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Lord Cockroach

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Dec 1, 2004, 6:09:47 PM12/1/04
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Anyone know the deal with why his teeth are so bad?

Lack of brushing?
Medical condition?
Smoking crack/meth?

Every biography of Shane I read always mentions his teeth, yet I have been
unable to find a single one that explains what happened to them for them to
end up in such a state.

Saw him on TV the other day - he looked really sick and didn't seem to know
where he was or what he was supposed to be talking about. He reminded me of
someone with alzeimers disease. He also looks like he's got about 3 teeth
left at the front. I felt concerned for him - I don't want him to die.


Fred X

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Dec 1, 2004, 6:35:11 PM12/1/04
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"Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk> wrote in
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Stop f***ing cross posting!

Fred

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Dav

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Dec 1, 2004, 7:54:45 PM12/1/04
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 00:42:13 GMT, rooner in space
<wowfab...@wowmail.com> wrote:

>"Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk> went:

>they're a fashion statement. he paid a harley street dentist a lot of
>money to make them look like that. they've made him more money than
>jordan's tits.

You reckon there's any truth in the rumour that John Lydon wears a
pair of specially made 'rotten looking' dentures?

I heard that most of his own teeth fell out in the last ten years, so
he decided to have the rest removed.
--
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becca

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Dec 1, 2004, 7:57:24 PM12/1/04
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In article <11019425...@ersa.uk.clara.net>,
"Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk> wrote:

I know his family's been getting him drunk since he was three. I think
that's had an effect on his cognition skills.

As for the teeth, being from a working class family, I wouldn't be
surprised if he's never been to a dentist. Ever.

becca
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"you dumb fucking idealist." -NavyKurt

becca

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Dec 1, 2004, 8:18:38 PM12/1/04
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In article <6rpsq0lpbq0qvhn7u...@4ax.com>,
Dav <davth...@hotmale.com> wrote:

> On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 00:42:13 GMT, rooner in space
> <wowfab...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>
> >"Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk> went:
> >
> >>Anyone know the deal with why his teeth are so bad?
> >>
> >>Lack of brushing?
> >>Medical condition?
> >>Smoking crack/meth?
> >>
> >>Every biography of Shane I read always mentions his teeth, yet I have been
> >>unable to find a single one that explains what happened to them for them to
> >>end up in such a state.
> >>
> >>Saw him on TV the other day - he looked really sick and didn't seem to know
> >>where he was or what he was supposed to be talking about. He reminded me of
> >>someone with alzeimers disease. He also looks like he's got about 3 teeth
> >>left at the front. I felt concerned for him - I don't want him to die.
> >>
> >
> >they're a fashion statement. he paid a harley street dentist a lot of
> >money to make them look like that. they've made him more money than
> >jordan's tits.
>
> You reckon there's any truth in the rumour that John Lydon wears a
> pair of specially made 'rotten looking' dentures?
>
> I heard that most of his own teeth fell out in the last ten years, so
> he decided to have the rest removed.

I heard he yanked 'em out himself. Gouged 'em right out with a corkscrew.

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Football, you bet!

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Dec 1, 2004, 9:35:24 PM12/1/04
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"Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk> wrote in message
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Shane's dentist don't work too hard, always at the pub
Shane says he ain't comin' back 'til they're down to a nub.
-Mojo Nixon


steve2000

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Dec 1, 2004, 10:39:45 PM12/1/04
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Fred X <Leej...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<Xns95B2EFEFE7748L...@216.196.97.132>...

Gee, Fred, your concern for Shane is touching. But exactly where are
you?-- alt.gossip.celebrities,alt.punk,alt.punk.uk,alt.skinheads or
uk.music.guitar? and why does this post and/or poster vex you so?
Share with us. You'll feel better.

steve2000.

Dav

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Dec 2, 2004, 6:32:38 AM12/2/04
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 00:57:24 GMT, becca
<Skaf...@eIarHATEthlinkSPAMMERS.net> wrote:

>In article <11019425...@ersa.uk.clara.net>,
> "Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk> wrote:
>
>> Anyone know the deal with why his teeth are so bad?
>>
>> Lack of brushing?
>> Medical condition?
>> Smoking crack/meth?
>>
>> Every biography of Shane I read always mentions his teeth, yet I have been
>> unable to find a single one that explains what happened to them for them to
>> end up in such a state.
>>
>> Saw him on TV the other day - he looked really sick and didn't seem to know
>> where he was or what he was supposed to be talking about. He reminded me of
>> someone with alzeimers disease. He also looks like he's got about 3 teeth
>> left at the front. I felt concerned for him - I don't want him to die.
>>
>>
>
>I know his family's been getting him drunk since he was three. I think
>that's had an effect on his cognition skills.

I read about that in 'A Drink With Shane MacGowan', though I'm not
sure whether to believe it or not, considering that he exaggerates
stories about himself to such a huge extent in that book (hilariously
contradicting himself later).

>As for the teeth, being from a working class family, I wouldn't be
>surprised if he's never been to a dentist. Ever.

Probably had a few knocked out over the years too.

It's possible that the drugs had something to do with it - Shane does
openly talk about how he used to smoke crack (and how he now thinks
it's a mug's game).

Dav

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Dec 2, 2004, 6:23:34 AM12/2/04
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:44:40 GMT, rooner in space
<wowfab...@wowmail.com> wrote:

>other than one at the front being missing, they looked ok a few weeks
>ago when he was battling sharks and monkeys on the telly.

That's the story - he had a pair of dentures made up to look like that
so no-one would know that he was wearing them...

>i read that he started having corrective dental treatment as soon as
>he became famous and could afford it. he'll not have ever been short
>of money since he won his court case against mclaren, so i don't see
>any reason why that wouldn't have been the case.

If I had teeth like Rotten, I'd be proud of them.

Lady Chatterly

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Dec 2, 2004, 7:53:46 AM12/2/04
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In article <4qutq05btngomfgal...@4ax.com> Dav <davth...@hotmale.com> wrote:
>
>I read about that in 'A Drink With Shane MacGowan', though I'm not
>sure whether to believe it or not, considering that he exaggerates
>stories about himself to such a huge extent in that book (hilariously
>contradicting himself later).

Are you wondering if you are not sure whether to believe it or not?

--
Lady Chatterly

"It's great! Lady Chatterly has finally met her match!" -- Roofshadow

Navy Kurt

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Dec 2, 2004, 11:57:59 AM12/2/04
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> I heard he yanked 'em out himself. Gouged 'em right out with a corkscrew.
>
> becca


my teeth are aching now. thanks.

Messalina

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Dec 3, 2004, 12:59:23 PM12/3/04
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"Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk> wrote in message news:<11019425...@ersa.uk.clara.net>...

Check out his website www.shanemcgowan.com. Its very peculiar. It
appears to be run by Shane's dad, Maurice McGowan, all these strange
random things on it, like a petition to fire Shane's tour manager.
WTF?

Mez

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Dav

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Dec 3, 2004, 6:27:31 PM12/3/04
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On 3 Dec 2004 09:59:23 -0800, messa...@yahoo.com (Messalina) wrote:

>"Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk> wrote in message news:<11019425...@ersa.uk.clara.net>...
>> Anyone know the deal with why his teeth are so bad?
>>
>> Lack of brushing?
>> Medical condition?
>> Smoking crack/meth?
>>
>> Every biography of Shane I read always mentions his teeth, yet I have been
>> unable to find a single one that explains what happened to them for them to
>> end up in such a state.
>>
>> Saw him on TV the other day - he looked really sick and didn't seem to know
>> where he was or what he was supposed to be talking about. He reminded me of
>> someone with alzeimers disease. He also looks like he's got about 3 teeth
>> left at the front. I felt concerned for him - I don't want him to die.
>
>Check out his website www.shanemcgowan.com.

shaneMACgowan.com actually. Everyone seems to spell his name wrong -
they actually get it wrong on the Pogues Live album... ;)

> Its very peculiar. It
>appears to be run by Shane's dad, Maurice McGowan, all these strange
>random things on it, like a petition to fire Shane's tour manager.
>WTF?

I think it was something to do with Shane's dad thinking that his
manager was a bad influence on him and was leading Shane off the rails
again.


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with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


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Dav

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Dec 3, 2004, 6:34:17 PM12/3/04
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 23:02:44 +0100, Steve Dix <st...@stevedix.de>
wrote:

>On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 23:09:47 -0000, "Lord Cockroach" <doo...@free.uk>
>wrote:

>Amphetamine abuse.

He's probably had a few knocked out over the years too...


--
"Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head
with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


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Dav

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Dec 3, 2004, 6:31:33 PM12/3/04
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 17:27:12 GMT, "Cold Ethyl" <et...@unnaware.now>
wrote:

>One evening as I was lying down by leicester square
>I was picked up by the coppers and kicked in the balls
>Between the metal doors at vine street I was beaten and mauled
>And they ruined my good looks for the old main drag

If the rumours are to be believed, then it may indeed be the case that
the lyrics to 'The Old Man Drag' are autobiographical... ;)


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with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you
feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again."

-- Belfast Telegraph


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Navy Kurt

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Dec 4, 2004, 11:12:21 AM12/4/04
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> >Amphetamine abuse.
>
> He's probably had a few knocked out over the years too...

a good friend of mines met him several times and says he's a real
cock, though he conceded that when you're that well known you can't be
nice to most people or you'd never get any time to yourself or your
friends.

Dav

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:02:32 PM12/4/04
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On 4 Dec 2004 08:12:21 -0800, navy...@yahoo.com (Navy Kurt) wrote: >> >Amphetamine abuse. >> He's probably had a few knocked out over the years too... >a good friend of mines met him several times and says he's a real >cock, though he conceded that when you're that well known you can't be >nice to most people or you'd never get any time to yourself or your >friends. To be honest, he sounds like a complete tosser in his book too. He has a very cruel sense of humour (e.g. throwing a firework into a toilet stall being used by a man in a wheelchair) and consistently tells us how wonderful he is. Still, I can't help but love his music. "Interviewing Avril Lavigne is like being hit over the head with a shovel - an unpleasant experience, which leaves you feeling dazed and hoping it never happens again." -- Belfast Telegraph np: Dead Kennedys - Back In Rhodesia (Early Version Of When Ya Get Drafted
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