Andy Dick hates Chris Kattan
PUSSSYKATT
Former "NewsRadio" star Andy Dick has a flash for "Saturday Night Live"
funnyman Chris Kattan: "I hate your guts!"
The wacky bespectacled comic recently unleashed a verbal assault on Kattan, the
diminutive star of "Corky Romano," during a packed performance at The Key Club
in Los Angeles.
"He's a horse-faced troll of a man, Chris Kattan," Andy sang in a hateful,
expletive-filled song in which he threatened to beat tiny Chris with sticks and
stones
"It's true, I hate the man, if you can even call him a man," an irate Andy told
The ENQUIRER. "He tries to act as if it's all a joke, but it's no joke. He's an
ugly little gnome."
Andy is up in arms because of an unflattering impersonation Chris did of Andy
on "Saturday Night Live." Chris added the funnyman to his "SNL" character
roster that includes exotic male dancer Mango, half-man/half-monkey Mr. Peepers
and his dead-on impersonations of Antonio Banderas and gymnast Kerri Strug.
Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but for Andy it was the
sincerest form of battery, and he's striking back.
In his club act, he belts out the vile, mostly unprintable, lyrics to his song
"Chrissy Kattan"
After cleaning up the words, there's not much left The ENQUIRER can print, but
here's an edited portion: "I've had enough of your stupid-ass jokes, you
wig-wearing, no talent hack! You ugly, short, skinny, monkey mouth (sissy)!"
sings Andy.
The hateful song goes on to accuse the other comic of sick sex acts and even
blasts one of his close relatives as a "coke-sniffing whore."
And that's just the light stuff.
Andy, who has beaten cocaine and alcohol problems, is trying to resurrect his
career with a new band called Andy Dick and the Bitches of the Century. But
when he's not making music, he enjoys blasting Chris.
Says Andy: "He will tell you I'm doing it for attention — but he knows it's
for real. It's on, baby!"
The target of all that venom, Chris Kattan, complained to an "SNL" staffer:
"Whenever he sees me, he doesn't say anything to my face."
Jill Fritzo, spokeswoman for Kattan, concluded, "Chris hasn't seen Andy's show
– but Chris is fully aware of the feud."
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The Master of All I See
"PUSSSYKATT" <agcgoss...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> NATIONAL ENQUIRER....
>
> Former "NewsRadio" star Andy Dick has a flash for "Saturday Night Live"
> funnyman Chris Kattan: "I hate your guts!"
What a pathetic way to revive a pathetic career.
Steve <-------------- Who doesn't care for either of them, but thinks Andy
is one step away from lunacy.
Tattoo Vampire
> What a pathetic way to revive a pathetic career.
>
> Steve <-------------- Who doesn't care for either of them, but thinks
> Andy is one step away from lunacy.
>
Is that crappy "Andy Dick Show" still on the air? I caught it once and it
was a lame imitation of Tom Green's old show, which in itself sucked...
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vocalize
> Subject: Re: Andy Dick hates Chris Kattan
>
Let's review: Andy can do unflattering impersonations of anyone, but Kattan
can't impersonate Dick? I thought he understood the ground rules of satire.
Voguesquire
>
>The Master of All I See said in
>news:z0P69.192914$s8.35...@twister.tampabay.rr.com:
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>>
>> "PUSSSYKATT" <agcgoss...@aol.com> wrote in message
>> news:20020815090853...@mb-fp.aol.com...
>>> NATIONAL ENQUIRER....
>>>
>>> Former "NewsRadio" star Andy Dick has a flash for "Saturday Night
>>> Live" funnyman Chris Kattan: "I hate your guts!"
>>
>> What a pathetic way to revive a pathetic career.
>>
>> Steve <-------------- Who doesn't care for either of them, but
>> thinks Andy is one step away from lunacy.
>>
>>
>>
>
>Whit do they keep calling him a funnyman? Isn't and never was.
>
>--
>Brandy Alexandre
I personally enjoyed "Newradio." Although I think most of the credit should go
to the rest of the cast and to good writing.
Vogue
"He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his
own." Aesop
American Girl
Brandy Alexandre® <bra...@kamikaze.org> wrote:
> The Master of All I See said in
> news:z0P69.192914$s8.35...@twister.tampabay.rr.com:
>
> >
> Whit do they keep calling him a funnyman? Isn't and never was.
Kattan? I absolutely LOVE HIM!!! I think he's hysterical.
I don't find Andy Dick funny (but love Kattan's impersonation), nor do
I think Tom Green is funny. He's just weird and icky.
I also don't like the sketches that Kattan does of the monkey boy that
chews apples and spits them out. Might have been funny the first time,
but it needs to go.
The rest of the stuff...LOVE IT!
American Girl
Brandy Alexandre® <bra...@kamikaze.org> wrote:
> American Girl said in
> news:150820021408361503%americ...@nospam.com:
>
> >> Why do they keep calling him a funnyman? Isn't and never was.
> >
> > Kattan? I absolutely LOVE HIM!!! I think he's hysterical.
>
> No Andy Dick. Never has a name been more aproppo.
Oh, rahah, then we agree. Andy Dick is just plain weird and not funny.
The times I've seen him on shows, it was kind of like TWANS...a train
wreck, and you feel guilty for looking.
Beth
"Brandy Alexandre®" <bra...@kamikaze.org> wrote in message
news:Xns926B678D31D07...@216.227.56.89...
I think he's trying (and failing) to be the next Andy Kaufman, and this
Chris Kattan thing is just part of that whole schtick.
Katherinedear
Katherinedear
former SNL cast members have complained about Kattan's behind-the-scenes antics
if I remember correctly.
>> thinks Andy is one step away from lunacy.
Sounds like it.
Sara
Katherinedear wrote:
How does someone so not funny manage to stay on tv? Someone mentioned
his schtick is similar to Andy Kaufman, but if he thinks he comes close
to Kaufman, he's definitely not living on this planet. More like an
annoying mosquito.
The Great Charmander
>
>I don't find Andy Dick funny (but love Kattan's impersonation), nor do
>I think Tom Green is funny. He's just weird and icky.
>
>I also don't like the sketches that Kattan does of the monkey boy that
>chews apples and spits them out. Might have been funny the first time,
>but it needs to go.
>
>The rest of the stuff...LOVE IT!
>
I love Kattan (especially Mango!), but Andy Dick and Ben Stiller both make me
want to tear my hair out...ugh, they're so bad! BTW, if Corky Romano got such
bad reviews, then why did it take 3 weeks for me to be able to find a copy to
rent?
Sarah
who later bought a copy of Corky...
"I'm a happy person. You're Santa Claus. . .on Prozac. . .at Disney World. .
.getting laid!"
Bruce A. Bishop
The One
news:20020816085049...@mb-bg.aol.com...
> >> Steve <-------------- Who doesn't care for either of them,
>
> former SNL cast members have complained about Kattan's behind-the-scenes
antics
> if I remember correctly.
What antics? Do tell.
Regina
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The One
>
> Former "NewsRadio" star Andy Dick has a flash for "Saturday Night Live"
> funnyman Chris Kattan: "I hate your guts!"
>
> The wacky bespectacled comic recently unleashed a verbal assault on
Kattan, the
> diminutive star of "Corky Romano," during a packed performance at The Key
Club
> in Los Angeles.
>
> "He's a horse-faced troll of a man, Chris Kattan," Andy sang in a hateful,
> expletive-filled song in which he threatened to beat tiny Chris with
sticks and
> stones
The worst part of this is that Kattan hasn't even done the impersonation
that often on the show. I think he's done it twice, MAYBE three times, and
all it amounted to was Kattan giggling, "Oh my god! Why am I so coked up and
gay?!?" Most celebs get stuff thrown at them that isn't even true. 'Sides,
isn't Andy a COMEDIAN whose bread and butter is impersonating people??