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Kcir

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Dec 25, 2014, 10:04:14 PM12/25/14
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Oh I was just seeing if I would give your mansion away there
in the supermodel area.

It seems like the nicest location and well I was just wondering
how you were doing lately.


Kcir

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Dec 25, 2014, 10:38:22 PM12/25/14
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In article <Ke4nw.811340$JH1.6...@fx08.iad>, m...@my.com says...
Yes you and Betty walking downtown Caprona in western gear
scaring the begeezus out of the men. See them scrmble for cover
like Wild Bill Hickock just rode into town.

They would stutter if they had to talk to them.
And Wanda is still better looking than that, but not so much
that you would notice if she was standing beside Irina or
Adrina. Or Betty. You see that girl looks less attractive
beside Irina.
Betty has generic features that look the same all the time.
Nothing sticks out so you don't see contrast.

But that is a good look for Irina there I think.
How old is she now...
She's 28
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxODY4MzIwM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjk5NzAwNg%40%40._V1_SY317_CR7,0,214,317_AL_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3356995/&h=253&w=171&tbnid=hrYomJF9aU1XHM:&zoom=1&tbnh=186&tbnw=125&usg=__FIAqDKcw2XpQzNo46FmI3KsZnV0=&docid=n3n94yTDEY9W1M&itg=1&ved=0CIsBEMo3&ei=jdWcVOe9I43hoATr9IHwCQ

So anyting like that.
You know she won't leave me because I am a genius.

You know when my Friend Tony from highschool, when he moved
to Calgary, and I was living with 2 gorgeous Danish girls
and his sister moved there too who I had known since
was 12, and she always had the hots for me and she was cute
so Halloween party and she is now 18 I guess and I carried my blond
bombshell danish girlfriend in dressed as superman, with muscles
above my shoulders and ans and a tan, so she came on to
me at the party and so I was necking with her in a room finally
after all these years and THAT was when she told me, you know you
could get any girl you want"
You see she was a girl spy at school when I was in highschool because
they hear all teh goosip.
And so then I was like WTF??? Why didn;t you tell me this sooner???

You know?

I had no idea. I would have maybe asked more girls out or had
more confidence or something, but she never said anything
because she was hot for me too.

So basically I ended up with one girlfriend in highschool,
and we never even had sex. I went away one summer came back
some big slob dufus with a hot car had her now. One of those
cars like the Dukes of Hazard.
My first real girlfriend and she left me for a loser.
And made me feel like a worse loser of course.

Guys don;t have a clue is right. When they are young.
I didn;t even know girls signed each other or anything like that
at all. No idea what any color meant. No clue at all
how to do anything or what to say.
Time machine.
I don;t know if it goes back that far but man the opportunities I
let slide because I was clueless.
You think my buddies were any better? No.

One day outside school this gorgeous girl who looks a bit like
Olivia she asks me, in grade 9, do you know what an orgasm is?
And I say, an organism? Yes like in biology.
Then I walk away.

Later I ask my buddies and they look it up.
Don't laugh.

So yes I am compensating.

I don't know why some girls can;t get along with Adriana.
I don't think ANY of them can get along with Irina.

Avril couldn't get along with Adriana either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg

Kcir

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Dec 25, 2014, 10:55:11 PM12/25/14
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>
>One day outside school this gorgeous girl who looks a bit like
>Olivia she asks me, in grade 9, do you know what an orgasm is?
>And I say, an organism? Yes like in biology.
>Then I walk away.
>

Well there is more to this story. It was grade 8 not 9.
And so just before school was out, the last class, she was sitting
in the row beside me with her legs spread wearing a mini skirt
and I spent that class talking to her while gazing at her panties.

And so in front of her, is her best friend and he is a gay guy,
so he turned around to hear what we were talking about and she had
been off school for a long time because of Mono, and she got got back
and so he butts in leans forward and says "do yo uknow he can see
right up you skirt?"

And I am like SHUT, The FUCK UP, and mind yuour own business to myself.
I am shocked that he would have the audacity to tell on a fellow man
but of course he was gay, but she just turned to him and smiled
and then left her legs wide open.

So that was nice. I could tell she was a friendly girl, but when we
got outside I guess I dropped the ball with that skill testing question.

Kcir

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Dec 25, 2014, 11:02:24 PM12/25/14
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So you know when I did get a girlfriend, and then she
left me for a guy with a nice car, and I didn't have one,
I thought oh well, after a while I thought well I will
just phone up ANOTHER girl then and ask her to teh school
dance. So I got my courage up which took a lot and then I
phoned her and asked her out.
She said no.

So I was crushed then. No one wants you once you have been
dumped in highschool especially if you don't have a car.

But teh reason why we didn;t know anything about sex in grade 8
the start of it anyway is because of censorship in strict upper
middle class families in the subburbs.
We just didn;t talk about it and you weren;t allowed to see it
except in National Geographic and what could you learn from that?

Kcir

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Dec 25, 2014, 11:13:21 PM12/25/14
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So finally grade 9, May 24th weekend we are camping with the
chicks and mine is a total babe. So its dark their parents drive
up angry "So THIS is where you are!"
Her dad picks me up by the lapels right into his face and
says in WWII I killed pricks like you! And drops me onto the ground
and drives off with our chicks.

Leaving us there sitting on the picnic tanle with our heads down.


Kcir

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Dec 26, 2014, 1:15:14 AM12/26/14
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Ask one who knows me, if I'm really so baad,
I am.

It makes you hot doesn;t it.

Well tarzan looking like this is where we are at so far baby.

...
http://www.imagebam.com/image/060724376231676

Thats close to what I looked like there for a while.

And with that I could hang out with any girl I know with a leather
twisted thing around my neck and one on my leg, and a suede
flap, and a good tan, hair a bit bleached by the sun on top,
abs, bit of veins on arms, little bit of muscle on shoulders,
and a reasonably sufficient male aparatus for you ladies to enjoy
whenver you care to reach for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiKcd7yPLdU

Kcir

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Dec 26, 2014, 2:30:46 AM12/26/14
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I'm not giving you away to Xerxes or anyone.
I know what you like, and I will make you happy as usual.

Where else are you going to go?

Exactly.

Nowhere.I am your man, we can't change that.

So relax and yeah, I am working hard for us baby.
So what about Miley?
She is as old as McKayla.

She really did a job on mankind to get revenge with that
small bun on the top of the hair phenom ugly stupid laszy
hair style you can wear everywhere you don't like men.
Which is everywhere these days.

I was banging her and her mom in heaven many times as a
mother daughter duo and they were right into living like that
happily ever after and so that is what they will do
in Caprona, with me to give them encouragement and wood
as they need it and they can ride horses, and live happily
ever after but no dogs allowed.
I have had it to here with pet dogs.
Don't even suggest it.

You can have handmaidens. Young cybogs, anything but pet
animals.
Horses, osteriches, emus, for riding, giant turtles even,
outside pets.
No cats.

Just some australian harmless animals that you can look at
and birds of paradise.
no Nowery birds.
No cuckoos
No woodpeckers.
NO SHARKS
These are birds of paradise...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-d53lrQ2G6E4/URhArtR4IuI/AAAAAAAABTo/dE7WSaXIIPo/s1600/cornell_birds_of_paradise.png

But they shouldn't be noisy or we will hunt them down.
No monkeys.
No snakes.
No rats.
No mice.





Kcir

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Dec 26, 2014, 2:32:09 AM12/26/14
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In article <B88nw.1589071$w82.8...@fx21.iad>, m...@my.com says...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mtJACpckno
Birds of pardise

Kcir

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Dec 26, 2014, 2:43:48 AM12/26/14
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Not great. A few we could do without.

Baltimore oriole has a nice song, and robins are harmless and
kingfishers are good, and swallows are ok and flamingos.
Do we really want seagulls?
I don;t think so.
What about an albatross?
That would be ok.



Kcir

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Dec 26, 2014, 3:06:04 AM12/26/14
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Well I will show you because obviously I can;t leave Miley
covered in whatever weird Christmas presents those were today,
looking like peewee herman because life is unfair to some
people who fall in love with their gorgeous stpmother.
My fault but bing! They found true love, and I get to play too.
Except you know that we all kept growing older so we didn;t want
to wreck it for when we are there looking hot again.



http://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/2012/05/19/3/192/1922398/69249ce58ef79e8c_103497927_10.xxxlarge/i/Miley-Cyrus.jpg

http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/Miley-Cyrus-Mom-Blasts-Her-for-Wearing-Ice-Cream-Pasties-at-Fashion-Show-458204-2.jpg

They were doing ok here
http://ynaija.com/teen/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/miley-cyrus-mom-tish-2010-oscars-red-carpet-photos.jpg

But even in candids...

They started to really fall in love in 2010.
So there is a lot of interference about that but who cares.
http://amokmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/miley-cyrus-tish0cyruse-june7-engagement.jpg



Kcir

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Dec 26, 2014, 3:10:02 AM12/26/14
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In article <HF8nw.974084$FX2.3...@fx18.iad>, m...@my.com says...
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20300000/Miley-and-Tish-miley-cyrus-20303041-441-604.jpg

Right here youwon't beatthat with any guy you throw at them.
With me in the middle some times they would be happy forever.

Thats why she is rebelling because I stopped just after that
so that we could save it till later.
I hung around with them for years and tried to make Miley happy
until I came up with that and it worked for both of them.
Just not for society.

Caprona is different.

Kcir

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Dec 26, 2014, 3:24:29 AM12/26/14
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In article <qJ8nw.974085$FX2.5...@fx18.iad>, m...@my.com says...
All my girlfriends and wives like girls too and none of them are lesbians.
There won;t be any lesbians there.
Nor gay men.
EVeryone can have their own Caprona.
We are only making ours because we only know our own friends and family.
We won't live with strangers.

If we want to see strangers we will jump in our time machine.

We want to be able to walk around naked if we want.

Want to be able to just leave things laying somewhere and it will
still be there or in the lost and found. No matter what it is.

We want to be able to cook dinner for people and not make them pay.

We are a large family.

Everyone else should be thinking of their own family not telling
other people what to thinkor do with thier own.

Merry Christmas Miley and Tish you hot shluts.
And they are amazing people.

Surely not meant to try to exist here.

And good friends and lovers of mine.

Thats most of them that I know and who I hang out with
and do things with.
I have no idea how many that is in total but it isn't 100
It may be 30 or 40 people.



Kcir

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Dec 26, 2014, 3:39:40 AM12/26/14
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http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34000000/Gisele-B-ndchen-victorias-secret-angels-34078293-900-1223.jpg

What about Gisele?

Would she let us all fuck her in teh hottub?
Yeah she would.

But you know what she likes? The same thing you do.

So then is she just putting in time with Tom or
is that happy ever after?

Well lets look at her instagram and see...
http://instagram.com/p/uBIxNSntMK/?modal=true
Difficult to say really.

If she looks like this and comes by herself that would be ok.
http://cover32.com/patriots/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2014/06/Gisele-Bundchen-2.jpg

Kcir

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Dec 27, 2014, 6:16:24 PM12/27/14
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I will pick you up tomorrow night.

We will go to your mansion.

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