Lindsay Lohan spits an hors d'oeuvre back onto a waiter's tray
Gossip Guy
party in Hollywood. Mike Walker of the Enquirer describes what Lindsay
did that grossed everyone out:
"[Lindsay] snaked out a paw as a waiter passed by with hors
d'oeuvres, popped one in her mouth, then shrieked, "This tastes
like sh*t" - and spit it back onto the tray! As eyes rolled, Ms.
Train Wreck snagged a napkin and daintily patted her pie-hole as the
horrified waiter tossed his napkin over her disgusting spit-out,
stalked straight to the kitchen and dumped the contaminated tray!"
Agent Smith
news:1165586919.1...@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
A few years back NPR did a story about a book of ettiquette written by,
of all people, George Washington. One of his rules was "Don't put your
boots in the fireplace." What that means, NPR explained, is that if
there's a common resource, that everybody has to share, don't ruin it
for the entire group.
Lindsay, you're no George Washington.
arche...@yahoo.com
She wouldn't even know who that was. "Is that, like, Denzel's brother?"
AnthonyM1975
She would probably lie and say he is one of her advisors like Al Gore
and Hillary.
Michael T.
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>
> Agent Smith wrote:
>> "Gossip Guy" <frees...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:1165586919.1...@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> > Lindsay Lohan acted like complete white trash at a recent industry
>> > party in Hollywood. Mike Walker of the Enquirer describes what Lindsay
>> > did that grossed everyone out:
>> >
Reminds of the comment from Tom Arnold when he once described himself and
Roseanne as "America's worst nightmare-white trash with money."
subscriber1997
"Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
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but she has teeth like him
Agent Smith
news:UAfeh.42892$dN4....@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com:
If I had to choose her most wooden body part, it wouldn't be her teeth,
if you know what I mean.
subscriber1997
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i and i suspect nobody actually knows
what you ever mean Smitty
you're oracular dude
CliffB
She's actually providing top-notch entertainment value for jaded
gossip-carpers worldwide. Barely a day goes by when she doesn't act out
in some egregious or tacky or just kooked-out (or did I mean coked-out)
way. Keep up the good work Linds!
Agent Smith
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Is that a compliment?
Jack Thompson
Howard Cosell: "You're very truculent today, champ."
Ali: "I don't know what truculent means, but if it's good, that's me."
avery
"Jack Thompson" <jacques...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Oh, lord... I read this as "translucent" several times.
subscriber1997
"avery" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Duke: ya got that prolix thing goin
for ya Doomzie
Doomie: I adore your huge vocabulary baby
< fade to black >
2nz
Firewood crotch?
Agent Smith
I know what "oracular" means, and I know what "truculent" means, but I
still don't know whether is was a compliment or not.
Ken L.
wrote:
>Lindsay Lohan acted like complete white trash at a recent industry
>party in Hollywood. Mike Walker of the Enquirer describes what Lindsay
>did that grossed everyone out:
>
>"[Lindsay] snaked out a paw as a waiter passed by with hors
>d'oeuvres, popped one in her mouth, then shrieked, "This tastes
>like sh*t" - and spit it back onto the tray! <<
That stupid twit probably called them 'Horse Day Overs'.
Travoltron
> That stupid twit probably called them 'Horse Day Overs'.
>
>
In her case, Whores Day Overs.
Cathy M
Or "Hoovers Doovers" as some uneducated person I used to know would say.
dimes
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> "Travoltron" <jo...@travoltron.net> wrote in message
> news:eldc44$6ah$1...@aioe.org...
> > Ken L. wrote:
> >
> >> That stupid twit probably called them 'Horse Day Overs'.
> >>
> >>
> >
> > In her case, Whores Day Overs.
>
Or "Raised By Wolves"
Kris Baker
"Cathy M" <Cath...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I keep wanting to make a "sloppy seconds" joke.
Kris
Bigolhomo
wrote:
>Lindsay Lohan acted like complete white trash at a recent industry
Maybe someone sent her an hors d'oeuvre shaped like a turd. Damn that
chef who allowed the food tampering!
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Bigolhomo
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