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BLIND ITEM REVEALS 01/01/14 PART 1
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This late night talk show host has been in touch with his ex way way more than he has let on to his current significant other. Way more. Did I say way more, because I think the current significant other would be shocked at the amount of contact.
Jimmy Kimmel/Sarah Silverman
July 9, 2013
This A list mostly movie actor was found two nights ago by his significant other in a park at 2 am while he was waiting to meet his dealer. He was supposed to be clean. Explosive fight between actor and significant other.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
July 19, 2013
This former A list tweener who is in this space frequently picked up two women and made them have sex with each other in front of our former tweener and his friends as a condition to being with him. They agreed and were filmed the entire time. There is some question whether one of them is over 18. Neither ended up having sex with the tweener who passed them off to his friends while he watched.
Justin Bieber
July 19, 2013
This former A list celebrity/singer who is now a B+ in his new gig does not seem to have learned his lesson and had sex on the beach with someone who was not his wife. Oh, and not his baby mama. Oh, and not his current mistress.
Liam Gallagher
July 19, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer made her dancers and backup singers strip to nothing because she said that a bunch of coke was missing and that one of them must have taken it. There they were, all of them in a group naked while she quizzed them and went through their clothes. After two hours, her assistant showed up and reminded the singer that the singer had used it all earlier.
Rihanna
July 19, 2013
This former A list athlete who is still an A list celebrity, is trying to make a comeback. He is also trying to doge a lawsuit involving one of his businesses. A man ended up with two broken legs at the celebrity's gym, due to faulty equipment. The staff kicked the man out and made him walk to the doctor. In response, the athlete said wasn't concerned and only cares about making sure he gets paid and that the guy was probably faking his injuries to get money from the athlete.
Alex Rodriguez
July 19, 2013
This former B list reality star who is still a B list celebrity and who has had some awful taste in celebrity boyfriends might not be so innocent when it comes to her most recent breakup. She said it was he who cheated and he did. What she conveniently forgot to mention were the three or four nights in the final month of the relationship that she spent at the house of her ex, the former A list rocker who is still big with the 80's & 90's crowd.
Kat Von D/Deadmau5/Nikki Sixx
July 19, 2013
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a B- list mostly movie actress headed to a C says that she once orally serviced this A+ list celebrity/singer while he watched his A list mostly movie actress wife in a movie. I thought the two would split up when that relationship started buzzing.
Kate Bosworth/Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow
July 19, 2013
This A list mostly movie actor who is getting serious buzz as a sort of television actor was out celebrating last night when he went into a rant about how ugly his waiter was and called the manager over to tell him how ugly the waiter was and that our actor was never coming in again unless he got a different waiter. Preferably someone young and hot and attentive.
Kevin Spacey
July 22, 2013
This still A + list comedian who has gone through periods of wanting to get away from it all loves to spend an afternoon on the dining patio of this popular LA hotel. While his fellow patrons light up a cigar, our actor chain smokes joints. If someone complains, he goes across the street, smokes it and comes back, but that gets tiring.
Dave Chapelle
July 22, 2013
This B-/C+ list actress who has a very famous name is being written out of a star role on a very popular almost network show because no one can stand her diva behavior. She thinks she is the big star and that she can't be replaced and acts like that to everyone. Apparently she can be replaced though because they rewrote everything to get rid of her. Huh. Must run in the family.
Katie Cassidy
July 22, 2013
This Academy Award winning actress who has been long forgotten as a winner despite her continued B- list mostly movie actress status was so hammered for a magazine photo shoot that the magazine had to reschedule for a different month. They did so and our actress turned up even more drunk. One more time they rescheduled and our actress managed to stay upright long enough for them to finish the shoot.
Marisa Tomei
July 22, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor has been in this space for being difficult. He is a great comic actor but his people skills suck. Even if he is standing right next to someone he will not speak to them directly unless he feels they are his equal. The only people he considers his equals are fellow actors who make as much as him or the director of his movie. There are times where he does not even speak to his wife directly but makes his assistant speak to her. He is in the top 5 most difficult actors to work with.
Ben Stiller
July 22, 2013
This former B list mostly movie actress who does not do much other than online wig ordering spent three hours riding in circles through NYC over the weekend waiting to meet up with her drug dealer. By the time he arrived, our actress had built up such a crowd of bystanders that the dealer fled.
Amanda Bynes
July 22, 2013
This offspring of A list actors has run away from home three times in the past year because the A list mom in the family is pressuring the offspring to work as much as possible and wants her to become the most famous face in the world. The offspring has had enough and wants to quit. Wants to be a kid.
Willow Smith
July 22, 2013
This A list reality star/host/ former really bad actor had no intentions of settling down but found a woman who was willing to not only put up with his cheating, but the first woman who did not look at him funny when he wanted her to wear a device and do something to him which most women frowned upon. he used to have to pay for it, and now he gets it for free.
Mario Lopez
July 22, 2013
Have you ever seen the movie One Crazy Summer? I like it. It is one of the more bizarre movies of John Cusack's career but kind of fit in with the whole Better Off Dead vibe he was working at that point. It was one of the more bizarre appearances from Demi Moore ever. You just don't expect her to be in that movie. Anyway, the headline made me think of the movie. A few years ago now, this A list celebrity.singer was at a party with this B- list celebrity/reality star who is married to a B list mostly television actor. Got the players? Good. Speaking of players, our A lister confessed that she had always wanted to be a hooker for a night or two just to see what it was like. Everyone thought she said it as a joke, but apparently she was serious and the B list actor decided to set things up for the A lister and one night almost four years ago now, our singer became a hooker. This was not some escort thing where she went high class. This was low brow, street walking at its finest with a wig and an outfit that would blow you away. She charged street prices and acted just like any other woman on the stroll that night. The only difference was that she was watched over to make sure nothing happened to her and that she would not get busted by the police. There were always three or four people watching her. She worked from about 8pm to 6 the next morning and made a few hundred bucks which she gave to other women on the street. No one recognized her and she said it made her a better person. Not sure how. Oh, and this will be revealed.
Rihanna/Coco/Ice-T
July 23, 2013
This former A list reality star turned B- list celebrity turned B+ reality star got bodyguard envy this week. Despite no one recognizing her where she is, and not one person asking for a photo or coming up to her for an autograph, and only the very rare pap even bothering, our reality star decided she needed bodyguards. So, she now has two shadowing her for the rest of her vacation. She also wanted to fit in with the other celebrities she saw who had them.
Nicole Richie
July 23, 2013
"There was this period of several weeks where I had to be home at a certain time and ready to go out. Not for a red carpet, but to go exercise with him. In public. Everyday. He had made arrangements with some photographers to capture us being together. He would try and hold my hand while jogging. It was all ridiculous. He would look at what I was going to wear and it had to match what he was wearing. Not identically, but the style. If he was wearing a worn out pair of shorts, then I was supposed to also look like I was wearing things I had for years. He would spend hours obsessing over each of these details. Should I wear headphones? Should he? Should we wear the same ones? What color? Those were a very long three weeks. Hours and hours preparing for a two minute jog around the block and then to the back of the building and up just so it would look like we had the perfect marriage." Outtake of an interview this former B+ list mostly movie actress and now a C with still A+ list name recognition gave about her actor ex-husband.
Katie Holmes about Tom Cruise
July 23, 2013
This horrible mother of a former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C+ with A list name recognition once crashed her daughter's sex party. Her daughter was having sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who deserves to be about a C with his talent and the mom wanted to be part of the action. Not with the daughter, because even she is not that creepy, but wanted the A+ lister to alternate so to speak. He refused. He also left.
Dina Lohan/Lindsay Lohan/Gerard Butler
July 23, 2013
In the past I have written about some television shows that were high profile and the incidents that happened on set. Most of those shows did not have the run this show did. Most shows did not have the stars this show did. Most of those other shows did not have stars who are still huge stars. This show was on the air a long time. The blind takes place as the show was in its final season of production. Everyone was making lots of money and everyone had their own little place on the show. There was the male lead. He was a nobody before the show started and was a nobody after the show ended until he struck gold again. Two hit shows in a lifetime is pretty good for this actor. He was married while he was on the show, but that did not stop him from having sex with whatever guests were willing to have sex with him. He and one of the other male stars of the show made a deal. The younger star would get to have sex with everyone under the age of 25, and the older star took the women that were over 25. It worked out great for them. They never fought about anyone. They simply asked women how old they were at the beginning of the week, and acted accordingly. The younger actor also had a girlfriend at the time, but she only counted when the actor was away from work. He has not really done anything since the end of the show and is the only main cast member to not do well since the show ended. One of the female regulars on the show clashed a lot with the male lead I mentioned earlier. It was awful. They hated each other. There was a time during the final season where the cast was debating whether to come back for another season. It would involve pay cuts. Our male lead was with the female lead who has also been blessed with two huge television shows in her career and they came up with a plan to rid themselves of the female regular they both hated and eliminate her salary and then they would not have to take a pay cut. The regular had heard every word because the actors had forgotten they were wearing live microphones. Another female lead on the show has had a stellar career and probably is the most well known of all the cast. At the time she was still in her teens who was followed around by her boyfriend everyday. One day, the actress showed up for her 20 hour workweek at 10:30 in the morning after her regular three day weekend. She was met at her car by a production assistant who was on hour 5 of his day and about hour 80 of his work week and the actress sat down in the golf cart and sighed. The assistant asked what was wrong and the actress said work sucked and that she was just so tired of working and the long hours, but the production assistant would just not understand. Uh huh. Oh, as a final crew gift to everyone who worked on the show, the cast, who was making a combined $2M a week, gave out a gift that cost them $50 each. Nice. This will be revealed.
Show: "Married With Children"
Older Male Lead: Ed O'Neill ("Modern Family")
Younger Male Lead: Ted McGinley
Female regular that clashed: Amanda Bearse
Female Lead: Katey Sagal ("8 Simples Rules" or "Sons of Anarchy")
Brat: Christina Applegate
July 25, 2013
For some reason yesterday the internet decided that Blake Lively was pregnant. I don't know if she ate something and there was a photo of her or Ryan Reynolds was trying to get the focus off his two huge box office bombs or what, but the story was out there. Her publicist (who jut happens to be Ryan's and who Ryan pays for) said that Blake is not pregnant. I don't expect Blake to get pregnant unless there is a time and a place where mirrors stop to exist. The two of them combined must spend hours looking into mirrors. I don't think either of them could stop looking at themselves long enough to have sex with each other. I know Ryan said he wanted to have a bunch of kids with Blake but he also said the same thing about Alanis and Scarlett and look how that turned out. The only time Ryan has ever been serious about kids is when this A+ list mostly movie actress asked him if he would be willing to donate sperm to her. He said no. They have not spoken since.
Sandra Bullock
July 25, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer/former tweener and sometime B- list actress was at an event this week. She made it very very clear that she would walk out from the event if anyone tried to speak to her other than the two people designated by the event to do so. She also said she would not be signing anything and if any of her fans touched her she would also walk out the door. She also said someone needed to walk behind her at all times with a water bottle and to have it refreshed after it fell below 3/4 full. Yeah. Well, she learned attitude from the best.
Selena Gomez
July 26, 2013
This former B list mostly movie actress was going to be the next big thing at one point. A bunch of movies in a row. Kind of reminds me of Kirsten Dunst, but without the booze and need to have a string of rock star boyfriends. Anyway, she now does mostly television. Probably B- list. Anyway, two nights ago she and some guy she had just picked up at a club decided to have sex in a cab on the way to his place. Full on sex. They managed to finish before arriving at his place, so she just said good night, and went home. Where is Taxicab Confessions when you need it?
Julia Stiles
July 26, 2013
This actress is C- list. Mostly movies. She is related to a B- list actress who will join her relative in the C range very quickly since her show ended and can't get work. Anyway, the current C lister is about to get a few roles because she filmed herself and this almost A list mostly movie actress having sex. Apparently it is very hot. The almost A lister is out so that is not the big deal. It is who she is dating now. He does not want a scandal and is throwing parts the C lister's way.
Angel McCord/AnnaLynne McCord/Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
July 27, 2013
This A list singer/former A list tweener made five women stand naked in his hotel room before they were allowed to talk to him. While they were standing there they were talked about and leered at. There were more women originally but some gave up and one was pulled out of the lineup because one of the guys there wanted to have sex with her and another two were kicked out for being too fat. This will be revealed.
Justin Bieber
July 27, 2013
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit, long running, network show has finally walked away from her husband. At least this time it has been a week. He cheats constantly and is at it from the time his wife leaves for work until she gets home. He then goes out at night, leaves her with the child(ren) and hooks up with whoever he has met online that day. He promises the women that he can make them a star. He then has sex with them and rarely calls them again.
Ellen Pompeo (Obviously she took him back again and will keep doing so. Not sure why.)
July 29, 2013
This husband of a B+ talk show host is back to his old ways. Wasn't that him with a 20 something old woman sitting on his lap making out with him in the back room of a restaurant while his amazing wife was out for the night?
Rachael Ray
July 29, 2013
This A list Broadway star and C+ list television and movie actor has always been good looking. He has also always been heavily into drugs and booze. He is sober now. He also cheated on his long term boyfriend with a very young man he met in AA meetings. To be with his new love, he left his boyfriend behind in New York and has moved in with his new younger boyfriend in West Hollywood. New tattoos and a new mustache complete the mid-life crisis look and act.
Cheyenne Jackson
July 29, 2013
This drummer of a three person band who is one of the top bands of all-time has more money than he could ever spend. Did he spend it on his nephew when his nephew was dying of leukemia? Nope. Not one penny. He wanted nothing to do with it or death and told his sister that he was not going to help her or his nephew. The nephew died. Think about that when he is out promoting a new record.
Frank Wright/Green Day
July 29, 2013
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now lucky to be a B-/C+ has always made the most news for herself when cheating with married men. She is at it again and even though she was away on a vacation with her family, her married boyfriend flew in and they spent one night together when she told everyone she needed a night to herself.
Sienna Miller
July 29, 2013
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was at a party this past week. Apparently the host of the party had red wine which our actress loves. What our actress did not love was the fact that she recognized that the bottles were only about $20 a bottle. The host spent what she could afford. The actress sent someone to go buy two cases of wine that averaged about $250 a bottle and presented them to the hostess and said, "Here you go. Serve this instead. It is either this or I will leave. I can't drink the stuff you put out."
Gwyneth Paltrow
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This late night talk show host has been in touch with his ex way way more than he has let on to his current significant other. Way more. Did I say way more, because I think the current significant other would be shocked at the amount of contact.
Jimmy Kimmel/Sarah Silverman
July 9, 2013
This A list mostly movie actor was found two nights ago by his significant other in a park at 2 am while he was waiting to meet his dealer. He was supposed to be clean. Explosive fight between actor and significant other.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
July 19, 2013
This former A list tweener who is in this space frequently picked up two women and made them have sex with each other in front of our former tweener and his friends as a condition to being with him. They agreed and were filmed the entire time. There is some question whether one of them is over 18. Neither ended up having sex with the tweener who passed them off to his friends while he watched.
Justin Bieber
July 19, 2013
This former A list celebrity/singer who is now a B+ in his new gig does not seem to have learned his lesson and had sex on the beach with someone who was not his wife. Oh, and not his baby mama. Oh, and not his current mistress.
Liam Gallagher
July 19, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer made her dancers and backup singers strip to nothing because she said that a bunch of coke was missing and that one of them must have taken it. There they were, all of them in a group naked while she quizzed them and went through their clothes. After two hours, her assistant showed up and reminded the singer that the singer had used it all earlier.
Rihanna
July 19, 2013
This former A list athlete who is still an A list celebrity, is trying to make a comeback. He is also trying to doge a lawsuit involving one of his businesses. A man ended up with two broken legs at the celebrity's gym, due to faulty equipment. The staff kicked the man out and made him walk to the doctor. In response, the athlete said wasn't concerned and only cares about making sure he gets paid and that the guy was probably faking his injuries to get money from the athlete.
Alex Rodriguez
July 19, 2013
This former B list reality star who is still a B list celebrity and who has had some awful taste in celebrity boyfriends might not be so innocent when it comes to her most recent breakup. She said it was he who cheated and he did. What she conveniently forgot to mention were the three or four nights in the final month of the relationship that she spent at the house of her ex, the former A list rocker who is still big with the 80's & 90's crowd.
Kat Von D/Deadmau5/Nikki Sixx
July 19, 2013
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a B- list mostly movie actress headed to a C says that she once orally serviced this A+ list celebrity/singer while he watched his A list mostly movie actress wife in a movie. I thought the two would split up when that relationship started buzzing.
Kate Bosworth/Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow
July 19, 2013
This A list mostly movie actor who is getting serious buzz as a sort of television actor was out celebrating last night when he went into a rant about how ugly his waiter was and called the manager over to tell him how ugly the waiter was and that our actor was never coming in again unless he got a different waiter. Preferably someone young and hot and attentive.
Kevin Spacey
July 22, 2013
This still A + list comedian who has gone through periods of wanting to get away from it all loves to spend an afternoon on the dining patio of this popular LA hotel. While his fellow patrons light up a cigar, our actor chain smokes joints. If someone complains, he goes across the street, smokes it and comes back, but that gets tiring.
Dave Chapelle
July 22, 2013
This B-/C+ list actress who has a very famous name is being written out of a star role on a very popular almost network show because no one can stand her diva behavior. She thinks she is the big star and that she can't be replaced and acts like that to everyone. Apparently she can be replaced though because they rewrote everything to get rid of her. Huh. Must run in the family.
Katie Cassidy
July 22, 2013
This Academy Award winning actress who has been long forgotten as a winner despite her continued B- list mostly movie actress status was so hammered for a magazine photo shoot that the magazine had to reschedule for a different month. They did so and our actress turned up even more drunk. One more time they rescheduled and our actress managed to stay upright long enough for them to finish the shoot.
Marisa Tomei
July 22, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor has been in this space for being difficult. He is a great comic actor but his people skills suck. Even if he is standing right next to someone he will not speak to them directly unless he feels they are his equal. The only people he considers his equals are fellow actors who make as much as him or the director of his movie. There are times where he does not even speak to his wife directly but makes his assistant speak to her. He is in the top 5 most difficult actors to work with.
Ben Stiller
July 22, 2013
This former B list mostly movie actress who does not do much other than online wig ordering spent three hours riding in circles through NYC over the weekend waiting to meet up with her drug dealer. By the time he arrived, our actress had built up such a crowd of bystanders that the dealer fled.
Amanda Bynes
July 22, 2013
This offspring of A list actors has run away from home three times in the past year because the A list mom in the family is pressuring the offspring to work as much as possible and wants her to become the most famous face in the world. The offspring has had enough and wants to quit. Wants to be a kid.
Willow Smith
July 22, 2013
This A list reality star/host/ former really bad actor had no intentions of settling down but found a woman who was willing to not only put up with his cheating, but the first woman who did not look at him funny when he wanted her to wear a device and do something to him which most women frowned upon. he used to have to pay for it, and now he gets it for free.
Mario Lopez
July 22, 2013
Have you ever seen the movie One Crazy Summer? I like it. It is one of the more bizarre movies of John Cusack's career but kind of fit in with the whole Better Off Dead vibe he was working at that point. It was one of the more bizarre appearances from Demi Moore ever. You just don't expect her to be in that movie. Anyway, the headline made me think of the movie. A few years ago now, this A list celebrity.singer was at a party with this B- list celebrity/reality star who is married to a B list mostly television actor. Got the players? Good. Speaking of players, our A lister confessed that she had always wanted to be a hooker for a night or two just to see what it was like. Everyone thought she said it as a joke, but apparently she was serious and the B list actor decided to set things up for the A lister and one night almost four years ago now, our singer became a hooker. This was not some escort thing where she went high class. This was low brow, street walking at its finest with a wig and an outfit that would blow you away. She charged street prices and acted just like any other woman on the stroll that night. The only difference was that she was watched over to make sure nothing happened to her and that she would not get busted by the police. There were always three or four people watching her. She worked from about 8pm to 6 the next morning and made a few hundred bucks which she gave to other women on the street. No one recognized her and she said it made her a better person. Not sure how. Oh, and this will be revealed.
Rihanna/Coco/Ice-T
July 23, 2013
This former A list reality star turned B- list celebrity turned B+ reality star got bodyguard envy this week. Despite no one recognizing her where she is, and not one person asking for a photo or coming up to her for an autograph, and only the very rare pap even bothering, our reality star decided she needed bodyguards. So, she now has two shadowing her for the rest of her vacation. She also wanted to fit in with the other celebrities she saw who had them.
Nicole Richie
July 23, 2013
"There was this period of several weeks where I had to be home at a certain time and ready to go out. Not for a red carpet, but to go exercise with him. In public. Everyday. He had made arrangements with some photographers to capture us being together. He would try and hold my hand while jogging. It was all ridiculous. He would look at what I was going to wear and it had to match what he was wearing. Not identically, but the style. If he was wearing a worn out pair of shorts, then I was supposed to also look like I was wearing things I had for years. He would spend hours obsessing over each of these details. Should I wear headphones? Should he? Should we wear the same ones? What color? Those were a very long three weeks. Hours and hours preparing for a two minute jog around the block and then to the back of the building and up just so it would look like we had the perfect marriage." Outtake of an interview this former B+ list mostly movie actress and now a C with still A+ list name recognition gave about her actor ex-husband.
Katie Holmes about Tom Cruise
July 23, 2013
This horrible mother of a former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C+ with A list name recognition once crashed her daughter's sex party. Her daughter was having sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who deserves to be about a C with his talent and the mom wanted to be part of the action. Not with the daughter, because even she is not that creepy, but wanted the A+ lister to alternate so to speak. He refused. He also left.
Dina Lohan/Lindsay Lohan/Gerard Butler
July 23, 2013
In the past I have written about some television shows that were high profile and the incidents that happened on set. Most of those shows did not have the run this show did. Most shows did not have the stars this show did. Most of those other shows did not have stars who are still huge stars. This show was on the air a long time. The blind takes place as the show was in its final season of production. Everyone was making lots of money and everyone had their own little place on the show. There was the male lead. He was a nobody before the show started and was a nobody after the show ended until he struck gold again. Two hit shows in a lifetime is pretty good for this actor. He was married while he was on the show, but that did not stop him from having sex with whatever guests were willing to have sex with him. He and one of the other male stars of the show made a deal. The younger star would get to have sex with everyone under the age of 25, and the older star took the women that were over 25. It worked out great for them. They never fought about anyone. They simply asked women how old they were at the beginning of the week, and acted accordingly. The younger actor also had a girlfriend at the time, but she only counted when the actor was away from work. He has not really done anything since the end of the show and is the only main cast member to not do well since the show ended. One of the female regulars on the show clashed a lot with the male lead I mentioned earlier. It was awful. They hated each other. There was a time during the final season where the cast was debating whether to come back for another season. It would involve pay cuts. Our male lead was with the female lead who has also been blessed with two huge television shows in her career and they came up with a plan to rid themselves of the female regular they both hated and eliminate her salary and then they would not have to take a pay cut. The regular had heard every word because the actors had forgotten they were wearing live microphones. Another female lead on the show has had a stellar career and probably is the most well known of all the cast. At the time she was still in her teens who was followed around by her boyfriend everyday. One day, the actress showed up for her 20 hour workweek at 10:30 in the morning after her regular three day weekend. She was met at her car by a production assistant who was on hour 5 of his day and about hour 80 of his work week and the actress sat down in the golf cart and sighed. The assistant asked what was wrong and the actress said work sucked and that she was just so tired of working and the long hours, but the production assistant would just not understand. Uh huh. Oh, as a final crew gift to everyone who worked on the show, the cast, who was making a combined $2M a week, gave out a gift that cost them $50 each. Nice. This will be revealed.
Show: "Married With Children"
Older Male Lead: Ed O'Neill ("Modern Family")
Younger Male Lead: Ted McGinley
Female regular that clashed: Amanda Bearse
Female Lead: Katey Sagal ("8 Simples Rules" or "Sons of Anarchy")
Brat: Christina Applegate
July 25, 2013
For some reason yesterday the internet decided that Blake Lively was pregnant. I don't know if she ate something and there was a photo of her or Ryan Reynolds was trying to get the focus off his two huge box office bombs or what, but the story was out there. Her publicist (who jut happens to be Ryan's and who Ryan pays for) said that Blake is not pregnant. I don't expect Blake to get pregnant unless there is a time and a place where mirrors stop to exist. The two of them combined must spend hours looking into mirrors. I don't think either of them could stop looking at themselves long enough to have sex with each other. I know Ryan said he wanted to have a bunch of kids with Blake but he also said the same thing about Alanis and Scarlett and look how that turned out. The only time Ryan has ever been serious about kids is when this A+ list mostly movie actress asked him if he would be willing to donate sperm to her. He said no. They have not spoken since.
Sandra Bullock
July 25, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer/former tweener and sometime B- list actress was at an event this week. She made it very very clear that she would walk out from the event if anyone tried to speak to her other than the two people designated by the event to do so. She also said she would not be signing anything and if any of her fans touched her she would also walk out the door. She also said someone needed to walk behind her at all times with a water bottle and to have it refreshed after it fell below 3/4 full. Yeah. Well, she learned attitude from the best.
Selena Gomez
July 26, 2013
This former B list mostly movie actress was going to be the next big thing at one point. A bunch of movies in a row. Kind of reminds me of Kirsten Dunst, but without the booze and need to have a string of rock star boyfriends. Anyway, she now does mostly television. Probably B- list. Anyway, two nights ago she and some guy she had just picked up at a club decided to have sex in a cab on the way to his place. Full on sex. They managed to finish before arriving at his place, so she just said good night, and went home. Where is Taxicab Confessions when you need it?
Julia Stiles
July 26, 2013
This actress is C- list. Mostly movies. She is related to a B- list actress who will join her relative in the C range very quickly since her show ended and can't get work. Anyway, the current C lister is about to get a few roles because she filmed herself and this almost A list mostly movie actress having sex. Apparently it is very hot. The almost A lister is out so that is not the big deal. It is who she is dating now. He does not want a scandal and is throwing parts the C lister's way.
Angel McCord/AnnaLynne McCord/Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
July 27, 2013
This A list singer/former A list tweener made five women stand naked in his hotel room before they were allowed to talk to him. While they were standing there they were talked about and leered at. There were more women originally but some gave up and one was pulled out of the lineup because one of the guys there wanted to have sex with her and another two were kicked out for being too fat. This will be revealed.
Justin Bieber
July 27, 2013
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit, long running, network show has finally walked away from her husband. At least this time it has been a week. He cheats constantly and is at it from the time his wife leaves for work until she gets home. He then goes out at night, leaves her with the child(ren) and hooks up with whoever he has met online that day. He promises the women that he can make them a star. He then has sex with them and rarely calls them again.
Ellen Pompeo (Obviously she took him back again and will keep doing so. Not sure why.)
July 29, 2013
This husband of a B+ talk show host is back to his old ways. Wasn't that him with a 20 something old woman sitting on his lap making out with him in the back room of a restaurant while his amazing wife was out for the night?
Rachael Ray
July 29, 2013
This A list Broadway star and C+ list television and movie actor has always been good looking. He has also always been heavily into drugs and booze. He is sober now. He also cheated on his long term boyfriend with a very young man he met in AA meetings. To be with his new love, he left his boyfriend behind in New York and has moved in with his new younger boyfriend in West Hollywood. New tattoos and a new mustache complete the mid-life crisis look and act.
Cheyenne Jackson
July 29, 2013
This drummer of a three person band who is one of the top bands of all-time has more money than he could ever spend. Did he spend it on his nephew when his nephew was dying of leukemia? Nope. Not one penny. He wanted nothing to do with it or death and told his sister that he was not going to help her or his nephew. The nephew died. Think about that when he is out promoting a new record.
Frank Wright/Green Day
July 29, 2013
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now lucky to be a B-/C+ has always made the most news for herself when cheating with married men. She is at it again and even though she was away on a vacation with her family, her married boyfriend flew in and they spent one night together when she told everyone she needed a night to herself.
Sienna Miller
July 29, 2013
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was at a party this past week. Apparently the host of the party had red wine which our actress loves. What our actress did not love was the fact that she recognized that the bottles were only about $20 a bottle. The host spent what she could afford. The actress sent someone to go buy two cases of wine that averaged about $250 a bottle and presented them to the hostess and said, "Here you go. Serve this instead. It is either this or I will leave. I can't drink the stuff you put out."
Gwyneth Paltrow
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