Cindy Crawford may be able to bare all in Playboy, but there are some things
even the perfectly built beauty is afraid to do. The moled model says she
admires the fact that Jennifer Lopez has been able to turn her prominent rear
end into a very sexy asset.
"I don't know if I would have the guts to walk around with that butt," Crawford
tells Self magazine. "Is it cultural, or what was she given in self-confidence
that I wasn't?"
And Crawford, who will soon launch her very own Web site (full access to
Cindy.com will cost you $39.95 a year), admits that she's still adjusting to
life online. "I just got a computer," she tells the mag. "All I've really done
so far is send and receive e-mail, but one night I tried to get into a chat
room. I felt like Beavis and Butt-head were the other people in the room.
Adds Crawford, "And then I thought, just what I need—another box that provides
dreck. Maybe because my job doesn't require any technical skills whatsoever, I
don't see the beauty of the Internet. It's so isolating."
You can isolate yourself on Cindy.com starting Nov. 16.
Sounds like Cindy thinks Jen's butt is a *bad* thing, which it definitely is
*not*. Just another example of the supermodel mentality. They think the
world revolves around them. Sorry, but if I had to choose between the two,
Lopez would win hands down.
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I think you could set a Buick on that ass.
Julie
Really? Well how could I have missed that? Talk about your camera
angles. Is it that big? Is it bubble shaped? Does it look firm or just
bulky? In the language of the street: Does this baby got back??
Jennifer Lopez has her butt and a couple of others in there too. They hide her
butt alot on TV, but its a scary thing in person. (JMHO!)
I'd say it's cultural; lots of non-Caucasian women take pride in having big
bottoms (though not all of them). And as for the guy who said she said it's a
bad thing (not the message I got), didn't "Godzilla" amke it clear that size
doesn't always matter? Sure, Miss Lopez's butt is impressive but so what? I'd
still take Cindy even if she and Jen were the only women on Earth and Cindy
had a deadly disease. (Note to Sergeant Rock: To get an idea of what the fuss
is about, check out "Anaconda." Be warned - it's a piece of shit.)
> And Crawford, who will soon launch her very own Web site (full access to
> Cindy.com will cost you $39.95 a year), admits that she's still adjusting to
> life online. "I just got a computer," she tells the mag. "All I've really done
> so far is send and receive e-mail, but one night I tried to get into a chat
> room. I felt like Beavis and Butt-head were the other people in the room.
>
> Adds Crawford, "And then I thought, just what I need—another box that provides
> dreck. Maybe because my job doesn't require any technical skills whatsoever, I
> don't see the beauty of the Internet. It's so isolating."
Hmmm... well, one of the beauties of the Internet IS that it's isolating -
just perfect for sad loners like myself. Plus it's fun.
Victor
> You can isolate yourself on Cindy.com starting Nov. 16.
I'll be there...
>Jennifer Lopez has her butt and a couple of others in there too. They hide
>her
>butt alot on TV, but its a scary thing in person. (JMHO!)
See, and I think she has a pretty sexy butt...it's nice to see a girl that
isn't stick thin proud of her body --and I think she carries that booty well!
But of couurse, I'm a girl, so I think we need a guy or two to weigh in here
with their opinions...
BTW, I read in Spin that she showed Marky Mark her (as my 4 year old would say)
"noonie butt" in the bathroom at the MTV Video Awards...
Angela
"Reason had harnessed the tame
Holding the sky in their arms
Gravity pulls me down"
R.E.M.
That's just the kind of comment that will keep CC in a downward spiral of low
self-confidence. How's a girl supposed to get in touch with her inner
big-butt with all this carping? -- Meg
Billie
Billie
~I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.~
Okay, I'm a guy. Her butt is amazing! Yum.
LOL!......... Still LOL!.......... Still LOL!
> What a fucking bitch! And with her fat ass, she shouldn't talk!
Are you for REAL? They don't pay 'fat asses' millions of dollars a year
to be swimsuit models, hon! I can't believe you actually said this....
Maybe something got lost in the quote. What OTHER celeb models do you
think have a 'fat ass'?
Snarky Spice wrote:
> On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 20:00:44 GMT, Sergeant^Ro...@randori.com testified
> the following to Kenneth Starr's Grand Jury:
>
> >Snarky Spice wrote re: Cindy:
> >
> >> What a fucking bitch! And with her fat ass, she shouldn't talk!
> >
> >Are you for REAL? They don't pay 'fat asses' millions of dollars a year
> >to be swimsuit models, hon! I can't believe you actually said this....
> >
>
> Have you ever seen Cindy from behind? She's packing a bootie there
> herself. A few years ago, I read somewhere that she was paranoid about
> people looking at her ass and said that she overheard a couple of guys
> at the gym dissing her ass. In any event, what she said was
> gratuitously bitchy.
Didn't she freak out when getting out of a pool? I think there was an item about her a year or so ago.
She was getting out of a pool and had her boy friend bring her a towel so that no one could look at her
ass.
Puzz
forget her butt , I don't think shes that pretty as she thinks she is anyway
frank
I agree with the fact that she probably shouldn't have said anything
publicly. But I fail to see how this is different from celebrities
speaking out on politics for instance. She got an opinion and she's
entitled to it. Still, it was senseless.
Butt on the subject of CC's ass size. You MUST be joking......
In article <36429205...@aol.com>,
puz...@aol.com wrote:
>
>
> Snarky Spice wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 20:00:44 GMT, Sergeant^Ro...@randori.com testified
> > the following to Kenneth Starr's Grand Jury:
> >
> > >Snarky Spice wrote re: Cindy:
> > >
> > >> What a fucking bitch! And with her fat ass, she shouldn't talk!
> > >
> > >Are you for REAL? They don't pay 'fat asses' millions of dollars a year
> > >to be swimsuit models, hon! I can't believe you actually said this....
> > >
> >
> > Have you ever seen Cindy from behind? She's packing a bootie there
> > herself. A few years ago, I read somewhere that she was paranoid about
> > people looking at her ass and said that she overheard a couple of guys
> > at the gym dissing her ass. In any event, what she said was
> > gratuitously bitchy.
>
> Didn't she freak out when getting out of a pool? I think there was an item
about her a year or so ago.
> She was getting out of a pool and had her boy friend bring her a towel so that
no one could look at her
> ass.
>
> Puzz
>
>
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ss016...@aol.com (SS01675328) wrote:
> >Subject: Re: Cindy Crawford amazed by Jennifer Lopez's butt
> >From: Puzzla <puz...@aol.com>
> >Date: 11/6/98 12:07 AM Central Standard Time
> >Message-id: <36429205...@aol.com>
> >
> >
> >
> >Snarky Spice wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 05 Nov 1998 20:00:44 GMT, Sergeant^Ro...@randori.com testified
> >> the following to Kenneth Starr's Grand Jury:
> >>
> >> >Snarky Spice wrote re: Cindy:
> >> >
> >> >> What a fucking bitch! And with her fat ass, she shouldn't talk!
> >> >
> >> >Are you for REAL? They don't pay 'fat asses' millions of dollars a year
> >> >to be swimsuit models, hon! I can't believe you actually said this....
> >> >
> >>
> >> Have you ever seen Cindy from behind? She's packing a bootie there
> >> herself. A few years ago, I read somewhere that she was paranoid about
> >> people looking at her ass and said that she overheard a couple of guys
> >> at the gym dissing her ass. In any event, what she said was
> >> gratuitously bitchy.
> >
> >Didn't she freak out when getting out of a pool? I think there was an item
> >about her a year or so ago.
> >She was getting out of a pool and had her boy friend bring her a towel so
> >that no one could look at her
> >ass.
> >
> >Puzz
>
> forget her butt , I don't think shes that pretty as she thinks she is anyway
>
> frank
>
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He/she/it can moan about Cindy all he/she/it likes, but Jennifer Lopez can
still go to hell for all I care. As for their butt sizes, SO FUCKING WHAT??!??
>"I don't know if I would have the guts to walk around with that butt,"
>Crawford
>tells Self magazine. "Is it cultural, or what was she given in
self->confidence
>that I wasn't?"
Damn, there goes that intelligence again.
KS
Sergeant^Ro...@randori.com wrote:
> Snarky Spice wrote:
>
> > She herself has talked about her paranoia regarding her fat ass.
>
> Being paranoid about having a fat ass is different than actually
> *having* a fat ass. Maybe the paranoia keeps it small....
>
> Geez, EVERY female is *paranoid* about the size of her ass.
WRONG!! I could give a rats ass about my ass. What sends me into a tizzy
are my mothers thighs. I've got my mothers thighs! I suppose it could be
worse. I could have inherited my fathers thighs. yuck!
Puzz
> She herself has talked about her paranoia regarding her fat ass.
Being paranoid about having a fat ass is different than actually
*having* a fat ass. Maybe the paranoia keeps it small....
Geez, EVERY female is *paranoid* about the size of her ass. And just for
the (male) record, the statement "Do this outfit make my ass look big?"
should replace "Close Cover Before Striking" as the most common sentence
in the english language.......
The feeling is mutual. Just kidding now.... ;-)
>> She herself has talked about her paranoia regarding her fat ass.
>
Jeeze, reading this comments makes me think of Cartman from South Park. :P
Suni (AKA Suni Spice, keeper of Danny Elfman and knower of stupid trivia)
The band sounded like a bunch of child prodigies running wild on acid in Danny
Elfman's home studio.
all you have to do is take some yoga....that will teach you how to
cock that ass on back.... men as well as women....
yoga helps you stretch those back muscles so you are able to
'project a good image'..... yeowch!!!!
can't really believe that cindy said what she did as she was getting
ready to launch her site.....the $39.95 is probably worth it....
but 'dreck'.... some might read what she said and decide her site is
only 'dreck'....and we know that is not true for cindy.... I love ya honey!
thanks billie...
i think its called"oh my is that what my butt looks like..liposuction?"
frank
>>Subject: Re: Cindy Crawford amazed by Jennifer Lopez's FAKE butt
>>From: om...@webtv.net (Zecret)
>>Date: 11/18/98 4:52 PM Central Standard Time
>>Message-id: <20439-36...@newsd-164.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
>>
>>Selena was the one who had the famous sexy large butt. After plalying
>>Selena, Jennifer is getting all this "butt" publicity.
>>Jennifer Lopez is a Selena rip off.
>>Jennifer's natural butt is NOT amazing. Jennifer tries to make her butt
>>look like Selena's.
May I point out that Selena doesn't have a butt anymore. She's dead. Jennifer
Lopez, on the other hand, is still alive and has a very fine caboose, amazing
as it may or may not be to some of you Teeming Masses.
Scott
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/future_plumpers/cindy_crawford/cindyfp.
html
I can definitely see her letting herself go.
I must admit to being clueless about this butt biz. I haven't seen or
noticed anything about JL's butt size. I have had people tell me it's
the size of a medicine ball but there must be some clever camera angle
usage cause I don't see it being that BIG of a deal....and I think
Cindy's little pie plate size tight ass is soooo perfect.
Can someone post a small pic of JL's ass? I must be missing something
here.
To paraphrase Mandy Rice Davies - well, you would, wouldn't you?
there goes that "beautiful ass" of hers lol
frank...move over jennifer
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