RealEstate: Make NO mistake about it... Kelly Ripa IS better than you!

[Taylor]

[cross-post to alt.tv.all-my-children if desired]

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/kelly-ripa-house/

Kelly Ripa is better than you
July 4th, 2008

Kelly Ripa has a nice house

Kelly Ripa’s home in Bridgehampton, New York

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-
million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of
jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get
down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy
that home. Sucker!

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kelly-ripa-house-1.jpg
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kelly-ripa-house-2.jpg
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kelly-ripa-house-3.jpg

The phallus sandtrap (sandbox?) is a nice touch. Intact (uncircumcised/
uncut), just like Mr. Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos and sons).

[HoseB]

> The phallus sandtrap (sandbox?) is a nice touch. Intact (uncircumcised/
> uncut), just like Mr. Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos and sons).

I also noticed that the mansion has TWO chimneys, each with THREE
stacks. Kelly has two breasts! Do you think she might have six nipples.
This is really Freudian. Really spooky. I'm freaking out.

[Taylor]

On Jul 6, 3:16 pm, HoseB <Ho...@tinkertoy.net> wrote:
> > The phallus sandtrap (sandbox?) is a nice touch. Intact (uncircumcised/

> > uncut), just like Mr. Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos and sons.

>
> I also noticed that the mansion has TWO chimneys, each with THREE
> stacks. Kelly has two breasts! Do you think she might have six nipples.
> This is really Freudian. Really spooky. I'm freaking out.

Maybe you mistook Kelly's gross "outie" w/ a third nipple (?).

[Anim8rFSK]

In article <_R8ck.12242$Fj5....@newsfe23.lga>,
HoseB <Ho...@tinkertoy.net> wrote:

I've seen no evidence that Kelly Lee has any breasts, and plenty that
she has no brains.

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