So who has the longest and thickest one?
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Pee Wee Herman
It used to be Uncle Miltie
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it's Jay Leno now
but don't worry pressi it's no where near as
big as yours ...
What? Does big chin = big cock?
not likely
Sandra Bernhard said in an interview
he was HUGE
and she couldn't keep on doin him
b/c it was tooooo big for her ?
He dated Sharon Osbourne prior to her being with Ozzy
i hear tell that don knotts is packin'
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Bea Arthur
So who has the longest and thickest one? <<<<
Star Jones
> So who has the longest and thickest one?
I'm not an actor but I'm hung like King Kong.
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Ooohhh REALLLY?
>
> > >> So who has the longest and thickest one?
> > >
> I hear Liam Neeson has the biggest talent in the business.
James Woods is reckoned by many to be the naural heir to Milton Berle.
I think you should approach them both and ask for a show 'n tell...
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What a shame it's attached to Mr. Woods.
> >> > >> So who has the longest and thickest one?
> >> > >
> >> I hear Liam Neeson has the biggest talent in the business.
> >
> > James Woods is reckoned by many to be the naural heir to Milton Berle.
> >
>
> What a shame it's attached to Mr. Woods.
Well it could be attached to you, I suppose.
I don't play for that team myself, so I don't care!
>In article <1129652357.9...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
> "mary...@rcn.com" <mary...@rcn.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> > >> So who has the longest and thickest one?
>> > >
>> I hear Liam Neeson has the biggest talent in the business.
>
>James Woods is reckoned by many to be the naural heir to Milton Berle.
>
James has let it all hang out in at least one movie.
All I can say it must be a grower if it competes with Berle's.
Back stage people have said Berle was 8" x 2 " soft and he loved to hang it out
so he could nail a girl or two.
He was a toad, with an ugly body and personality to match. His dick was all he
had and the women lined up to get a chance to ride it.
One famous actress would only do him doggy style so she didn't have to look at
him. She would never let him kiss her face and Berle didn't care.
I do.
>
Whose was it before you got your hands on it?
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there are women & men too out there
so without shame that NO indignity is too great
to hinder them in their quest for BIG penis ...
i'm thoroughly disgusted with the lot of them
Heidi Klum. It's cut. And she has a goatee.
> It's on loan to Ashton Kutcher now. At least if that thing on SNL is
> to be believed.
>
> *Something* has got to be keeping creepy Demi happy, and it sure ain't
> Ashton's conversation.
Yup, Kucher can stand on a bridge and tell you the temp of the water
below.
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Michelle Wie.
Well, she's not technically in Hollywood, but almost the same.
Trigger.
> You don't have much of an imagination do you? It's fantasy. It can look
> like whatever you want it to look like.
Think Richie and Photoshop ........what an vivid imagination that boy has
!!!!!
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Definitely the laugh of the day. Thanks.
Craig
Doesn't he have to be good looking, as well? You might ask "which nice
looking actor has the longest, thickest penis?" I mean, Robbie Coltrane
could have a horse dick for all we know, but you wouldn't want to
envision him nude, would you?
Preesi wrote:
> Richie wrote:
>
>>Gerry Lintonice wrote:
>>
>>>I'm a gay man and I'm looking for an actor to masturbate over his
>>>photos. For that I must think of his penis, because in most pictures
>>>you cannot see the dicks of the actors.
>>>
>>>So who has the longest and thickest one?
>>
>>
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>>Pee Wee Herman
>
>
>
> It used to be Uncle Miltie
Mr. Ed put Uncle Milton Berle to shame......
Wild (rilly Wild) Monkshood
>
>
Bob Kincade wrote:
Never heard of Uncle Miltie?! CHRIST!!!! It doesn't get any better than
Milton Berle's long intact (uncircumcised/uncut) penis with lamb's ear
soft foreskin. Even in (his) death, it's like, 10 times better than what
Colin Farrel's currently packing while alive.
Let's not berate JEWISH Mr. Berle by suggesting he was anything but
circumcised.
Preesi wrote:
> Katie Holmes to go with her Beard
>
>
>
Ooh... that sure was, "Katty" of you. But oh, so true! ;-)
I heard Luke Halpin was so thick while he was playing Sandy Ricks on
TV's 'Flipper' (1964-1968) that they actually had to use some type of
special water-proof tape to tape his thick penis to the side of his leg
(upper-inner-thigh).
Red Schism wrote:
Oh, she's on her way, baby... long, thick intact (uncircumcised/uncut)
Korean penis and all. *sungless_on* :-D
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> Ooohhh REALLLY?
No, I'm really hung more like Cheetah. :-P
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> Preesi hitched up their overalls,
> shotgunned a beer and wrote:
>
>
>>Ooohhh REALLLY?
>
>
> No, I'm really hung more like Cheetah. :-P
Don't despair. I'm hung like CheetosŽ. Small, misshapen, and leaves a
mess on your hands....
Wild Monkshood
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Bubba wrote:
> In the 1960's I heard it was Burt Ward, or "Robin" as we know him from
> "Batman" fame. His dick was so long, that it kept coming out of the end of
> his shorts. They had to fit him with special underwear to keep his 'secret
> weapon" from making "Batman" an "X" rated show.....makes you wonder where
> the phrase "Boy Wonder" REALLY came from?!?!?!?!?!?!?
One must wonder if the gay porno entitled "Batdude & Throbbin'" makes
use of this as a plot device. Okay. 'Fess up. Who owns a copy?
Wild Monkshood
>
>
>
>
>
> Never heard of Uncle Miltie?! CHRIST!!!! It doesn't get any better than
> Milton Berle's long intact (uncircumcised/uncut) penis with lamb's ear
> soft foreskin. Even in (his) death, it's like, 10 times better than what
> Colin Farrel's currently packing while alive.
These ladies and gentlemen are the true thoughts and feelings of a skin
freak.
This Taylor kid is sick, sick, sick.
> Don't despair. I'm hung like CheetosŽ. Small, misshapen, and leaves a
> mess on your hands....
LOL... Ah, shit, major coffee spew.
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gee ...talk about your idee fixe ?
>
> Never heard of Uncle Miltie?! CHRIST!!!! It doesn't get any better than
> Milton Berle's long intact (uncircumcised/uncut) penis with lamb's ear
> soft foreskin. Even in (his) death, it's like, 10 times better than what
> Colin Farrel's currently packing while alive.
Berle, uncut. I'm sure everyone who attended his bris would agree.
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You're not joking. I think Adam West said in his book that Batman was
actually cancelled because ABC was uncomfortable with the skintight
costumes, Ward's bulge, etc....It was yanked at the height of its popularity
(the show I mean).
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Sure you are... not.
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>> ===========================
>>
>> there are women & men too out there
>> so without shame that NO indignity is too great
>> to hinder them in their quest for BIG penis ...
>>
>> i'm thoroughly disgusted with the lot of them
>>
>
>Sure you are... not.
Sure he is, they are his competition.<g>
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> Berle, uncut. I'm sure everyone who attended his bris would agree.>
LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Well, at least those who are male (ehe):
Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)
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What about Larry Fine [b. Feinberg] of the Three Stooges?
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Marty Feldman was American?
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----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Peter Sellers was British he had a Jewish mother he grew up in Finchley North London.
American in the sense that one cannot be a major star, unless one is
part of the Hollywood movie industry! All the founding fathers of
Hollywood were European-Jews. Does their nationality lessen the
significance of one of America's most influential mediums in the world?
A medium that has billions of insatiable devotees! BTW, I forgot to
include one of my all-time favorite Jewish comedians: Don "The Merchant
of Venom" Rickles (b. NYC). ehe The man must be in his 80s, and he
still makes me PISH in my pants!ehehe Especially when he appears on
Jay, Dave or Conan!eh He always manages to give the black musicians
from Jay & Conan TSOURIS!ehehe -D, NYC "In New York, even if you're
Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to
be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred
Schneider, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."The rest of the country
looks upon New York like we're left-wing communist Jewish homosexual
pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes and I live here." ehe -
WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer) in "Annie
Hall".."What was most striking about Woody Allen's humor...is that this
Jewish anxiety at the center of his wit touched something alive in
America at the moment and went out beyond us...It made Jews of
Gentiles...It meshed so perfectly with the deepest undercurrents of
feeling in the national life that it made outsiders of us all.." -
VIVIAN GORNICK (Village Voice).."Most Texans think Hanukkah is some
sort of duck call!" eh - RICHARD LEWIS (insert you know what
here!ehe).."Go right, there's Chinatown; go left, Little Italy. Uptown,
Harlem. Midtown, Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews. Queens, Koreans. It's a
cheap way to have relatives." ehe - JOAN RIVERS (b. Molinsky, umpteenth
sweet, Jewish NYer).."The first sex symbol in movie history was Jewish"
- THEDA BARA (b. Goodman).."The star of the "first" talkie was Jewish"
- AL JOLSON (b. Yoelson).."The first theatre to be used solely for the
showing of motion pictures was built by a Jew" - ADOLPH
ZUCKER(Paramount)..."Thousands & thousands of details go into the
making of a film. It is the sum total of all these things that either
makes a great picture or destoys it" - DAVID O. SELZNICK (one of the
founding Jewish fathers of Hollywood -Paramount/RKO/MGM/Selznick
International).."All the folks in Manhattan are sad..because they look
at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
SINATRA..Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team" - BILLY
JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top 100 selling artists
of all-time).."New York is simply a distillation of the United States,
the most of everything, the conclusive proof that there is an American
civilization. New York is casual, intellectual, subtle, effective, and
devastatingly witty. But her sophisticated appearance is the thinnest
of veneers. Beneath it there is power, virility, determination and
sense of destiny." - RAYMOND F. LOEWY, 1964..."New York, you are an
Egypt! But an Egypt turned inside out. For she erected pyramids of
slavery to death, and you erect pyramids of democracy with the vertical
organpipes of your skyscrapers all meeting at the point of infinity of
liberty!" - SALVADOR DALI.."New York is the only real city-city" -
TRUMAN CAPOTE
written by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne.
>All the folks in Manhattan are sad..because they look
> > at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
> > SINATRA.>
> written by Sammy Cahn (b. Cohen, Manhattan) and Jule Styne.>
Don't tempt the YID of TID (yours truly) to jive the great list of
Jewish composers!eh We'd also be here for an eternity!eh -D, NYC "I
think of music as Jewish because it's dramatic, it's intense, it has a
certain passionate lyricism to it. I can't imagine it written by a GOY"
- AARON COPLAND (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - "Dean of American
composers").."Irving Berlin (umpteenth sweet NY-raised Jew) has no
place in American music..He is American music!" - JEROME KERN (insert
you know what here!ehe).."I'm lost, I'm found, I'm up, I'm down, but
somehow I survive - it's got to be the New York City rhythm in my life"
- BARRY MANILOW (b. Pincus, ditto!eh).."Los Angeles is for those who
sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city will make me
dance like New York" - MADONNA (Kabbalah-licious (ehe) - honorary Jew,
hoping that she converts!ehe)
http://tinyurl.com/3npsf (NYC - safest, largest city in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/3qkd3 (NYC Statistics & Fun Facts)
http://tinyurl.com/3c6kk (Top 10 Places America Goes To Have Fun -
Times Square)
http://tinyurl.com/3nyhl (America's 5 Most/Least Expensive Cities To
Live In: #1 - NYC - most expensive)
http://tinyurl.com/46f53 (NY, NY - Capital Of The World)
http://www.forbes.com (NY: 3 of Top 5 Most Expensive Homes in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/3juvb (New York Jewish History)
http://tinyurl.com/7hexr (Best States For Raising Healthy Kids: #2 -
NY)
http://tinyurl.com/5zmb6 (Temple Emanu-El, NYC - World's Largest
Synagogue - Guinness World Record holder)
http://tinyurl.com/5gs58 (Brach's - World's Largest Kosher Supermarket,
NY)
http://tinyurl.com/5phxf (US Study - Jews Richer Because Of Religion)
http://tinyurl.com/5gd3p (A Study In Differences - Are Jews Smarter?)
http://tinyurl.com/38m6o (Jewish population of the US by State)
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http://tinyurl.com/68ttu (Jewish Nobel Prizes)
http://tinyurl.com/6qb5e (Is It True - Do Jews Win More Nobel Prizes
than anyone else?)
http://tinyurl.com/4cz9j (Tel-Aviv - Top 10 High-Tech Cities In The
World)
http://tinyurl.com/6exvb (Phenomenon Of The Jews)
http://tinyurl.com/ihif (Jews, IQs & Nobel Laureates)
http://tinyurl.com/5tn7u (Do Jews Run Hollywood!? You Bet They do, and
what of it?)
Not to mention the bigs, The Gershwyns, Arlen, Rodgers, Hart,
Hammerstein........and Loesser, Sondheim, Weill, Bernstein, Coleman,
Lerner, Loewe, Kander, Ebb, Harburg, Lane, Harnick, Bock, Romberg,
Harbach.....Bacharach, Carole King, Lieber, Stoller, Simon, Dylan,
Cohen, Joel, Nyro.... etc.
It's a little crazy actually, so much tunefulness.
;-)
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> CliffB wrote:
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>
> Don't tempt the YID of TID (yours truly) to jive the great list of
> Jewish composers!eh We'd also be here for an eternity!eh -D, NYC "I
> think of music as Jewish because it's dramatic, it's intense, it has a
> certain passionate lyricism to it. I can't imagine it written by a GOY"
> - AARON COPLAND (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - "Dean of American
> composers").."Irving Berlin (umpteenth sweet NY-raised Jew) has no
> place in American music..He is American music!" - JEROME KERN (insert
> you know what here!ehe).."I'm lost, I'm found, I'm up, I'm down, but
> somehow I survive - it's got to be the New York City rhythm in my life"
> - BARRY MANILOW (b. Pincus, ditto!eh).."Los Angeles is for those who
> sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city will make me
> dance like New York" - MADONNA (Kabbalah-licious (ehe) - honorary Jew,
> hoping that she converts!ehe)
[...]
My mother did what you did with celebrities she liked. Arthur Godfrey became
Artie Gottfried. Pete Seeger changed into Pete Singer. And the principal of
the Catholic parochial school was the Mother Shapiro.
Leon
Charlie
The name was Cohan and it is not Jewish but Irish.
FK
He too be a sweet Jew!eh Cohan is often assumed, but not Jewish. Ditto
for Skelton, unless anyone can stump the YID of TID?!ehe Three of the
biggest "often assumed but not Jewish" celebrities are Garry & Penny
Marshall (Italian) and Norman Jewison (Irish) the filmmaker!ehe As the
Hollywood joke goes: "Norman Jewison isn't!" eh Ironically, he also
directed Fiddler On The Roof! LOL! -D, NYC "Roumanian-Yiddish cooking
has killed more Jews than Hitler" - ZERO MOSTEL (umpteenth sweet,
Jewish NYer).."The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're
left-wing communist Jewish homosexual pornographers. I think of us that
way sometimes and I live here" eh - WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg,
umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer) in "Annie Hall".."This Tennessee-born Jew
made the New York Times the most powerful newspaper in America - ADOLPH
S. OCHS.."We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on
man....stayin'alive..." - BEE GEES.."When you're growing up in
Brooklyn, The Bridge is like a friend" - BARRY MANILOW (b. Pincus,
umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."New York is the place where they say -
hey babe, take a walk on the wild side" - LOU REED (b. Rabinowitz -
insert you know what here!eh).."When you get caught between the moon &
New York City, the best that you can do is fall in love" - CHRISTOPHER
CROSS (Arthur's Theme - penned by sweet Jews Burt Bacharach & Carol
Bayer Sager).."More history happened in New York than in any other
place in the nation" - KENNETH T. JACKSON, Columbia University
Professor, Encyclopedia of New York".."New York is simply a
> The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
> Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Moses Harry Horwitz (Moe), Jerome Horwitz (Curly), and Samuel Horwitz
(Shemp). Horwitz itself changed from Hurwitz by their father.
And Larry Fineberg.
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