Gilbert Gottfried - WTF would marry this guy?
FragileWarrior
:::shudder:::
He told Howard Stern yesterday that he's engaged (or, more correctly, he
said his girlfriend seems to think they are engaged just because she has
a ring) and that she's expecting but he doesn't know when the due date is
or how far along she is. He didn't want to talk about it. He was in an
absolute agony of embarrassment over the conversation. He even said he
tries not to look at where his girlfriend might have a "bump".
He is a more reluctant bridegroom than The Ooze.
What state of desperation must a woman be in to even associate with this
creep?
SyVyN11
"FragileWarrior" <FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> wrote in message
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It is rumored that he inherated Milton Berle's dick.
but the fact that he is getting married and the FACT THAT I'M STILL A VIRGIN
ISN'T SICKENING????
FragileWarrior
news:el9768$q3u$1...@news.albasani.net:
>
> "FragileWarrior" <FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> wrote in message
> news:el96g1$j7l$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> Better question: who would allow themselves to get PREGNANT by him?
>>
>> :::shudder:::
>>
>> He told Howard Stern yesterday that he's engaged (or, more correctly,
>> he said his girlfriend seems to think they are engaged just because
>> she has a ring) and that she's expecting but he doesn't know when the
>> due date is or how far along she is. He didn't want to talk about
>> it. He was in an absolute agony of embarrassment over the
>> conversation. He even said he tries not to look at where his
>> girlfriend might have a "bump".
>>
>> He is a more reluctant bridegroom than The Ooze.
>>
>> What state of desperation must a woman be in to even associate with
>> this creep?
>
> It is rumored that he inherated Milton Berle's dick.
A huge dick on either Milton Berle OR Gilbert Gottfried STILL would not
make me go, "Hubba hubba, I gotta try THAT!" because you still had to
look at those sour-puss faces 24/7 when you weren't hose riding.
>
> but the fact that he is getting married and the FACT THAT I'M STILL A
> VIRGIN ISN'T SICKENING????
WHY are you still a virgin? For guys that's pretty easy to solve, isn't
it? Do you need a loan?
Wild Monkshood
FragileWarrior wrote:
Maybe he has hidden talents. Or maybe his girlfriend fell in love with
his soul. Or maybe, just maybe, she finds him physically attractive, as
well as other ways. Attraction can be very hard to understand.
WM
SyVyN11
It's trickey, one of the funner side effects of DIABETES is Erectile
disfunction, and since my blood pressure is so high and the fact that most
medicines for ED raise the bp higher than ever, it could KILL ME!!!!!
Every time I go to the doctor, it's a change of my bp medicine so one day I
could take a ed medicine and then find a woman.
in short the sprit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
SyVyN11
"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@bellsloth.net> wrote in message
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after all, women want a guy that can make them laugh. Look at Jessica and
Roger Rabbit.
FragileWarrior
My personal opinion is that she found out the cheap creep never parts
with a dime so he has to have a massive bank account. (Really, he never
picks up checks -- even on dates. He goes the the men's room and waits
there until the other person finally gets tired of waiting and pays the
bill.)
Perhaps she's hoping he'll die quickly and leave her a rich widow.
FragileWarrior
news:el98ob$se3$1...@news.albasani.net:
Maybe you can do someone who doesn't really turn you on too much so your
blood pressure will sort of maintain a normal (for you) level.
IOW: NO SUPER-MODELS FOR YOU!
chef_boyhowdy!
> "SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in
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>
>>
>> "FragileWarrior" <FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> wrote in message
>> news:el96g1$j7l$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> Better question: who would allow themselves to get PREGNANT by him?
>>>
>>> :::shudder:::
>>>
>>> He told Howard Stern yesterday that he's engaged (or, more correctly,
>>> he said his girlfriend seems to think they are engaged just because
>>> she has a ring) and that she's expecting but he doesn't know when the
>>> due date is or how far along she is. He didn't want to talk about
>>> it. He was in an absolute agony of embarrassment over the
>>> conversation. He even said he tries not to look at where his
>>> girlfriend might have a "bump".
>>>
>>> He is a more reluctant bridegroom than The Ooze.
>>>
>>> What state of desperation must a woman be in to even associate with
>>> this creep?
>>
>> It is rumored that he inherated Milton Berle's dick.
>
>
> A huge dick on either Milton Berle OR Gilbert Gottfried STILL would not
> make me go, "Hubba hubba, I gotta try THAT!" because you still had to
> look at those sour-puss faces 24/7 when you weren't hose riding.
I suppose there are many woman who would feel that way, however, you gotta
admit, throughout recorded history, theres lots of women who will line up
for any kind of famous guy, no matter how ugly.
SyVyN11
You don't understand the antomey of a man, when a man gets a boner, the
blood vessels in his tallywhacker constrict, therefor increasing blood
pressure, since you need a boner to fuck a woman (using dry scientific
terms), attraction and turnon factor is not a good judge.
and Ice, THERE IS NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT ME BABY!!!!
SyVyN11
jeezz, that's nice! Do get married, any man would be sleeping with one
eye open to make sure you don't smother him with a pillow or your huge
boobs.
FragileWarrior
@news.albasani.net:
> You don't understand the antomey of a man,
Yes, I do, dear. I've done many experiments on that subject.
> when a man gets a boner, the
> blood vessels in his tallywhacker constrict,
Um, not exactly.
"...This chemical then triggers a series of events that causes two large
chambers of the penis to fill with blood, much the way water fills a
sponge. As the chambers fill up, they block the veins that let blood flow
out of the penis and a man is able to get and maintain his erection."
> therefor increasing blood
> pressure, since you need a boner to fuck a woman (using dry scientific
> terms), attraction and turnon factor is not a good judge.
?
>
> and Ice, THERE IS NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT ME BABY!!!!
Did you ever think that maybe your blood pressure is so high because your
pipes are all backed up from non-use?
FragileWarrior
news:1qdb4tpf8nzm5$.1o45hv7y...@40tude.net:
True. Women don't see looks as being that important for the most part.
(Or at least they don't see it as the MOST important thing, I should say.
However, when you put an ugly mug on people who are not known to be
charming or kind or generous then the woman is just reduced to being a
star fucker and probably would do Trigger if he were still alive.
Personally, the yuck factor is too much for me to overlook no matter
what.
FragileWarrior
news:el9arl$vfk$1...@news.albasani.net:
Have we somehow reduced this to a conversation about me? I'm not a
treasure hunter and I wouldn't look at Gottfried if he were a
bizillionaire.
My breasts, however, are fabulous and much treasured as pillows among
my... um... *friends*.
chef_boyhowdy!
>
> However, when you put an ugly mug on people who are not known to be
> charming or kind or generous then the woman is just reduced to being a
> star fucker and probably would do Trigger if he were still alive.
unfortunately, this is the case, all too often.
Big J
$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> "SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in
> news:el9768$q3u$1...@news.albasani.net:
>
>>
>> "FragileWarrior" <FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> wrote in message
>> news:el96g1$j7l$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> Better question: who would allow themselves to get PREGNANT by him?
>>>
>>> :::shudder:::
>>>
>>> He told Howard Stern yesterday that he's engaged (or, more correctly,
>>> he said his girlfriend seems to think they are engaged just because
>>> she has a ring) and that she's expecting but he doesn't know when the
>>> due date is or how far along she is. He didn't want to talk about
>>> it. He was in an absolute agony of embarrassment over the
>>> conversation. He even said he tries not to look at where his
>>> girlfriend might have a "bump".
>>>
>>> He is a more reluctant bridegroom than The Ooze.
>>>
>>> What state of desperation must a woman be in to even associate with
>>> this creep?
>>
>> It is rumored that he inherated Milton Berle's dick.
>
>
> A huge dick on either Milton Berle OR Gilbert Gottfried STILL would not
> make me go, "Hubba hubba, I gotta try THAT!" because you still had to
> look at those sour-puss faces 24/7 when you weren't hose riding.
They don't make paper bags where you live? <grin>
>>
>> but the fact that he is getting married and the FACT THAT I'M STILL A
>> VIRGIN ISN'T SICKENING????
>
>
> WHY are you still a virgin? For guys that's pretty easy to solve, isn't
> it? Do you need a loan?
Perhaps another 4-letter word beginning w/ "l" would be more accurate.
Big J
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chef_boyhowdy!
> My breasts, however, are fabulous and much treasured as pillows among
> my... um... *friends*.
yummy.
smother me, baby.
FragileWarrior
news:1fc59kxgc3zei$.1hqx33ek...@40tude.net:
Sure, baby, and feel free to bring some friends with you. There's enough
for everyone.
FragileWarrior
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> FragileWarrior <FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> wrote in
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>
>> "SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in
>> news:el9768$q3u$1...@news.albasani.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "FragileWarrior" <FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> wrote in
>>> message news:el96g1$j7l$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>> Better question: who would allow themselves to get PREGNANT by him?
>>>>
>>>> :::shudder:::
>>>>
>>>> He told Howard Stern yesterday that he's engaged (or, more
>>>> correctly, he said his girlfriend seems to think they are engaged
>>>> just because she has a ring) and that she's expecting but he
>>>> doesn't know when the due date is or how far along she is. He
>>>> didn't want to talk about it. He was in an absolute agony of
>>>> embarrassment over the conversation. He even said he tries not to
>>>> look at where his girlfriend might have a "bump".
>>>>
>>>> He is a more reluctant bridegroom than The Ooze.
>>>>
>>>> What state of desperation must a woman be in to even associate with
>>>> this creep?
>>>
>>> It is rumored that he inherated Milton Berle's dick.
>>
>>
>> A huge dick on either Milton Berle OR Gilbert Gottfried STILL would
>> not make me go, "Hubba hubba, I gotta try THAT!" because you still
>> had to look at those sour-puss faces 24/7 when you weren't hose
>> riding.
>
> They don't make paper bags where you live? <grin>
No. They sold out when you came to town.
<evil grin>
>
>>>
>>> but the fact that he is getting married and the FACT THAT I'M STILL
>>> A VIRGIN ISN'T SICKENING????
>>
>>
>> WHY are you still a virgin? For guys that's pretty easy to solve,
>> isn't it? Do you need a loan?
>
> Perhaps another 4-letter word beginning w/ "l" would be more accurate.
>
> Big J
You got me on that one. lapd... no, wait, too many letters. ?
Big J
Slut
Big J
(and I mean that in the nicest way)
Big J
$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
Yep, it took a lot of bags to hold all the used condoms....
>
>
> <evil grin>
>
>>
>>>>
>>>> but the fact that he is getting married and the FACT THAT I'M STILL
>>>> A VIRGIN ISN'T SICKENING????
>>>
>>>
>>> WHY are you still a virgin? For guys that's pretty easy to solve,
>>> isn't it? Do you need a loan?
>>
>> Perhaps another 4-letter word beginning w/ "l" would be more accurate.
>>
>> Big J
>
> You got me on that one. lapd... no, wait, too many letters. ?
>
Rhymes with fife.
avery
Only on AGC could I click on a thread about Gilbert Gottfried (which in
itself is an odd concept) only to find that it's a group invitation to get
smothered in FragileWarrior's voluptuous breasts.
SyVyN11
I was joking. No offense meant.
>
> My breasts, however, are fabulous and much treasured as pillows among
> my... um... *friends*.
I thought so. But for me, they just have to be there, size isn't
important.
SyVyN11
"avery" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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after all, we are the full service newsgroup.
>
>
chef_boyhowdy!
>> They don't make paper bags where you live? <grin>
>
>
> No. They sold out when you came to town.
>
>
> <evil grin>
>
best bitch slap all week.
FragileWarrior
news:V9Xdh.26957$tb6....@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com:
Ain't the 'net GRRRRRRRRRREAT???
chef_boyhowdy!
"aint a-nothing like a gang bang.... to blow away.... the blues!"
chef_boyhowdy!
its a perk, and its not even Friday!
FragileWarrior
avery
links, please
SyVyN11
>
>
Buttercup
FragileWarrior wrote:
> Better question: who would allow themselves to get PREGNANT by him?
>
> :::shudder:::
>
He's rich and he can make me laugh - I'd marry him.
chef_boyhowdy!
Like I said.
some women will marry anything, as long as its rich.
FragileWarrior
news:1165527061.1...@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com:
If those are your standards, Rosie O'Donnell would be on the menu, too.
FragileWarrior
wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com:
Boy, lucky for you, I found this link just today:
avery
Rosie makes people laugh?
avery
"chef_boyhowdy!" <attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> wrote in message
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Yeah - those lucky guys, winding up with the gift that keeps on getting.
SyVyN11
until she gets a divorce attorney.
I don't think Gilbert is smart enough to get a pre-nup.
>
>
FragileWarrior
@news.albasani.net:
Dominic Dunn, the Bloated Attorney, called and said he would do one for
him for free. ON VIDEO. Now whether he does it or not is another
question but the words "for free" were probably a big perk.
avery
"SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
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If anything, that only ensures that she *does* keep on getting -- and plenty
of it.
>
> I don't think Gilbert is smart enough to get a pre-nup.
He's unattractive, he's irritating, he's not funny, and yet he still made a
living as a comedian. There must be a brain in there somewhere!
avery
>>>>>>> My breasts, however, are fabulous and much treasured as pillows
>>>>>>> among my... um... *friends*.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> yummy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> smother me, baby.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Sure, baby, and feel free to bring some friends with you. There's
>>>>> enough for everyone.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Only on AGC could I click on a thread about Gilbert Gottfried (which
>>>> in itself is an odd concept) only to find that it's a group
> invitation
>>>> to get smothered in FragileWarrior's voluptuous breasts.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Ain't the 'net GRRRRRRRRRREAT???
>>
>> links, please
>>
>>
>
> Boy, lucky for you, I found this link just today:
>
> http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=123853
Oh, yummy indeed.
But can I jump on them and not spill the glass of red wine?
Can my partner and I each select a breast and dial in our personal level of
firmness?
Or aren't we invited?
SyVyN11
C'mon, you don't mark out when he does his 'SON OF A BITCH' gimmick on Leno?
>
>
avery
I don't know what "mark out" means... and I have never seen his Leno
gimmick, I must confess.
I just know him as a guy with a screechy voice who seemed to be around a lot
in the '90s, and I was always inspired to change the channel. I'm sure he's
a nice man, but a simple teaser like "tonight's guests include.... GILBERT
GODFRIED" would inspire flipping off the tube and reading James Young's fab
"Nico: Icon" book for the 23rd time.
Buttercup
FragileWarrior wrote:
> >
> > He's rich and he can make me laugh - I'd marry him.
>
>
> If those are your standards, Rosie O'Donnell would be on the menu, too.<<<<<
If I were gay R.O. would not do it for me.
I guess I would be all over Ellen D.
I don't think he is an unattractive man. He's
no Brad Pitt. However, I would NEVER
marry a guy as high maintenance as Pitt.
trippy
meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> "FragileWarrior" <FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> wrote in message
> news:el96g1$j7l$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > Better question: who would allow themselves to get PREGNANT by him?
> >
> > :::shudder:::
> >
> > He told Howard Stern yesterday that he's engaged (or, more correctly, he
> > said his girlfriend seems to think they are engaged just because she has
> > a ring) and that she's expecting but he doesn't know when the due date is
> > or how far along she is. He didn't want to talk about it. He was in an
> > absolute agony of embarrassment over the conversation. He even said he
> > tries not to look at where his girlfriend might have a "bump".
> >
> > He is a more reluctant bridegroom than The Ooze.
> >
> > What state of desperation must a woman be in to even associate with this
> > creep?
>
> It is rumored that he inherated Milton Berle's dick.
>
> but the fact that he is getting married and the FACT THAT I'M STILL A VIRGIN
> ISN'T SICKENING????
>
You're a virgin? That explains a lot.
--
trippy
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chef_boyhowdy!
I imagine he would be. I also imagine anyone with that kind of income,
probably has a lawyer fairly close at hand.
chef_boyhowdy!
He did a really funny impersonation of the rapper EMINEM on Leno once.
Busted me up good.
SyVyN11
His best is when he did Carmella Parker-Bowles. Best line, "I have to go
to the bridal shop" Leno:"to get your wedding dress?" Gilbert;"NO, TO
GET MY BRIDAL!!! (horse equipment)"
Ken L.
On Thu, 7 Dec 2006 13:55:13 +0000 (UTC), FragileWarrior
<FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> wrote:
>Better question: who would allow themselves to get PREGNANT by him?
>
>:::shudder:::
>
FragileWarrior
news:457a19d7....@news.easynews.com:
> Hell, who would even start a message board thread about him?
Hell, who still doesn't know the difference between a message board and a
newsgroup?