're high nearly every waking moment - even
I think when this came out Brad pitt and Paltrow were still hot and heavy.
hmm...
Star2350
>This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and downs
>in
>their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
>like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict
>these
>two will be together forever. They
Bruce and Demi?
DIVA474
>This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and
>>>in<BR>
>>>their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next
>>>like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders
>>>these<BR>
>>>two will be together forever. They <BR>
>><BR>
>>Bruce and Demi?<BR>
><BR>
>Or Tommy and Pammy?
How about Bobby and Whitney?
"Just keep your mind on the money....Keeping your eyes on the wall..."
Tina Turner
Patranoid
Leslie wrote in Message-ID: <34f8c516...@news.mindspring.com>:
>On 28 Feb 1998 07:16:12 GMT, star...@aol.com (Star2350) wrote:
>
>>>This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and
>downs
>>>in
>>>their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next
>brawling
>>>like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict
>>>these
>>>two will be together forever. They
>>
>>Bruce and Demi?
>
>Or Tommy and Pammy?
>
Or, Whitney and Bobby?
Craig Smith
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #2**
>This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for years. She
>puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast and crew are
>afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.
Looks now as if this one was Brett Butler, though I don't know how
sexy she's considered.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #4**
>A certain Hollywood action hero loves to get high - but the drugs and drinking
>trigger the release of an alternative personality! He dresses up as a woman in
>expensive lingerie and high heels, and once dolled up, he must have the company
>of a transvestite! Often he asks for makeup and hair tips from the hired diva.
> We can't help but wonder how he gets those bras fastened around that muscular
>chest.
This was back in November, so Eddie Murphy's dirt had already been
exposed, hadn't it? Action hero with a muscular chest: sounds like
Kevin Sorbo (Hercules) or, possibly, Dean Cain.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #5**
>One of the most famous male stars in the world, with a clean-cut preppie image,
>recently spent four days in a crack cocaine haze, freebasing in a Beverly Hills
>floating club for big names to gamble and do drugs. Luxurious homes are rented
>for the activties.
I can only think of two who are among the "most famous male stars in
the world, with a clean-cut preppie image" -- Tom Hanks and Tom
Cruise. Please let it be the latter.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #8**
>This child actor charmed audiences in his first starring role in a blockbuster
>movie. Eventually he was cast in a film with some fast-track Hollywood kids who
>introduced him to drugs. One night he got so blitzed and spent so many hours
>passed out that by the time he was found, he was paralyzed with nerve damage -
>and may never be the same.
We now know this was Lukas Haas.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #10**
>This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and downs in
>their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
>like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict these
>two will be together forever. They have too much to lose if they split - they
>have barrels of dirt on each other. Illicit business deals and homemade pornos
>of each other sleeping with members of the same sex are only the beginning.
>Most shocking are the videos of them smoking crack and injecting heroin!
Tommy and Pammie?
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #12**
>This action hero relies on steroids to retain his legendary physique. His last
>few movies were box-office disasters and given his limited acting skills, he
>fears that without his body his career would be completely over. He suffers
>from one awful little side effect from the illegal bodybuilding drug: His
>once-prominent sex equipment is shrinking faster than his fan club.
Arnold has had no hits since Terminator 2. He made Jingle All the
Way, which was a bomb, and Erase, which I think was a disappointment.
Was Batman and Robin a box-office disaster, though?
The only other candidate I can think of is Stallone who, after
Demolition Man in 1993 (in which there are outtake stills clearly
showing that his one-prominent sex equipment was definitely not
shrunken--but then again, this is several years later), made Judge
Dredd, Assassins, Daylight, and Cop Land (though he was anything but
pumped for that role, so it may be that his body wasn't such a
fixation this past year--so may let him out of the running.
>STAR 12/30...
>This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the ideal
>home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great guns.
>But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man she hoped
>he'd be.
Up to here it sounds like Krappie Lee. But then this...
>He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's off
>working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to dabble in
>drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old eating
>disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly by her
>obvious weight change.
...throws me off the scent. Anyone?
>TED CASABLANCA...01/15:
>There's a famous movie star, okay? One who's got himself an Oscar or two. One
>who likes being famous and likes being treated that way. (Not that he treats
>his lady friends with equal consideration.) So, he's got a hit movie out. Turns
>out he had a few hits messengered to the set--along with his script changes, no
>doubt--just to make sure his performance would be a hit.
Jack Nicholson.
>GLOBE..01/20
>This Hollywood couple's open marriage is what keeps them together. She lets
>her movie star hubby sleep with men - yep, MEN! In turn, he lets her sleep
>with boys...and we do mean BOYS. She likes them barely legal!
Anyone know what Nic's sexual tastes are? I always thought she was a
lesbian.
>GLOBE..01/27 #1:
>This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood drained
>out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No, he wasn't under
>the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction by having his blood
>filtered to completely rid his body of the the drug!
This should be easy. How many wealthy celebs made HUGE headlines last
year?
Craig
CBello1001
<<<STAR..01/20
Image is everything to this award-winning actor. He wants us to believe he's a
true family man, but behind that megawatt smile lies a lousy husband. His
long-suffering wife has been crushed by years of verbal abuse, but she dares
not complain about "Mr. Nice Guy." Despite proclaiming his devotion to her,
the louse can't stay faithful. She's caught him cheating too many times and
now she's so fed up, she's threatening to divorce him. If she does, this could
turn out to be one of Hollywood's nastiest - and most revealing - splits!>>>
Hate to even think it, but...Tom Hanks. He's known as a Mr. Nice Guy, his
marriage is said to be made in heaven...
Then again, it could be Mel Gibson, although I don't think the Mr. Nice Guy
label applies to the extent it does to Tom. Hmmmm.
Lora
Craig Smith wrote:
>
> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #2**
> >This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for years. She
> >puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast and crew are
> >afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.
>
> Looks now as if this one was Brett Butler, though I don't know how
> sexy she's considered.
I thought I'd read that pills were her drug of choice, although she
might like variety. But wouldn't "hit sitcom" rule out "Grace Under
Fire"? I was under the impression (perhaps wrong) that it hadn't been
too high in the ratings for some time.
How about Kirstie Alley? I think "Veronica's Closet" has been doing
well, and I suppose some people might consider her sexy.
>
> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #4**
> >A certain Hollywood action hero loves to get high - but the drugs and drinking
> >trigger the release of an alternative personality! He dresses up as a woman in
> >expensive lingerie and high heels, and once dolled up, he must have the company
> >of a transvestite! Often he asks for makeup and hair tips from the hired diva.
> > We can't help but wonder how he gets those bras fastened around that muscular
> >chest.
>
> This was back in November, so Eddie Murphy's dirt had already been
> exposed, hadn't it? Action hero with a muscular chest: sounds like
> Kevin Sorbo (Hercules) or, possibly, Dean Cain.
Bob Newhart. (Yeah, I know none of the clues fit. I just think he
should get to be a BI answer for once.)
>
> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #8**
> >This child actor charmed audiences in his first starring role in a blockbuster
> >movie. Eventually he was cast in a film with some fast-track Hollywood kids who
> >introduced him to drugs. One night he got so blitzed and spent so many hours
> >passed out that by the time he was found, he was paralyzed with nerve damage -
> >and may never be the same.
>
> We now know this was Lukas Haas.
I was curious about the film with the "fast-track Hollywood kids"; it
was probably "Johns", wasn't it? IMDb has a quote from that one with
Haas' character saying, "I am not a prostitute. I am an entertainer. I
do not go in for violence." It's so sad that the RL violence was what
he did to himself.
>
> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #10**
> >This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and downs in
> >their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
> >like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict these
> >two will be together forever. They have too much to lose if they split - they
> >have barrels of dirt on each other. Illicit business deals and homemade pornos
> >of each other sleeping with members of the same sex are only the beginning.
> >Most shocking are the videos of them smoking crack and injecting heroin!
>
> Tommy and Pammie?
Or Bobby & Whitney.
>
> >STAR 12/30...
> >This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the ideal
> >home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great guns.
> >But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man she hoped
> >he'd be.
>
> Up to here it sounds like Krappie Lee. But then this...
>
> >He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's off
> >working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to dabble in
> >drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old eating
> >disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly by her
> >obvious weight change.
>
> ...throws me off the scent. Anyone?
Not a clue.
>
> >TED CASABLANCA...01/15:
> >There's a famous movie star, okay? One who's got himself an Oscar or two. One
> >who likes being famous and likes being treated that way. (Not that he treats
> >his lady friends with equal consideration.) So, he's got a hit movie out. Turns
> >out he had a few hits messengered to the set--along with his script changes, no
> >doubt--just to make sure his performance would be a hit.
>
> Jack Nicholson.
Well, he *has* to be the answer to at least one of them. I think it's a
law.
Lora
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Catty@demon
smith...@mindspring.com (Craig Smith) wrote:
>>He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's off
>>working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to dabble in
>>drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old eating
>>disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly by her
>>obvious weight change.
>
>...throws me off the scent. Anyone?
Rikki Lake?
>
>>GLOBE..01/20
>>This Hollywood couple's open marriage is what keeps them together. She lets
>>her movie star hubby sleep with men - yep, MEN! In turn, he lets her sleep
>>with boys...and we do mean BOYS. She likes them barely legal!
>
>Anyone know what Nic's sexual tastes are? I always thought she was a
>lesbian.
Hm...how about Bruce Willis and Demi Moore?
>
>>GLOBE..01/27 #1:
>>This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood drained
>>out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No, he wasn't under
>>the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction by having his blood
>>filtered to completely rid his body of the the drug!
>
>This should be easy. How many wealthy celebs made HUGE headlines last
>year?
Eddie Murphy (e.g. he did a Dracula film, plus he had a hiccup with
the media over a certain pretty "woman".
Catty
DIVA474
>>This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for years.
>>puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast and crew
>>afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.<BR>
My guess is Heather Locklear
DIVA474
>>This action hero relies on steroids to retain his legendary physique. His
>>few movies were box-office disasters and given his limited acting skills,
>>fears that without his body his career would be completely over. He
>>from one awful little side effect from the illegal bodybuilding drug:
>>once-prominent sex equipment is shrinking faster than his fan club.<BR>
Jean Claude Van Damme
SMorris788
What about John Travolta? He has a megawatt smile. Or Tom Cruise?
SMorris788
>>This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the
>ideal
>> >home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great
>guns.
>> >But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man she
>hoped
>> >he'd be.
What about Neve Campbell from Party of Five. I think she and her husband are
currently in the process of divorcing.
SMorris788
Well if this blind item is from November 1997, Brad and Gwyn were definitely
not together at the time. They broke up in July 1997. -- And Im still
celebrating the day.
EvelynR
In article <34f81993...@news.mindspring.com>, smith...@mindspring.com
(Craig Smith) writes:
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #2**
>This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a
>chronic pot smoker for years. She puffs away on the set and often tapes the
>show stoned. The cast and crew are afraid if she gets busted, they'll all
>be collecting unemployment.
>>Looks now as if this one was Brett Butler, though I don't know how
>>sexy she's considered.
My guess is Cybill Shepherd. I think Butler is more into pills than pot.
>STAR 12/30...
>This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the
ideal
>home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great guns.
>But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man she
>hoped he'd be.
Up to here it sounds like Krappie Lee. But then
>this...
>He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's
>off working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to dabble
>in drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old
>eating disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly
>by her obvious weight change.
>...throws me off the scent. Anyone?
How about Kirstie Alley and Parker Stevenson. He hasn't been working much
lately, has he?
>GLOBE..01/27 #1:
>This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood
>drained out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No, he
>wasn't under the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction by
>having his blood filtered to completely rid his body of the the drug!
>This should be easy. How many wealthy celebs made HUGE headlines
>last year?
Elton John maybe? But how many high profile celebs could drop out of sight for
2 months without anybody noticing?
Evelyn
"One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new people."
-Genghis Khan-
DIVA474
>>GLOBE..01/27 #1:<BR>
>>This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood<BR>
>>drained out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No,
>>wasn't under the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction
>>having his blood filtered to completely rid his body of the the drug!<BR>
Its Hugh Grant
Catty@demon
pusss...@aol.com (PUSSSYKATT) wrote:
> NOVEMBER 1997 BLIND ITEM REHASH:
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #1**
>When these two macho guys were cast in the same action movie, fireworks were
>expected, but they discovered they like the same drugs. Many nights were spent
>combining crack and prescription drugs washed down with liquor.
Would it be Stephen Baldwin and Benicio del Toro during The Usual
Suspects? There are some fireworks in the film. (Just heard the rumour
that del Toro is battling with his drug problem)
>
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #3**
>This not-yet-legal model/actress has a successful career, famous relatives and
>exotic looks. Too bad her uncontrollable urges are threatening to destroy her.
> She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a biker and does enough drugs to
>deplete a pharmacy. She has a reputation for sleeping around - often with guys
>old enough to be her father. She's already had two secret abortions to save
>her modeling career.
Liv Tyler.
>
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #4**
>A certain Hollywood action hero loves to get high - but the drugs and drinking
>trigger the release of an alternative personality! He dresses up as a woman in
>expensive lingerie and high heels, and once dolled up, he must have the company
>of a transvestite! Often he asks for makeup and hair tips from the hired diva.
> We can't help but wonder how he gets those bras fastened around that muscular
>chest.
Dolph Lungen (sic)?
>
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #5**
>One of the most famous male stars in the world, with a clean-cut preppie image,
>recently spent four days in a crack cocaine haze, freebasing in a Beverly Hills
>floating club for big names to gamble and do drugs. Luxurious homes are rented
>for the activties.
I'm tempted to say Tom Cruise, but I doubt it. If it wasn't for that
line - "one of the most famous male stars in the world", I'd say Jason
Preistley (sic) of Beverly Hills 900whatever.
>**STAR BLIND ITEMS/REHASH #7**
>These two lovebirds are America's sweethearts with their clean-cut good looks
>and acclaimed careers. The real reason they seem happy all the time is because
>they're serious potheads! They're high nearly every waking moment - even
>adding it to their food.
Brad Pitt and GP.
>
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #8**
>This child actor charmed audiences in his first starring role in a blockbuster
>movie. Eventually he was cast in a film with some fast-track Hollywood kids who
>introduced him to drugs. One night he got so blitzed and spent so many hours
>passed out that by the time he was found, he was paralyzed with nerve damage -
>and may never be the same.
Lukas Haas. No question about it.
>
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #10**
>This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and downs in
>their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
>like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict these
>two will be together forever. They have too much to lose if they split - they
>have barrels of dirt on each other. Illicit business deals and homemade pornos
>of each other sleeping with members of the same sex are only the beginning.
>Most shocking are the videos of them smoking crack and injecting heroin!
Carrie Otis and Mickey Rourke
or, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
>
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #12**
>This action hero relies on steroids to retain his legendary physique. His last
>few movies were box-office disasters and given his limited acting skills, he
>fears that without his body his career would be completely over. He suffers
>from one awful little side effect from the illegal bodybuilding drug: His
>once-prominent sex equipment is shrinking faster than his fan club.
Ar-huld Swaggnezer. (sic, naturally)
>
>NY POST...PAGE SIX...12/29..
>WHAT wealthy birthday boy-vocabularly freak recently embarrassed his dinner
>guests by correcting his wife's English in front of them? She was toasting his
>health, no less. This word fanatic reprimands everybody. But this time he only
>made himself look bad.
You won't believe this. I've forgotten his name.. microsoft...shit.
Whatishisname? I seriously can't believe that I can't remember!
>
>GLOBE 12/30...
>Hollywood's unwritten rule on this fun-loving star is simple. If he agrees to
>star in your movie, you supply the cocaine - and plenty of it. And if you get
>a chance to party with him, he'll gladly hang out and let you bask in his royal
>glow - until all the coke is gone.
Jack Nicholson.
>
>STAR 12/30...
>This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the ideal
>home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great guns.
>But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man she hoped
>he'd be. He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's off
>working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to dabble in
>drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old eating
>disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly by her
>obvious weight change.
Rikki Lake.
>STAR..01/20
>Image is everything to this award-winning actor. He wants us to believe he's a
>true family man, but behind that megawatt smile lies a lousy husband. His
>long-suffering wife has been crushed by years of verbal abuse, but she dares
>not complain about "Mr. Nice Guy." Despite proclaiming his devotion to her,
>the louse can't stay faithful. She's caught him cheating too many times and
>now she's so fed up, she's threatening to divorce him. If she does, this could
>turn out to be one of Hollywood's nastiest - and most revealing - splits!
Bill Crosby? Has he ever won an award? Any award?
>
>STAR..01/27:
>"Hollywood whodunit - This major star is currently enjoying the fruits of his
>latest film - he's getting rave notices and award nominations. Last year when
>they were filming, no one on the set could have predicted things would turn out
>so will. This guy made everyone fearful and miserable on the set. Our leading
>man's drinking was so out of control that they had to ice down his red and
>swollen face most mornings. He worked when he felt like it and arrogantly
>declared that his leading lady wasn't in his league and he treated her badly on
>the set. Hookers frequently visited him on the set and once there was a nasty
>scene when his girls failed to show up in the outfits he'd requested! The cast
>and crew couldn't wait to finish the shoot. As usual, all was forgotten when
>the movie became a hit."
Jack Nicholson. (Helen Hunt)
>
>GLOBE..01/27 #1:
>This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood drained
>out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No, he wasn't under
>the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction by having his blood
>filtered to completely rid his body of the the drug!
Eddie Murphy?
>STAR..02/03:
>This guy is way up there on Hollywood's A-list. He's the cleancut type who
>tries to do the right thing - most of the time. His sweet, model-slim
>girlfriend enhances his wholesome image. But this gorgeous actor has a secret
>double life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for private
>entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor featuring a
>photo of a gigantically endowed triple-D sexy masseuse. He visited the seedy
>Hollywood massage parlor and insisted on a session with a voluptuous gal.
>Wouldn't his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that now her guy
>sneaks away to visit this well-upholstered masseuse whenever he can!
George Clooney?
>
>STAR..02/17:
>Although he's a major Hollywood star, this actor can't keep a personal
>assistant. The reason? He's constantly cheating on his wife and his
>assistants are in charge of covering up his tracks! He not only courts bimbos
>but partonizes prostitutes, and orders his underlings to make sure the missus
>never finds out. The assistants start out thrilled to work for a superstar,
>but usually wind up befriending his sweet wife and hate lying to her about her
>husband's affairs. Those that don't mind lying to his wife quit for another
>reason, he's a cheapskate.
Tom Hanks? Well, he left his wife for Rita Wilson (who, by all
accounts, is a sweet lady).
>
>GLOBE..02/17:
>This sitcom beauty is confiding to pals that the real reason she called it
>quits with her movie-star boyfriend is because he was too kinky! He had an S&M
>dungeon in his home stocked with torture devices - but she's never go near it!
Courtney Cox and ...shit, whatishisname? That Beetlejuice bloke with
dodgy eyebrows.
>
>MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #2:
>What happened to that bubbly, unpretentious, sassy charmer who stole hearts not
>too long ago? She's had a hit or two, sure, but not big enough to justify her
>escalating demands for veto power over her directors, scripts and co stars, let
>alone her grabby salary requests. Armchair diagnosis? She's still a bubbly,
>unpretentious, sassy, heart-stealing charmer, but, after being unhappily single
>for awhile, she's secretly hooked herself up with an ultra-user Romeo who views
>her as his ticket to great clubs, restaurants, cars, gyms, parties and an
>acting career. Get a grip, guy - even in this town a big part ain't going to
>guarantee you big parts.
Sandra Bullock.
>
>MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #3:
>What grudge does that critics' fave actor and all-around nasty guy have with
>his directors, anyway? It was bad enough that he had sex with the boyfriend of
>the young helmer who made him part of what turned out to be a cult favorite.
>Word is he did the exact same thing to the veteran director of a big-star
>box-office hit, in which the indiscreet actor is, as a consequence, seen
>on-screen less than he otherwise would have been.
Kevin Spacey.
>MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #5:
>What keeps that young, hot, blond, supersexy supersuccessful couple together?
>Junk, and lots of it.
Mmmm...nah, it can't be that easy...
>
>STAR..03/03:
>This TV superstar is young, pretty and living high on the hog, but she doesn't
>want to live alone. So she moved a platonic male friend into her fancy digs.
>He seems like a nice guy, but little does she know what he does when she's away
>working! First he gets himself high as a kite on drugs. Then, since he has a
>fetish for call girls, he calls sex magazine ads for the kinkiest gals he can
>find. He loves pain and pays extra for the girls to bring big sex toys. Where
>he gets the $300 and up to pay for these sessions is a mystery! Worst of all,
>the guy gets so drugged up he doesn't realize the call girls are getting into
>his famous roommate's private things and helping themselves.
Tori Spelling.
>GLOBE..03/03..#2:
>The REAL story behind this Hollywood beauty's pending divorce is that she was
>having sex with at least TWO women each week! At first her kinky mate
>encouraged her to take an occasional lesbian lover, but when it became an
>obsession he said bye-bye!
Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
>
>MOVIELINE/MARCH #1:
>Competition may be stiff for the title "saddest girl in town," but one leading
>contender is that young critics' darling who appears to be devolving into a
>near-recluse who can barely slog through the day. The warning signs have been
>flashing for years, but lately things have nosedived. It seems that a
>publicity tour for her most recent flick so stressed the poor thing, her costar
>had to set her straight with pep talks and practically drag her out of hotel
>suites to meet the press. Isn't this the same girl who so recently looked so
>likely to go the career distance?
Claire Danes.
Catty
Sangwyn
STAR 12/30...
> >This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has
the ideal
> >home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going
great guns.
> >But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man
she hoped
> >he'd be.
>
> Up to here it sounds like Krappie Lee. But then this...
>
> >He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's off
> >working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to
dabble in
> >drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old
eating
> >disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly
by her
> >obvious weight change.
Not that I have a clue, but I often have wondered what precisely it is
that Bodhi Elfman does with his life... that would make more sense
(Jenna is *scarily* thin)
Back to your regular programming,
Sangwyn
Author's Disclaimer: If I just hurt anyone's feelings, I'm sorry. We
are all ignorant slobs anyway. Go ahead. Insult that one bastion of
life I love so much: The Rumor.
ClubBand
>NOVEMBER 1997 BLIND ITEM REHASH:
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #1**
>When these two macho guys were cast in the same action movie, fireworks were
>expected, but they discovered they like the same drugs. Many nights were
>spent
>combining crack and prescription drugs washed down with liquor.
Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman?
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #2**
>This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for years.
>She
>puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast and crew are
>afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.
>
Cybil Shepard?
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #3**
>This not-yet-legal model/actress has a successful career, famous relatives
>and
>exotic looks. Too bad her uncontrollable urges are threatening to destroy
>her.
> She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a biker and does enough drugs to
>deplete a pharmacy. She has a reputation for sleeping around - often with
>guys
>old enough to be her father. She's already had two secret abortions to save
>her modeling career.
Sounds like Bijou Phillips, daughter of John Phillips (Mamas & the Papas) and
half-sister of Mackenzie Philips and Chynna Phillips.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #4**
>A certain Hollywood action hero loves to get high - but the drugs and
>drinking
>trigger the release of an alternative personality! He dresses up as a woman
>in
>expensive lingerie and high heels, and once dolled up, he must have the
>company
>of a transvestite! Often he asks for makeup and hair tips from the hired
>diva.
> We can't help but wonder how he gets those bras fastened around that
>muscular
>chest.
Jean-Claude Van Damme or Sylvester Stallone. Apparently Eddie Murphy likes
transvestites, but "the muscular chest" clue points to Van Damme or Stallone.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #5**
>One of the most famous male stars in the world, with a clean-cut preppie
>image,
>recently spent four days in a crack cocaine haze, freebasing in a Beverly
>Hills
>floating club for big names to gamble and do drugs. Luxurious homes are
>rented
>for the activties.
Jason Priestly or Christian Slater. Since Christian is more famous, and
considering this blind item was written BEFORE his arrest, I'd bet it was about
him.
>**STAR BLIND ITEMS/REHASH #6**
>This megastar has written into his contract that he must have a special
>assistant whose job is to make this difficult star happy. The catch? The
>"assistant" is really the star's drug dealer! The star orders a mountain of
>drugs and bills the studio under the guise of personal care items.
Could be a lot of people, but Jack Nicholson is a good guess.
>**STAR BLIND ITEMS/REHASH #7**
>These two lovebirds are America's sweethearts with their clean-cut good looks
>and acclaimed careers. The real reason they seem happy all the time is
>because
>they're serious potheads! They're high nearly every waking moment - even
>adding it to their food.
I remember this item was written BEFORE the Brad Pitt/Gwyneth Paltrow breakup,
so it was proabbly them. A second choice might be Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell,
but the clue "America's swethearts" leads me to believe it's about a younger
couple.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #8**
>This child actor charmed audiences in his first starring role in a
>blockbuster
>movie. Eventually he was cast in a film with some fast-track Hollywood kids
>who
>introduced him to drugs. One night he got so blitzed and spent so many hours
>passed out that by the time he was found, he was paralyzed with nerve damage
>-
>and may never be the same.
Easy. Lukas Haas.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #10**
>This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and downs
>in
>their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
>like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict
>these
>two will be together forever. They have too much to lose if they split -
>they
>have barrels of dirt on each other. Illicit business deals and homemade
>pornos
>of each other sleeping with members of the same sex are only the beginning.
>Most shocking are the videos of them smoking crack and injecting heroin!
Sounds a lot like Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #11**
>This barely legal model and actress is rolling in dough thanks to her
>lucrative
>contacts. Her beautiful face is everywhere - on billboards, magazine covers,
>and ads. Her handlers would like us to believe she's the ideal example of a
>clean-cut all-American girl. The sad truth is she's a mess. She parties
>like
>there's no tomorrow, sleeps around like a hooker, and is a hard-core heroin
>addict. Her habit has gotten so bad that during her last photo shoot the
>makeup artist had to apply industrial-strength concealer to her arms to cover
>up the track marks!
Sounds like Bridget Hall, but is she also an actress? It could be Liv Tyler.
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #12**
>This action hero relies on steroids to retain his legendary physique. His
>last
>few movies were box-office disasters and given his limited acting skills, he
>fears that without his body his career would be completely over. He suffers
>from one awful little side effect from the illegal bodybuilding drug: His
>once-prominent sex equipment is shrinking faster than his fan club.
Sounds like Stallone. Or it could be Van Damme.
>NY POST...PAGE SIX...12/29..
>WHAT wealthy birthday boy-vocabularly freak recently embarrassed his dinner
>guests by correcting his wife's English in front of them? She was toasting
>his
>health, no less. This word fanatic reprimands everybody. But this time he
>only
>made himself look bad.
This one is hard. Could it be William F. Buckley? Someone guessed Bill Gates,
but he doesn't strike me as a pompous intellectual who corrects people's
grammar.
>GLOBE 12/30...
>Hollywood's unwritten rule on this fun-loving star is simple. If he agrees
>to
>star in your movie, you supply the cocaine - and plenty of it. And if you
>get
>a chance to party with him, he'll gladly hang out and let you bask in his
>royal
>glow - until all the coke is gone.
Once again...Jack Nicholson?
>STAR 12/30...
>This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the
>ideal
>home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great guns.
>But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man she hoped
>he'd be. He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's off
>working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to dabble in
>drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old eating
>disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly by her
>obvious weight change.
We've been over this one...I think it's Ricki Lake.
>STAR..01/06
>On the outside this may look like a Hollywood dream marriage between a
>rugged,
>movie star hunk and his picture-perfect wife, but they're hardly living a
>life
>of wedded bliss. She's a calculating closet lesbian who only exchanged vows
>for his cash and can't bear to have sex with him.
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman?
>STAR..01/13
>Before hitting the big time, this actress didn't punch a clock....she punched
>men! She worked as a dominatrix in a high-class S&M dungeon serving up
>discipline to a wealthy clientele. The dungeon mistress who ran the joint
>kept
>her mouth shut - in exchange for a hefty payout - when the gal became a TV
>star. Everything was fine until the actress cut off the payments. Now the
>mistress is threatening to take her tale, complete with pictures, public
>unless
>the Hollywood beauty pays up.
Not too many clues here, like what kind of TV show? Drama or comedy? It could
be anyone, but it sounds like someone who's been a TV star for a while. How
about Lisa Kudrow? Julianna Margulies? This is too tough to make a good guess.
>TED CASABLANCA...01/15:
>There's a famous movie star, okay? One who's got himself an Oscar or two. One
>who likes being famous and likes being treated that way. (Not that he treats
>his lady friends with equal consideration.) So, he's got a hit movie out.
>Turns
>out he had a few hits messengered to the set--along with his script changes,
>no
>doubt--just to make sure his performance would be a hit.
Once again...Jack Nicholson?
>STAR..01/20
>Image is everything to this award-winning actor. He wants us to believe he's
>a
>true family man, but behind that megawatt smile lies a lousy husband. His
>long-suffering wife has been crushed by years of verbal abuse, but she dares
>not complain about "Mr. Nice Guy." Despite proclaiming his devotion to her,
>the louse can't stay faithful. She's caught him cheating too many times and
>now she's so fed up, she's threatening to divorce him. If she does, this
>could
>turn out to be one of Hollywood's nastiest - and most revealing - splits!
Sounds like Denzel Washington. The "megawatt smile" clue is a dead giveaway.
>GLOBE..01/20
>This Hollywood couple's open marriage is what keeps them together. She lets
>her movie star hubby sleep with men - yep, MEN! In turn, he lets her sleep
>with boys...and we do mean BOYS. She likes them barely legal!
Not enough clues to make an educated guess.
>STAR..01/27:
>"Hollywood whodunit - This major star is currently enjoying the fruits of his
>latest film - he's getting rave notices and award nominations. Last year when
>they were filming, no one on the set could have predicted things would turn
>out
>so will. This guy made everyone fearful and miserable on the set. Our leading
>man's drinking was so out of control that they had to ice down his red and
>swollen face most mornings. He worked when he felt like it and arrogantly
>declared that his leading lady wasn't in his league and he treated her badly
>on
>the set. Hookers frequently visited him on the set and once there was a
>nasty
>scene when his girls failed to show up in the outfits he'd requested! The
>cast
>and crew couldn't wait to finish the shoot. As usual, all was forgotten when
>the movie became a hit."
Once again...Jack Nicholson?
>GLOBE..01/27 #1:
>This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood
>drained
>out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No, he wasn't
>under
>the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction by having his
>blood
>filtered to completely rid his body of the the drug!
This is a hard one. I thought it might be Jean Claude Van Damme, but what huge
headlines did he make in '97? What kind of "celeb" is this blind item referring
to? It might not be an actor. Not enough clues...
>GLOBE..01/27 #2:
>This Hollywood star couple's secret for keeping their sex life hot-hot-hot is
>making love in public places. Nearly getting caught really turns them on.
>(Talk
>about See me, Feel me, Touch me!)
Sounds like Tommy and Pamela Lee.
>STAR..02/03:
>This guy is way up there on Hollywood's A-list. He's the cleancut type who
>tries to do the right thing - most of the time. His sweet, model-slim
>girlfriend enhances his wholesome image. But this gorgeous actor has a
>secret
>double life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for private
>entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor featuring a
>photo of a gigantically endowed triple-D sexy masseuse. He visited the seedy
>Hollywood massage parlor and insisted on a session with a voluptuous gal.
>Wouldn't his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that now her
>guy
>sneaks away to visit this well-upholstered masseuse whenever he can!
George Clooney?
>STAR...02/10:
>This he-man actor went to a swinging Beverly Hills party with a male friend
>and
>they encountered two playful strippers. Fueled by liquor and drugs, the
>leading man and strippers ended up in the host's bedroom putting on an
>explicit
>show. The guy got so carried away he pulled five or six onlookers to join
>the
>orgy. And guess what - the sexmad stud turned his attention to his male
>companion and forgot all about the girls! He lived to regret the
>exhibitionist
>bisexual fling because Hollywood loves to gossip and that moment of madness
>caused everyone to re-evaluate his machismo!
Dolph Lundgren, who was in a movie called "He-Man." The last sentence implies
that this story got around Hollywood and the actor's career suffered. Yep,
sounds like Dolph.
>STAR..02/17:
>Although he's a major Hollywood star, this actor can't keep a personal
>assistant. The reason? He's constantly cheating on his wife and his
>assistants are in charge of covering up his tracks! He not only courts
>bimbos
>but partonizes prostitutes, and orders his underlings to make sure the missus
>never finds out. The assistants start out thrilled to work for a superstar,
>but usually wind up befriending his sweet wife and hate lying to her about
>her
>husband's affairs. Those that don't mind lying to his wife quit for another
>reason, he's a cheapskate.
Mel Gibson?
>GLOBE..02/17:
>This sitcom beauty is confiding to pals that the real reason she called it
>quits with her movie-star boyfriend is because he was too kinky! He had an
>S&M
>dungeon in his home stocked with torture devices - but she's never go near
>it!
Courtney Cox and Michael Keaton.
>STAR..02/24:
>This he-man actor loves to get long massages at the fanciest his and hers spa
>in L.A., but he acts like he's visiting a seedy massage parlor on Hollywood
>Blvd. Massage workers dread his visits. He makes a big deal of strutting
>around the locker room nude to show off his macho body. He claims to be
>straight, but requests only the cutest, youngest masseurs. On the table, he
>can be heard moaning and groaning through the thin walls, embarrassing
>everyone
>in earshot. Straight masseurs are offended by his overt seduction attempts.
>All the staffers dread his visits but are too intimidated to squeal on him!
Brendan Fraser??
>MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #1:
>What's worse than an unstable, oh-so-serious actor whose runaway ego's about
>to
>explode from awards, hype and overpayment? Not much, if you ask his costars
>and crew on that big-budget action thriller he's chosen as his newest
>thespian
>offering to the unwashed masses. For one thing, he'll deign to speak to
>virtually no one else on the set but his director, though one of his fellow
>actors happens to be no slouch as an awards winner, either. For another,
>he's
>demanding 20 takes or more on the tiniest bits of business. And on top of
>that
>he's running roughshod over the director by taking it upon himself to yell
>"Cut!" when he's displeased. Rumor has it he actually bows deeply after
>takes,
>anticipating applause from crew members who are actually too busy rolling
>their
>disbelieving eyes at the pomposity of this self-inflated ham.
Kevin Costner?
>MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #2:
>What happened to that bubbly, unpretentious, sassy charmer who stole hearts
>not
>too long ago? She's had a hit or two, sure, but not big enough to justify
>her
>escalating demands for veto power over her directors, scripts and co stars,
>let
>alone her grabby salary requests. Armchair diagnosis? She's still a bubbly,
>unpretentious, sassy, heart-stealing charmer, but, after being unhappily
>single
>for awhile, she's secretly hooked herself up with an ultra-user Romeo who
>views
>her as his ticket to great clubs, restaurants, cars, gyms, parties and an
>acting career. Get a grip, guy - even in this town a big part ain't going to
>guarantee you big parts.
Sandra Bullock. Definitely.
>MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #3:
>What grudge does that critics' fave actor and all-around nasty guy have with
>his directors, anyway? It was bad enough that he had sex with the boyfriend
>of
>the young helmer who made him part of what turned out to be a cult favorite.
>Word is he did the exact same thing to the veteran director of a big-star
>box-office hit, in which the indiscreet actor is, as a consequence, seen
>on-screen less than he otherwise would have been.
We've beenover this. Kevin Spacey.
>MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #4:
>There have always been rumors about Mr Handsome & Hunky's crooked weenie, but
>we hear the, uh, situation has straightened out recently, thanks to a little
>surgery.
Not too many clues. Difficult to guess.
>MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #5:
>What keeps that young, hot, blond, supersexy supersuccessful couple together?
>
>Junk, and lots of it.
This one's got me stumped. It sounds like this was written after Brad and
Gwyneth broke up. Who else could it be though?
>STAR..03/03:
>This TV superstar is young, pretty and living high on the hog, but she
>doesn't
>want to live alone. So she moved a platonic male friend into her fancy digs.
>He seems like a nice guy, but little does she know what he does when she's
>away
>working! First he gets himself high as a kite on drugs. Then, since he has
>a
>fetish for call girls, he calls sex magazine ads for the kinkiest gals he can
>find. He loves pain and pays extra for the girls to bring big sex toys.
>Where
>he gets the $300 and up to pay for these sessions is a mystery! Worst of
>all,
>the guy gets so drugged up he doesn't realize the call girls are getting into
>his famous roommate's private things and helping themselves.
Courtney Cox? Tori Spelling ? (Although calling Tori "pretty" is a stretch.)
>GLOBE..03/03..#1:
>This movie superstar is so hooked on hookers that he refused to do a European
>promo tour until his movie company agreed to send "dates" to his hotel suite
>every night of the trip!
Robert DeNiro? Or could it be our favorite guess, Jack Nicholson?
>GLOBE..03/03..#2:
>The REAL story behind this Hollywood beauty's pending divorce is that she was
>having sex with at least TWO women each week! At first her kinky mate
>encouraged her to take an occasional lesbian lover, but when it became an
>obsession he said bye-bye!
Lots of people guessed Angelina Jolie. But is she really getting divorced?
Isn't Neve Campbell getting divorced? But I haven't heard any lesbo rumors
about Neve. Angelina though freely admits she's bisexual. Is Jennie Garth
divorced yet?
>MOVIELINE/MARCH #1:
>Competition may be stiff for the title "saddest girl in town," but one
>leading
>contender is that young critics' darling who appears to be devolving into a
>near-recluse who can barely slog through the day. The warning signs have
>been
>flashing for years, but lately things have nosedived. It seems that a
>publicity tour for her most recent flick so stressed the poor thing, her
>costar
>had to set her straight with pep talks and practically drag her out of hotel
>suites to meet the press. Isn't this the same girl who so recently looked so
>likely to go the career distance?
Lots of people guessed Janeane Garafalo, but I still think it's Juliette Lewis.
>MOVIELINE/MARCH #2:
>Who's the cheapest guy in town? Competition for that title is pretty fierce,
>but one leading candidate is that movie director who might just be as
>despised
>as he is rich. What really separates this guy from his pack of fellow
>nasties
>is his penchant for hiring limo drivers (who privately refer to him as "The
>Asshole"), having them drive him to Timbuktu as he brags about his power,
>influence and money, then, once the destination is reached, tantalizing them
>by
>rifling through his expensive wallet packed with hundred-dollar bills, only
>to
>deliberately drop a mere quarter in their palms, saying, "Have a nice day."
>Several limo companies refuse to service him and waiters all over town know
>him
>as a skinflint. His day is coming though. Wait until his kids grow up,
>because one of them is sure to write a tell-all book about him.
Steven Spielberg?
>MOVIELINE/MARCH #3:
>What older oscar-winning actor had hoped to move into a Malibu beach pad with
>a
>sexy young lady, but nixed the plans when she refused to fool around with
>prono
>stars?
Once again....Jack Nicholson? Or here's a wild guess: Jack Palance or Martin
Landau? Are either of them single?
>MOVIELINE/MARCH #4:
>Missy famous model/actress always had a passion for women, drugs and rock and
>roll, but times have changed. Now she rarely gets out of her secluded home
>in
>the hills where she spends most of her days boozing, eating and watching
>videos...alone.
Anna Nicole Smith?
Linda F. Cauthen
> >>in
> >>their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
> >>like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict
> >>these
> >>two will be together forever. They
> >
>
> Or Tommy and Pammy?
>
The "prizefighter" reference make me think Mickey Rourke and Carre Otis.
Linda C.
Linda F. Cauthen
Star2350 wrote:
>
> >This not-yet-legal model/actress has a successful career, famous relatives
> >and
> >exotic looks. Too bad her uncontrollable urges are threatening to destroy
> >her.
> > She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a biker and does enough drugs to
> >deplete a pharmacy. She has a reputation for sleeping around -
>
> she's exotic looking.
She's 20 by now and "legal" is 18. Sounds more like Bijou Phillips,
who's already been thru her first rehab.
Linda C.
GO8GO
>**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #2**
>This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker >for years.
She
>puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast >and crew are
>afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.
I think this one is Suzanne Sommers.
Craig Smith
Lora wrote:
>> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #10**
>> >This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and downs in
>> >their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
>> >like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict these
>> >two will be together forever. They have too much to lose if they split - they
>> >have barrels of dirt on each other. Illicit business deals and homemade pornos
>> >of each other sleeping with members of the same sex are only the beginning.
>> >Most shocking are the videos of them smoking crack and injecting heroin!
>>
>> Tommy and Pammie?
>
>Or Bobby & Whitney.
Oooh, now that makes more sense. And fits beautifully.
Craig
Craig Smith
Catty@demon wrote:
>>>GLOBE..01/20
>>>This Hollywood couple's open marriage is what keeps them together. She lets
>>>her movie star hubby sleep with men - yep, MEN! In turn, he lets her sleep
>>>with boys...and we do mean BOYS. She likes them barely legal!
>>
>>Anyone know what Nic's sexual tastes are? I always thought she was a
>>lesbian.
>
>Hm...how about Bruce Willis and Demi Moore?
Well, that *does* explain the Leo DiCaprio rumor.
>>>GLOBE..01/27 #1:
>>>This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood drained
>>>out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No, he wasn't under
>>>the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction by having his blood
>>>filtered to completely rid his body of the the drug!
>>
>>This should be easy. How many wealthy celebs made HUGE headlines last
>>year?
>
>Eddie Murphy (e.g. he did a Dracula film, plus he had a hiccup with
>the media over a certain pretty "woman".
Perfect.
Craig
Craig Smith
EvelynR wrote:
>>He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While she's
>>off working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started to dabble
>>in drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her old
>>eating disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly
>>by her obvious weight change.
>
>>...throws me off the scent. Anyone?
>
>How about Kirstie Alley and Parker Stevenson. He hasn't been working much
>lately, has he?
They divorced some time ago.
Craig
SJB
> >>This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for years.
> >>puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast and crew
> >>afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.<BR>
>
> My guess is Heather Locklear
She's not on a sitcom. Also, I was an extra in a tv miniseries she did
3 years ago and she was very professional and held in high esteem by
every one on the set.
Star2350
Does anyone know the movie or actors that got him so messed up with drugs?
Star2350
>>This Hollywood couple's open marriage is what keeps them together. She lets
>>her movie star hubby sleep with men - yep, MEN! In turn, he lets her sleep
>>with boys...and we do mean BOYS. She likes them barely legal!
I remeber hearing how Leonardo was caught sneaking out of Demi's house one
morning while Bruce was away.
Star2350
>>>This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the
>>ideal
>>> >home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great
>>guns.
It says TV and Neve is doing both TV and movies. It also implies that whoever
it is has kids ("family") and they don't have kids.
RedRose
Catty@demon wrote in article <34f84d7a...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> pusss...@aol.com (PUSSSYKATT) wrote:
>
> > NOVEMBER 1997 BLIND ITEM REHASH:
> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #3**
> >This not-yet-legal model/actress has a successful career, famous
relatives and
> >exotic looks. Too bad her uncontrollable urges are threatening to
destroy her.
> > She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a biker and does enough drugs to
> >deplete a pharmacy. She has a reputation for sleeping around - often
with guys
> >old enough to be her father. She's already had two secret abortions to
save
> >her modeling career.
Ivanka Trump?
> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #4**
> >A certain Hollywood action hero loves to get high - but the drugs and
drinking
> >trigger the release of an alternative personality! He dresses up as a
woman in
> >expensive lingerie and high heels, and once dolled up, he must have the
company
> >of a transvestite! Often he asks for makeup and hair tips from the
hired diva.
> > We can't help but wonder how he gets those bras fastened around that
muscular
> >chest.
>
Jean claude Van Damme??
> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #10**
> >This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and
downs in
> >their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next
brawling
> >like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders
predict these
> >two will be together forever. They have too much to lose if they split
- they
> >have barrels of dirt on each other. Illicit business deals and homemade
pornos
> >of each other sleeping with members of the same sex are only the
beginning.
> >Most shocking are the videos of them smoking crack and injecting heroin!
Carrie O'tis and mickey rourke or pam and tommy lee??
> >
> >**STAR BLIND ITEM/REHASH #12**
> >This action hero relies on steroids to retain his legendary physique.
His last
> >few movies were box-office disasters and given his limited acting
skills, he
> >fears that without his body his career would be completely over. He
suffers
> >from one awful little side effect from the illegal bodybuilding drug:
His
> >once-prominent sex equipment is shrinking faster than his fan club.
Jean Claude Van Damme??
>
> >STAR..02/03:
> >This guy is way up there on Hollywood's A-list. He's the cleancut type
who
> >tries to do the right thing - most of the time. His sweet, model-slim
> >girlfriend enhances his wholesome image. But this gorgeous actor has a
secret
> >double life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for
private
> >entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor
featuring a
> >photo of a gigantically endowed triple-D sexy masseuse. He visited the
seedy
> >Hollywood massage parlor and insisted on a session with a voluptuous
gal.
> >Wouldn't his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that now
her guy
> >sneaks away to visit this well-upholstered masseuse whenever he can!
>
the only guy I can think of is david Duchovny. Who, in a tabloid, was
haveing sex when he was engaged to tea, with a large breasted massuse who
was married.
> >
> >MOVIELINE/MARCH #1:
> >Competition may be stiff for the title "saddest girl in town," but one
leading
> >contender is that young critics' darling who appears to be devolving
into a
> >near-recluse who can barely slog through the day. The warning signs
have been
> >flashing for years, but lately things have nosedived. It seems that a
> >publicity tour for her most recent flick so stressed the poor thing, her
costar
> >had to set her straight with pep talks and practically drag her out of
hotel
> >suites to meet the press. Isn't this the same girl who so recently
looked so
> >likely to go the career distance?
>
Kate winslet??
A.
David Migicovsky
Star2350 wrote in message <19980301084...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>>This Hollywood couple's open marriage is what keeps them together. She
lets
>>>her movie star hubby sleep with men - yep, MEN! In turn, he lets her
sleep
>>>with boys...and we do mean BOYS. She likes them barely legal!
>
>morning while Bruce was away.
But of course... He certainly wouldn't sneak *in* with Bruce not there.
Wonder how Demi feels being a beard for a kid who can't grow one.
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DaviesUK
Tea, anyone???
>>> >>This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for
>years.
>>> >She
>
>>> >>puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast and
>crew
>>> >are
>
>>> >>afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.
>
>>>
>>> My guess is Heather Locklear
>>
>>She's not on a sitcom. Also, I was an extra in a tv miniseries she did
>>3 years ago and she was very professional and held in high esteem by
>>every one on the set.
>
>Might it be Cybill Shepherd?
David Migicovsky
DaviesUK wrote in message <19980301181...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>Tea, anyone???
>
>>>> >>This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for
>>years.
Not a hit by any stretch of the imagination. By now, some of the cast and
crew might be praying for unemployment.
DaviesUK
<g> ... I surrender to the master!
David Migicovsky
DaviesUK wrote in message <19980301201...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
><g> ... I surrender to the master!
>
>>Not a hit by any stretch of the imagination. By now, some of the cast and
>>crew might be praying for unemployment.
>>
>>
You have no idea what your surrender is letting you in for. But I'm
definitely not the master of the Blind Item -- I don't think I've ever got
one right -- I never even read the first round because I know it's
pointless. I'm just a good party-pooper.
However, I make this pledge: anyone who guesses Krappy Mee Gifford as the
answer to *any* blind item will not get a quibble from me.
David Migicovsky
Susan Vaughn wrote in message <6ddgq1$c...@camel19.mindspring.com>...
>
>... This might be Ricki Lake. She's regained weight recently, her husband
>is cute-looking, she's got a baby ("ideal home life"), is on TV... and her
>hubby is supposedly a writer, but what's he writing?
>
The Drudge Report? I figure Matty needs all the help he can get.
Ellen Watts
Linda F. Cauthen wrote:
>
> Star2350 wrote:
> >
> > >This not-yet-legal model/actress has a successful career, famous relatives
> > >and
> > >exotic looks. Too bad her uncontrollable urges are threatening to destroy
> > >her.
> > > She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a biker and does enough drugs to
> > >deplete a pharmacy. She has a reputation for sleeping around -
> >
> > she's exotic looking.
>
> She's 20 by now and "legal" is 18. Sounds more like Bijou Phillips,
> who's already been thru her first rehab.
>
> Linda C.
Or Ivanka Trump.
Catty@demon
Ellen Watts <em...@columbia.edu> wrote:
Believe it or not, she doesn't smoke or drink. Dunno about drugs,
though.
Catty who is still finding it hard to believe... but if it is true,
I'm impressed. .