What is the grossest story you have ever heard about a celebrity
edonline
"Georga Moody" <Mime...@address.invalid> wrote in message
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> Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
Did this story every spread to any city's local celebs? There was a similar
story many years ago regarding a local Philadelphia newscaster and a gerbil.
--
"You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth
knowing about, is that it?"-- Metatron (Alan Rickman), DOGMA
Todd Farlow
Kat
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> "Georga Moody" <Mime...@address.invalid> wrote in message
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>> Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
>
> Did this story every spread to any city's local celebs? There was a
> similar story many years ago regarding a local Philadelphia newscaster
> and a gerbil.
>
Yeah, wasn't his name Jerry Pennacoli or something? That story has been
around a long time... I remember it circulating around Penn State when I
was there in the late 80s!
Kat
parismom
Georga Moody wrote:
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> Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
roddy mcdowell jerking off into a salad at a party in hollywood.
parismom
edonline
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That was him, some people were even calling him Gerbil Penacoli. He was in
Philly for while then he went to one of the entertainment shows (ET I think)
and started doing occasional cameos in various television programs and
movies. I was wondering if other celebs were ever attributed with the
rumor.
Z
Z
parismom
Todd Farlow
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Pat Summerland
"Georga Moody" <Mime...@address.invalid> wrote in message
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> Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
There was a story that was faxed around to law firms a few years ago from
someone in the legal department of a tabloid. It wasn't The Enquirer but
another big one. I've forgotten the name.
It was related to that last fat actor from Saturday Night Live who died.
I've forgotten his name as well.
He made a few movies as well.
I guess a house keeper in the hotel where he lived tried to sell this story
along with pictures after he died but it was too gross and there were no
takers.
Anyway she said because he was so fat and his back was so buggered up from
the prate falls he took in his acting that he couldn't reach his ass to wipe
it with toilet paper.
He would buy scores of 'white' tube socks and drag the sock back and forth
through his ass crack one hand in front one in back. She claims housekeeping
actually saw him in action.
These 'used' socks would be piled in the corner in the bathroom and he
expected housekeeping to wash them.
I remember it because I though it was the grossest thing I had ever read.
SWCS
wasnt' there a disgusting story about Danny Thomas and a glass table? Does
anyone recall the details?
Devines
"Z" <zephy...@aol.comkeepit> wrote in message
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> Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped after pleasing his entire band.
I had heard that he had "pleased" a dog.
Devines
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Chris Farley? yucky-poo
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Todd Farlow
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You'd be surprised how many morbidly obese people can't reach their own ass.
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edonline
Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog!
Leigh Melton
>Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped after pleasing his entire band.
I heard that same one about Marc Almond (Bronski Beat singer).
Leigh
--
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Use the Reply-To
> On 11 Jul 2003 18:59:20 GMT, zephy...@aol.comkeepit (Z) wrote:
>
> >Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped after pleasing his entire band.
>
> I heard that same one about Marc Almond (Bronski Beat singer).
Marc Almond was in Soft Cell (Tainted Love...). Jimmy Sommerville (sp)
was the singer for Bronski Bear (and the Communards).
aemilia
<Mime...@address.invalid> wrote:
>
>Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
A friend of my mother's used to work at a Burbank, CA mortuary as a
corpse runner, gopher, etc.
Orson Welles had died and it was the mortuary that she worked for that
was hired to cremate Mr. Welles. At the time of his death, Orson was
weighing approx 400+ lbs, and after they had pushed his corpse into
the crematorium and turned it on, all of a sudden there was a series
of sizzling and popping noises, and Orson Welles' melted fat started
oozing out of the seals of the crematorium door, dripping onto the
floor.
So my Mom's friend scrambled to get a bucket to catch the liquid fat
oozing out of the crematorium door, and eventually filled the bucket
before the timer went off to get Welles' out of the oven.
She and the other assistant opened the crematorium, and saw that
Orson's body had been only half burned because the massive amounts of
fat had succeeded in quelching a lot of the burning.
So, they slid him back in, and burned him again. Timer went off, they
rolled him out, and the flesh was gone, but most of the large bones
were not burned. So the two of them had to take the large bones and
grind them in "the blender" that they had for stubborn bones.
Then a femur got stuck in "the blender". It wasn't burned enough to
disintegrate in the gears. So they had to take a hammer and chisel and
*chisel* the bone out of the grinder until it had broken enough so
they could get it to grind.
FINALLY, Orson Welles was ready to be given to the family.
This story was told to me by the woman herself at a seder one
year...good Passover discussion, eh?
aemilia
Kennebunk_guy
>Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped after pleasing his entire band.
>
>Z
>
Bet his knees were sore!
Ryan
wrote:
You have a condition known as Optical Rectalitus. That's where the
nerve in the eye crosses the nerve in the rectum. It gives you a
shitty outlook on life.
Ryan
wrote:
>You'd be surprised how many morbidly obese people can't reach their own ass.
>
You have a good grasp of old women's gossip. It is a pity you have no
other redeeming qualities.
Kennebunk_guy
wrote:
I'm sure Orson hasn't been the only one to go through such and
experience.
You'd think that the crematorium workers would know that 400 lbs. is
going to take a bit longer to cremate than say 150 lbs. Ah, but that
takes logic.
KG
Phallus in Wonderland
"edonline" <edon...@NOSPAMcomcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Georga Moody" <Mime...@address.invalid> wrote in message
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> >
> > Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
>
> Did this story every spread to any city's local celebs? There was a
similar
> story many years ago regarding a local Philadelphia newscaster and a
gerbil.
I always liked the one going around in the late 70's that Rod Stewart had to
have large amounts of cum pumped out of his stomach.
Ryan
wrote:
>A friend of my mother's used to work at a Burbank, CA mortuary as a
>corpse runner, gopher, etc.
>
>Orson Welles had died and it was the mortuary that she worked for that
>was hired to cremate Mr. Welles. At the time of his death, Orson was
>weighing approx 400+ lbs, and after they had pushed his corpse into
>the crematorium and turned it on, all of a sudden there was a series
>of sizzling and popping noises, and Orson Welles' melted fat started
>oozing out of the seals of the crematorium door, dripping onto the
>floor.
Hardly a true story. The body is placed in a wooden box plus, the door
to the crematory has a seal to keep gas from entering the room which
is vented. Nothing can ooze from the door. Some people will believe
anything.
Tina
>I'm sure Orson hasn't been the only one to go through such and
>experience.
>
>You'd think that the crematorium workers would know that 400 lbs. is
>going to take a bit longer to cremate than say 150 lbs. Ah, but that
>takes logic.
You'd think as professionals they'd be prepared for something like that. And
wouldn't the liquid fat just burn like fuel?
Tina
>> There was a story that was faxed around to law firms a few years ago from
>> someone in the legal department of a tabloid. It wasn't The Enquirer but
>> another big one. I've forgotten the name.
>> It was related to that last fat actor from Saturday Night Live who died.
>> I've forgotten his name as well.
>> He made a few movies as well.
>> I guess a house keeper in the hotel where he lived tried to sell this
>story
>> along with pictures after he died but it was too gross and there were
>no
>> takers.
>> Anyway she said because he was so fat and his back was so buggered up
>from
>> the prate falls he took in his acting that he couldn't reach his ass to
>wipe
>> it with toilet paper.
>> He would buy scores of 'white' tube socks and drag the sock back and forth
>> through his ass crack one hand in front one in back. She claims
>housekeeping
>> actually saw him in action.
>> These 'used' socks would be piled in the corner in the bathroom and he
>> expected housekeeping to wash them.
>>
>> I remember it because I though it was the grossest thing I had ever read.
>
>Chris Farley? yucky-poo
You'd think with the money he had, having a bedet installed might be alot less
disgusting than using tube socks for toilet paper. What a pig.....and he
wondered why he couldn't get a girlfriend?
Tina
No but I heard that Chuck Berry likes to have something similiar done to him
minus the glass
Anna
> "Georga Moody" <Mime...@address.invalid> wrote in message
> news:tottgvkfvlov78mfv...@4ax.com...
> >
> > Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
>
> Did this story every spread to any city's local celebs? There was a similar
> story many years ago regarding a local Philadelphia newscaster and a gerbil.
Yep, there was and he died sky diving. My high school physics teacher
used to always have a problem involving him (Jim....) when teaching
about free fall.
Anna
I just remembered---his name was Jim Gardner, Action News.
>
> Kat
Julian Kaye
> Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped after pleasing his entire band.
David Soul's lust for corpses
Chuck Berry's scatological obsession
Led Zeppelin, a groupie, and mud sharks
Betty Grable developing crotch rot, going in for a checkup, and
discovering Tyrone Power's used condom in there. Dear sweet Betty had
stopped seeing Tyrone weeks ago, so you can imagine the smell (I heard
this from an old-time MGM employee)
Fulla Bulla
says...
FB
Tina
>Led Zeppelin, a groupie, and mud sharks
Actually it wasn't a shark but a salmon. That incident happened at the
Edgewater hotel on the Seattle waterfront. As far as I know, we don't have
sharks in Elliot Bay. Too cold.
Todd Farlow
It's a pity you weren't aborted at birth.
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Woodie69
the woods because he was too lazy to burn 'em. I know... go figure.
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obsessed with Monica Bellucci
JustaGuy
No Ryan, Now we all know The gerbil story is just a story.
However when you have so much hate inside that you'll attack
a *political* person, that is PKB. Not Rectalitus.
J.A.G.
Wild Monkshood
Z wrote:
> Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped after pleasing his entire band.
Come again.................
Wild Monkshood
>
>
> Z
Woodie69
: > Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped after pleasing his entire band.
:
: Come again.................
:
: Wild Monkshood
:
LMAO!
PStaw57550
the guests he would bend low and blow himself to completion - Sounds gross to
me.....
PStaw57550
think on rotten.com but it could have been another site) and though I saw
nothing of the sort - he actually died in a pool of vomit clutching his rosery
beads - he was somewhat religous. However I had heard the socks story
seperately....
devilgrrl
Mime...@address.invalid wrote on 7/11/03 10:46 AM:
>
> Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
Yeah I have and it's utter crap. Never happened.
Kenji
That one was still going strong in the mid-90s.
devilgrrl
edon...@NOSPAMcomcast.net wrote on 7/11/03 11:21 AM:
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> "Georga Moody" <Mime...@address.invalid> wrote in message
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>>
>> Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
>
> Did this story every spread to any city's local celebs? There was a similar
> story many years ago regarding a local Philadelphia newscaster and a gerbil.
Jerry Penecoli (spelling) - that's a bunch of bullocks as well.
sgw
their facilities, to put it politely. This, of course, being separate from
his documented videotaping of women using the restroom in his restaurant.
Sometimes a shit-eating grin is really a shit-eating grin, supposedly.
Sally
Ryan
wrote:
>You have a good grasp of nothing.
>It's a pity you weren't aborted at birth.
You pack as much punch as a double arm amputee.
Centre of the Known Universe
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> scared gerbil. Especially when the "lookee" stikes a match to give him
> a little light and it causes a pocket of bowel gas to explode
> propelling the gerbil into his face, breaking his nose and burning off
> all his facial hair. Not to speak of what it did to the homo's ass
> hole <SNIGGER>
Charming.
Patting Wig, Turning To Princess And Complaining About The Guest List Again
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
Centre of the Known Universe
To galpal Connie Chung: "How can you sleep
with that creepy Maury Povich, darling, and
expect to still cast a reflection in the morning?"
LCM, mid-cocktail, summer 2003
Woodie69
: > scared gerbil. Especially when the "lookee" stikes a match to give him
: > a little light and it causes a pocket of bowel gas to explode
: > propelling the gerbil into his face, breaking his nose and burning off
: > all his facial hair. Not to speak of what it did to the homo's ass
: > hole <SNIGGER>
:
: Charming.
LCM... some times you're one liners, or in this case one word hits the nail
on the head. LMAO!
Gloria
>Subject: Re: What is the grossest story you have ever heard about a celebrity
>From: lisa...@aol.comnospam
>Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2003 22:04:03 +0000
>
>Pat Summerfield wrote:
>>> There was a story that was faxed around to law firms a few years ago from
>>> someone in the legal department of a tabloid. It wasn't The Enquirer but
>>> another big one. I've forgotten the name.
>>> It was related to that last fat actor from Saturday Night Live who died.
>>> I've forgotten his name as well.
>>> He made a few movies as well.
>>> I guess a house keeper in the hotel where he lived tried to sell this
>>story
>>> along with pictures after he died but it was too gross and there were
>>no
>>> takers.
>>> Anyway she said because he was so fat and his back was so buggered up
>>from
>>> the prate falls he took in his acting that he couldn't reach his ass to
>>wipe
>>> it with toilet paper.
>>> He would buy scores of 'white' tube socks and drag the sock back and forth
>>> through his ass crack one hand in front one in back. She claims
>>housekeeping
>>> actually saw him in action.
>>> These 'used' socks would be piled in the corner in the bathroom and he
>>> expected housekeeping to wash them.
>>>
>>> I remember it because I though it was the grossest thing I had ever read.
>>
> Devines wrote:
>>Chris Farley? yucky-poo
>
>You'd think with the money he had, having a bedet installed might be alot less
>disgusting than using tube socks for toilet paper. What a pig.....and he
>wondered why he couldn't get a girlfriend?
>
>
Chris was NOT a pig. I never was around him that he wasn't freshly showered and clean. And he had plenty of gals who would have gone out with him. He was quiet and shy when he wasn't "on" and probably had difficulty approaching women because of his obesity.
I miss him. Gloria
Baby Strange
> news:tottgvkfvlov78mfv...@4ax.com...
> >
> > Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
>
No.
Seriously, the grossest stories I've ever heard about a celeb were
about Chuck Berry's coprophiliac tendencies. They never spread to any
local "celebs" that I can think of.
Baby Strange
Hmm. I always had heard that it was a Mudshark--but given the nature
of a shark's skin, that would truly be one hell of a mess for the girl
involved. Snopes.com claims it was a Red Snapper, used on a redhead.
[mind boggles]
I've bought many a whole Red Snapper, and while I'm certainly no nun I
can't even *begin* to imagine one up the old (or young, or
middle-aged) coochie. Maybe I've been taking the wrong drugs all
along...
Baby Strange
> On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 10:46:22 -0700, Georga Moody
> <Mime...@address.invalid> wrote:
>
> >
> >Everyone has heard the one about Richard G and the gerbil.
>
> corpse runner, gopher, etc.
>
> Orson Welles had died and it was the mortuary that she worked for that
> was hired to cremate Mr. Welles. At the time of his death, Orson was
> weighing approx 400+ lbs, and after they had pushed his corpse into
> the crematorium and turned it on, all of a sudden there was a series
> of sizzling and popping noises, and Orson Welles' melted fat started
> oozing out of the seals of the crematorium door, dripping onto the
> floor.
>
> So my Mom's friend scrambled to get a bucket to catch the liquid fat
> oozing out of the crematorium door, and eventually filled the bucket
> before the timer went off to get Welles' out of the oven.
>
> She and the other assistant opened the crematorium, and saw that
> Orson's body had been only half burned because the massive amounts of
> fat had succeeded in quelching a lot of the burning.
>
> So, they slid him back in, and burned him again. Timer went off, they
> rolled him out, and the flesh was gone, but most of the large bones
> were not burned. So the two of them had to take the large bones and
> grind them in "the blender" that they had for stubborn bones.
>
> Then a femur got stuck in "the blender". It wasn't burned enough to
> disintegrate in the gears. So they had to take a hammer and chisel and
> *chisel* the bone out of the grinder until it had broken enough so
> they could get it to grind.
>
> FINALLY, Orson Welles was ready to be given to the family.
>
> This story was told to me by the woman herself at a seder one
> year...good Passover discussion, eh?
>
> aemilia
Pfft. Nomore gravy for me. ever...
Her Highness The Pink Princess
>Charming.
>
>Patting Wig, Turning To Princess And Complaining About The Guest List Again
Please. *I* am royalty, Dahling, I post the invitations, but you can hardly
expect me to guard the door.
Reigning and Deigning
Pink Wishes
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the DELIGHT of every party? Feel COMFORTABLE in every situation? Have ETERNAL
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(4 out of 5 ain't bad)
Gambino Paul J
Greg
>On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 06:00:16 GMT, "Woodie69"
><wood...@tampabaySPAMLITE.com> wrote:
>
>Here's the "straight" skinny:
>
>Gerbil stuffing is a sexual practice that about 85% of all gay men
>engaging in. It works like this: Hold a gerbil in your left hand.
>Using vice-grip pliers with your right hand, rip off its lower jaw.
>With the blunt side of the pliers, knock out the teeth in the gerbil's
>upper jaw. Pull all four of its legs off. Leave the tail. Set aside.
>Take a cardboard paper towel roll, grease it up, and insert into your
>rectum. Tie a string to the gerbil's tail. Nudge the gerbil into the
>outside end of the cardboard paper towel roll. If for no other reason
>than to get away from the person who knocked its teeth out, the gerbil
>leglessly scampers up the wet paper towel roll.
>
>When the gerbil drops into the anal cavity, remove the wet paper towel
>roll, leaving the string you've tied to the gerbil's tail hanging out
>of your ass. The gerbil, now trapped inside your anal cavity, thrashes
>around, desperate for air. It is this thrashing that provides
>pleasurable sensations. Once the gerbil is dead, remove it by pulling
>on the string. Repeat.
Supposed News Story
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors
in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and
his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for
emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our
gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon",
my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he
wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match,
thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a
hospital spokesman described what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the
tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It
also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a
larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent
out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the
impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree
burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
mslinda
The most amusing thing about this UL is that everyone *insisted* they
heard it from someone at the "hospital." Except every story had a
different hospital.
Linda C.
mslinda
>>Gerbil stuffing is a sexual practice that about 85% of all gay men
>>engaging in.
If this were true, WeHo would be overrun by vicious herds of wildly
fleeing gerbils and the mayor would have to hire a pied piper to lure
them next door to Beverly Hills.
Linda C.
Ambrose Meineke
of Veronica Lake who had just "written a book on her beauty secrets, giving
beauty lectures to youg women which included a demonstration of the proper
used of enemas for internal cleansing, in which she supposedly said, "you
can't be beautiful outside if your not clean inside." Wonder if she had a
regular subject for this demo, or if she ask for volunteers? "Honey,
you, the cute brunette in the third row, would you come up here." Dispite
the questionable health aspects and liability questions, it kind of makes
you wonder why Veronica wasn't declared insane earlier.
Along a similiar shitty line Andie MacDowell gave an interview about how
she was a chubby teen, and how her weight problem got worse after she worked
as a waitress in a donut shop. A one point her weight was 1165lbs. She
resolved to go on a diet recomended by a girlfriend who was already a model.
Andie would eat only one large salad a day, but each night drank a cup of
mineral oil before bed. Quote from Andie, "It was a gross way to lose weight
but it really worked. I lost forty pounds in six weeks." Not a pretty
picture, Andie. "Well now, I guess, we know what happened to her
brains--they escaped out her pooper.
As for raw grossness, I suppose the old 1970's urban legend that after a
night of partying Rod Stewart was rushed to the hospital where he had twenty
ounces of semen pumped from his stomach. I've also heard different versions
of the same story about David Bowie, Elton John and Mark Bolin and a variant
about John Lennon, in which John picked up a young boy in the village then
had a wild party with him afterwards rushed him to the hospital for the
stomach pumping. Pretty nasty stories anyway you look at them.
Ambrose
Big J
news:vh1bghe...@corp.supernews.com:
> Along a similiar shitty line Andie MacDowell gave an interview about how
> she was a chubby teen, and how her weight problem got worse after she
> worked as a waitress in a donut shop. A one point her weight was
> 1165lbs.
^^^^^^^
Hate to break it to ya, but 1165 lbs is more than a "weight problem."
Big J
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<snip>
I heard a story about this famous troll named Bill Taylor, who got
arrested for copyright infringement and net-stalking. While in jail,
he mouthed off to his cellmate Bubba, and I can't tell the rest of the
story, because it involves esxcessive violence done to Bill the Troll,
whose new name in prison became "Bridget."
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Reverend.Fformby.Sythe
wrote:
Yeah, man, I heard the same story. It's like grown to urban legend
proportions by now.
Rev. Terence Fformby-Smythe
Alonga. Poe
Oh, you guys are just gross. I want to disassociate right now.
Alonga Poe
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No, bitch, you can't leave. You're stuck here with the rest of us.
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>On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 02:15:27 GMT, Alonga. Poe <a...@bucksbutthole.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 02:13:32 GMT, Reverend.Fformby.Sythe
>><RT...@whocares.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 02:11:45 GMT, Tyrone. Washington <T...@wherever.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>>I heard a story about this famous troll named Bill Taylor, who got
>>>>arrested for copyright infringement and net-stalking. While in jail,
>>>>he mouthed off to his cellmate Bubba, and I can't tell the rest of the
>>>>story, because it involves esxcessive violence done to Bill the Troll,
>>>>whose new name in prison became "Bridget."
>>>>
>>>>Tyrone
>>>
>>>Yeah, man, I heard the same story. It's like grown to urban legend
>>>proportions by now.
>>>
>>>Rev. Terence Fformby-Smythe
>>
>>Oh, you guys are just gross. I want to disassociate right now.
>>
>>Alonga Poe
>
>No, bitch, you can't leave. You're stuck here with the rest of us.
>
>Matilda
There is absolutely no call for such language, Tilly. And that's the
reason you're not allowed out to play more often.
Ehrlicher Mann (no relation to Thomas)
Menlo.Park
Would you all please just STFU? Some of us are trying to sleep!
Menlo Park
Krieghund {sic}
wrote:
Bite my ass, Menlo. Some of us know how to have fun.
Krieghund
B.illary
It's always about YOU YOU YOU, isn't it? Well, I'm just fucking sick
and tired of your crap, War puppy. It's my turn to be the leader here.
Billary
o.smirode
wrote:
Oh, sit your wimpy butt down. You don't have the balls to lead.
Osmirode
a.lpha
You have no business giving anyone orders around here, mutton for
brains.
Alpha
James.Smith
Girlfriend, you need to check yourself right the hell NOW.
*I* am the one wearing the panties on this body.
James Smith
so.sayer
wrote:
You all need serious professional help.
sosayer
J.D.onovan
Like you're not part of the problem??
J. Donovan
A.D.am
Please, everyone, stop fighting. I just can't take it.
Adam
Adam.Up
See, how mean you all are!!!!!!!!!!
You've upset Adam.
Adam Up
H.am.iltonT.Brigh.ton
You're upset???
YOU are upset?
Fuck you. I never get any alone time anymore.
Hamilton T. Brighton
P.anza.Krause
Get over it. If the rest of us can put up with it, so you can you, ya
pansy.
Panza Krause
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<Evil Eye Fleegal> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 20:55:41 -0400, "Ambrose Meineke"
> <ambrose...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> (...)
> > Along a similiar shitty line Andie MacDowell gave an interview about how
> >she was a chubby teen, and how her weight problem got worse after she
worked
> >as a waitress in a donut shop. A one point her weight was 1165lbs. She
> >resolved to go on a diet recomended by a girlfriend who was already a
model.
> >Andie would eat only one large salad a day, but each night drank a cup of
> >mineral oil before bed. Quote from Andie, "It was a gross way to lose
weight
> >but it really worked. I lost forty pounds in six weeks." Not a pretty
> >picture, Andie. "Well now, I guess, we know what happened to her
> >brains--they escaped out her pooper.
> Seems like a 40 pounds loss would have been unnoticeable on one
> weighing 1165 pounds. I'm surprised that she was able to keep the
> donuts shop job. I would think it might be a turn off for some weighty
> customer in he 500 pound range, seeing what they might become...
>
Sorry. it was 165 pounds. Ms MacDowell was never in a side show. At least
not yet.
Ambrose
Moira de Swardt
<maf.1029> wrote in message
> <gregor...@ellenbrook.net> wrote:
> >News Story
> >"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was
only
> >trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused
doctors
> >in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski,
and
> >his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted
for
> >emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously
wrong.
> >"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our
> >gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out
"Armageddon",
> >my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he
> >wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a
match,
> >thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press
conference, a
> >hospital spokesman described what happened next.
> >"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot
out the
> >tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his
face. It
> >also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn
ignited a
> >larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the
rodent
> >out like a cannonball."
> >Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from
the
> >impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second
degree
> >burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
> Yes, that's a true happening. My sister-in-law was a RN at the
> Permanente(sp) Hospital near San Francisco where this event took
> place some years ago. Apparently though not usually news worthy
it,
> the broken nose, singed facial hair and roasted anus, happened
quite
> often . Some how the gerbil always seemed to escape.
Yes, maf. This happens all the time. Why, just the other day the
two gay doctors were talking about how this is one of the chief ways
they have of knowing that a patient is gay. Also, in my volunteer
work as an EMT I am *often* called upon to treat obviously gay men
who have been doing gerbil stuffing.
Actually, one of the medical humour sites gives the true story and I
meant to copy and paste the url but I was laughing so hard I lost it
:-)
Moira, the Faerie Godmother
Moira de Swardt
"B.illary" <bil...@thefunnyfarm.net> wrote in message
> It's always about YOU YOU YOU, isn't it? Well, I'm just fucking
sick
> and tired of your crap, War puppy. It's my turn to be the leader
here.
Not until you kill someone. Who want's to make a list? Then we can
vote.
Moira, the Faerie Godmother
Billary
<moira.d...@wol.co.za> wrote:
>
>"B.illary" <bil...@thefunnyfarm.net> wrote in message
>
>> It's always about YOU YOU YOU, isn't it? Well, I'm just fucking
>sick
>> and tired of your crap, War puppy. It's my turn to be the leader
>here.
>
>Not until you kill someone.
I pick Alonga Poe and sosayer for execution.
>Who want's to make a list?
ME! ME! ME!
> Then we can
>vote.
Women don't get to vote, so what's this "we" crap?
And who invited you to the party?
Hey, does anyone else remember a Moira from therapy?
Toodles,
Billary
P.J. Gladnick
how Sam Kinison messed up the carpet of his hotel room when he was fooling
around with Jim Bakker's ex-girlfriend.
Keith Moon
video, and I don't mean the one from the hidden camera he was accused
of setting up in the ladies room of his restaurant.
There's a home video floating around of him and some girl (groupie,
prostitute, girlfriend, I don't know which) he pees all over her and
photographs her peeing before they have sex.
On 12 Jul 2003 01:55:06 -0700, babystr...@yahoo.com (Baby
Strange) wrote:
>Seriously, the grossest stories I've ever heard about a celeb were
>about Chuck Berry's coprophiliac tendencies. They never spread to any
>local "celebs" that I can think of.