A list: A-C
Jess Nevins
(The following may or may not be true, and is based on hearsay, rumor,
and gossip. Proceed at your own risk. Believe what you want & reject the
rest)
Adams, Bryan. Prefers the company of gentlemen. Linked with
Todd Oldham.
Adams, Maude. Bisexual. Linked to Bruce Dern & OJ Simpson.
Reportedly took Dern to court for penetrating her while filming a
simulated
sex scene during the movie _Tattoo_.
Adjani, Isabelle. Formerly with Daniel Day Lewis & Warren Beatty.
Affleck, Ben. Sub-literate jerk. May possibly be more than just
friends with Matt Damon. Linked with Pamela Anderson, Sandra Bullock,
Salma Hayek, and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Agassi, Andre. Humorless, vain airhead. Possibly closeted. Had an
affair with Barbra Streisand. Married to Brooke Shields.
Aikman, Troy. FOD.
Albert, Prince, of Monaco. FOD? Linked with Angie Everhart,
Kylie Minogue, Brooke Shields, Claudia Schiffer, and Sharon Stone.
Al Fayed, Dodi. Linked to Princess Diana, Darryl Hannah, Princess
Stephanie of Monaco, Winona Ryder, and Brooke Shields.
Allen, Woody. Neurotic pedophile who took up with his adopted
daughter and betrayed the esteem millions held him in; still literally
cannot
understand what the problem is. Linked with Diane Keaton & Mia Farrow;
had affair with teenager during filming of Manhattan.
Alley, Kirstie. Divorced from Parker Stevenson. Scientologist.
Given to boasting publicly about her partners' sexual skill. Recovering
drug
addict. Has a torture chamber in her house. Linked with James Wilder.
Allman, Gregg. Recovering drug addict. Linked with Cher.
Reportedly introduced porn star Savannah to the biz when she was only
16.
Almodovar, Pedro. Gay.
Ames, Willie. Currently a tedious born-again Christian.
Amos, Tori. Record industry brat whose first attempt at a prog-rock
album was so laughably bad it was suppressed. Employed casting
couch to get the chance to make the follow-up album. Needs to get over
herself.
Anderson, Gillian. Divorced. Single mom; daughter reportedly
fathered by David Duchovny. May have a drinking/drug problem. Rumored
to be bisexual. Hot-tempered.
Anderson, Laurie. Linked to Lou Reed.
Anderson, Loni. Failed marriage to and bitter divorce with Burt
Reynolds; held her adopted son hostage in the divorce.
Anderson, Pamela. Ex-wife of Tommy Lee. Has breast implants.
Videotaped sex with her husband; tape was then stolen from them
and widely sold. Continues to be surprised that no one takes her
seriously.
Pregnant again. Formerly with Ben Affleck, Scott Baio, Dean Cain &
Sylvester Stallone.
Anderson, Richard Dean. Closeted FOD or bisexual. Linked with
Justine Bateman, Lara Flynn Boyle, Marlee Matlin, Sela Ward, and
Katarina Witt.
Andress, Ursula. Formerly married to John Derek, which means
she's suffered enough. Linked with Jean-Paul Belmondo, Marlon Brando,
Sean Connery, James Dean, John DeLorean, Harry Hamlin, Dennis
Hopper, Marcello Mastroianni, Ryan O'Neal, and Peter O'Toole.
Andrews, Julie. Reportedly closeted L____, in long-term
relationship with Carol Burnett. Married to Blake Edwards.
Aniston, Jennifer. Linked with Adam Duritz, Tate Donovan, Paul
Rudd, and Brad Pitt.
Ann-Margret. Linked with Johnny Carson, Eddie Fisher, Steve
McQueen, and Elvis Presley.
Apple, Fiona. Humorless, self-important brat.
Arbuckle, Fatty. Slut. Unfairly convicted of killing a younger
actress via Coke bottle rape.
Archer, Anne. Scientologist.
Arnaz, Desi. Philandering SOB, but Lucille Ball loved him, so I
shouldn't say any more. Alcoholic. Married to Lucille Ball; linked with
Ginger Rogers, Cesar Romero, and Lana Turner.
Arnold, Tom. Failed marriage to Roseanne Barr; bitter divorce
from her. Large drug user & dealer. Has hair implants. Treats his
assistants
badly. Former tabloid snitch.
Arthur, Jean. Bisexual.
Astaire, Fred. Difficult to work with. Linked with Ginger Rogers.
Azaria, Hank. Linked with and merkin for Helen Hunt.
Bacall, Lauren. Bailed on supporting victims of McCarthy because
"they were Communists." Married to Humphrey Bogart; linked with Kirk
Douglas, James Garner, Burgess Meredith, Frank Sinatra, and Emmanuel
Ungaro.
Baez, Joan. Bisexual, although she now denies any former same-sex
relationships. Formerly with Bob Dylan.
Baio, Scott. Closeted bisexual. Former unrestrained relationship
with Erin Moran; also linked with Pamela Anderson and Heather Locklear.
Jodie Foster claims to have made out heavily with him, as well.
Baldwin, Alec. Married to Kim Basinger. Arrogant SOB. Punches
out photographers. Acts like spoiled infant on-set. Left Janine Turner
almost literally at the altar. Drug problem.
Baldwin, Danield. Cokehead.
Baldwin, Stephen. So enamored of himself he probably masturbates
while holding up his own facial shot.
Ball, Lucille. Long-suffering wife of Desi Arnaz; smart, smart
woman and a great comedienne. Alcoholic, and not a good mother to her
children. Linked with Milton Berle, Henry Fonda, Peter Lawford, Robert
Mitchum, George Raft, George Sanders, and Orson Welles.
Banderas, Antonio. Left his wife for Melanie Griffith. Not the
brightest bulb in the lamp.
Bankhead, Tallulah. Omnisexual, and enjoyed it. Hilarious
raconteur & source of many great stories. Drug user. _All About Eve_ was
reportedly about her. Linked with John Barrymore, Sr., Robert Benchley,
Leonard Bernstein, Marlon Brando, Yul Brynner, Winston Churchill (!),
Gary Cooper, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr, Greta Garbo, Billie Holliday, Libby
Holman, Beatrice Lillie, Hattie McDaniel, Burgess Meredith, Edward R.
Murrow, and Johnny Weissmuller.
Banks, Tyra. Breast implants. Difficult to work with. Linked with
Michael Johnson, Seal, John Singleton, and Tiger Woods.
Bardot, Brigitte. Animal rights activist. Linked with Warren Beatty,
Jean-Paul Belmondo, Marlon Brando, Sean Connery, Alain Delon, Mick
Jagger, Louis Malle, and Roger Vadim.
Barker, Clive. Out and open about it.
Barkin, Ellen. Formerly married to Gabriel Byrne.
Barrymore, Drew. Enjoys playing both sides of the field; openly
admits to being B______. Flashed Dave Letterman on camera. Had messy
breakup with her domineering mother. Didn't make it through high school.
Hygienically challenged. Recovering drug & alcohol addict. Linked with
Jeremy Davies, Val Kilmer, Courtney Love, Jack Nicholson (when she was
13 or 14), and Chris O'Donnell, and Luke Wilson.
Bartel, Paul. Openly out.
Baryshnikov, Mikhail. Linked with Leslie Brown, Jessica Lange,
Liza Minelli, Isabella Rossellini, and Janine Turner.
Basinger, Kim. Acts like a spoiled infant on- and off-set. Jerk.
Recovering cocaine and alcohol addict. Married to Alec Baldwin. Linked
with Jeff Bridges, Sean Connery, Richard Gere, Michael Keaton, Prince,
Robert Redford, Burt Reynolds, and Mickey Rourke.
Bateman, Justine. Linked with Richard Dean Anderson.
Bates, Kathy. L______.
Bearse, Amanda. L______.
Beatty, Warren. Slut supreme; the only person he hasn't slept with
is me (and, okay, Shirley Maclaine). Currently married to Annette
Benning.
Also reportedly humorless, homophobic, and unpleasant - and, BION, not
good in bed, according to H-wood prostitutes. Difficult to work with.
Linked with (deepbreath) Isabelle Adjani, Brigitte Bardot, Candice
Bergen,
Sonia Braga, Judy Carne, Cher, Julie Christie, Joan Collins, Britt
Ekland,
Jane Fonda, Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn, Bianca Jagger, Diane Keaton,
Madonna, Vivian Leigh, Jackie Onassis, Michelle Phillips, Diana Ross,
Diane Sawyer, Stephanie Seymour, Carly Simon, Barbara Streisand, Liv
Ullman, Mamie Van Doren, and Natalie Wood (along with a cast of
thousands).
Belmondo, Jean-Paul. Linked with Ursula Andress & Brigitte
Bardot.
Bening, Annette. Married to Warren Beatty.
Bergen, Candice. *swoon* Closeted L______ Widow of the late
Louis Malle, for whom she provided beard services. Linked with Warren
Beatty, Jerry Brown, Robert F. Kennedy, Henry Kissinger (oh, Candice,
how _could_ you?), Jack Nicholson, Burt Reynolds, and Terence Stamp.
Bergin, Michael. FOD. Bathhouse habitue'.
Bergman, Ingrid. Linked with Yul Brynner, Gary Cooper, Bing
Crosby, Burgess Meredith, Gregory Peck, Anthony Quinn, Omar Sharif,
Spencer Tracy. Shocked Hollywood and America by going to Europe and
having a child out of wedlock. Mother of Isabella Rosselini. One of the
10
Most Beautiful Women Ever.
Berkley, Elizabeth. Formerly with Paul Verhoeven.
Berle, Milton. Sour, unpleasant man. Notorious for stealing other
comedians' jokes/gags. Legendary implement. Once "dated" Marilyn
Monroe; also linked with Lucille Ball, Theda Bara, Veronica Lake,
Aimee Semple Macpherson, and Nancy Reagan.
Bernhard, Sandra. L____/bisexual. Had affair with Madonna; also
possibly linked with Debi Mazur and/or Jennifer Grey.
Bernstein, Leonard. Bisexual; had a preference for teenaged
African-Americans. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead, Rudolf Nureyev, and
Lana Turner.
Berry, Chuck. Coprophile.
Berry, Halle. Formerly married to wife-beater David Justice, and
formerly abused by one of her men. "Temperamental" (read: difficult to
work with). Formerly a very pricey kept woman. Linked to Prince Albert
of Monaco, Kevin Costner, Spike Lee, Eddie Murphy, and Wesley Snipes
(reportedly the one who beat her and rendered her near-deaf in one ear).
Bertinelli, Valerie. Difficult to work with. Linked with Eddie Van
Halen (as well as most men within her general vicinity).
Bisset, Jacqueline. Has some brains behind her beauty. Linked with
Alexander Godunov, Dean Martin, Marcello Mastroianni, Steve McQueen,
Ryan O'Neal, Frank Sinatra, and Terence Stamp.
Black, Karen. Scientologist.
Blackwell, Mr. Bitch Supreme (I mean that in a good way). FOD.
Linked with Cary Grant, Tyrone Power, and Randolph Scott.
Bleeth, Yasmine. Hygienically challenged. Linked with Richard
Grieco.
Bonaduce, Danny. Drug user. Beat up a transvestite hooker.
General impression he projects is of a jerk.
Bogarde, Dirk. FOD. Linked with Judy Garland.
Bogart, Humphrey. Cheated on his wife; affairs with Lauren Bacall
and Louise Brooks.
Bolton, Michael. Vain. Deserves a sound thrashing. Linked with
Ashley Judd & Nicollette Sheridan.
Bonet, Lisa. Difficult to work with. Linked with Lenny Kravitz.
Bow, Clara. Enjoyed men - many and often. Infamous in
Hollywood for her enthusiasm and endurance; was "special friend" to the
entire 1929 (1927?) USC football team. Linked with Eddie Cantor, Gary
Cooper, John Gilbert, Bela Lugosi and John Wayne.
Bowie, David. Huge drug abuser. Married to Iman. Openly bisexual
& supposedly linked at one time with Mick Jagger; also linked with
Bianca
Jagger and Marianne Faithfull.
Boyer, Charles. Committed suicide following the death of his wife.
Linked with Katharine Hepburn and Hedley Lamarr.
Boyle, Lara Flynn. Good old girl. Linked with Richard Dean
Anderson and Kyle Maclachlan.
Branagh, Kenneth. "Early in his career was ambitio-sexual - would
sleep with anyone to advance his career." Cute but conceited. Possibly
yet
another Great Gay British Actor. Couldn't handle his then-wife's
success and pouted, causing Emma Thompson to divorce him. Linked with
Helena Bonham Carter.
Brando, Marlon. Alien/freak. Semi-closeted bisexual. Not a good
father to his children. Glutton. A slut, in his time. Difficult to work
with.
Linked with Ursula Andress, Tallulah Bankhead, Brigitte Bardot, Joan
Collins, Wally Cox, Faye Dunaway, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Moreno, Jackie
O, and Shelley Winters.
Bridges, Jeff. Former heavy drug user. Linked to Kim Basinger,
Valerie Perrine and Cybill Shepherd.
Bridges, Todd. Long string of drug busts.
Broderick, Matthew. Married to Sarah Jessica Parker. Formerly
with Jennifer Grey, Helen Hunt, and Penelope Ann Miller. Killed a mother
and daughter in a traffic accident in Ireland, and is reportedly still
contrite
over it. Is destined for Hell because of Ferris Bueller. Possible FOD.
Brooks, Louise. Razor-sharp as well as beautiful. Linked with
Humphrey Bogart, Charlie Chaplin, Greta Garbo, and William S. Paley.
Brown, Bobby. All-around asshole. Married to and merkin for
Whitney Houston. Linked with Madonna. Wife-beater and generally
abusive towards women. Slut, alcoholic and drug addict. Most likely
riddled with every sexually-transmitted disease so far discovered.
Unpleasant personality. Some of the worst humanity has to offer.
Brown, Jerry. Fruitloop. Linked with Candice Bergen, Stevie
Nicks, Linda Ronstadt, Liv Ullman, and Natalie Wood.
Brown, Downtown Julie. Multiple plastic surgeries.
Brown, Julie. L______.
Browne, Jackson. Talentless, conceited hack and abuser of women.
Beat Darryl Hannah while he was involved with her.
Brynner, Yul. Conceited. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead, Ingrid
Bergman, Joan Crawford, Marlene Dietrich, Judy Garland, Gina
Lollabrigida, Marilyn Monroe, and Nancy Davis Reagan.
Bujold, Genevieve. Difficult to work with. Linked with Elliot
Gould.
Bullock, Sandra. Linked with Ben Affleck, Matthew
McConaughey, Chris O'Donnell, Jason Patric, and with Dweezil Zappa.
Burghoff, Gary. Difficult to work with. Has a mangled hand.
Burke, Delta. Difficult to work with.
Burnett, Carol. Reportedly a Closet L______. So adorable most
men would marry her anyway. Reported long-term relationship with Julie
Andrews.
Burr, Raymond. Closet case. Linked with Tuesday Weld.
Burton, Richard. Drunkard. Closet case. Abused women. Funneled
money to IRA. Two marriages to Elizabeth Taylor. Also linked with Zsa
Zsa Gabor, Ava Gardner, Jean Simmons, Susan Strasburgh, Barbra
Streisand, Lana Turner and Raquel Welch.
Busey, Gary. Drug user. Wife-beater. Linked with Babs Streisand.
Bush, Barbara. Married to George Bush. Reportedly nice in her
dotage but vicious to social outsiders as a college girl.
Bush, George. "Glad-handing sack of shit." Prissy and
sanctimonious hypocrite. Had long-time affair while married to Barbara
Bush; hired his mistress as State Dept spokeswoman. Also reported to
have enjoyed the favors of "party girls,"
Bush, Kate. "The most stoned woman in Britain." Alcoholic. Holds
a number of, shall we say, "off-beat" religious & philosophical ideas.
Linked with Peter Gabriel & David Gilmour.
Butler, Brett. Escaped from marriage to a wife-beater. Recovering
alcoholic. Got breast implants, and has a penchant for exposing her new
teats to anyone - particularly cute young (_young_) men. Unpleasant to
her
cast and crew.
Butler, Dan. Not-so-closeted queen, albeit low-key about it.
Byrne, Gabriel. Formerly with Ellen Barkin, Naomi Campbell,
Madonna, and Julia Ormond.
Caan, James. Abuser of women. Alcoholic & cocaine user. Patron
of Heidi Fleiss.
Cage, Nicholas. Married to Patricia Arquette. Didn't make it
through high school. Attacks paparazzi. Formerly with Laura Dern, Sarah
Jessica Parker, and Uma Thurman.
Cain, Dean. Vain pretty boy. (*Very* pretty). Reportedly easy to
work with. Might be playing for the home team. Reportedly deflowered
Brooke Shields. Formerly with Pamela Anderson and Gabrielle Reece (who
he treated badly).
Caine, Michael. Recovering alcoholic. Linked with Faye Dunaway
& Bianca Jagger.
Cameron, James. Conceited putz. Cheated on Linda Hamilton with
Suzy Amis.
Campbell, Naomi. Unpleasant woman. Drug addict; recently
hospitalized for an overdose. Poster child for Assholes Of America
(Models Division). Dim bulb. Linked to Eric Clapton, Adam Clayton,
Robert De Niro, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Quincy Jones, Eddie
Murphy, Sean Penn, Sly Stallone, and Mike Tyson.
Campbell, Neve. Linked with Matthew Perry.
Capote, Truman. Gay (duh). Drunk. Linked with Errol Flynn and
Tyrone Power.
Carne, Judy. Bisexual. Linked with Warren Beatty, Steve
McQueen, Burt Reynolds, Vidal Sassoon.
Carey, Mariah. A certain problem with faithfulness. Linked to Puffy
Coombs, Matt Dillon, Grant Hill and Derek Jeter.
Carrey, Jim. Unpleasant man, simultaneously rampantly insecure
and hideously conceited. Extreme hypochondriac. Married to and soon will
be divorced from Lauren Holly. Didn't make it through high school. Has
been known to act extremely childishly on-set. Has sexually harassed
numerous actresses.
Carson, Johnny. Jury is still out on whether he is a manipulative,
cold, creepy jerk, or simply a clueless and stupid innocent who was
overly-well-protected by his handlers. Wife-beater. Linked with
Ann-Margaret,
Angie Dickinson, Morgan Fairchild, Sally Field, and Mamie Van Doren.
Carter, Lynda. Alcoholic.
Caruso, David. Egotistical. Difficult to work with.
Cates, Phoebe. Linked with Kevin Kline.
Caulkin, Macaulay. Little brat; messed up on drugs - somewhat
understandable, given his father (as thorough an ogre as you're likely
to
run across outside of the Crosby household). Molested by Michael
Jackson.
Chamberlain, Richard. Closeted FOD.
Chan, Jackie. Very private about his personal life. Provides no
reliable gossip, damn him. Reportedly a very nice, down-to-earth man.
His marriage fell apart because he was never home. Reportedly linked
with
Anita Mui and Maggie Cheung.
Chaplin, Charlie. Had a taste for young women. "Notoriously
oversized." Linked with Louise Brooks, Marion Davies, Paulette Goddard,
Hedy Lamarr, Pola Negri, and Lupe Velez.
Chapman, Graham. Gay. Alcohol & drug abuse.
Chapman, Tracy. Dyke. Linked with Alice Walker.
Chase, Chevy. Vain, humorless, unpleasant man. Recovering drunk.
Cher. Unpleasant personality. Penchant for younger men; linked
with Gregg Allman, Warren Beatty, Sonny Bono, Tom Cruise, David
Geffen, John Heard, Val Kilmer, Richie Sambora, Gene Simmons, and Eric
Stoltz. More plastic surgery (including breast implants) than anyone
(except Michael Jackson) thought the human body could withstand.
Difficult to work with.
Cherry, Nineh. L_____/bisexual.
Chevalier, Maurice. Closet case. Linked with Merle Oberon.
Chow Yun Fat. The Coolest Man Alive.
Christensen, Helena. Linked with Jon Bon Jovi, Adam Clayton,
Billy Corgan, Liam Gallagher, Michael Hutchence, Dave Stewart, and
Michael Stipe.
Christie, Julie. L____/bisexual. Linked with Warren Beatty, Brian
Eno, Omar Sharif, Donald Sutherland, and Terence Stamp.
Clapton, Eric. Hasn't had a happy life; recovering drug addict.
Linked with Naomi Campbell, Sheryl Crow, Mick Jagger, Janis Joplin, and
Michelle Pfeiffer.
Clark, Arthur C. Pedophile (hey, I don't believe it, either, but that's
the rumor).
Clift, Montgomery. Closet queen. Drunkard. Linked with James
Dean and Elizabeth Taylor.
Clinton, Bill. Corrupt gladhanding weasel. (Likable in person).
Horn-dog; reportedly nailed Sharon Stone on election evening. Rumored to
have slept with Markie Post. Merkin for Hillary Clinton. Underendowed.
Clinton, Hillary. Dyke/bisexual; reported to have slept with
one/both of the Fosters and George Stephanopoulous. Corrupt,
manipulative power behind Bill Clinton.
Clooney, George. Reportedly a nice guy. Slut. Linked with Kelly
Preston.
Close, Glenn. Linked with Woody Harrelson, William Hurt, Jeremy
Irons, Kevin Kline, and Cam Neely.
Colbert, Claudette. Bisexual. Linked with Gary Cooper.
Coleman, Gary. Admitted virgin at age 30.
Collins, Joan. Doxy who is not aging well. Linked with, oh, just
about everyone, including Warren Beatty, Harry Belafonte, Marlon
Brando, Sydney (son of Charlie) Chaplin, Robert Evans, Dennis Hopper,
Anthony Newley, Ryan O'Neal, Terence Stamp, and Robert Wagner.
Reportedly was a hooker when she first arrived in Hollywood.
Connery, Sean. Arrogant and self-satisfied sexist. Abuser of
women. Never graduated from high school. Wears a toupee. Notorious
tightwad. Linked with Ursula Andress, Brigitte Bardot, Kim Basinger, Zsa
Zsa Gabor, Lana Turner, Shelley Winters, and Lana Wood.
Connick Jr, Harry. Punk, albeit a talented one.
Cooper, Gary. Unthinking conservative; worked with HUAC, damn
his eyes. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead, Ingrid Bergman, Clara Bow,
Claudette Colbert, Marlene Dietrich, Anita Ekberg, Paulette Goddard,
Libby Holman, Grace Kelly, Carole Lombard, Sophia Loren, Patricia Neal,
Merle Oberon, Barbra Stanwyck, Lupe Velez & Mae West.
Copperfield, David. Vain and preening jerk. Hair-fetishist. Linked
with Claudia Schiffer, although reportedly she only goes out with him
because he pays her a _lot_ of money. Also rumored to have a huge
collection of gay porn, and possibly be a FOD.
Cornwell, Patricia. Dyke. Stalked/stalks Jodie Foster; seems to be
quite unstable. While researching a book, got involved with an FBI
agent;
said agent's husband then tried to kill Cornwell.
Costner, Kevin. Humorless slut who overestimates the level of his
own talent. Prone to interfering with production, direction, etc of his
films.
Linked with Halle Berry, Elle Macpherson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kelly
Preston, and Mira Sorvino.
Cox, Courtney. Junkie. Linked with David Arquette, Adam Duritz,
Michael Keaton, Conan O'Brien, and Christian Slater.
Crane, Bob. Into S&M. Liked to pick up prostitutes and videotape
his sex with them. Bludgeoned to death by a shady businessman in a hotel
room post-videotaping.
Crawford, Cindy. Former wife/beard to Richard Gere. Closet
L____. Hard to work with. Linked with/used as merkins Robert De Niro
and Val Kilmer.
Crawford, Joan. "Slept with every male star at MGM except
Lassie." Vain and unpleasant personality. Horrible to her children.
Broke
into Hollywood by starring in porn films. Abused by her parents.
Alcoholic.
Clean freak. Reportedly killed her husband. Linked with Dorothy Azner,
Jean-Pierre Aumont, Yul Brynner, Jackie Cooper, Kirk Douglas, Douglas
Fairbanks, Jr, Henry Fonda, Glenn Ford, Clark Gable, John Garfield,
Jackie
Gleason, Cary Grant, Rock Hudson, JFK, Tyrone Power, Martha Raye,
Barbara Stanwyck, Franchot Tone, Spencer Tracy, John Wayne, Johnny
and Weissmuller.
Crosby, Bing. Unpleasant, cold personality. Treated family horribly
and was physically abusive towards his children. Alcoholic. Linked with
Joan Bennett, Ingrid Bergman, Joan Blondell, Frances Farmer, Grace
Kelly, and Mary Martin.
Crow, Sheryl. Drug addict. Difficult to work with. Linked with Eric
Clapton.
Cruise, Tom. Married to Nicole Kidman. Friend of Dorothy.
Merkin for Nicole Kidman. Scientologist. Vain & arrogant. Formerly
involved with Cher, Rebecca DeMornay, Heather Locklear, and Mimi
Rogers. Reportedly linked with Paul Newman. Never graduated from high
school.
Curtis, Jamie Lee. Pothead. Married to Christopher Guest.
Curtis, Tony. Linked with, oh, just about everybody (including
Janet Leigh, Marilyn Monroe and Mamie Van Doren). Abused by his
mother. Recovering drug & alcohol addict.
Cusack, John. Linked with Minnie Driver and Uma Thurman.
Jess Nevins
>
> I almost forgot, Jess . . . THANK YOU for your postings! They were a great
> read!
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed them.
jess - now, if anyone can give me some juicy gossip
on Neve Campbell...
Fred Hunter
> Adams, Maude. Bisexual. Linked to Bruce Dern & OJ Simpson.
> Reportedly took Dern to court for penetrating her while filming a
> simulated
> sex scene during the movie _Tattoo_.
If she was linked to Dern it was only by him -- she didn't take him to court for
penetrating her, he took her to court for publicly stating that they actually had
had sex doing the scene, which she said was a bold-faced lie.
F
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Erika Klein
>
> In article <36C8B8...@ix.netcom.com>, jjne...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
> The List
>
> umm....this is probably a dumb question, but what the hell....could someone
> please explain what "FOD" stands for? i either forgot (don't laugh, it's
> been known to happen!!!) or i never knew what it meant. thanks in advance
> for being nice about it!
> pammcc
> (blushing)
>
> --
> pammc...@worldnet.att.net
> If you want to reply to me, take the trash out!
> Look me up on ICQ. My number is 8925979.
FOD=Friend of Dorothy's=gay
E-Brake
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>
> (The following may or may not be true, and is based on hearsay, rumor,
> and gossip. Proceed at your own risk. Believe what you want & reject the
> Alley, Kirstie. Divorced from Parker Stevenson. Scientologist.
> Given to boasting publicly about her partners' sexual skill. Recovering
> drug addict. Has a torture chamber in her house. Linked with James Wilder.
Hmm, this reminded me of a BI from Star 6/98:
"After a messy divorce this major TV actress finally found the love of her
life. She's making big plans to marry her dream man and turn her Hollywood
home into the ultimate love nest - complete with a fully-equipped S&M dungeon..."
While not married yet, they do share conjoined homes. hmmmm.
> Anderson, Gillian. Divorced. Single mom; daughter reportedly
> fathered by David Duchovny. May have a drinking/drug problem. Rumored
> to be bisexual. Hot-tempered.
Another BI on the brain, this one from 8/97 Star:
"This award-winning TV actress has a legion of adoring male fans enthralled by
her cool and aloof sex appeal. On camera this beauty plays very hard to get
but in real life it's another story, especially after a couple of drinks.
Recently the ice princess visited a Hollywood strip club and her heart melted
over one of the topless female dancers...."
Finally:
> Reiner, Rob. Limping by on massive daily doses of antidepressants.
Recent Movieline BI (last month), regarding an actor/director/producer who can
"barely get from point A to point B without massive doses of antidepressants"
As a Blind Item freak (my collection going back a couple years), I enjoyed
your post, Jess!
-E.
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(MB's note: now, be warned: I may wander off the topic path during this, so if
that offends you, well, you'll be offended)
>Adams, Bryan. Prefers the company of gentlemen. Linked with
>Todd Oldham.
Why did I think he was linked with a supermodel last summer?
>Agassi, Andre. Humorless, vain airhead. Possibly closeted. Had an
>affair with Barbra Streisand. Married to Brooke Shields.
Not to mention he's become a lousy tennis player.
>Alley, Kirstie. Divorced from Parker Stevenson. Scientologist.
So did Kirstie get Park that *great* job on Baywatch to avoid paying him
alimony?
>Allman, Gregg. Recovering drug addict. Linked with Cher.
Um, he was *married* to Cher and had a kid with her.
>Ames, Willie. Currently a tedious born-again Christian.
After years of drug abuse and run-ins with the law.
>Amos, Tori. Record industry brat whose first attempt at a prog-rock
>album was so laughably bad it was suppressed. Employed casting
>couch to get the chance to make the follow-up album. Needs to get over
>herself.
There was a piece on Extra recently about her rape years ago. Now, if a
feature spot on Extra doesn't mean you're mainstream, what does? (Note: Tori
has my sympathy and my respect for the sorrow the rape caused and her recovery
from it.)
>Anderson, Gillian. Divorced. Single mom; daughter reportedly
>fathered by David Duchovny.
Better D.D. than some idiot named Clyde Klotz.
>Anderson, Richard Dean. Closeted FOD or bisexual. Linked with
>Justine Bateman, Lara Flynn Boyle, Marlee Matlin, Sela Ward, and
>Katarina Witt.
Didn't he just have a baby beard with someone?
>Baldwin, Danield. Cokehead.
Damn! Love that brevity!
>Berry, Chuck. Coprophile.
I made the mistake of introducing someone at work to Usenet and they ran across
this word on ASG and asked me, out loud, at my desk, what it meant -- and
didn't want to take "I'll e-mail it to you" as an answer.
>Bonaduce, Danny. Drug user. Beat up a transvestite hooker.
>General impression he projects is of a jerk.
Any idea where he ended up with Big 105 changed formats and canned him? They
were paying out the balance of his contract -- he only got in about six months
of the three years he had signed for.
>Brown, Julie. L______.
Miss Julie Brown? Miss Julie Brown's a l______? NO WAY! I didn't know that!
>Butler, Brett. Escaped from marriage to a wife-beater. Recovering
>alcoholic. Got breast implants, and has a penchant for exposing her new
>teats to anyone - particularly cute young (_young_) men. Unpleasant to
>her
>cast and crew.
What's she up to? While I've been home with pneumonia, I started watching
reruns of her shows (yes, my brain is turning even further to mush). Did she
just drop off the radar screen?
>Cage, Nicholas. Married to Patricia Arquette. Didn't make it
>through high school. Attacks paparazzi. Formerly with Laura Dern, Sarah
>Jessica Parker, and Uma Thurman.
So are these two (Cage and Arquette) living in the same house yet? They were
maintaining two separate residences at one point.
>Cain, Dean. Vain pretty boy. (*Very* pretty). Reportedly easy to
>work with. Might be playing for the home team. Reportedly deflowered
>Brooke Shields. Formerly with Pamela Anderson and Gabrielle Reece (who
>he treated badly).
Sheesh, I would be *afraid* to treat Gabrielle Reece badly -- she looks like
she could slap someone upside the head mightily.
>Cher. Unpleasant personality. Penchant for younger men; linked
>with Gregg Allman, Warren Beatty, Sonny Bono, Tom Cruise, David
>Geffen, John Heard, Val Kilmer, Richie Sambora, Gene Simmons, and Eric
>Stoltz. More plastic surgery (including breast implants) than anyone
>(except Michael Jackson) thought the human body could withstand.
>Difficult to work with.
She's older than the hills if they're listing Gene Simmons as a "younger man."
Regards,
Mary Beth
~I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.~
* Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you
with experience. *
StThork
Jess Nevins wrote:
>Andrews, Julie. Reportedly closeted L____
Lady? Lapdog? Lemming? La Cosa Nostra? Laryngologist?
= Uncle Robbie
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Got a burning sensation? Ask your doctor.
Got a burning question? Ask Uncle Robbie.
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MCD LANCER
read!
pammcc
The Greatness of WOODY!!!!
<jjne...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>Alley, Kirstie. Divorced from Parker Stevenson. Scientologist.
>Given to boasting publicly about her partners' sexual skill. Recovering
>drug
>addict. Has a torture chamber in her house. Linked with James Wilder.
Alright where did this part about the "torture chamber" in her house
come from?
Kent Parks
: The List
: (The following may or may not be true, and is based on hearsay, rumor,
: and gossip. Proceed at your own risk. Believe what you want & reject the
: rest)
: Curtis, Jamie Lee. Pothead. Married to Christopher Guest.
Well, if we're talking hearsay and gossip, don't forget "hermaphrodite"...
Kent
Kent Parks
:> please explain what "FOD" stands for? i either forgot (don't laugh, it's
:> been known to happen!!!) or i never knew what it meant. thanks in advance
:> for being nice about it!
: FOD=Friend of Dorothy's=gay
My question is, why is it OK to write "drug addict" or "wife beater", yet
"Lesbian" or "bisexual" are mysteriously (euphemistically?) abbreviated?
Ditto with Friend of Dorothy...
Kent
StThork
Jess Nevins wrote:
>Andrews, Julie. Reportedly closeted L____
Llama? Lutheran? Libertarian? Lollipop?
Mags The Axe
Mags
E-Brake <ebr...@nospamthankssirius.com> wrote in message
news:36C902E5...@nospamthankssirius.com...
>Jess Nevins wrote:
>>
>> The List
>>
>> (The following may or may not be true, and is based on hearsay, rumor,
>> and gossip. Proceed at your own risk. Believe what you want & reject the
>> rest)......(strategically snipped)
>
>> Alley, Kirstie. Divorced from Parker Stevenson. Scientologist.
>> Given to boasting publicly about her partners' sexual skill. Recovering
>> drug addict. Has a torture chamber in her house. Linked with James
Wilder.
>
>Hmm, this reminded me of a BI from Star 6/98:
>"After a messy divorce this major TV actress finally found the love of her
>life. She's making big plans to marry her dream man and turn her Hollywood
>home into the ultimate love nest - complete with a fully-equipped S&M
dungeon..."
>
>While not married yet, they do share conjoined homes. hmmmm.
>
>> Anderson, Gillian. Divorced. Single mom; daughter reportedly
>> fathered by David Duchovny. May have a drinking/drug problem. Rumored
>> to be bisexual. Hot-tempered.
>
StThork
Jess Nevins wrote:
>Andrews, Julie. Reportedly closeted L____
Looney? Lilipution? Landowner? Lepidopterist?
MCD LANCER
>Jess Nevins wrote:
>
>>Andrews, Julie. Reportedly closeted L____
>
>Looney? Lilipution? Landowner? Lepidopterist?
Jess posts in ASG, also, and l_______ is the long-running acronym for
"lesbian," because . . . . well, just because it someone posted it because they
wouldn't "say it" out loud online. One of those running jokes.
RoRoDanna
ago, as were the other ones. That does remind me though to go back and include
them on the Top 5 BI answers listing that is presently being worked on. We
have some *for sure* answers that need to be put on some of the old ones.
Mags
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Roseanne Roseannadanna
AGC Visually Impaired Item Maintenance Technician
See the Blind Item Website at: http://members.tripod.com/~Rogow/RoRo.htm
Vixinator
challenged" refer to? Multiple STDs, herpes, HIV?
=-=
vix
=-=
On 16 Feb 1999 03:56:10 GMT, Kent Parks <kmp...@nina.pagesz.net>
wrote:
Julie
>
> augh! this is killing me. what exactly does "Hygienically
> challenged" refer to? Multiple STDs, herpes, HIV?
Stinky.
Julie <--I know this because some moron on another ng called me
hygenically challenged when I disagreed with his views. I couldn't
believe he could smell me over the Internet! <g>
Killfile this!
>Righto! The Kirstie Alley dungeon one was called correctly quite some time
>ago, as were the other ones. That does remind me though to go back and include
>them on the Top 5 BI answers listing that is presently being worked on. We
>have some *for sure* answers that need to be put on some of the old ones.
>
>
>
Ok, where did this come from?
RoRoDanna
>Ok, where did this come from?
>
Whaddaya mean? I quoted the entire post I was responding to.
bob...@rocketmail.com
> she's suffered enough. Linked with Jean-Paul Belmondo, Marlon Brando,
> Sean Connery, James Dean, John DeLorean, Harry Hamlin, Dennis
> Hopper, Marcello Mastroianni, Ryan O'Neal, and Peter O'Toole.
And, I thought, Mikhail Baryshnikov. I think she's the one who has a son by
him.
> Andrews, Julie. Reportedly closeted L____, in long-term
> relationship with Carol Burnett. Married to Blake Edwards.
I read that she was in denial about losing her singing voice.
>
> Berry, Chuck. Coprophile.
And convicted peeper. He did it with a video camera in the bathroom stalls of
his restuarant.
> Berry, Halle. Formerly married to wife-beater David Justice, and
> formerly abused by one of her men. "Temperamental" (read: difficult to
> work with). Formerly a very pricey kept woman. Linked to Prince Albert
> of Monaco, Kevin Costner, Spike Lee, Eddie Murphy, and Wesley Snipes
> (reportedly the one who beat her and rendered her near-deaf in one ear).
>
Didn't Oprah try to get her back with David Justice?
> Bowie, David. Huge drug abuser. Married to Iman. Openly bisexual
> & supposedly linked at one time with Mick Jagger; also linked with
> Bianca
> Jagger and Marianne Faithfull.
I thought he took it back that he was bisexual. I guess he's got scared of the
stigma.
> Boyer, Charles. Committed suicide following the death of his wife.
> Linked with Katharine Hepburn and Hedley Lamarr.
Didn't the French think he was a Nazi collaborator?
>
>
> Brown, Bobby. All-around asshole.
'nuff said
> Coleman, Gary. Admitted virgin at age 30.
and kidneyless wonder who's been sentenced to go to anger management classes
for socking that woman.
bobbih
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>
>Righto! The Kirstie Alley dungeon one was called correctly quite some time
>ago, as were the other ones.
I can't help wondering whether Ms. Alley prefers being the "spankor" or the
"spankee."
FreeGratis
>> Andress, Ursula.
Bobbih asked:
>And, I thought, Mikhail Baryshnikov. I think she's the one who has a son by
>him.
It's Jessica Lange who has the Baryshnikov kid...Ursula Andress had a child by
Harry Hamlin. I think she was 48 or somehting when she had it, too.
-- Marianna
************************
I wish I could drive the tractor of innocence
and return to the life I never knew.
RoRoDanna
I've followed this actor for a long time and this was the first I had heard
that rumor.
Hiyachick
>"spankee."
>
*****************************
ARRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Please! In the name of all that's holy - I'm getting a visual!
Help me....
Help
me......
mslinda
>
> The List
>
> (The following may or may not be true, and is based on hearsay, rumor,
> and gossip. Proceed at your own risk. Believe what you want & reject the
> rest)
>
> Aikman, Troy. FOD.
Long affair with Lorrie Morgan
> Allman, Gregg. Recovering drug addict. Linked with Cher.
> Reportedly introduced porn star Savannah to the biz when she was only
> 16.
James "Gunsmoke" Arness' daughter Jenny killed herself after being
dumped by Allman and seeing him on TV with new flame Cher.
> Anderson, Pamela. Ex-wife of Tommy Lee. Has breast implants.
> Videotaped sex with her husband; tape was then stolen from them
> and widely sold. Continues to be surprised that no one takes her
> seriously.
> Pregnant again. Formerly with Ben Affleck, Scott Baio, Dean Cain &
> Sylvester Stallone.
Not yet divorced from Lee and not pregnant again. Also omitted is most
serious ex - Bret Michaels of Poison - and producer Jon Peters.
> Ann-Margret. Linked with Johnny Carson, Eddie Fisher, Steve
> McQueen, and Elvis Presley.
And married for 32 years to actor/producer Roger Smith. Was also engaged
to producer Burt Sugarman, who is now wed to Mary Hart.
> Bacall, Lauren. Bailed on supporting victims of McCarthy because
> "they were Communists." Married to Humphrey Bogart; linked with Kirk
> Douglas, James Garner, Burgess Meredith, Frank Sinatra, and Emmanuel
> Ungaro.
Also married to and divorced from actor Jason Robards Jr.
> Baldwin, Alec. Married to Kim Basinger. Arrogant SOB. Punches
> out photographers. Acts like spoiled infant on-set. Left Janine Turner
> almost literally at the altar. Drug problem.
> Baldwin, Danield. Cokehead.
> Baldwin, Stephen. So enamored of himself he probably masturbates
> while holding up his own facial shot.
Omitted is Billy Baldwin - wed to Chynna Phillips
> Berle, Milton. Sour, unpleasant man. Notorious for stealing other
> comedians' jokes/gags. Legendary implement. Once "dated" Marilyn
> Monroe; also linked with Lucille Ball, Theda Bara, Veronica Lake,
> Aimee Semple Macpherson, and Nancy Reagan.
Also allegedly well hung
> Bertinelli, Valerie. Difficult to work with. Linked with Eddie Van
> Halen (as well as most men within her general vicinity).
Married to Van Halen for the last 18 years
> Brooks, Louise. Razor-sharp as well as beautiful. Linked with
> Humphrey Bogart, Charlie Chaplin, Greta Garbo, and William S. Paley.
Yeah, so sharp she wound up clerking in a department store after her
career folded.
> Burke, Delta. Difficult to work with.
A matter of opinion. I didn't find this true. Wed to Gerald MacRaney.
Has profitable clothing line.
> Cain, Dean. Vain pretty boy. (*Very* pretty). Reportedly easy to
> work with. Might be playing for the home team. Reportedly deflowered
> Brooke Shields. Formerly with Pamela Anderson and Gabrielle Reece (who
> he treated badly).
Omitted country singer (and fiancee) Mindy McCready.
> Clapton, Eric. Hasn't had a happy life; recovering drug addict.
> Linked with Naomi Campbell, Sheryl Crow, Mick Jagger, Janis Joplin, and
> Michelle Pfeiffer.
And married Patti Boyd Harrison, for whom he wrote "Layla."
> Cooper, Gary. Unthinking conservative; worked with HUAC, damn
> his eyes. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead, Ingrid Bergman, Clara Bow,
> Claudette Colbert, Marlene Dietrich, Anita Ekberg, Paulette Goddard,
> Libby Holman, Grace Kelly, Carole Lombard, Sophia Loren, Patricia Neal,
> Merle Oberon, Barbra Stanwyck, Lupe Velez & Mae West.
Also very well hung and reputed to be a bisexual who slept with powerful
men to advance his career before hitting it big.
Linda C.
Andrew Stewart
>In article <36C8B8...@ix.netcom.com>,
> jjne...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>> The List
>> Bowie, David. Huge drug abuser. Married to Iman. Openly bisexual
>> & supposedly linked at one time with Mick Jagger; also linked with
>> Bianca
>> Jagger and Marianne Faithfull.
>I thought he took it back that he was bisexual.
Yes, his official line these day is that he was always a "closet
heterosexual", and that he was never really bisexual but trysexual, in
the sense of "I'll try anything once". There's little doubt that he
slept with some men (and even more women) in the late 60s and early
70s, but for the last 20 years or so, he does seem genuinely hetero.
> I guess he's got scared of the
>stigma.
I don't think it bothers him at all. Bowie just has the sort of
perverse character that gets a kick out of annoying people and mucking
up with their perceptions. If that means saying "I'm bi" to bother the
Christian Right at one point, and then "I'm a closet hetero" later to
annoy militant gay activists, either way it adds to his mystique and
keeps his name in the news and he knows there's almost no such thing
as bad publicity for a rock star.
(np: David Bowie - I'm Afraid Of Americans)
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