Madonna changes her costumes 18 times during her Drowned World Tour concerts,
yet the mother of two has never changed a diaper!
The Material Girl shocked pals at a dinner party when she told them that diaper
duty just isn't her thing, and she's never soiled her manicured mitts cleaning
up after either daughter Lourdes, 4, or son Rocco, 1.
Do we smell a diva?
And don't think hubby Guy Ritchie, 32, gets his hands dirty either -- they have
nannies for that!
The bottom line is that prima donna Madonna, 43, has hired and fired a string
of child-care pros to make sure Rocco's tender tush is kept pampered and
powdered.
And that leaves the megastar mom plenty of time to do what she DOES enjoy --
playing with her kids and taking them on outings. Must be nice!
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but has she breastfed in a Kmart?!
that is the more important question.
aabz
HA!
But I do think Madonna should have changed at least one freakin diaper. I hate
fake mothers. Act like they're the best mommies in the world just for show,
but turn the kid over to others for the real parenting.
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There are people who actually cannot stand the smell from diapers. And it makes
them throw up. It never bothered me.
Wull
>>yet the mother of two has never changed a diaper!
>
>Are we supposed to be surprised??? <eyeroll>
i really hate madonna. just thought i'd share.
samantha
--
"i hear she still grants forgiveness..."
++tori amos, liquid diamonds++
Well, hell! I guess the baby's *really* screwed if neither of them likes to
change diapers!
>There are people who actually cannot stand the smell from diapers. And it
>makes
>them throw up. It never bothered me.
I think if it's another baby's diapers, it would make me somewhat nauseous. The
fact that it's my own baby's - doesn't bother me in the least. It kinda goes
with the territory, ya know?
She probably has, but it more than likely it WASN'T a baby she was feeding
i really hate madonna. just thought i'd share.
And I'm sure she's devistated over it. Just thought I'd share.
What was I going to do. Just leave it there until they came home?
"Ron Turner" <rbt...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20010810121214...@mb-mf.aol.com...
She let the whole world stare into her birth canal for the price of that
rotten "Sex" book.
Hear, hear!! Yes like how poor Nicole Kidman will be a single Mom - with
her nannies, housekeeper, cook, driver, etc...My heart really bleeds. The
worst to me was how Cindy Crawford got dubbed Super Mom just cos she was
(supposedly) a Super Model. <gag> When celebrities have babies people act
like no one else has ever done it before. Ugh.
I didn't say anything about fathers being excluded. They should change the
damn diapers too. And I do think most parents have changed at least one
diaper. All I'm asking is for one round, folks. Can't be selfish, now.
>There are people who actually cannot stand the smell from diapers. And it
>makes
>them throw up. It never bothered me.
If there is an allergic "I Just Can't Do It, God" reaction then that's
different. But I hate fakes who do all the cute stuff, act like they're the
best parents in the whole wide world.......then have others do the shitty
stuff.
I know. They're all like little Martha Stewart Mommies. They treat kids like
it's a freakin hobby. Go through the motions just for show. But when it comes
to the shitty stuff of parenting, the stuff that aint cute and cuddly......they
pass the buck.
How many children do you have?
After I find out, I will really ask you a question.
TIA
Wull
"What goes around, comes around"
>
I'm stunned! That's an incredible accomplishment ~ the nannies are around
24/7? Babies aren't always on a *schedule*! I find it hard to believe that
she never once found herself having to change either of the children!
(LOL!)
Michelle
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> PUSSSYKATT wrote in message <20010810090937...@mb-fd.aol.com>...
> >STAR MAGAZINE/JANET CHARLTON....
> >
> >>
> Madonna changes her costumes 18 times during her Drowned World Tour
> concerts,
> >yet the mother of two has never changed a diaper!
>
> >
> I'm stunned! That's an incredible accomplishment ~ the nannies are around
> 24/7? Babies aren't always on a *schedule*! I find it hard to believe that
> she never once found herself having to change either of the children!
> (LOL!)
She probably has live-in nannies. Come on, you honestly believe Madonna is
getting up at 2 a.m. to take care of a crying baby? I bet she rents separate
suites for the kids and the nannies in hotels.
--
~Jamie
Untrue! She goes over to Bob Hope's house once a day!
I don't personally know of *any* fathers that don't/didn't change diapers.
I would certainly think a father that refuses to change a diaper- well, I
would think that's pretty weak.
> There are people who actually cannot stand the smell from diapers. And it
makes them throw up. It never bothered me.
Your own baby's shit doesn't smell so bad. :O)
The point is, if she's *never* changed a diaper, that means she didn't get
up with them in the middle of the night, or undress them and get them ready
for their bath... Weeks worth of serious parent bonding time- the baby's
entire, well, babyhood- :::poof::: gone, and she didn't get a chance to
share because she was afraid of getting a little baby doody on her perfectly
manicured thumbs. Weird and sad.
~Bethany
I was thinking along those same lines. She must be very selfish. If she won't
be a "hands on" mom with a tiny baby, just wait for the hard stuff, like when
their teenagers. She seems a little Joan Crawford-like.
Di
Ain't it amazing how people accept this as gospel truth? I guess the source
is pretty impeccable - pals at a dinner party. How could she deny it with
such solid documentation? Seriously people, do you really think Madonna has
had a nanny with her through EVERY SECOND of her children's diaper years?
Use a little common sense.
Bigolhomo
Yes I really think someone like Madonna would.
I agree totally. Baby shit is minor league compared to when they get
older.
Diana, who speaks with more experience than God about teenagers :)
Note to self: Buy more brimstone
---------------
Keeper of Joaquin Phoenix
That's hilarious. I bet she's done a lot of things more gross than changing a
diaper!! Di
>
What? Use common sense when you can slam Madonna for every possible reason
instead? What kind of freak are you??? :-)
--
Joe
Pinky: "Brain, I was wondering...if somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds can
fly, why can't I?"
Brain: "Because you're a MOUSE."
Pinky: "Oh, well when you put it that way it all makes sense, doesn't it?"
Oh, so you're bringing Martha Stewart in this huh?? You haven't even
bothered to post about her in the loooong Martha Stewart thread ;)
DG
P's beloved gf
Well put Leslie! I'm also very annoyed when these women who have someone to
clean their homes, take care of their children, cook and do the marketing, to
take the kids whereever they need to go, persinal trainers to keep them in
shape, or plastic surgeons to suck out any fat or unslightly bulge. What
bothers me is when these women say,"It's hard doing it ALL, but its so
rewarding!!!"
RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHTTTTT
Also, Madonna's husband said once that she forced him to change
diapers - which he didn't want to - because she believes it's an
important part of the bonding proccess.
I'm sure that if Madonna did make that comment about never having
changed a diaper, it was made in jest.
I know a lot of you abhor the woman, but maybe, just maybe, she is
capable of loving her won children like the rest of you. Just a
thought.
"Bigolhomo" <readyr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<9l42ee$783la$1...@ID-84325.news.dfncis.de>...
Thanks, I thought I was the only one who recalled this interview. I think that
in this instance Madonna is getting a bad rap for pretty much nothing. It also
seems that people are kind of resentful of the fact that she can afford to hire
a full-time nanny to help out. Quite honestly, if I ever hit it rich I'm damn
sure going to get what help I can when I decide to have kids. Why let it be
harder than it has to be if you can afford help?
>"Bigolhomo" <readyr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:<9l42ee$783la$1...@ID-84325.news.dfncis.de>...
>
>> Ain't it amazing how people accept this as gospel truth? I guess the
>source
>> is pretty impeccable - pals at a dinner party. How could she deny it with
>> such solid documentation? Seriously people, do you really think Madonna
>has
>> had a nanny with her through EVERY SECOND of her children's diaper years?
>> Use a little common sense.
>>
>> Bigolhomo
>
>
>
>
>
>
~~Pete Sampras: In a class all his own~~
"and he thought he heard the echoes of a pennywhistle band, and the laughter
from a distant caravan"
Regards
Wull
None that I know of. But I HAVE done the shitwork of parenting before.
Serving as the perpetual Mr. Nice Guy babysitter for half my damn family.
But what's with your defense of fake parents? I'm not talking about average
folks who work their asses off and can't do a 101 things at once. Just annoyed
with the phonies. People like Madonna, Rosie, etc. who brag 24/7 about how
great parents they are........without doing a damn thing but trotting the
kiddies out for the public, while letting others do the real shitwork.
>STAR MAGAZINE/JANET CHARLTON....
>
>Madonna changes her costumes 18 times during her Drowned World Tour concerts,
>yet the mother of two has never changed a diaper!
>
>The Material Girl shocked pals at a dinner party when she told them that diaper
>duty just isn't her thing, and she's never soiled her manicured mitts cleaning
>up after either daughter Lourdes, 4, or son Rocco, 1.
>
>Do we smell a diva?
>
>And don't think hubby Guy Ritchie, 32, gets his hands dirty either -- they have
>nannies for that!
>
>The bottom line is that prima donna Madonna, 43, has hired and fired a string
>of child-care pros to make sure Rocco's tender tush is kept pampered and
>powdered.
>
>And that leaves the megastar mom plenty of time to do what she DOES enjoy --
>playing with her kids and taking them on outings. Must be nice!
What a lazy slob she is. Wonder if she's got someone on payroll to
wipe her *own* ass. <sternly claps hands three times rapidly>
"Wipers!"
--worm
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That is too funny. If I had coffee, it'd be a spewin
Bigolhomo
Also, remember she is the oldest girl of 8 kids. That alone tells me she's
changed her share of diapers in her life.
Bigolhomo
Janine Lauper <janine...@bol.com.br> wrote in message
<snipped>
> I'm sure that if Madonna did make that comment about never having
> changed a diaper, it was made in jest.
<snipped>
She dated Warren Beatty.
// I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend your right to say it
until threatened with some small object, such as a spoon. //
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>You are being very intolerant Ron.
>Most men do not change diapers.
I don't know of a father who doesn't. You know any couples that just had kids?
-Scott Johnson
Fry Mumia
http://www.danielfaulkner.com
>If she could be so put-out and disturbed about Rocco putting a cramp
>on her lifestyle when he was waiting to exit her Hell-Hole, that she
>could say how much she wished he would hurry up and get out of her,
>because she needed to "party" ...
Because God knows, no pregnant mother has *ever* said that before now.
Kristina
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**Keeper of Peter Wingfield and Tim McGraw**
"I'm not going to be one of those mothers that need an army of
assistants to raise my child, because what's the use of even being a
mother if you can't even raise your own child?!"
--Madonna, right before she hired "an army of assistants" to raise her
child; admitting that she had no "use of even being a mother".
>Kristina <Careless...@aol.comgoaway> wrote in message news:<vmamntclrohtp54bd...@4ax.com>...
>Yes, but are they just frustrated with the *fat look* and jokingly
>saying it ... or are they drinking alcohol at the time, like Madonna
>did?
Funny...that's the first I've heard that she was drinking while she
said it. I wonder what the next evolution of this statement will be.
And why does it matter whether it was serious or joking? My sister
*meant* it when she said it - she's also a very good mother.
>And after the birth ... don't they feel like holding their baby
>and *accepting* it? Why does Madonna always make Guy hold Rocco?
Uh oh - my husband also always carried the kids when we went out
before they could walk...guess that means I don't accept them. I hope
they never find out.
>Also, why did Madonna admit in a recent interview that Rocco and Lourdes
>were both "Unplanned Pregnancies"?
What the hell has that got to do with anything?
>"I'm not going to be one of those mothers that need an army of
>assistants to raise my child, because what's the use of even being a
>mother if you can't even raise your own child?!"
>--Madonna, right before she hired "an army of assistants" to raise her
>child; admitting that she had no "use of even being a mother".
I wonder if she makes that army practice marching, too...
>And why does it matter whether it was serious or joking? My sister
>*meant* it when she said it - she's also a very good mother.
>
>
Yes, but did she go a-gainst her announced beliefs about motherhood
... like Madonna did? Madonna did exactly what she claimed she would
*not* do.
>>And after the birth ... don't they feel like holding their baby
>>and *accepting* it? Why does Madonna always make Guy hold Rocco?
>
>Uh oh - my husband also always carried the kids when we went out
>before they could walk...guess that means I don't accept them. I
hope
>they never find out.
>
>
If you pattern yourself after Madonna ... and go a-gainst your
*intended* beliefs, then maybe you're right; only you would know if
your own actions coincide with your beliefs.
>>Also, why did Madonna admit in a recent interview that Rocco and
Lourdes
>>were both "Unplanned Pregnancies"?
>
>What the hell has that got to do with anything?
>
>
That maybe the *reason* that she hired an "Army Of Assistants" to
raise her children, after she publicly announced that she would not
depend on outside help to raise her children, just might mean that she
doesn't place the highest possible priority on "unplanned" children
... all of her other "unplanned" children managed to get themselves
aborted; at least *these* were allowed to live. Oh well...
>>"I'm not going to be one of those mothers that need an army of
>>assistants to raise my child, because what's the use of even being a
>>mother if you can't even raise your own child?!"
>>--Madonna, right before she hired "an army of assistants" to raise
her
>>child; admitting that she had no "use of even being a mother".
>
>I wonder if she makes that army practice marching, too...
>
>
Yeah, marching to the store for diapers...
>Kristina
>
<sigh>
> Also, remember she is the oldest girl of 8 kids. That alone tells me she's
> changed her share of diapers in her life.
>
> Bigolhomo
I thought the above was incorrect, so I looked it up on a Madonna site.
http://www.geocities.com/madonnabiopictures/madonnamusic.html
She's actually the third oldest of eight kids, and the only siblings she would
have possibly changed the diapers for are Jennifer and Mario, since the other
siblings were born either before her or within 1, 2, and 4 years after her.
--
~Jamie
>>And why does it matter whether it was serious or joking? My sister
>>*meant* it when she said it - she's also a very good mother.
>>
>>
>Yes, but did she go a-gainst her announced beliefs about motherhood
>... like Madonna did? Madonna did exactly what she claimed she would
>*not* do.
I think a lot of parents do..."oh, I'll never [fill in the blank]".
Then reality gets ahold of you, and realize exactly why it is that so
many people do whatever it was you said you weren't going to do.
>>>And after the birth ... don't they feel like holding their baby
>>>and *accepting* it? Why does Madonna always make Guy hold Rocco?
>>
>>Uh oh - my husband also always carried the kids when we went out
>>before they could walk...guess that means I don't accept them. I
>hope
>>they never find out.
>>
>>
>If you pattern yourself after Madonna ... and go a-gainst your
>*intended* beliefs, then maybe you're right; only you would know if
>your own actions coincide with your beliefs.
Pattern myself after Madonna...ROFL...hardly. My hubby carrying the
kids more had nothing to do with belief, and everything to do with him
being helpful and stronger than I am.
>>>Also, why did Madonna admit in a recent interview that Rocco and
>Lourdes
>>>were both "Unplanned Pregnancies"?
>>
>>What the hell has that got to do with anything?
>>
>>
>That maybe the *reason* that she hired an "Army Of Assistants" to
>raise her children, after she publicly announced that she would not
>depend on outside help to raise her children, just might mean that she
>doesn't place the highest possible priority on "unplanned" children
>... all of her other "unplanned" children managed to get themselves
>aborted; at least *these* were allowed to live. Oh well...
>
Or it could mean none of that. LOL. You seem to know an awful lot of
intimate details of Madonna's life - maybe you were the one who tipped
the Star off to the "never changed a diaper" scandal, huh?
>>>"I'm not going to be one of those mothers that need an army of
>>>assistants to raise my child, because what's the use of even being a
>>>mother if you can't even raise your own child?!"
>>>--Madonna, right before she hired "an army of assistants" to raise
>her
>>>child; admitting that she had no "use of even being a mother".
>>
>>I wonder if she makes that army practice marching, too...
>>
>>
>Yeah, marching to the store for diapers...
So how many assistants make an "army" anyway?
>
>>Kristina
>>
>
><sigh>
What's the matter? Is finding reasons to dislike Madonna's parenting
wearing on you?
While you're busy making excuses for Madonna, I still think it's
interesting to learn that Madonna considers that she has no "use of
even being a mother" ... probably thinks she's unfit to even be a
wife.
"On a scale of 1 - 10, I rate myself, ah ... ZERO, as a wife!"
--Madonna
> > If you pattern yourself after Madonna ... and go a-gainst
> > your *intended* beliefs, then maybe you're right; only
> > you would know if your own actions coincide with your
> > beliefs.
>
> Pattern myself after Madonna...ROFL...hardly. My hubby
> carrying the kids more had nothing to do with belief, and
> everything to do with him being helpful and stronger than I
> am.
>
>
So ... even if you refused to hold your baby very often, you might be
considered a more caring and devoted mother than Madonna is ...
especially if you don't have a history of abortions, like Madonna
does.
> > That maybe the *reason* that she hired an "Army Of
> > Assistants" to raise her children, after she publicly
> > announced that she would not depend on outside help to
> > raise her children, just might mean that she doesn't
> > place the highest possible priority on "unplanned"
> > children ... all of her other "unplanned" children
> > managed to get themselves aborted; at least *these* were
> > allowed to live. Oh well...
> >
>
> You seem to know an awful lot of
> intimate details of Madonna's life
>
>
And the reason for your defense of Madonna's **no "use of even being a
mother"** and her multiple abortions is based on ... your limited
information about her?
> >>> "I'm not going to be one of those mothers that need an
> >>> army of assistants to raise my child, because what's
> >>> the use of even being a mother if you can't even raise
> >>> your own child?!" --Madonna, right before she hired "an
> >>> army of assistants" to raise her child; admitting that
> >>> she had no "use of even being a mother".
> >>>
>
>>> I wonder if she makes that army practice marching, too...
>>>
>
> > Yeah, marching to the store for diapers...
>
> So how many assistants make an "army" anyway?
>
>
Yes, and every single one that she hired to raise Lourdes and Rocco
... she first promised herself that she would never hire.
> >>Kristina
> >>
> >
> ><sigh>
>
> What's the matter? Is finding reasons to dislike Madonna's
> parenting wearing on you?
>
> Kristina
>
>
"You seem to know an awful lot of intimate details of Madonna's life"
--Kristina
What's the matter Krissy, are you running out of excuses for Madonna
... is that why you need to bring your "Husband" and "Sister" into it;
is your "intimate" knowledge and information about Madonna running
low? BTW, since you've used your sister as an excuse and as a defense
for Madonna's actions ... did your sister's and Madonna's pregnancies
have any other common similarities, besides wanting the baby to hurry
up and get the Hell out of their bodies; was your sister also
unmarried when she became pregnant?
<rolls @@ eyes>
You're awfully interested in getting this crossposted as many places
as possible, aren't you? We've gone from two to four.
>Kristina <Careless...@aol.comgoaway> wrote in message news:<67gpntgv5asknd1rr...@4ax.com>...
>> On 16 Aug 2001 15:37:40 -0700, faye...@my-deja.com (All Eyes On
>> Faye) wrote:
>>
>> > Yes, but did she go a-gainst her announced beliefs about
>> > motherhood ... like Madonna did? Madonna did exactly what
>> > she claimed she would *not* do.
>>
>> I think a lot of parents do..."oh, I'll never [fill in the
>> blank]". Then reality gets ahold of you, and realize
>> exactly why it is that so many people do whatever it was
>> you said you weren't going to do.
>>
>>
>Wonder if Madonna ever said "oh, I'll never have an abortion..."
>
>While you're busy making excuses for Madonna, I still think it's
>interesting to learn that Madonna considers that she has no "use of
>even being a mother" ... probably thinks she's unfit to even be a
>wife.
I guess I better keep up - I didn't realize I was 'making excuses for
Madonna'. I thought I was pointing out how ridiculous your claims
that "[X] statement = bad parenting" are. *shrug* Better luck next
time, I suppose.
>"On a scale of 1 - 10, I rate myself, ah ... ZERO, as a wife!"
>--Madonna
>> > If you pattern yourself after Madonna ... and go a-gainst
>> > your *intended* beliefs, then maybe you're right; only
>> > you would know if your own actions coincide with your
>> > beliefs.
>>
>> Pattern myself after Madonna...ROFL...hardly. My hubby
>> carrying the kids more had nothing to do with belief, and
>> everything to do with him being helpful and stronger than I
>> am.
>>
>>
>So ... even if you refused to hold your baby very often, you might be
>considered a more caring and devoted mother than Madonna is ...
>especially if you don't have a history of abortions, like Madonna
>does.
So we've gone from 'my husband carried the kids more than I did to
help me out' to '{I} refused to hold {my} baby'. That's funny - I
can't wait to see what's next. This whole evolution of statements
things has been a theme with you from the beginning of this
conversation, I've noticed. See, I *am* paying attention.
>> > That maybe the *reason* that she hired an "Army Of
>> > Assistants" to raise her children, after she publicly
>> > announced that she would not depend on outside help to
>> > raise her children, just might mean that she doesn't
>> > place the highest possible priority on "unplanned"
>> > children ... all of her other "unplanned" children
>> > managed to get themselves aborted; at least *these* were
>> > allowed to live. Oh well...
>> >
>>
>> You seem to know an awful lot of
>> intimate details of Madonna's life
>>
>>
>And the reason for your defense of Madonna's **no "use of even being a
>mother"** and her multiple abortions is based on ... your limited
>information about her?
And I defended her "multiple abortions" [there go those personal
details you're so privy to again] where, exactly?
>> >>> "I'm not going to be one of those mothers that need an
>> >>> army of assistants to raise my child, because what's
>> >>> the use of even being a mother if you can't even raise
>> >>> your own child?!" --Madonna, right before she hired "an
>> >>> army of assistants" to raise her child; admitting that
>> >>> she had no "use of even being a mother".
>> >>>
>>
>>>> I wonder if she makes that army practice marching, too...
>>>>
>>
>> > Yeah, marching to the store for diapers...
She really must be a bitch. I'd think she'd let them take a car, at
least.
>> So how many assistants make an "army" anyway?
>>
>>
>Yes, and every single one that she hired to raise Lourdes and Rocco
>... she first promised herself that she would never hire.
So I asked "how many?", and your answer is "yes". I'm sorry, I don't
know what number "yes" represents, exactly.
I promised myself something once. I promised that I would never sit
on a different couch than my husband to watch TV like my parents
did...but...oh no! I have! Eek! I wonder what deep meaning *that*
has!
>> >>Kristina
>> >>
>> >
>> ><sigh>
>>
>> What's the matter? Is finding reasons to dislike Madonna's
>> parenting wearing on you?
>>
>> Kristina
>>
>>
>"You seem to know an awful lot of intimate details of Madonna's life"
>--Kristina
>
>What's the matter Krissy,
Feel better now?
>are you running out of excuses for Madonna
>... is that why you need to bring your "Husband" and "Sister" into it;
"Husband" and "Sister"? I must have made them up, huh? Cool, I guess
this means I don't have to buy them presents for Christmas any more.
>is your "intimate" knowledge and information about Madonna running
>low? BTW, since you've used your sister as an excuse and as a defense
>for Madonna's actions ... did your sister's and Madonna's pregnancies
>have any other common similarities, besides wanting the baby to hurry
>up and get the Hell out of their bodies;
Unlike any other woman that's ever been pregnant - you know, most
pregnant women just *loooooove* those last couple of months of
pregnancy.
>was your sister also
>unmarried when she became pregnant?
Oh look...yet *another* evolution in the "Madonna is an evil useless
mother" argument. Maybe I should keep count.
><rolls @@ eyes>
Be careful, they might get stuck that way.
<spank>
> > Wonder if Madonna ever said "oh, I'll never have an
> > abortion..."
> >
> > While you're busy making excuses for Madonna, I still
> > think it's interesting to learn that Madonna considers
> > that she has no "use of even being a mother" ... probably
> > thinks she's unfit to even be a wife.
>
>
> I guess I better keep up - I didn't realize I was 'making
> excuses for Madonna'. I thought I was pointing out how
> ridiculous your claims that "[X] statement = bad parenting"
> are.
>
>
So, you think Madonna is a *good* parent? Yes, you "better keep up -"
a-Gain, what were your *points* that proved Madonna to have good
"parenting" skills ... with her admitted abortions, drinking while
pregnant, never holding Rocco and admitting that she's "never changed
a diaper"? Here's something else for you to "point out"/make excuses
for ... why did Madonna say that she *would* take Lourdes shopping,
but she refused to play with her?
"I don't do that PLAYGROUP SHIT!!" --Madonna, trying to explain *why*
the "Army Of Assistants" were hired to play with Lourdes
> *shrug* Better luck next time, I suppose.
>
>
Keep protecting Madonna's "bad parenting" skills, if you need to.
> > So ... even if you refused to hold your baby very often,
> > you might be considered a more caring and devoted mother
> > than Madonna is ... especially if you don't have a
> > history of abortions, like Madonna does.
>
>
> So we've gone from 'my husband carried the kids more than I
> did to help me out' to '{I} refused to hold {my} baby'.
>
>
No, I said "if you refused..."
So, since you're getting so defensive ... did you refuse?
> This whole evolution of statements things has been a theme
> with you from the beginning of this conversation, I've
> noticed.
>
>
Yes, I've noticed that when you first brought it up, in defense of
Madonna never holding Rocco, you made it sound like you *never* held
your baby in public, but now you've downplayed it to your husband just
holding "more often" than you.
BTW, you refused to comment about the "history of abortions, like
Madonna does" ... and I tried to hint that you probably *didn't* make
the same mistakes that Madonna did; you ignored the statement ... why?
> >> You seem to know an awful lot of
> >> intimate details of Madonna's life
> >>
> >>
> > And the reason for your defense of Madonna's **no "use of
> > even being a mother"** and her multiple abortions is
> > based on ... your limited information about her?
> >
>
> And I defended her "multiple abortions" [there go those
> personal details you're so privy to again]
>
>
A-Gain ... your protection of Madonna, and the need to defend her is
based on what ... your lack of knowledge?
>>> I wonder if she makes that army practice marching, too...
>>>
>
> > Yeah, marching to the store for diapers...
>
> She really must be a bitch.
>
>
Yes ... I'd bet that she has them trained real good, so they'll have
to deal with the greasied manure ... and she wouldn't have to try and
be a mother to her children.
> >> So how many assistants make an "army" anyway?
> >>
> >>
> > Yes, and every single one that she hired to raise Lourdes
> > and Rocco ... she first promised herself that she would
> > never hire.
>
>
> I'm sorry, I don't know what number "yes" represents,
> exactly.
>
>
Is that your best defense for Madonna ... or are you going to bring
your husband into it?
> I promised myself something once. I promised that I would
> never sit on a different couch than my husband to watch TV
> like my parents did...but...oh no! I have! Eek! I wonder
> what deep meaning *that* has!
>
>
Now you're bringing your parents in as part of *your* defense for
Madonna?
I'm more concerned about the "deep meaning" to why you ignored the
statement about the abortions that you may or may not have had...
> > "You seem to know an awful lot of intimate details of
> > Madonna's life" --Kristina
> >
>
> > What's the matter Krissy,
>
> Feel better now?
>
>
Feel like bringing more of your family members into the conversation
... to protect Madonna?
> > are you running out of excuses for Madonna ... is that
> > why you need to bring your "Husband" and "Sister" into
> > it;
>
> "Husband" and "Sister"? I must have made them up, huh?
>
>
You're denying that you used them ... to protect and defend Madonna's
actions?
<rolls @@ eyes>
> > BTW, since you've used your sister as an excuse and as a
> > defense for Madonna's actions ... did your sister's and
> > Madonna's pregnancies have any other common similarities,
> > besides wanting the baby to hurry up and get the Hell out
> > of their bodies;
>
>
> Unlike any other woman that's ever been pregnant - you
> know, most pregnant women just *loooooove* those last
> couple of months of pregnancy.
>
>
But like I said (guess you forgot) before, when you brought your
sister in to defend Madonna, it's a lot different if your sister was
just getting tired with her new "fat look" when she "wanted the baby
out", than to have someone like Madonna that drank during the
pregnancy, admitted that the baby was an "Unplanned" baby, wanted to
"party" ... and had a history of abortions; sure hope you can tell the
difference.
> > was your sister also unmarried when she became pregnant?
> >
>
> Oh look...yet *another* evolution in the "Madonna is an
> evil useless mother" argument.
>
>
Oh look...sounds like you're protecting Madonna's actions a-Gain.
"I'm not going to be one of those mothers that need an Army Of
Assistants to raise their child, because what's the USE of even being
a mother if you can't raise your own children?!" --Madonna, admitting
that she had no "USE of even being a mother" to her own children.
BTW, a-Gain, you sneaked away from another topic. So, was it just a
shack-job for your sister when she got herself all knocked-up?
> Maybe I should keep count.
>
>
For how many times you need to protect Madonna?
> > <rolls @@ eyes>
>
> Be careful, they might get stuck that way.
>
> Kristina
>
>
Be careful, if you keep standing on the same side that has a history
of abortions, drinks while pregnant, unwed pregnancies, that said both
of her living (non-aborted) children were "Unplanned (ooops)
Pregnancies", won't change diapers, refuses to "play" (but will go
shopping) with their own children ... you might make yourself out to
be a scunt.
Oh well...
>Kristina <Careless...@aol.comgoaway> wrote in message news:<4e9rntkbloto5bgc1...@4ax.com>...
>> On 17 Aug 2001 16:02:03 -0700, faye...@my-deja.com (All Eyes On
>> Faye) wrote:
>>
>> You're awfully interested in getting this crossposted as
>> many places as possible, aren't you? We've gone from two
>> to four.
>>
>>
>And you got real skeered and trimmed it back to one group...
That would be because I don't think alt.bible or alt.abortion really
cares about Madonna, frankly. Since I live here, I'll post here,
thanks for asking.
><spank>
>
>
>> > Wonder if Madonna ever said "oh, I'll never have an
>> > abortion..."
>> >
>> > While you're busy making excuses for Madonna, I still
>> > think it's interesting to learn that Madonna considers
>> > that she has no "use of even being a mother" ... probably
>> > thinks she's unfit to even be a wife.
>>
>>
>> I guess I better keep up - I didn't realize I was 'making
>> excuses for Madonna'. I thought I was pointing out how
>> ridiculous your claims that "[X] statement = bad parenting"
>> are.
>>
>>
>So, you think Madonna is a *good* parent?
This reminds me of the post where I asked you how many an "army of
assistants" is and you replied "yes".
>Yes, you "better keep up -"
Or???
>a-Gain, what were your *points* that proved Madonna to have good
>"parenting" skills ...
Again [you really should check the spelling of that word, btw] I'm not
trying to make *points* that Madonna is a good parent. You're the one
with the Madonna jones, honey, not me.
>with her admitted abortions, drinking while
>pregnant, never holding Rocco and admitting that she's "never changed
>a diaper"? Here's something else for you to "point out"/make excuses
>for ... why did Madonna say that she *would* take Lourdes shopping,
>but she refused to play with her?
I wouldn't know - why don't you ask her? [Hint: I don't really care,
either]
>"I don't do that PLAYGROUP SHIT!!" --Madonna, trying to explain *why*
>the "Army Of Assistants" were hired to play with Lourdes
I'm so impressed. You have now proven that Madonna is the true source
of all evil in the world.
Or maybe she did just fire you at some point and you "get back at her"
by flaming her all over Usenet.
>> *shrug* Better luck next time, I suppose.
>>
>>
>Keep protecting Madonna's "bad parenting" skills, if you need to.
Oh yes - it's all I live for.
>> > So ... even if you refused to hold your baby very often,
>> > you might be considered a more caring and devoted mother
>> > than Madonna is ... especially if you don't have a
>> > history of abortions, like Madonna does.
>>
>>
>> So we've gone from 'my husband carried the kids more than I
>> did to help me out' to '{I} refused to hold {my} baby'.
>>
>>
>No, I said "if you refused..."
>
>So, since you're getting so defensive ... did you refuse?
Uh oh, there I go not keeping up again. *tsk tsk* I didn't know I
was defensive. Thanks for filling me in, O Keeper of All Knowledgee.
>> This whole evolution of statements things has been a theme
>> with you from the beginning of this conversation, I've
>> noticed.
>>
>>
>Yes, I've noticed that when you first brought it up, in defense of
>Madonna never holding Rocco, you made it sound like you *never* held
>your baby in public, but now you've downplayed it to your husband just
>holding "more often" than you.
Ooops...you caught me. I better check my notes before I post, huh?
Just so I can keep all my lies straight, you understand.
>BTW, you refused to comment about the "history of abortions, like
>Madonna does" ... and I tried to hint that you probably *didn't* make
>the same mistakes that Madonna did; you ignored the statement ... why?
Lessee...because I wanted to? Um...how about...because I don't
know/don't care about Madonna and any abortions she may or may not
have had? Because I could give a shit about what you think about me?
Or...hrm...because I wanted to? Ooops, said that already, didn't I?
>> >> You seem to know an awful lot of
>> >> intimate details of Madonna's life
>> >>
>> >>
>> > And the reason for your defense of Madonna's **no "use of
>> > even being a mother"** and her multiple abortions is
>> > based on ... your limited information about her?
>> >
>>
>> And I defended her "multiple abortions" [there go those
>> personal details you're so privy to again]
>>
>>
>A-Gain ... your protection of Madonna, and the need to defend her is
>based on what ... your lack of knowledge?
There's that weird version of again, again...there really is a theme
to this, isn't there? Is there a test? Do I pass?
I'm still waiting to find out where I've defended her - I lost my
script and can't find it anywhere.
>>>> I wonder if she makes that army practice marching, too...
>>>>
>>
>> > Yeah, marching to the store for diapers...
>>
>> She really must be a bitch.
>>
>>
>Yes ... I'd bet that she has them trained real good, so they'll have
>to deal with the greasied manure ... and she wouldn't have to try and
>be a mother to her children.
>
>
>
>> >> So how many assistants make an "army" anyway?
>> >>
>> >>
>> > Yes, and every single one that she hired to raise Lourdes
>> > and Rocco ... she first promised herself that she would
>> > never hire.
>>
>>
>> I'm sorry, I don't know what number "yes" represents,
>> exactly.
>>
>>
>Is that your best defense for Madonna ... or are you going to bring
>your husband into it?
I'm still waiting for that number...
And I can't bring my "husband" [you forgot the quote marks this time,
silly] into it - he doesn't exist, remember?
>> I promised myself something once. I promised that I would
>> never sit on a different couch than my husband to watch TV
>> like my parents did...but...oh no! I have! Eek! I wonder
>> what deep meaning *that* has!
>>
>>
>Now you're bringing your parents in as part of *your* defense for
>Madonna?
Nope. They don't exist, either. We're all figments of your
imagination. You're really just talking to yourself, you know.
>I'm more concerned about the "deep meaning" to why you ignored the
>statement about the abortions that you may or may not have had...
And there it is, folks.
I can't believe you'd say such a thing! *sniffle* After all that
time we spent outside those houses of death together, just waiting for
those sluts to come in and have their precious infants murdered, so we
could videotape each and every one of them...you forgot me already!
I'm so disappointed.
>> > "You seem to know an awful lot of intimate details of
>> > Madonna's life" --Kristina
>> >
>>
>> > What's the matter Krissy,
>>
>> Feel better now?
>>
>>
>Feel like bringing more of your family members into the conversation
>... to protect Madonna?
I wonder how many more I could possibly cram into this post. I have
aunts, uncles, cousins...do you have a preference?
>> > are you running out of excuses for Madonna ... is that
>> > why you need to bring your "Husband" and "Sister" into
>> > it;
>>
>> "Husband" and "Sister"? I must have made them up, huh?
>>
>>
>You're denying that you used them ... to protect and defend Madonna's
>actions?
Oh, they don't care. I use them all the time. It's why my mom had my
sister, don't you know. To be my personal servant for life. That's
why I got married, too. There...truth in advertising. Aaah, feels
great.
><rolls @@ eyes>
I'm warning you...they're going to get stuck that way.
>> > BTW, since you've used your sister as an excuse and as a
>> > defense for Madonna's actions ... did your sister's and
>> > Madonna's pregnancies have any other common similarities,
>> > besides wanting the baby to hurry up and get the Hell out
>> > of their bodies;
>>
>>
>> Unlike any other woman that's ever been pregnant - you
>> know, most pregnant women just *loooooove* those last
>> couple of months of pregnancy.
>>
>>
>But like I said (guess you forgot)
Well I told you already I lost my notes.
> before, when you brought your
>sister in to defend Madonna, it's a lot different if your sister was
>just getting tired with her new "fat look" when she "wanted the baby
>out", than to have someone like Madonna that drank during the
>pregnancy, admitted that the baby was an "Unplanned" baby, wanted to
>"party" ... and had a history of abortions; sure hope you can tell the
>difference.
Blah blah blah blah....do you have that somewhere all written down so
you can just copy/paste, or do you really have to type it all out each
time? If you're typing it out, I must say, you're really
obsesse^H^H^H^H^Hdedicated, aren't you?
>> > was your sister also unmarried when she became pregnant?
>> >
>>
>> Oh look...yet *another* evolution in the "Madonna is an
>> evil useless mother" argument.
>>
>>
>Oh look...sounds like you're protecting Madonna's actions a-Gain.
Where *are* my notes, anyway? Maybe it's really a fayenatic to
English dictionary that I need. And I thought Gain was a laundry
detergent. Who knew?
>"I'm not going to be one of those mothers that need an Army Of
>Assistants to raise their child, because what's the USE of even being
>a mother if you can't raise your own children?!" --Madonna, admitting
>that she had no "USE of even being a mother" to her own children.
>
>BTW, a-Gain, you sneaked away from another topic. So, was it just a
>shack-job for your sister when she got herself all knocked-up?
I wouldn't know. I made her up, remember? Or did I make my mother
have her so I could use her as my servant? *shaking head* Silly ol'
me, there's just too many things to keep straight here.
>> Maybe I should keep count.
>>
>>
>For how many times you need to protect Madonna?
Purple.
Hey, if you can make "yes" stand for a number, I get one too.
>> > <rolls @@ eyes>
>>
>> Be careful, they might get stuck that way.
>>
>> Kristina
>>
>>
>Be careful, if you keep standing on the same side that has a history
>of abortions, drinks while pregnant, unwed pregnancies, that said both
>of her living (non-aborted) children were "Unplanned (ooops)
>Pregnancies", won't change diapers, refuses to "play" (but will go
>shopping) with their own children ... you might make yourself out to
>be a scunt.
I'm sorry, I can't find that word in the dictionary. Is it a number,
too?
>Oh well...
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
> >> I guess I better keep up - I didn't realize I was
> >> 'making excuses for Madonna'. I thought I was pointing
> >> out how ridiculous your claims that "[X] statement = bad
> >> parenting" are.
> >>
> >>
> >So, you think Madonna is a *good* parent?
> >
>
> This reminds me of the post where I asked you how many an
> "army of assistants" is and you replied "yes".
>
>
This reminds me of all the times that you protect Madonna, and when I
ask you to explain you just change the subject ... or ignore the
question.
> > Yes, you "better keep up -"
>
> Or???
>
>
You're too stupid to remember that you said "I guess I better keep
up"? Why would you say that you better keep up ... then pretend that
you don't know your reason for saying it?
> > a-Gain, what were your *points* that proved Madonna to
> > have good "parenting" skills ...
>
> Again [you really should check the spelling of that word,
> btw] I'm not trying to make *points* that Madonna is a good
> parent. You're the one with the Madonna jones, honey, not
> me.
>
>
Then why have you been defending her and protecting her ... and why
did you say that it was wrong for me to question Madonna's parenting
skills? Also, why do you counter my facts and direct quotes about
Madonna with your "you seem to know a lot about Madonna" type reply
... instead of addressing the subject?
> > with her admitted abortions, drinking while
> > pregnant, never holding Rocco and admitting that she's
> > "never changed a diaper"? Here's something else for you
> > to "point out"/make excuses for ... why did Madonna say
> > that she *would* take Lourdes shopping,
> > but she refused to play with her?
> >
>
> I wouldn't know
>
>
Then why do you keep protecting and defending her on these issues?
Just wondering ... since you keep showing that your knowledge of
Madonna is limited, but you're still hanging around to defend, are you
really defending your beliefs in abortion, unwed pregnancies, nannies
to be the "mother" ... and drinking during pregnancy?
> [Hint: I don't really care, either]
>
>
<looking around>
You're replying because you don't care? Oh ... okay.
> > "I don't do that PLAYGROUP SHIT!!" --Madonna, trying to
> > explain *why* the "Army Of Assistants" were hired to play
> > with Lourdes
>
>
> I'm so impressed. You have now proven that Madonna is the
> true source of all evil in the world.
>
>
So ... by you refusing to see anything wrong with Madonna not playing
with Lourdes (but she will go shopping), it appears that you approve
of mothers not playing with their children. Thanks!
> > Keep protecting Madonna's "bad parenting" skills, if you
> > need to.
>
> Oh yes - it's all I live for.
>
>
>
No ... did you forget that you didn't "care"? Guess your not caring
won't stop you from pretending that you "don't care" when you make
your next reply.
<chortle>
> >> So we've gone from 'my husband carried the kids more
> >> than I did to help me out' to '{I} refused to hold {my}
> >> baby'.
> >>
> >>
> > No, I said "if you refused..."
> >
> > So, since you're getting so defensive ... did you refuse?
>
> Uh oh, there I go not keeping up again.
>
>
D'Oops, it looks like you're not taking your own advice about keeping
up. Neat! 8)
> Thanks for filling me in, O Keeper of All Knowledgee.
>
>
"Knowledgee"? D'Oh!
<giggle>
> >> This whole evolution of statements things has been a theme
> >> with you from the beginning of this conversation, I've
> >> noticed.
> >>
> >>
> > Yes, I've noticed that when you first brought it up, in
> > defense of Madonna never holding Rocco, you made it sound
> > like you *never* held your baby in public, but now you've
> > downplayed it to your husband just holding "more often"
> > than you.
>
> Ooops...you caught me.
>
>
<Spank>
> > BTW, you refused to comment about the "history of
> > abortions, like Madonna does" ... and I tried to hint
> > that you probably *didn't* make the same mistakes that
> > Madonna did; you ignored the statement ... why?
>
> Um...how about...because I don't know/don't care about
> Madonna and any abortions she may or may not have had?
>
>
That's why you keep defending her, and why you think it's wrong for me
to question her admitted abortions ... because you don't "care"?
> Because I could give a shit about what you think about me?
>
>
So, your reason for defending Madonna and yourself, and for explaining
yourself to me ... is?
> > A-Gain ... your protection of Madonna, and the need to
> > defend her is based on what ... your lack of knowledge?
> >
>
> There's that weird version of again, again...there really
> is a theme to this, isn't there? Is there a test? Do I
> pass?
>
>
A-gain, it appears that your lack of knowledge has forced you to avoid
the question ... Thanks! 8)
> I'm still waiting to find out where I've defended her - I
> lost my script and can't find it anywhere.
>
>
Because every single time I mention something about her, you defend
and never seem to find anything wrong with abortions, drinking while
pregnant, etc... So, if you're not defending Madonna, are you
defending yourself? Oh, that's right ... you "don't care".
> > Is that your best defense for Madonna ... or are you
> > going to bring your husband into it?
>
> I'm still waiting for that number...
>
>
Of how many times you've been forced to explain yourself ... or how
many times you've defended something that you claim to "not care"
about?
> And I can't bring my "husband" [you forgot the quote marks
> this time, silly] into it - he doesn't exist, remember?
>
>
You're pretending that you never said "husband"? BTW, why would you
need to pretend that your husband doesn't exist ... just because I
*quoted* your *use* of the word?
> > Now you're bringing your parents in as part of *your*
> > defense for Madonna?
> >
>
> Nope. They don't exist, either. We're all figments of
> your imagination. You're really just talking to yourself,
> you know.
>
>
And you're pretending that you "don't care" even if you claim to "live
here", right?
<LMAO>
> > I'm more concerned about the "deep meaning" to why you
> > ignored the statement about the abortions that you may or
> > may not have had...
>
> And there it is, folks.
>
>
That your lack of knowledge and your not caring, forced you to defend
and make more excuses?
> >>> are you running out of excuses for Madonna ... is that
> >>> why you need to bring your "Husband" and "Sister" into
> >>> it;
> >>
> >> "Husband" and "Sister"? I must have made them up, huh?
> >>
> >>
> > You're denying that you used them ... to protect and
> > defend Madonna's actions?
>
>
> Oh, they don't care.
>
>
And you "don't care" ... oh well.
> >> Unlike any other woman that's ever been pregnant - you
> >> know, most pregnant women just *loooooove* those last
> >> couple of months of pregnancy.
> >>
> >>
> >But like I said (guess you forgot)
>
> Well I told you already I lost my notes.
>
>
You also said that you've been keeping up.
> Where *are* my notes, anyway?
>
>
Don't worry; you "don't care" about them.
> > BTW, a-Gain, you sneaked away from another topic. So, was
> > it just a shack-job for your sister when she got herself
> > all knocked-up?
> >
>
> I wouldn't know.
>
>
Then why do you keep using your sister's pregnancy as your defense?
> I made her up, remember?
>
>
You're pretending that you never said "sister"? BTW, why would you
need to pretend that your sister doesn't exist ... just because I
*quoted* your *use* of the word?
> >> > <rolls @@ eyes>
> >>
> >> Be careful, they might get stuck that way.
> >>
> >> Kristina
> >>
> >>
> > Be careful, if you keep standing on the same side that
> > has a history of abortions, drinks while pregnant, unwed
> > pregnancies, that said both of her living (non-aborted)
> > children were "Unplanned (ooops) Pregnancies", won't
> > change diapers, refuses to "play" (but will go shopping)
> > with their own children ... you might make yourself out
> > to be a scunt.
> >
>
> I'm sorry, I can't find that word in the dictionary.
>
>
That's okay, I'll just take your refusal to deny that you're any of
the above ... as your admission to being all of the above.
<cachinnating>
You don't see a difference between a joke and being serious?
Oh my goodness...
> My sister *meant* it when she said it - she's also a
> very good mother.
>
We're not talking about your sister...but since you brought her into
this, does Madonna remind you of your sister?
And how do you *know* [since you said "also"] that Madonna is a "very
good mother"?
[pointing at bicep]
So, you're not a "great mother" like Madonna and your sister?
> ><sigh>
> >
>
> What's the matter? Is finding reasons to dislike
> Madonna's parenting wearing on you?
>
> Kristina
>
You seem to be here to defend Madonna [the parent] and you consider
her and your sister to be *great mothers* [you said also]...so, what
are some of your reasons for liking Madonna [the parent]?
[kissing left bicep]
You claim [defend] that [X] statements about Madonna = "Great Mother"
...just like your sister [you said also] ;)
> So we've gone from 'my husband carried the kids more
> than I did
>
That's not what you said in your original statement. You said that he
"always carried the kids" ...guess that means that you *never* carried
the kids...
[knocking on bicep]
You're not?
You said that Madonna and your sister were "great mothers" [you said
"also"] ;)
To make that statement, you need reasons...what are they?
> I can't believe you'd say such a thing! *sniffle*
> After all that time we spent outside those houses of
> death together, just waiting for those sluts to come
> in and have their precious infants murdered, so we
> could videotape each and every one of them...you
> forgot me already!
> I'm so disappointed.
>
Are you trying to be sarcastic? You must think that Madonna's
abortions are a laughing matter. Is that why you think Madonna is such
a "great mother", like your sister?
>From: Kristina Careless...@aol.comeandgo
>
>On 19 Aug 2001 06:15:37 -0700, letemk...@leesmail.com (CoCo loves
>life sooooooo much! :) wrote:
>
>>Are you trying to be sarcastic?
>>
>
>I would never do such a thing.
>
>Kristina
>
Kristina, in her defense of Madonna as a "great mother," is forced to
lie, of course. ;)
You're sure not being honest. So, if it's not sarcasm, what is it?
[pointing at bicep]
......
>From: Kristina Careless...@aol.comeandgo
>
> I can't believe you'd say such a thing! *sniffle*
> After all that time we spent outside those houses of
> death together, just waiting for those sluts to come
> in and have their precious infants murdered, so we
> could videotape each and every one of them...you
> forgot me already!
> I'm so disappointed.
>
Are you trying to be sarcastic?
>From: Kristina Careless...@aol.comeandgo
>
>On 19 Aug 2001 05:58:59 -0700, letemk...@leesmail.com (CoCo loves
>life sooooooo much! :) wrote:
>
>>That's not what you said in your original statement. You said that he
>>"always carried the kids" ...guess that means that you *never* carried
>>the kids...
>
>You're right, of course.
>
I know...facts are facts. ;)
>We would go out - all 5 of us. He'd have a
>kid in each arm, and one clinging on to each leg, too. I made him
>carry the diaper bags and my purse around his neck just because I
>could. Sometimes I'd make him carry me piggyback at the same time.
>
>We didn't march, though.
>
You got caught lying, now you're just getting defensive...thanks.
[knocking on bicep]
>From: Kristina Careless...@aol.comeandgo
>
>On 19 Aug 2001 05:32:11 -0700, letemk...@leesmail.com (CoCo loves
>life sooooooo much! :) wrote:
>
>*snip*
>
[pointing at bicep]
>I already had this conversation with one of your personalities,
>darlin'. If you need a refresher, just read it again.
>
>Kristina
>
I never saw your answer...fact. And I don't believe that you actually
gave a direct answer, the first time. ;)
So...
*******
From: letemk...@leesmail.com (CoCo loves life sooooooo much! :)
Newsgroups: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.fan.madonna
Date: 19 Aug 2001 05:32:11 -0700
Kristina <Careless...@aol.comgoaway> wrote in message news:<ssaont0lhvleaddsi...@4ax.com>...
>
> And why does it matter whether it was serious or
> joking?
>
You don't see a difference between a joke and being serious?
Oh my goodness...
> My sister *meant* it when she said it - she's also a
> very good mother.
>
We're not talking about your sister...but since you brought her into
this, does Madonna remind you of your sister?
And how do you *know* [since you said "also"] that Madonna is a "very
good mother"?
[pointing at bicep]
*******
[I'm waiting]
>From: Kristina Careless...@aol.comeandgo
>
>On 19 Aug 2001 14:21:40 -0700, letemk...@leesmail.com (CoCo loves
>life sooooooo much! :) wrote:
>
>> So, if it's not sarcasm, what is it?
>>
>It's a light romantic comedy with just a touch of pathos.
>
>Kristina
>
You think abortions are *romantic*? No wonder you say that Madonna is
a great mother; w/ reasoning like that.
>From: Kristina Careless...@aol.comeandgo
>
>On 19 Aug 2001 14:27:33 -0700, letemk...@leesmail.com (CoCo loves
>life sooooooo much! :) wrote:
>
>>You got caught lying, now you're just getting defensive...
>
>BTW - I'm not Howdy Doody. I'm Little Lulu.
>
>Kristina
>
Great, you're getting completely away from trying to defend Madonna...thanks. ;)
[pointing at bicep]
>From: Kristina Careless...@aol.comeandgo
>
>On 19 Aug 2001 14:38:10 -0700, letemk...@leesmail.com (CoCo loves
>life sooooooo much! :) wrote:
>
>>[I'm waiting]
>
>If you're waiting for me to take this seriously, you're going to be
>waiting a long time.
>
Sounds like you're feeling super-stupid for saying that Madonna was a
"great mother" [you said "also"]...and for *trying* to defend Madonna
[the parent] on this thread. I knew that you would..thanks.
[kissing left bicep]
>From: Kristina Careless...@aol.comeandgo
>
>On 19 Aug 2001 14:48:10 -0700, letemk...@leesmail.com (CoCo loves
>life sooooooo much! :) wrote:
>
>>You think abortions are *romantic*? No wonder you say that Madonna is
>>a great mother; w/ reasoning like that.
>
>Whooo boy, you really are a one note song.
>
>Kristina <bored>
>
Giving up, so soon? ;)
[knocking on bicep]
>
> Kristina <Careless...@aol.comgoaway> wrote in message news:<3oatnt47trd5klr9c...@4ax.com>...
> >
> > I'm not trying to make *points* that Madonna is a
> > good parent.
> >
>
> You're not?
>
> You said that Madonna and your sister were "great mothers"
> [you said "also"] ;)
>
> To make that statement, you need reasons...what are they?
>
> > I can't believe you'd say such a thing! *sniffle*
> > After all that time we spent outside those houses of
> > death together, just waiting for those sluts to come
> > in and have their precious infants murdered, so we
> > could videotape each and every one of them...you
> > forgot me already!
> > I'm so disappointed.
> >
>
>
> Are you trying to be sarcastic? You must think that
> Madonna's abortions are a laughing matter. Is that why you
> think Madonna is such a "great mother", like your sister?
>
>
Kristina just appears to be *lost* on a thread that she claims to not
"care about", making excuses; caring.
> Who in hell gives a damn about what Madonna does or doesnt
> do?
>
>
You ... or you wouldn't have replied?
> None of you know shit about her anyway
>
>
You don't know that, unless you're Madonna...
> ; just cuz she gets written about in supermarket tabloids,
>
>
No, except for the title of the thread, I've been referring to *real*
books, film, and quotes directly from her 'ermied mouth; all that she
refuses to deny. If you can prove that ... what Madonna refuses to
deny ... *isn't* true, we'll wait right here for your proof.
> you think you know something. Blah blah blah blah blah.
>
>
Are you proving that you're unknowing, or that you need for all of it
to be untrue; why did you *arrive* ... did you think Madonna and her
low morals needed your protection?
>From: wulf...@hotmail.com (Sarah)
>
>Who in hell gives a damn about
>what Madonna does or doesnt do?
>
>
"Who in hell gives a damn about what Madonna does or doesnt do?" --Sarah
caring; pretending to not care
>> Group: news:alt.fan.madonna
>>
> JR_C...@webtv.net (PORFie JR) wrote:
>
>
> Hmm why do I look so queer?
>
>
> http://community-2.webtv.net/JR_CO_22/ABOUTME/media/captureD33.jpg
>
>
My favorite part is when Madonna is accused of drinking while pregnant.
Apparently, someone saw the "Music" video and decided there must have been
real booze in the glass she drank out of. Too funny. Especially since
Madonna is not much of a drinker in real life anyway, I can't imagine she
would start to booze it up once she became pregnant.
Bigolhomo
From: "Bigolhomo" readyr...@hotmail.com
> My favorite part is when Madonna is accused of drinking while pregnant.
>
>
You know that she didn't, or are you just allowing your lack of
knowledge to *guess* your way through your response?
> Apparently, someone saw the "Music" video and decided there must have been
> real booze in the glass she drank out of.
>
>
You *know* it wasn't real, or are you just guessing? Now, here's "My
favorite part" ... it's when some "Bigolhomo" flops on a thread and
fluffs his way throught it and *thinking* that he's got it figured
out; actual knowledge not needed. BTW, thweer, no ... I wasn't talkin'
'bout the "Music" video, I was referring to the fact that she admitted
to drinking Guinness during her pregnancy. Thanks for not allowing
your non-knowledge of the situation to stop you from rolling in and
pretending that you had it all figured out.
> I can't imagine she would start to booze it up once she became pregnant.
>
>
But that didn't stop you from thinking/needing for it to not be true,
thanks! 8)
> Bigolhomo
>
>
Translation: Madonna's newest Knight In 'erming Armor
"All Eyes On Faye" <faye...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:4b4da220.01082...@posting.google.com...
White trash with a phoney British accent.
> how lame can you get?
>
>
How whorishy can you get?
> She is a CELEBRITY for chrissakes.
>
>
Did you just have a stunning revelation?
> You MORONS.
>
>
"I don't CARE how I get that baby inside of me ... even if it's RAPE!"
--Sarah, whorishy moron
> You act like you know anything at all about her. How full
> of yourselfs can you get?
>
>
No, not all, just what she *admits* to in text and on film ... but
even if you know much less about her than we do, you still feel like
you need to protect her. Oh well...
> This is "stunning" indeed.
>
>
That you're too stupid to quote? No, from you, it's not stunning.
"I don't CARE how I get that baby inside of me ... even if it's RAPE!"
--Sarah, a desperate scrunt
> For about 2 hourz before everyshow, NOONE is allowed in her
> room while she gitz her hair done but Lourdes, Rocco &
> Guy!!
> kyle.
>
>
You **really** think that Madonna is going to get up out of her chair,
and play with Rocco's manure ... when Guy is in the same room???
<LMAO>
>> You've watched her ...
>>
>
> I didn't watch her change a diaper!
>
>
That stands to reason, since Madonna said she's "never changed a
diaper".
> But I did watch her with her children & she wuz just like
> any normal mother
> kyle.
>
>
You mean like "any normal mother" that's never changed a diaper and
refuses to "play" with Lourdes because it's "boring" and admitted that
both Rocco and Lourdes were nothing more than just "unplanned
pregnancies"; like "any normal mother" that had her *other* "unplanned
pregnancies" flushed down the crapper by admitting to having (at
least) 3 abortions?
<sigh>
-----
Lourdes was unplanned??? I could have sworn that I remember reading all over
the place that Madonna specifically sought out a Carlos Leon type beforehand to
father her child because she wanted her to have an ethnic look?
"You seem annoyed" --Kyle
Maybe it erases some of her guilt for saying that playing with Lourdes
is "boring" and that she doesn't "do that playgroup SHIT" ... or maybe
for her announcing to the world that Lourdes and Rocco were unplanned?
Why are you screaming ... and why do you keep snipping Madonna's
admitted (at least 3) abortions?
BTW, I haven't seen you this frothied and "annoyed" ... since you
defended "Dirk's Erection" in alt.tv.survivor
<cachinnating>
where did you find all this information?
You seem pretty proud of the fact that Madonna has such little
control, of her personal life, that she's forced to destroy her
babies...and even admit to the world that Lourdes and Rocco were both
unplanned.
[moment of silence for Madonna's shredded Catch-Colts]
BTW, not too many "human" mothers can say that they've never changed
their babies diapers, I fear.
[rolls eyes]
>From: rjr...@aol.comzyxqyzx (RJRSJ1)
AOL Member Name: "Russell and Joanna"
>Date: 21 Aug 2001 18:22:31 GMT
>Message-ID: <20010821142231...@mb-co.aol.com>
>
>
>
>>You mean like "any normal mother" that's never changed a diaper and
>>refuses to "play" with Lourdes because it's "boring" and admitted
that
>>both Rocco and Lourdes were nothing more than just "unplanned
>>pregnancies
>
>Lourdes was unplanned???
>
>
How does that shock you ... when she's needed/elected to abort soooo
many "unplanned" **Oooops** in the past? BTW, she said Rocco was also
"unplanned".
> I could have sworn that I remember reading all over the place that Madonna
> specifically sought out a Carlos Leon type beforehand to
> father her child because she wanted her to have an ethnic look?
>
>
Did you not *see* in her filmed interviews where she admitted that
"Lourdes came at a difficult time, during the filming of Evita, and
that it was absolutely not "planned"? Did you also fail to "remember
reading" where Madonna further announced her "unplanned pregnancy"
dilemma, soon after Rocco was born, that not *only* was Lourdes
unplanned ... but Rocco was also an "unplanned pregnancy"?
<cachinnating>
>From: dwb...@aol.com (Dwb0102)
>Message-ID: <20010821223044...@mb-mp.aol.com>
>
>
>
>>You mean like "any normal mother" that's never changed a diaper and
>>refuses to "play" with Lourdes because it's "boring" and admitted
that
>>both Rocco and Lourdes were nothing more than just "unplanned
>>pregnancies"; like "any normal mother" that had her *other*
"unplanned
>>pregnancies" flushed down the crapper by admitting to having (at
>>least) 3 abortions?
>
>where did you find all this information?
>
>
You're trying to say that you haven't watched any of Madonna's
countless hours of "live" and taped (from her own mouth) interviews
... or read any interviews about her ... or haven't even read her
Biography? Your lack of knowledge is your defense?
((( rolls @@ eyes )))
>>From: dwb...@aol.com (Dwb0102)
>
>>>You mean like "any normal mother" that's never changed a diaper and
>>>refuses to "play" with Lourdes because it's "boring" and admitted
>that
>>>both Rocco and Lourdes were nothing more than just "unplanned
>>>pregnancies"; like "any normal mother" that had her *other*
>"unplanned
>>>pregnancies" flushed down the crapper by admitting to having (at
>>>least) 3 abortions?
>>
Dwb0102 wrote:
>>where did you find all this information?
>>
>>
**********
From: thesn...@aol.comegetsome (Zhang Kaige)
Message-ID: <20010821184505...@mb-ci.aol.com>
>Subject: Re: Madonna has never changed a diaper
>
>From: ci...@aol.com (kyle.)
>
>>having 3 abortions and saying that both Rocco and
>>Lourdes were unplanned.
>
Kyle wrote:
> I admit that I have **read** Madonna **admit** shez' had abortionz. & Saying
> that both Rocco & Lourdes wuz **unplanned** :)
> kyle.
Zhang Kaige wrote:
Good, now maybe Madonna's fthags will stop denying those facts, like they
always have in the past.
[sigh]
--
Madonna, CoCo looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay prettier AND happier than
you...thanks. :)
http://www.geocities.com/cometotheweb/gallerys/geisha/i.JPG
http://community-2.webtv.net/cocoloveslife/LetemknowCoCo
[giggle]
>>Date: 21 Aug 2001 18:22:31 GMT
>
>>Message-ID: <20010821142231...@mb-co.aol.com>
>>
>>
>>
>>>You mean like "any normal mother" that's never changed a diaper and
>>>refuses to "play" with Lourdes because it's "boring" and admitted
>that
>>>both Rocco and Lourdes were nothing more than just "unplanned
>>>pregnancies
>>
>>Lourdes was unplanned???
>>
>>
>How does that shock you ... when she's needed/elected to abort soooo
>many "unplanned" **Oooops** in the past? BTW, she said Rocco was also
>"unplanned".
Not shocking - just perplexed. Who *are* you anyway? Carlos Leon?
>
>
>> I could have sworn that I remember reading all over the place that Madonna
>> specifically sought out a Carlos Leon type beforehand to
>> father her child because she wanted her to have an ethnic look?
>>
>>
>Did you not *see* in her filmed interviews where she admitted that
>"Lourdes came at a difficult time, during the filming of Evita, and
>that it was absolutely not "planned"? Did you also fail to "remember
>reading" where Madonna further announced her "unplanned pregnancy"
>dilemma, soon after Rocco was born, that not *only* was Lourdes
>unplanned ... but Rocco was also an "unplanned pregnancy"?
>
Musta missed that interview. I just saw the ones where she said Lourdes *was*
planned. That crazy girl - she keeps us guessing all the time, doesn't she??
><cachinnating>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>From: rjr...@aol.comzyxqyzx (RJRSJ1)
>
Marital Status: Happily...so far! ;-)
>>>Lourdes was unplanned???
>>>
>>>
>>How does that shock you ... when she's needed/elected to abort soooo
>>many "unplanned" **Oooops** in the past? BTW, she said Rocco was
also
>>"unplanned".
>
>Not shocking - just perplexed.
>
>
You're perplexed because she *tries* to pretend she's a "good mother";
a mother that had the majority of her *other* "unplanned pregnancies"
forked to death?
>>Did you not *see* in her filmed interviews where she admitted that
>>"Lourdes came at a difficult time, during the filming of Evita, and
>>that it was absolutely not "planned"? Did you also fail to "remember
>>reading" where Madonna further announced her "unplanned pregnancy"
>>dilemma, soon after Rocco was born, that not *only* was Lourdes
>>unplanned ... but Rocco was also an "unplanned pregnancy"?
>>
>
>Musta missed that interview. I just saw the ones where she said
Lourdes *was*
>planned.
>
>
How could you have missed so many interviews; the newest one dating
back to just after Rocco's birth?
> That crazy girl - she keeps us guessing all the time, doesn't she??
>
>
No ... just you; her story hasn't changed since Lourdes was born.
>>From: rjr...@aol.comzyxqyzx (RJRSJ1)
>
>> Musta missed that interview. I just saw the ones where she said
>> Lourdes *was* planned.
>>
>Subject: Re: Madonna has never changed a diaper
>From: ci...@aol.com (kyle.)
>Message-ID: <20010821174858...@ng-cl1.aol.com>
>
>
> I admit that I have read Madonna admit shez' had abortionz. & Saying
> that both Rocco & Lourdes wuz unplanned :)
> kyle.
>www.kylemcmahon.com
>
"I have read Madonna admit shez' had abortionz. & Saying that both Rocco &
Lourdes wuz unplanned :)" --Kyle, Madonna fan
<chortle>
Honey, just list the whole profile - you're *teasing* everyone.
>
>>>>Lourdes was unplanned???
>>>>
>>>>
>>>How does that shock you ... when she's needed/elected to abort soooo
>>>many "unplanned" **Oooops** in the past? BTW, she said Rocco was
>also
>>>"unplanned".
>>
>
>>Not shocking - just perplexed.
>>
>>
>You're perplexed because she *tries* to pretend she's a "good mother";
>a mother that had the majority of her *other* "unplanned pregnancies"
>forked to death?
>
>
>>>Did you not *see* in her filmed interviews where she admitted that
>>>"Lourdes came at a difficult time, during the filming of Evita, and
>>>that it was absolutely not "planned"? Did you also fail to "remember
>>>reading" where Madonna further announced her "unplanned pregnancy"
>>>dilemma, soon after Rocco was born, that not *only* was Lourdes
>>>unplanned ... but Rocco was also an "unplanned pregnancy"?
>>>
>>
>>Musta missed that interview. I just saw the ones where she said
>Lourdes *was*
>>planned.
>>
>>
>How could you have missed so many interviews; the newest one dating
>back to just after Rocco's birth?
>
>
>> That crazy girl - she keeps us guessing all the time, doesn't she??
>>
>>
>No ... just you; her story hasn't changed since Lourdes was born.
Of course I am! Why else would I be a member of AGC, pumpkin??
>
>
>
>
>
>
> I simply asked where you got
> all this information?
>
>
I gave you all the answers ... were you too insecure and defensive to
accept them; were you too insecure to accept the fact that I also
posted that others *have* read the same sources ... and confirmed my
statements?
> If you don't want to point to a verifable source (or
> can't), then I can't help that, little one.
>
>
I gave the sources and you were just too defensive and insecure, I
fear; your lack of knoweledge and your insecure inability to accept
the "varifable" sources that others *have* read ... and confirmed what
Madonna has admitted, must be your excuse and defense. Oh well...
BTW, Did BlisteredButtinTampa get sucked-in?
Yes, and it appears that you're just using Kyle as an excuse to simper
about TH3, with your "ignore them" cry ... oh well.
Do you think you'll ever be able to overtake Danny Splotch's place as
the #1 lurker-turned-feeder of AFM? We currently have a 4-way tie
(BlisteredButt, JBQGGIE, PORFie and NavyGuy) for 2nd place.
"I will unfortunately not be wasting any more of my *precious* time
replying... (and you can quote me on that... perhaps put it in your
signature line)" --BlisteredButtinTampa, making a promise to AFM...
that he would never again reply to TH3
It's really neat how ***all*** of TH3's pawns have made that exact
same promise, but their weak-will just keeps forcSSSing them to make
liars of themselves.
<chortle>
Sure does look like BlisteredButtinTampa was forcSSSed to reduce
itself ... after it's "months in the making" plan of attack failed it
so miserably.
> [rolls eyes]
>
>
> I don't think you'll ever be able to forget about how you
> fought us, the best way you knew how, and ended up getting
> completely spanked-away, bigtime. You tried about 4
> different tactics against us, at least, now you're reduced
> to simpering on the shoulders of others, fact.
>
>
> > Note: Post was addressed to Kyle. No need for a troll
> > barrage of posts, as they won't be read.
> >
>
> Of course you'll read it...that's why you sniveled on
> Kyle's shoulder...so you could continue your sniffing and
> scratching, w/o actually being energetic enough to speak to
> us, directly. ;)
>
> Stay blistered...and skeered...'kay? ;)
>
> "OUCH!!" --BodyBuilderinTears [Ms. Mann], *thinking* that
> s/he stood a chance.
>
> [giggle]
>
>
<cachinnating>
BTW, a-Gain, is your insecure denial and lack of knowledge about the
given sources the best defense you can come up with?
<chortle>
Again, it was a simple question. If you answer is that you were referring to
another person's posting for your quotes, well, then that speaks volumes about
you.
I think this person's whole obsession with Madonna speaks volumes about them.
Unless they're just trolling.............*nah*. ;-)
RJRSJ1 - waiting for one of fayenatic's oh-so-piercing comebacks...
>From: dwb...@aol.com (Dwb0102)
>
>Your mom is still ugly, sailorboy.
>
No, reduced-liar, you don't have a photo...but you **did** see a photo
of Madonna [fact] and it FORcssssssssssssssed you to try and hide it
and make up lies, as your **only** insecure defense for Madonna's
ugliness...fact. :)
[giggle]
>[cachinating]
>
Suggestions for cachinating:
1. cachinnating
2. checkmating
3. cachinnation
4. cachinnated
5. cachinnates
6. cachinnations
7. cochampioning
8. chicken-and-egg
9. kitchen-sink
10. Khachaturian
You failed at *trying* to be like TH3...thanks. :)
[chortle]
>From: dwb...@aol.com (Dwb0102)
>
>
>Your mom is still ugly, sailorboy.
>[cachinating]
>
>
Why did your defense of Madonna, and the need to run skeered from her
Hellish photos...
<<< http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2001/05/08/0002026.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/cometotheweb/gallerys/geisha/i.JPG
http://www.geocities.com/cometotheweb/gallerys/geisha/m.JPG >>>
...force you to lie, and to even try hiding your (Scream)
beggin'-for-dollars posting?
-----
From: Dwb0102 (dwb...@aol.com)
<<<Subject: ALL TY BEARS MUST GO!>>>
<<<LOOK AT ALL THESE TY BEANIE BABY BEARS ALL FOR SALE! HERE'S WHAT
YOU GET. ALL ARE MWMTS, UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED.
1 NF TEDDY
1 BRITANNIA
1 GLORY
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1 98 TEDDY
1 99 TEDDY
1 PINK FACED SPANGLE
1 THE END
1 FUZZ
EMAIL ME IF INTERESTED!
1 PRINCESS
1 BB BEAR
1 MILLENIUM
1 WALLACE
1 CLUBBY II
1 FORTUNE
1 ERIN
1 VALENTINA
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1 TY2K
1 OSITO
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1 KICKS
1 VALENTINO
1 HALO
1 RAGTIME CURLY
1 CLUBBY 01 (TAG HAS SMALL WHITE LINE BETWEEN THE T AND THE Y--A
PRINTING ERROR, NOT A SCRATCH)
1 SET OF MCDONALD'S INTERNATIONAL BEARS (GLORY, ERIN, BRITANNIA AND
MAPLE)>>>
----------
*Scream* begging?
"I'm not a beggar!" --Dwb0102
<chortle>
"[cachinating]" --Dwb0102, inept.
<cachinnating>