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What's Up with Jennifer Aniston's Chin?

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Wee Bit Strange

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Nov 28, 2002, 3:59:00 AM11/28/02
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I watched an old re-run of "Friends" the other day. I don't know how
old it was. Marcel was shooting the "Outbreak" movie and Rachel had
the Rachel haircut.

Jennifer Aniston was cute. I forgot how cute she used to be. Her face
was heart-shaped and she actually had tits.

Now, she has this enormous Jay Leno chin. Every time I see her, it's
getting longer and longer. I'm not being sarcastic -- is there
something physically wrong with her? There's some disease that makes
chins grow (Abe Lincoln supposedly had it) or is it all attributed to
her (unnecessary) weight loss?

She needs to put on that 20 pounds or, in the words of my mother, "go
to a plastic surgeon and have the bone whittled down". It's HORRIFIC!

--Amy

DonkaDonk

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Nov 28, 2002, 5:19:00 AM11/28/02
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Same chin, her features are just getting more prominent with age as most
people's do, and the process is exacerbated (in the extreme) by her decision
to trim every apparent ounce of fat from her body. I've noticed in reruns
how attractive she actually was 'back then' compared to now as well, it's
really surprising.


mikes wife

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Nov 28, 2002, 5:25:44 PM11/28/02
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Maybe she smokes alot and her features are getting drawn..

FC

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Nov 28, 2002, 5:45:52 PM11/28/02
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"I watched an old re-run of "Friends" the other day. I don't know how old it
was. Marcel was shooting the "Outbreak" movie and Rachel had the Rachel
haircut. Jennifer Aniston was cute. I forgot how cute she used to be. Her
face was heart-shaped and she actually had tits.

They had a retrospective of Friends on ET recently, and she did look
cute. She had a much softer look than she does today. Skin, face, jaw, hair,
even attitude.

"Now, she has this enormous Jay Leno chin. Every time I see her, it's
getting longer and longer. I'm not being sarcastic -- is there something
physically wrong with her? There's some disease that makes chins grow (Abe
Lincoln supposedly had it) or is it all attributed to her (unnecessary)
weight loss?

What disease is that?

"She needs to put on that 20 pounds or, in the words of my mother, 'go to a

plastic surgeon and have the bone whittled down.' It's HORRIFIC!"

She is not going to put on 20 lbs. And plastic surgery is not likely to
happen. It's not just her chin; it's her jaw. Plastic surgery usually
involves working on skin; removing bone is different.

It is true that when people age their features get more defined and
chins can become more prominent. It happened to my mother and I've seen it
with many others, too.

Jennifer Aniston has successfully distracted our attention from her chin
for a long time. She did this with her great hairstyles. When she started
out I noticed her hair (loved it) and her chin (hated it). Now I think her
hair is okay and don't mind her chin.

Jennifer is already obsessed about her weight; she does not need to be
obsessed about her chin as well, especially when she can't do anything about
it.

Christina Ricci's chin is as severe or more severe. Recently saw a
picture of her and was struck by her extreme features. She is odd in the way
she has the huge forehead but she will pull back her hair to "flaunt it."
Nicole Kidman has a large pale forehead, and she has also pulled back her
hair for an evening out. So not flattering!

A usenet post earlier this year seems to capture Ricci's large,
disproportionate head:

"She has a really odd-shaped face with the bulging dome forehead and
bug-eyes and pointed chin. Very alien-appearing."

"Ahh. But some think she's very beautiful. Strange. But to each his/her own.
I personally think what's strange about her is not necessarily the bug eyes,
pointed chin, and huge forehead but rather... have you ever noticed that her
forehead is bumpy? She has like two bulging somethings on each side of her
head and towards the middle. I'm not kidding. But she must be proud of it."

Too often when someone labels an actress beautiful, it is the result of
singling out one or two features, not the entire person. She has great
eyes... "she's beautiful." She has a great face... "she's beautiful."

Have you seen the Julia Louis-Dreyfus chin? Right up there with the rest
of them.

It is surprising when you look at actresses like Witherspoon,
Louis-Dreyfus, Aniston, and Ricci that they were not cut in the beginning.
But the extreme chins do not stop them from making millions, including, of
course, the most extreme of them all, Jay Leno, who incorporated his
outstanding facial feature into the title of his 1999 book, Leading With My
Chin.

Some of Hollywood's leading men did not have perfect chins. Have you
ever seen Cary Grant's chin? It looks as if there were two flaps of skin. I
guess you call it a "cleft chin."

Occasionally, features of actors are written into the script. Remember
Jason Alexander as George Costanza on Seinfeld being nailed for his bald
head? I don't recall, however, anyone forcing an actor to "take in on the
chin."

Three years ago, Nick Curtis wrote a newspaper article entitled: "Star
jaws, the Hollywood debate."

A friend, having worshipped at the altar of Shakespeare in Love, delivered
the following verdict on the saintly Gwyneth: "Very sexy. Lovely smile. No
chin, though."

Aha, I thought, the secret is out.

Lisa Kudrow has a "soft" jaw and Christina Ricci has proved an exception to
the mandible typecasting rule.

The casting of Hollywood babes is governed not by hair colour (blonde v
brunette) or body shape (voluptuary v beanpole), but by "the mandible
theory" of chin v mouth.

Actresses have been divided into two camps. There are the swooning violets,
played by gals whose faces slope unbroken into their necks, but who have
letterbox lips.

And there are the tough broads, who seem to be smuggling flat irons in their
lower jaws, but whose mouths look like shaving cuts.

The Eighties was the era of the chin. Just look at Sigourney Weaver and
Sharon Stone, the archetypal strong women of modern movies, who maintained a
firm set of an impressive jaw and a tight-lipped smirk, whether kicking
alien butt or forgetting their knickers.

Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon set their faces in firm, jutting masks in the
feminist fantasy Thelma and Louise.

Bridget Fonda coasted into a celluloid career, leading with the chin she
inherited from her granddad Henry, father Peter and auntie Jane.

Today, British actresses Minnie Driver and Claire Forlani carry the torch
forward in their teeth, so to speak.

The chinless wonders, on the other hand, tend to be softer, quieter and more
WASP-y.

Think of Gwyneth or the quintessential pouting, baby-faced babe, Alicia
Silverstone.

Melanie Griffith bucked the trend by offering a string of brainless, bimbo
roles despite possessing one of the most expansive jawlines ever to fill a
cinema screen.

Charlize Theron and Angelina Jolie each showed a weak profile beside Keanu
Reeves and Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate.

Lisa Kudrow has parlayed her sassy, kooky, but undeniable soft-featured
persona into a more successful film career than her stone-faced Friends
co-stars Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.

Chinless girls tend to be soft-spoken, needy or ditzy. Sometimes, like
Jennifer Tilly, they are all three.

There are exceptions to the mandible typecasting rule, of course.

Christina Ricci has cornered the market in strong, wicked jailbait roles
despite a cranial structure and a rosebud mouth apparently carved out of
blanc-mange.

And Melanie Griffith bucked the Eighties trend by offering a string of
brainless, breathy bimbo roles despite possessing one of the most expansive
jawlines ever to fill a cinema screen.

The grail of LA casting directors is the star who can appeal to both camps.
Not only does she exist, but her constantly escalating fees seem to suggest
that she realises the power of her physiognomy: she's got a chin like Mr
Punch and a mouth that looks as if it could easily accommodate both her
fists.

Her name is Julia Roberts, and she could be the crossover star of the lower
face -- an awesome thought to chew on.


Leonessa

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Nov 29, 2002, 1:19:53 AM11/29/02
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I haven't noticed anything with her chin. Plus, does it really
warrant such a lengthy post? Leave the poor girl alone.

"FC" <f...@fc.fc> wrote in message news:<A0xF9.213803$C8.5...@nnrp1.uunet.ca>...

GalTTLks2

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Nov 29, 2002, 4:06:08 AM11/29/02
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Both Jennifer and Brad have quit smoking, and on her part was to get pregnant
and see what happened Hmmmmm:)

Cara

>Jennifer Aniston's Chin?
>From: mrsmik...@c4.com (mikes wife)
>Date: 11/28/2002 4:25 PM Central Standard Time
>Message-id: <8c18d557.02112...@posting.google.com>

Christopher

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Nov 29, 2002, 4:09:19 AM11/29/02
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On 28 Nov 2002 22:19:53 -0800, Leones...@operamail.com (Leonessa)
wrote:

>I haven't noticed anything with her chin. Plus, does it really
>warrant such a lengthy post? Leave the poor girl alone.

She's a woman, not a girl, a girl is under 15 years old, and Jen pass
15 a long time ago. :-0

Christopher
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vector

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Nov 29, 2002, 2:03:13 AM11/29/02
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On Thu, 28 Nov 2002 17:45:52 -0500, "FC" <f...@fc.fc> wrote:
> Christina Ricci's chin is as severe or more severe.
>
>"She has a really odd-shaped face with the bulging dome forehead and
>bug-eyes and pointed chin. Very alien-appearing."
>
I like her big brown eyes

>"Ahh. But some think she's very beautiful. Strange. But to each his/her own.
>I personally think what's strange about her is not necessarily the bug eyes,
>pointed chin, and huge forehead but rather... have you ever noticed that her
>forehead is bumpy? She has like two bulging somethings on each side of her
>head and towards the middle. I'm not kidding. But she must be proud of it."
>

On the sides would be her temples?

there really is no "perfect" female type in entertainment, that would
be boring


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Kristy

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Nov 29, 2002, 8:08:30 AM11/29/02
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I think she still looks great but shouldn't go any further. The changes in
face are due to loss in weight. I have a very heart shaped face and pointy
chin (think Reese Witherspoon) and when I put on a few it rounds out very
quickly. Now Courtney on the other hand MUST gain some weight. Her face
used to be so pretty and now those sunken cheeks are just horrible. And
Lisa can be pretty but there's something weird with her mouth and/or chin
that bugs me.
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SweetLittleTroubleMaker

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Nov 29, 2002, 9:26:05 AM11/29/02
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<< Subject: Re: What's Up with Jennifer Aniston's Chin?
From: coro...@hotmail.com (Christopher)
Date: Fri, Nov 29, 2002 1:09 AM
Message-id: <3de72e7b...@news.dsl.pipex.com>

On 28 Nov 2002 22:19:53 -0800, Leones...@operamail.com (Leonessa)
wrote:

>I haven't noticed anything with her chin. Plus, does it really
>warrant such a lengthy post? Leave the poor girl alone.

She's a woman, not a girl, a girl is under 15 years old, and Jen pass
15 a long time ago. :-0 >>


I think her chin is weird, too. In fact the whole jawline is weird. And the
fact that's she terribly thin doesn't help.

Sherry

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Nov 29, 2002, 9:56:03 AM11/29/02
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>Both Jennifer and Brad have quit smoking, and on her part was to get pregnant
>and see what happened Hmmmmm:)
>
>Cara
>

I saw an interview just a few weeks ago on ET and they have not quit. Bob Goen
asked her point blank. She said they will quit when they decide to have
children.
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"Christopher" <coro...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On 28 Nov 2002 22:19:53 -0800, Leones...@operamail.com (Leonessa)
> wrote:
>
> >I haven't noticed anything with her chin. Plus, does it really
> >warrant such a lengthy post? Leave the poor girl alone.
>
> She's a woman, not a girl, a girl is under 15 years old, and Jen pass
> 15 a long time ago. :-0

I must say I hate being referred to as a woman, and I'm 31.

To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.


DonkaDonk

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Nov 29, 2002, 1:32:43 PM11/29/02
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> To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.

Mmmm, big breasts ....


schumy

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Nov 29, 2002, 5:35:32 PM11/29/02
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How wrong can anyone be:

"FC" <f...@fc.fc> wrote in message news:<A0xF9.213803$C8.5...@nnrp1.uunet.ca>...

> "I watched an old re-run of "Friends" the other day. I don't know how old it
> was. Marcel was shooting the "Outbreak" movie and Rachel had the Rachel
> haircut. Jennifer Aniston was cute. I forgot how cute she used to be. Her
> face was heart-shaped and she actually had tits.
>

Post is too long. Her tits are perfect. Best part about her.
And are you joking me? She looks much better since she lost that
extra weight.

> "She needs to put on that 20 pounds or, in the words of my mother, 'go to a
> plastic surgeon and have the bone whittled down.' It's HORRIFIC!"

She was fat in the early episodes. Now it looks like she's been
eating properly and working out. Whenever I catch this show, I always
notice how Aniston is clearly the best-looking one of the three - now
that Monica is an older woman.

Christopher

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Nov 29, 2002, 5:41:44 PM11/29/02
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On Fri, 29 Nov 2002 18:32:43 GMT, "DonkaDonk" <n...@email.com> wrote:

>> To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.
>
>Mmmm, big breasts ....

<sigh> Americans and their obsession with big breasts.

DonkaDonk

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Nov 29, 2002, 7:54:07 PM11/29/02
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>>> To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.
>>
>>Mmmm, big breasts ....
>
><sigh> Americans and their obsession with big breasts.

> Un de ces quatre les français vont attraper la même manie, tu vas voir.
:-((

{sigh} Europeans and their overblown sense of self-righteousness and
absolute lack of even the most remote sense of humor.

DonkaDonk

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Nov 29, 2002, 7:55:39 PM11/29/02
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> Post is too long. Her tits are perfect. Best part about her.
> And are you joking me? She looks much better since she lost that
> extra weight.

Extra weight? Are you fucking insane?


> She was fat in the early episodes.

She was FAT?! Sure you don't have Brad Pitt syndrome?


China Kate Sunflower

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Nov 29, 2002, 8:49:05 PM11/29/02
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Goddamn! Well I declare! Have you seen the like? Their walls are built of
cannonballs coro...@hotmail.com's motto is:

>
>On 28 Nov 2002 22:19:53 -0800, Leones...@operamail.com (Leonessa)
>wrote:
>
>>I haven't noticed anything with her chin. Plus, does it really
>>warrant such a lengthy post? Leave the poor girl alone.
>
>She's a woman, not a girl, a girl is under 15 years old, and Jen pass
>15 a long time ago. :-0

I usually refer to myself as a girl, and to all my (female) friends as girls,
and we all cleared 15 many, many years ago as well.


K.

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Nov 29, 2002, 8:58:02 PM11/29/02
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Right before she started "Friends", her agent said she was about 30
pounds overweight and said she would get more work if she lost the
weight, which she did. She got the part on "Friends" not long
thereafter.

Jen is on the cover of the December "Tatler", but the article and photos
are a reprint of the article that was in VOGUE several months ago.

explorer

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"Penelope" <pene...@rescueteam.com> wrote in message
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It could be worse. People could call you 'female'. I never respond to
that. It's dehumanizing.

DonkaDonk

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"maryanne kehoe" <atl...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Right before she started "Friends", her agent said she was about 30
> pounds overweight and said she would get more work if she lost the
> weight, which she did. She got the part on "Friends" not long
> thereafter.

She looked largely the same through the first many episodes of Friends,
having already lost any weight she needed to. This guy is saying she was
fat after the series started, which is absolutely mind-boggling. She
carried that same look up until ... well, around the time she started dating
Pitt.


Jess

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"DonkaDonk" <n...@email.com> wrote in message news:<f0UF9.25065$0b.1...@news2.central.cox.net>...

I know, WTF is up with that? Her weight was perfectly fine in the
early seasons - *now* I'd say she's too thin, like Courteney Cox was a
few years ago. Should we call that the Lara Flynn Boyle or the
Calista Flockhart syndrome? Those women are freakishly thin and
frankly Jennifer Aniston was much prettier before she decided to go
down that path. Of course, attitudes like the above don't help --
they just feed right into the whole thing. Hollywood is sending the
message and apparently people are buying into it. Sad.

Belphoebe

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"explorer" <ab...@123.net> wrote in message
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Ugh, I hate that, too. I don't mind it as an adjective--"the female
rabbit," for example. But as a noun--"We received a call from the female"?
Ick.

I don't mind being referred to as a woman, but if someone calls me "ma'am,"
it makes me feel 1000 years old. I also feel ancient when a mother tells
her child to step aside so that "the lady" can pass. (Of course, that's not
as bad as the smarmy use--"Bud is good with *the ladies*.")

Belphoebe


Charlie Perrin <c.l.perrin

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On Sat, 30 Nov 2002 13:43:57 GMT, "Belphoebe" <n...@mail.com> wrote:

>I don't mind being referred to as a woman, but if someone calls me
>"ma'am," it makes me feel 1000 years old. I also feel ancient when
>a mother tells her child to step aside so that "the lady" can pass.

It took me a while to realize that when they are asking for "Mr.
Perrin" they are NOT asking for my father!

I'm used to it now... been hearing it for about 24 years.

Christopher

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On 29 Nov 2002 17:49:05 -0800, China Kate Sunflower
<norac...@takethisaway.celticweb.com> wrote:

>Goddamn! Well I declare! Have you seen the like? Their walls are built of
>cannonballs coro...@hotmail.com's motto is:
>>
>>On 28 Nov 2002 22:19:53 -0800, Leones...@operamail.com (Leonessa)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>I haven't noticed anything with her chin. Plus, does it really
>>>warrant such a lengthy post? Leave the poor girl alone.
>>

>>She's a woman, not a girl, a girl is under 15 years old, and Jen passed


>>15 a long time ago. :-0
>
>I usually refer to myself as a girl, and to all my (female) friends as girls,
>and we all cleared 15 many, many years ago as well.

Looks like you and your fiends have an image problem. :-o

Christopher

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Nov 30, 2002, 12:33:49 PM11/30/02
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But it is biologically accurate.

Christopher

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Nov 30, 2002, 12:37:28 PM11/30/02
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On Sat, 30 Nov 2002 13:43:57 GMT, "Belphoebe" <n...@mail.com> wrote:

In England, the term 'lady' is dignified and respectful.

>(Of course, that's not
>as bad as the smarmy use--"Bud is good with *the ladies*.")
>
>Belphoebe
>
>

Christopher

scorpiogirl

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"Penelope" <pene...@rescueteam.com> wrote in message news:<as8bin$hrl$1...@bob.news.rcn.net>...
> I must say I hate being referred to as a woman, and I'm 31.
> To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.

IMO this is a very bizarre statement. At 31 you've surely gone through
puberty and have breasts & hips & the ability to have children. You're
not a little girl. You're an adult woman and have been for many years.
Why would that upset you?

schumy

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ddf...@hotmail.com (Jess) wrote in message news:<40d2144a.02112...@posting.google.com>...

"...down that path"-- what a joke. She's fitter and healthier than
ever.

It's your attitude and message that's disturbing.

The "fat is healthy" bullshit only flies with fatties- and with guys
who are trying to score points with women. It's pure jealousy.


It's the women who can't achieve that level of hotness who call it
"freakish".
Unless you're their doctor, you cannot say they're sick.

nimue

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It's strange to be as thin as Lara Flynn Boyle or Callista Flockhart. They
look like they are starving. Some actresses -- Kate Hudson comes to mind --
are naturally slender and lean and look great that way. God, I think Kate
Hudson is a pretty girl. Neither CF or LFB has the healthy look that KH
has. I don't think fat is healthy -- but I don't think I have ever seen a
picture of Jennifer Aniston that looks fat. Ever. She certainly has
weighed more than she does now, but I don't think she ever looked unhealthy
or bad.

--
nimue

"The schools are not as good as they used to be, and never were."
- Will Rogers -


Charlie Perrin <c.l.perrin

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On 30 Nov 2002 15:14:39 -0800, sch...@lycos.com (schumy) wrote from
the greasetrap of the WWOR-TV kitchen:

>The "fat is healthy" bullshit only flies with fatties- and with guys
>who are trying to score points with women.

At least they have ovulatory cycles.

>Unless you're their doctor, you cannot say they're sick.

Wonder what Karen Carpenter's doctor said about her.

The longevity curves, if you haven't ever looked at them, are very
strongly J-shaped.

Paul Hyett

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On Sat, 30 Nov 2002, an infinite number of monkeys, masquerading as
Christopher <coro...@hotmail.com> typed this -

>>
>>I usually refer to myself as a girl, and to all my (female) friends as girls,
>>and we all cleared 15 many, many years ago as well.
>
>Looks like you and your fiends have an image problem. :-o

Isn't that common with *fiends*? :)
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Mike H

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On 30 Nov 2002 13:02:21 -0800, scorpi...@cs.com (scorpiogirl)
wrote:


Damn...am I glad that you as a woman ( is it safe to say that) just
said what you said.

I was afraid that I had just slipped through to some internet-version
of the 'Twilight Zone'. If the term 'ladies' or the respectful
intended 'maam' is off-limits for adult women....about the only term
left is the "H" word used by so many rappers in rap videos.

And that term...for better or worse...seems to be reserved exclusively
for Jennifer Lopez.

Well that and terms like....chicks, hottie, squeeze, hammer, birds ( a
British thing), bitch ( don't curse me I personally don't use it),
cooze ( I think maybe a working class New York thing ??), sweet thang
( a term from the 'hood?), ...I could go on ...but you get my drift.


Mike H

Mike H

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Dec 1, 2002, 5:46:57 AM12/1/02
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I don't believe that some women think that "fat is necessarily
healthy"....If you pay attention they say that normal -sized women
should be satisfied with their average sized bodies. Nothing more.

>It's the women who can't achieve that level of hotness who call it
>"freakish".
>Unless you're their doctor, you cannot say they're sick.

Speaking from a male view point that I consider to be as close to
normal as anyone else's...the " Vogue" magazine image of pencil thin
women is *not* a level of 'hotness' by any means.

Plop the 'average-Joe' down on a beach between two body types in
string bikinis....a Calista Flockart type on side and a Minnie driver
type on the other....see which one gets the most 'ogle' time.

And yeah...you're probably right they're not sick...but most likely
misguided.

Gotta go now....here comes Minnie.


Mike H

ranma

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Dec 1, 2002, 10:00:38 AM12/1/02
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her chin does look different

i really must take a look at my own pics to see if my chin has grown
longer after i lost 8kgs!

Christopher

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On Sat, 30 Nov 2002 20:27:29 +0000, Paul Hyett
<pah...@activist.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>On Sat, 30 Nov 2002, an infinite number of monkeys, masquerading as
>Christopher <coro...@hotmail.com> typed this -
>>>
>>>I usually refer to myself as a girl, and to all my (female) friends as girls,
>>>and we all cleared 15 many, many years ago as well.
>>
>>Looks like you and your fiends have an image problem. :-o
>
>Isn't that common with *fiends*? :)

ooooooo very droll, I can see you've been taking droll lessons.

Christopher

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On Sun, 01 Dec 2002 10:27:50 GMT, mike...@earthlink.net (Mike H)
wrote:

>On 30 Nov 2002 13:02:21 -0800, scorpi...@cs.com (scorpiogirl)
>wrote:
>
>>"Penelope" <pene...@rescueteam.com> wrote in message news:<as8bin$hrl$1...@bob.news.rcn.net>...
>>> I must say I hate being referred to as a woman, and I'm 31.
>>> To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.
>>
>>IMO this is a very bizarre statement. At 31 you've surely gone through
>>puberty and have breasts & hips & the ability to have children. You're
>>not a little girl. You're an adult woman and have been for many years.
>>Why would that upset you?
>
>
>Damn...am I glad that you as a woman ( is it safe to say that) just
>said what you said.
>
>I was afraid that I had just slipped through to some internet-version
>of the 'Twilight Zone'. If the term 'ladies' or the respectful
>intended 'maam' is off-limits for adult women....about the only term
>left is the "H" word used by so many rappers in rap videos.

What's the H word?

>And that term...for better or worse...seems to be reserved exclusively
>for Jennifer Lopez.
>
>Well that and terms like....chicks, hottie, squeeze, hammer, birds ( a
>British thing), bitch ( don't curse me I personally don't use it),
>cooze ( I think maybe a working class New York thing ??), sweet thang
>( a term from the 'hood?), ...I could go on ...but you get my drift.
>
>
>Mike H

Christopher

Mike H

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On Sun, 01 Dec 2002 21:25:22 GMT, coro...@hotmail.com (Christopher)
wrote:

>On Sun, 01 Dec 2002 10:27:50 GMT, mike...@earthlink.net (Mike H)
>wrote:
>
>>On 30 Nov 2002 13:02:21 -0800, scorpi...@cs.com (scorpiogirl)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>"Penelope" <pene...@rescueteam.com> wrote in message news:<as8bin$hrl$1...@bob.news.rcn.net>...
>>>> I must say I hate being referred to as a woman, and I'm 31.
>>>> To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.
>>>
>>>IMO this is a very bizarre statement. At 31 you've surely gone through
>>>puberty and have breasts & hips & the ability to have children. You're
>>>not a little girl. You're an adult woman and have been for many years.
>>>Why would that upset you?
>>
>>
>>Damn...am I glad that you as a woman ( is it safe to say that) just
>>said what you said.
>>
>>I was afraid that I had just slipped through to some internet-version
>>of the 'Twilight Zone'. If the term 'ladies' or the respectful
>>intended 'maam' is off-limits for adult women....about the only term
>>left is the "H" word used by so many rappers in rap videos.
>
>What's the H word?

On the off chance that you're not joking....I'll direct you to a
Google search using ( J Lo) or ( Lopez) as search words.

The results of that search should provide you with boundless examples
of the "H" word in action and it's meaning.

You have to see it used in the proper context to get the full effect.

>Christopher


Mike H

Jonny Klingvall

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It's not just Americans...

*Laura


Christopher skrev i meddelandet <3de7ed1f...@news.dsl.pipex.com>...

Patra

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"Jonny Klingvall" <rally...@chello.seq> wrote in message
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> It's not just Americans...
>
It's also a British thing isn't it? Face it.
Everyone's obsessed with breasts.


Christopher

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On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 16:38:47 GMT, "Patra" <pat...@worldnet.att.net>
wrote:

Not me, two melons fighting for space yuck, I prefer small petite and
shapely, and on a similar figure.

Christopher

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On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 10:51:31 GMT, mike...@earthlink.net (Mike H)
wrote:

>On Sun, 01 Dec 2002 21:25:22 GMT, coro...@hotmail.com (Christopher)
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 01 Dec 2002 10:27:50 GMT, mike...@earthlink.net (Mike H)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On 30 Nov 2002 13:02:21 -0800, scorpi...@cs.com (scorpiogirl)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Penelope" <pene...@rescueteam.com> wrote in message news:<as8bin$hrl$1...@bob.news.rcn.net>...
>>>>> I must say I hate being referred to as a woman, and I'm 31.
>>>>> To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.
>>>>
>>>>IMO this is a very bizarre statement. At 31 you've surely gone through
>>>>puberty and have breasts & hips & the ability to have children. You're
>>>>not a little girl. You're an adult woman and have been for many years.
>>>>Why would that upset you?
>>>
>>>
>>>Damn...am I glad that you as a woman ( is it safe to say that) just
>>>said what you said.
>>>
>>>I was afraid that I had just slipped through to some internet-version
>>>of the 'Twilight Zone'. If the term 'ladies' or the respectful
>>>intended 'maam' is off-limits for adult women....about the only term
>>>left is the "H" word used by so many rappers in rap videos.
>>
>>What's the H word?
>
>On the off chance that you're not joking....I'll direct you to a
>Google search using ( J Lo) or ( Lopez) as search words.

Just tried them, for the 2.7 and the 4.3 million hits accordingly, and
its just fan sites as well as her official site. And I wasn't joking,
as im neither black or an American or both.

>The results of that search should provide you with boundless examples
>of the "H" word in action and it's meaning.

Then its Hussy.

>You have to see it used in the proper context to get the full effect.


Christopher

Bette Noir

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scorpi...@cs.com (scorpiogirl) wrote in message news:<3ddc8b84.0211...@posting.google.com>...


Yeah, really, talk about wierd. Sounds like one of the posters at a
pro-anorexia website, with the fear of having an adult body.

Bette Noir

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"Penelope" <pene...@rescueteam.com> wrote in message news:<as8bin$hrl$1...@bob.news.rcn.net>...
> "Christopher" <coro...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3de72e7b...@news.dsl.pipex.com...
> > On 28 Nov 2002 22:19:53 -0800, Leones...@operamail.com (Leonessa)
> > wrote:
> >
> > >I haven't noticed anything with her chin. Plus, does it really
> > >warrant such a lengthy post? Leave the poor girl alone.
> >
> > She's a woman, not a girl, a girl is under 15 years old, and Jen pass
> > 15 a long time ago. :-0
>
> I must say I hate being referred to as a woman, and I'm 31.
>
> To me a woman is someone with kids and hips and big breasts.


I'm sure you and the other adult "girls" love it when your boss or
instructor use the term as well. Nothing like being refered to by a
child by a condescending male.

A Adams

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"Patra" <pat...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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I think it is a man thing, well a straight man thing :-)


Dana Carpender

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I'm not.

Of course, I'm a straight woman.

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Patra

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"Dana Carpender" <dcar...@kiva.net> wrote in message
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>
> I'm not.
>
> Of course, I'm a straight woman.
>
No. Even some straight women. Are they too small. Are they too big. Are
they too droopy? Should I get implants. Etc. Etc.


Charlie Perrin <c.l.perrin

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On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 16:47:07 -0500, Dana Carpender <dcar...@kiva.net>
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>Of course, I'm a straight woman.

No scoliosis, huh? <grin/duck>

Dana Carpender

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"Charlie Perrin

Heck, no. I'm a professional bodyworker; I've been Rolfed three times
through. Posture R Us.

That, and I've been boycrazy since kindgergarten.

Christopher

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On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 16:47:07 -0500, Dana Carpender <dcar...@kiva.net>
wrote:

>
>


>Patra wrote:
>>
>> "Jonny Klingvall" <rally...@chello.seq> wrote in message
>> news:v_JG9.3900$9f1.3...@news01.chello.se...
>> > It's not just Americans...
>> >
>> It's also a British thing isn't it? Face it.
>> Everyone's obsessed with breasts.
>
>I'm not.
>
>Of course, I'm a straight woman.

Unless it involves fashion, but then women tend to go for the other
end, as in asking 'does my bum/ass look big in this'. ;)

Christopher

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Don't you mean siliconosis. ;)

Dana Carpender

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Christopher wrote:
>
> On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 16:47:07 -0500, Dana Carpender <dcar...@kiva.net>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Patra wrote:
> >>
> >> "Jonny Klingvall" <rally...@chello.seq> wrote in message
> >> news:v_JG9.3900$9f1.3...@news01.chello.se...
> >> > It's not just Americans...
> >> >
> >> It's also a British thing isn't it? Face it.
> >> Everyone's obsessed with breasts.
> >
> >I'm not.
> >
> >Of course, I'm a straight woman.
>
> Unless it involves fashion, but then women tend to go for the other
> end, as in asking 'does my bum/ass look big in this'. ;)


Which is sort of funny, because nearly as many men like rounded butts as
like sizable breasts. The phrase "baby got back" didn't enter the
lexicon for nothing.

Patra

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"Christopher" <coro...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> >Patra wrote:
> >>
> >> "Jonny Klingvall" <rally...@chello.seq> wrote in message
> >> news:v_JG9.3900$9f1.3...@news01.chello.se...
> >> > It's not just Americans...
> >> >
> >> It's also a British thing isn't it? Face it.
> >> Everyone's obsessed with breasts.
> >
> >I'm not.
> >
> >Of course, I'm a straight woman.
>
> Unless it involves fashion, but then women tend to go for the other
> end, as in asking 'does my bum/ass look big in this'. ;)
>

Of course as in, "are they too big, are they too small, too droopy, should I
get implants" etc. etc.


Christopher

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On Tue, 03 Dec 2002 10:47:44 -0500, Dana Carpender <dcar...@kiva.net>
wrote:

>
>
>Christopher wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 16:47:07 -0500, Dana Carpender <dcar...@kiva.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Patra wrote:
>> >>
>> >> "Jonny Klingvall" <rally...@chello.seq> wrote in message
>> >> news:v_JG9.3900$9f1.3...@news01.chello.se...
>> >> > It's not just Americans...
>> >> >
>> >> It's also a British thing isn't it? Face it.
>> >> Everyone's obsessed with breasts.
>> >
>> >I'm not.
>> >
>> >Of course, I'm a straight woman.
>>
>> Unless it involves fashion, but then women tend to go for the other
>> end, as in asking 'does my bum/ass look big in this'. ;)
>
>
>Which is sort of funny, because nearly as many men like rounded butts as
>like sizable breasts. The phrase "baby got back" didn't enter the
>lexicon for nothing.

Hmm, again Im differnt, in I don't like a round 'butt' on a woman, I
prefer her to have a tiny little 'butt'. Jennifer Lopez has a fat
butt, and Gwyneth Paltrow has a tiny little 'butt', and Id rather look
at her from behind. ;)

Christopher

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On Tue, 03 Dec 2002 16:17:12 GMT, "Patra" <pat...@worldnet.att.net>
wrote:

Yep, women worry about all that and all a guy needs to worry about is
if his dick is to small. :-)

Jule

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sch...@lycos.com (schumy) wrote in message news:<6a2ad276.02113...@posting.google.com>...

> ddf...@hotmail.com (Jess) wrote in message news:<40d2144a.02112...@posting.google.com>...
> > "DonkaDonk" <n...@email.com> wrote in message news:<f0UF9.25065$0b.1...@news2.central.cox.net>...
> > > > Post is too long. Her tits are perfect. Best part about her.
> > > > And are you joking me? She looks much better since she lost that
> > > > extra weight.
> > >
> > > Extra weight? Are you fucking insane?
> > >
> > >
> > > > She was fat in the early episodes.
> > >
> > > She was FAT?! Sure you don't have Brad Pitt syndrome?
> >
> > I know, WTF is up with that? Her weight was perfectly fine in the
> > early seasons - *now* I'd say she's too thin, like Courteney Cox was a
> > few years ago. Should we call that the Lara Flynn Boyle or the
> > Calista Flockhart syndrome? Those women are freakishly thin and
> > frankly Jennifer Aniston was much prettier before she decided to go
> > down that path. Of course, attitudes like the above don't help --
> > they just feed right into the whole thing. Hollywood is sending the
> > message and apparently people are buying into it. Sad.
>
>
>
> "...down that path"-- what a joke. She's fitter and healthier than
> ever.
>
> It's your attitude and message that's disturbing.
>
> The "fat is healthy" bullshit only flies with fatties- and with guys
> who are trying to score points with women. It's pure jealousy.
>
>
> It's the women who can't achieve that level of hotness who call it
> "freakish".
> Unless you're their doctor, you cannot say they're sick.

Um, she IS too thin. She used to have more meat on her bones, and she
looked thin then. It isn't jealousy, it's actually a no-brainer--her
profession, peers, etc. She's steeped in the whole culture. She
wasn't fat in the earlier seasons. She did look healthier, and it
isn't bullshit to say so.

Your attitude is pretty much that of an asshole who equates skinny
with hot. So, you've tried to score points with women by bullshitting
them? Man, you're sad.

A Adams

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"Christopher" <coro...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> Yep, women worry about all that and all a guy needs to worry about is
> if his dick is to small. :-)
>

Actually there are other things a man should worry about as well as penis
size - generally I found the most critical of men are the least perfect to
look at


p r i y a

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Amen to that.

The girls are too thin, except Lisa IMO.

Priya

vector

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On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 18:56:14 GMT, coro...@hotmail.com

(Christopher) wrote:
>On Mon, 02 Dec 2002 10:51:31 GMT, mike...@earthlink.net (Mike H)
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 01 Dec 2002 21:25:22 GMT, coro...@hotmail.com (Christopher)
>>wrote:
>>>What's the H word?
>>
>>On the off chance that you're not joking....I'll direct you to a
>>Google search using ( J Lo) or ( Lopez) as search words.
>
>Just tried them, for the 2.7 and the 4.3 million hits accordingly, and
>its just fan sites as well as her official site.
>
I think he meant the Google group search:
http://www.google.com/grphp?hl=en&ie=UTF-8

>And I wasn't joking,
>as im neither black or an American or both.
>
>>The results of that search should provide you with boundless examples
>>of the "H" word in action and it's meaning.
>
>Then its Hussy.
>

"ho" eubonic for whore
"What a ho" or "She's such a ho"


vector (english teacher) jones

vector

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all I'll say on this subject is Christina Aguilera looks
much better, to me, now that she has filled out a bit


vector (likes 'em not too fat and not too thin) jones

Aozotorp

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