WWF news, rumours, gossip and innuendo for Friday, 01 March, 2002
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The final rating for last night's Smackdown came in at a 3.8. That's bad.
Especially leading up to Wrestlemania.
Ah but the rumours about what they'll do to perk things up for Wrestlemania
include the names Eric Bischoff, Ultimate Warrior and Randy Savage. I'll
assume they've already gotten started on cloning Andre the Giant. Too f'n sad
for words.
One more time: If you do not present nWo as a genuinely bad and evil threat
then you might as well let them go home and collect their downsides. This
means you tell Austin he has to job or HE can go home and collect his fucking
downside. He has to be on the losing side for awhile, none of this 'this show
you get me, that show I get you' crap. Oh, and get Stephanie off tv. Now. Or
have her pop out her boobs every show. She's killing both Triple H and
Jericho, now that he's her handmaiden/bitch.
Key points:
*Looks like the match between Billy and Chucky and APA originally scheduled for
Wrestlemania is off....they had the match on Smackdown and removed it from the
Wrestlemania card. Allrightyroo. Now they're booking WM on the fly...
*Austin had a gun! Which shoots out a net!! Which didn't work the first time
they tried it at the Smackdown taping so what you saw was a re-do. Which is
why the crowd didn't exactly pop when Nash finally got taken down by the net.
*Stephanie expects Jericho to do errands for her. Way to make the guy seem
like a real power player.
*JAPANESE SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL?? There will be a feud over this?? WTF???
Tajiri was funny as hell though.
*Ric Flair let Undertaker have it but good. Possibly the most entertaining
moment of the entire show with the exception of Al Snow running in to save
Maven from 'Taker.
*Goldust is now the new Hardcore Champion. There's a whole bunch of jokes in
this but I'm not going there.
*Christian's people skills are not all they could be. Perhaps he's a secret
McMahon
Match results:
*The Dudleyz with Jazz subbing for an 'injured' Stacy Keibler beat the Hardyz
and Lita. Well, Lita got beat anyway. I hate to shatter anyone's illusions
but I'm thinking Stacy's photo shoot injury might just have been a fake.
*The Big Show beat William Regal in a non-title match. Or Regal beat himself.
Something. Which will teach him to get clear of the giant after knocking him
out with the knuckles. Think this stuff through, dude.
*Maven retained the Hardcore title in his match with Goldust. Goldust pinned
him later after Undertaker beat the kid seven different ways to take the title
under the immensely convienient 24/7 rule. Chris Harvard was in the same
frickin' seat he had for Raw in Providence and got .5 seconds of face time.
Reports are he brought his own cheering section with him which has to be the
saddest thing since the last time Lawler tried to get himself in an angle.
*Undertaker beat the snot out of Al Snow after being challenged when Al came
out to save his protege's life. Can the Dead Man hold a grudge or what? This
would be a no contest since 'Taker never pinned Snow and got taken to the
woodshed himself by Ric Flair toting a pipe. 'Taker still doesn't have a match
at Wrestlemania with Flair, but Flair basically told him if he wanted to find
out what dirty play is like, he was welcome to get some more.
*Billy and Chuck beat APA to retain the Tag Team titles through foul play.
Well, if that was gonna be the deal at Wrestlemania, the Toronto audience can
consider themselves spared.
*Booker T beat Scotty 2 Hotty but lost the Japanese shampoo commercial to Edge.
*Kane and Triple H beat Angle and Jericho and Stephanie the master manager.
Girl, if you're gonna whack Kane with a chair put something into it. She just
will NOT take the damn Pedigree, will she?
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WWF results from Yokohama, Japan 1st March:
*Intercontinental Title match, Regal beat Edge to retain
*Lita beat Mighty Molly
*Diamond Dallas Page beat Haku, presumably to retain the European Title
*Funaki beat The Hurricane. Taka Michinoku was in Funaki's corner
*Billy and Chuck beat The Hardyz to retain the Tag Team titles
*Ric Flair came out to talk to the crowd and spoke about all the times he's
worked in Japan. Regal ran out to attack Flair and got put in the figure-four
for his reward.
*Tajiri w/Torrie Wilson beat Billy Kidman to retain the Cruiserweight title.
Green mist!!
*Kane and The Big Show beat The Dudleyz w/Stacy Keibler
*Chris Jericho pinned The Rock to retain the Unified titles. Well, he won
because the Dudleyz ran in to interfere. Then the Rock cut a promo on Jericho
implying a preference for strudel over pie.
Keiji Muto and Naoya Ogawa were the TV commentators.
Shane McMahon made an appearance to greet the crowd. The audience was said to
be really hot and appreciative of the show. Merchandise moved, let's put it
that way.
The Rock flew in on Wednesday to do publicity for the Scorpion King movie and
got the WWF a lot of media attention
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WWF house shows for the weekend:
Tonight, March 1st in Tampa, Fl:
*Challenge match: Austin vs Scott Hall w/Kevin Nash
*One Fall to a Finish: Triple H vs Kurt Angle
*Special Attraction: Hulk Hogan vs Rikishi (marking the first time Hogan's been
in a WWF ring since...forever)
*Booker T vs Rob Van Dam
*Number one contender match (for what, is what I'd like to know): APA vs Storm
and Christian
*Val Venis vs Test
*Women's title match: Jazz defending against Trish Stratus
*Spike Dudley vs X Pac (oh, fuck me, he's back)
*Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert vs Mr. Perfect and BossMan, Jacqueline as special
referee
Saturday, 2nd March in Lake Charles, Louisiana (now that song is stuck in my
head) and Sunday, 3rd Match in Ft. Worth, TX:
*Austin vs Scott Hall w/Nash
*Triple H vs Kurt Angle
*Undertaker vs Rikishi
*Booker T vs Rob Van Dam
*APA vs Lance Storm and Christian
*Val Venis vs Test
*Jazz vs Trish Stratus
*Spike Dudley vs X Pac
*Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert vs Mr Perfect and BossMan, Jacqueline as special
ref.
Weekend TV:
Jakked/Metal on Saturday, check your local listings for time and station
Excess on TNN at 10 p.m. Eastern time Tentative guests are Ivory and Nidia,
Terri and Coach are the hosts
Heat Sunday on MTV at 7 p.m. Eastern. Heat has reverted to a pre-taped version
until further notice, so there will be no live segments from WWF NY or special
guest. But now they have opening pyros. Tazz and Cole are the hosts.
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Tough Enough 2 premiered Thursday at 10 p.m. Eastern on MTV. This was the
hour-long casting special and to be honest I didn't find it at all riveting.
Nobody came across with the instant charisma of a Maven, in my opinion. Of the
girls chosen I'm thinking the tall blonde, Anni, is pretty much a shoo-in
unless she quits, gets injured or is just hopelessly uncoordinated physically.
Of the guys....well, they're mostly big, they're mostly fit and the big fireman
guy is border-line scary. What I most noticed was that Jim Ross really does
look at the talent as livestock, doesn't he? If only he could get the tall
blonde and the guy from the large family to breed.......
Tough Enough 2 will run on Thursday nights on MTV at 10 p.m. For more
information including a look at the house and the cast go here:
http://www.wwftoughenough.com/index.html I can't spend too much time there
because the big honkin' typo on the front page is just too annoying. And I'm
not telling them which word is wrong; they can proofread the text themselves.
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Baran: What I'm really looking forward to is The Osbournes on MTV. This could
rock or suck in a huge way, but it'll be different.
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Wally Black
bara...@aol.comgoaway says...
> Smackdown results and tidbits:
>
> The final rating for last night's Smackdown came in at a 3.8. That's bad.
> Especially leading up to Wrestlemania.
>
http://www.mediaweek.com/mediaweek/columns/prog_insider.jsp?vnu_content_i
d=1357132
"Elsewhere, UPN's WWF Smackdown! remains a durable Thursday performer
with a 5.3/8 -- 47 percent above Fox's repeat combination of Family Guy
(8 p.m. 3.6/5, 8:30 p.m. 4.1/6), King of the Hill (3.6/5) and Futurama
(3.2/5)
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That's the initial reading from select metered markets. 3.8 is the final
rating. The metered market rating is inevitably higher; I wait for the second
final rating.
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VegetasMom
>fireman
>guy is border-line scary.
I kept thinking that I had seen him somewhere before and when they showed his
hometown it hit me that I'd seen him working out at the gym. A homeboy! And
we come from a very small place. One of the girls I work with knows him and
says he's a really really nice guy. Never did figure out what that hair thing
is all about though. We're mostly cowboys around here, so he kinda sticks out.
Marie
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He struck me as the kind of guy who could set a goal and God save whoever
decided to get between him and it. Which is not a bad thing, especially in the
context of Tough Enough 2. It IS a contest. But it's good to know he can be a
nice guy.
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Baran: MAN, is he buff
Leilani
> >http://www.mediaweek.com/mediaweek/columns/prog_insider.jsp?vnu_content_i
> >d=1357132
> >
> >"Elsewhere, UPN's WWF Smackdown! remains a durable Thursday performer
> >with a 5.3/8 -- 47 percent above Fox's repeat combination of Family Guy
> >(8 p.m. 3.6/5, 8:30 p.m. 4.1/6), King of the Hill (3.6/5) and Futurama
> >(3.2/5)
>
> That's the initial reading from select metered markets. 3.8 is the final
> rating. The metered market rating is inevitably higher; I wait for the
second
> final rating.
Or, like I was first taught at work: overnights are the votes from the
major/larger cities, and nationals are what happen after you factor in all
the square states in the middle. <g>
Leilani-
Plus nationals show that all important 18-49 info, so they're everyone's
favorites.....
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>> >http://www.mediaweek.com/mediaweek/columns/prog_insider.jsp?vnu_content_i
>> >d=1357132
>> >
>> >"Elsewhere, UPN's WWF Smackdown! remains a durable Thursday performer
>> >with a 5.3/8 -- 47 percent above Fox's repeat combination of Family Guy
>> >(8 p.m. 3.6/5, 8:30 p.m. 4.1/6), King of the Hill (3.6/5) and Futurama
>> >(3.2/5)
>>
>> That's the initial reading from select metered markets. 3.8 is the final
>> rating. The metered market rating is inevitably higher; I wait for the
>second
>> final rating.
>
>Or, like I was first taught at work: overnights are the votes from the
>major/larger cities, and nationals are what happen after you factor in all
>the square states in the middle. <g>
>
>Leilani-
>Plus nationals show that all important 18-49 info, so they're everyone's
>favorites.....
To double triple short hand: the first rating is the one that gets put in the
press releases. The second one is the one you hide from advertisers. :P
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Baran: Which is why I like to wait for the 'real' one
Leilani
> Key points:
> *Looks like the match between Billy and Chucky and APA originally
scheduled for
> Wrestlemania is off....they had the match on Smackdown and removed it from
the
> Wrestlemania card. Allrightyroo. Now they're booking WM on the fly...
> *Austin had a gun! Which shoots out a net!! Which didn't work the first
time
> they tried it at the Smackdown taping so what you saw was a re-do. Which
is
> why the crowd didn't exactly pop when Nash finally got taken down by the
net.
> *Stephanie expects Jericho to do errands for her. Way to make the guy
seem
> like a real power player.
> *JAPANESE SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL?? There will be a feud over this?? WTF???
> Tajiri was funny as hell though.
And they really did pick the best person to star in it. <g>
> *Maven retained the Hardcore title in his match with Goldust. Goldust
pinned
> him later after Undertaker beat the kid seven different ways to take the
title
> under the immensely convienient 24/7 rule. Chris Harvard was in the same
> frickin' seat he had for Raw in Providence and got .5 seconds of face
time.
> Reports are he brought his own cheering section with him which has to be
the
> saddest thing since the last time Lawler tried to get himself in an angle.
Did the crowd around his cheering section chant "We want Maven"? Cause that
would've been funny.
Hell, *I've* booed Harvard Chris when he wasn't even in the building at the
time.....
> *Undertaker beat the snot out of Al Snow after being challenged when Al
came
> out to save his protege's life. Can the Dead Man hold a grudge or what?
This
> would be a no contest since 'Taker never pinned Snow and got taken to the
> woodshed himself by Ric Flair toting a pipe. 'Taker still doesn't have a
match
> at Wrestlemania with Flair, but Flair basically told him if he wanted to
find
> out what dirty play is like, he was welcome to get some more.
> *Billy and Chuck beat APA to retain the Tag Team titles through foul play.
> Well, if that was gonna be the deal at Wrestlemania, the Toronto audience
can
> consider themselves spared.
> *Booker T beat Scotty 2 Hotty but lost the Japanese shampoo commercial to
Edge.
...as it should be.
So do they book his toothpaste commercial next week? :)
> *Kane and Triple H beat Angle and Jericho and Stephanie the master
manager.
> Girl, if you're gonna whack Kane with a chair put something into it. She
just
> will NOT take the damn Pedigree, will she?
Maybe she's just waiting for you to volunteer to take it in her place. <g>
> WWF house shows for the weekend:
> Tonight, March 1st in Tampa, Fl:
> *Challenge match: Austin vs Scott Hall w/Kevin Nash
> *One Fall to a Finish: Triple H vs Kurt Angle
> *Special Attraction: Hulk Hogan vs Rikishi (marking the first time Hogan's
been
> in a WWF ring since...forever)
> *Booker T vs Rob Van Dam
> *Number one contender match (for what, is what I'd like to know): APA vs
Storm
> and Christian
> *Val Venis vs Test
> *Women's title match: Jazz defending against Trish Stratus
> *Spike Dudley vs X Pac (oh, fuck me, he's back)
that'd be a good t-shirt slogan.
> Tough Enough 2 premiered Thursday at 10 p.m. Eastern on MTV. This was the
> hour-long casting special and to be honest I didn't find it at all
riveting.
> Nobody came across with the instant charisma of a Maven, in my opinion.
Of the
> girls chosen I'm thinking the tall blonde, Anni, is pretty much a shoo-in
> unless she quits, gets injured or is just hopelessly uncoordinated
physically.
> Of the guys....well, they're mostly big, they're mostly fit and the big
fireman
> guy is border-line scary. What I most noticed was that Jim Ross really
does
> look at the talent as livestock, doesn't he? If only he could get the
tall
> blonde and the guy from the large family to breed.......
I *never* want to see that look on JR's face when he gets started talking
about good genetics and such ever again. Ever.
I liked Anni also. And Alicia with that attitude- although I am looking
forward to Ivory possibly breaking her of some of that soon. And Jessie-
what a rough life. But I don't really think that I want any of the women
that I like to actually win this thing, if that makes sense- seems we
see/hear more about Taylor than Nidia, second place seems to be a good spot
where the women's TE champ is concerned.....
The big guys Matthew and Jacob were good, they were really moving and all,
and I liked Robert too- so humble, but I think that hyperboy named Hawk is
going to be my favorite..the kid jumped in the pool *again* for Ivory, gotta
love that.....
Leilani-
I know, I enjoyed the hyper one, you are all shocked. :)
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>> Tajiri was funny as hell though.
>
>And they really did pick the best person to star in it. <g>
Yes they did. And I was particularly impressed by the prop, which looked like
a bottle of Suave Balsam and Protein with a piece of construction paper taped
over the label. At least the construction paper had Japanese characters
written on it. I'm assuming they went to Tajiri or Funaki and said "You can
write Japanese, right? Write 'shampoo' on this." I wonder if what that label
really says is "Dear All-Japan Wrestling: Help. I am a small talented Japanese
man being held prisoner by these goof-balls."
But Edge does have great hair.
>> Reports are he brought his own cheering section with him which has to be
>the
>> saddest thing since the last time Lawler tried to get himself in an angle.
>Did the crowd around his cheering section chant "We want Maven"? Cause that
>would've been funny.
>Hell, *I've* booed Harvard Chris when he wasn't even in the building at the
>time.....
Ah, you'd just pay money to watch Chris' 'friends' turn on him, wouldn't ya?
>> *Booker T beat Scotty 2 Hotty but lost the Japanese shampoo commercial to
>Edge.
>
>...as it should be.
>So do they book his toothpaste commercial next week? :)
One can only hope.
>> Girl, if you're gonna whack Kane with a chair put something into it. She
>just
>> will NOT take the damn Pedigree, will she?
>
>Maybe she's just waiting for you to volunteer to take it in her place. <g>
No, she's afraid those expensive fun-bags of hers will burst.
I thought I'd say that because The Rock is in Asia right now and he can't.
>> *Spike Dudley vs X Pac (oh, fuck me, he's back)
>
>that'd be a good t-shirt slogan.
I hope Tajiri is cherishing his Cruiserweight title because you KNOW who's
getting it back as soon as he's back on TV.
>If only he could get the
>tall
>> blonde and the guy from the large family to breed.......
>I *never* want to see that look on JR's face when he gets started talking
>about good genetics and such ever again. Ever.
I'm tellin' ya, there's a breeding farm in the works.
> But I don't really think that I want any of the women
>that I like to actually win this thing, if that makes sense- seems we
>see/hear more about Taylor than Nidia, second place seems to be a good spot
>where the women's TE champ is concerned.....
Reportedly Nidia is about ready to start working matches in the developmental
fed. Reportedly. Presumably the cosmetic surgery has healed. That, by the
way, is sad to me.
>but I think that hyperboy named Hawk is
>going to be my favorite..the kid jumped in the pool *again* for Ivory, gotta
>love that.....
It's good he's off the Ritalin :)
>Leilani-
>I know, I enjoyed the hyper one, you are all shocked. :)
Que?
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Baran: <G>
Leilani
> Yes they did. And I was particularly impressed by the prop, which looked
like
> a bottle of Suave Balsam and Protein with a piece of construction paper
taped
> over the label. At least the construction paper had Japanese characters
> written on it. I'm assuming they went to Tajiri or Funaki and said "You
can
> write Japanese, right? Write 'shampoo' on this." I wonder if what that
label
> really says is "Dear All-Japan Wrestling: Help. I am a small talented
Japanese
> man being held prisoner by these goof-balls."
"...and soon they are going to make me job to XPac. Send help asap...."
> But Edge does have great hair.
Yeah. <sigh>
> >Did the crowd around his cheering section chant "We want Maven"? Cause
that
> >would've been funny.
> >Hell, *I've* booed Harvard Chris when he wasn't even in the building at
the
> >time.....
>
> Ah, you'd just pay money to watch Chris' 'friends' turn on him, wouldn't
ya?
Damn skippy.....hey- is there still time to get that into WM?
> >> Girl, if you're gonna whack Kane with a chair put something into it.
She
> >just
> >> will NOT take the damn Pedigree, will she?
> >
> >Maybe she's just waiting for you to volunteer to take it in her place.
<g>
>
> No, she's afraid those expensive fun-bags of hers will burst.
right- and then if that happens they can't also be used as a flotation
device anymore.....
> I thought I'd say that because The Rock is in Asia right now and he can't.
ok.
> >> *Spike Dudley vs X Pac (oh, fuck me, he's back)
> >
> >that'd be a good t-shirt slogan.
>
> I hope Tajiri is cherishing his Cruiserweight title because you KNOW who's
> getting it back as soon as he's back on TV.
Think we could get someone to injure him backstage before he can manage to
get back on tv again?
> >I *never* want to see that look on JR's face when he gets started talking
> >about good genetics and such ever again. Ever.
>
> I'm tellin' ya, there's a breeding farm in the works.
Hopefully none of the tall buff genes are the ones that skip a
generation.....
> > But I don't really think that I want any of the women
> >that I like to actually win this thing, if that makes sense- seems we
> >see/hear more about Taylor than Nidia, second place seems to be a good
spot
> >where the women's TE champ is concerned.....
>
> Reportedly Nidia is about ready to start working matches in the
developmental
> fed. Reportedly. Presumably the cosmetic surgery has healed. That, by
the
> way, is sad to me.
Yes it is. Hopefully hers are better than Steph's, I guess?
> >but I think that hyperboy named Hawk is
> >going to be my favorite..the kid jumped in the pool *again* for Ivory,
gotta
> >love that.....
>
> It's good he's off the Ritalin :)
Yeah- he really reminds you of someone whose ADD is 'cured,' doesn't he? :)
> >I know, I enjoyed the hyper one, you are all shocked. :)
>
> Que?
LOL!!
Leilani-
I think "Que?" is going to be one of my crowd signs at WM...
Leilani
the
> press releases. The second one is the one you hide from advertisers. :P
>
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>
> Baran: Which is why I like to wait for the 'real' one
Yep- unless you manage to beat a show in the nationals that you didn't in
the overnights.....then it gets all messed up and confusing and no one is
really too sure who won.....
Leilani-
who watches maybe one or two of the top ten shows of the week- sooo not an
advertiser's dream...
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>the
>> press releases. The second one is the one you hide from advertisers. :P
>> Baran: Which is why I like to wait for the 'real' one
>Yep- unless you manage to beat a show in the nationals that you didn't in
>the overnights.....then it gets all messed up and confusing and no one is
>really too sure who won.....
Spin control makes me dizzy. That's kinda why I stick to the final rating so I
can make sense of it in my mind. Going back and forth is hurtful.
>Leilani-
>who watches maybe one or two of the top ten shows of the week- sooo not an
>advertiser's dream...
Me either. Unless suddenly A Cook's Tour is in the top ten.
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>> written on it. I'm assuming they went to Tajiri or Funaki and said "You
>can
>> write Japanese, right? Write 'shampoo' on this." I wonder if what that
>label
>> really says is "Dear All-Japan Wrestling: Help. I am a small talented
>Japanese
>> man being held prisoner by these goof-balls."
>
>"...and soon they are going to make me job to XPac. Send help asap...."
>
>
refuge to keep from having to job to X Pac. It could happen.
>> >Hell, *I've* booed Harvard Chris when he wasn't even in the building at
>the
>> >time.....
>>
>> Ah, you'd just pay money to watch Chris' 'friends' turn on him, wouldn't
>ya?
>
>Damn skippy.....hey- is there still time to get that into WM?
>
Why not? Everything else will be in WM. Apparently tomorrow Bret Hart will
write in his column for the Sun that he was approached by the WWF to special
ref a match at WM. The interesting part is that he didn't immediately die of
laughter. NOW it's getting really interesting.
>She
>> >just
>> >> will NOT take the damn Pedigree, will she?
>> >
>> >Maybe she's just waiting for you to volunteer to take it in her place.
><g>
>>
>> No, she's afraid those expensive fun-bags of hers will burst.
>
>right- and then if that happens they can't also be used as a flotation
>device anymore.....
Obviously the only way to travel in a small plane flying over open water is to
be seated right next to Stephanie. <EG>
>
>> I thought I'd say that because The Rock is in Asia right now and he can't.
>
>ok.
I hope he's having fun.
>
>> >> *Spike Dudley vs X Pac (oh, fuck me, he's back)
>> >
>> >that'd be a good t-shirt slogan.
>>
>> I hope Tajiri is cherishing his Cruiserweight title because you KNOW who's
>> getting it back as soon as he's back on TV.
>
>Think we could get someone to injure him backstage before he can manage to
>get back on tv again?
Ah, the Tonya Harding maneuver. It's wrong, but sometimes ya gotta break a few
legs...I mean eggs...to make an omelet.
>
>
>> >I *never* want to see that look on JR's face when he gets started talking
>> >about good genetics and such ever again. Ever.
>>
>> I'm tellin' ya, there's a breeding farm in the works.
>
>Hopefully none of the tall buff genes are the ones that skip a
>generation.....
>
>
Exactly. What'll they do with the runts, give 'em to Spike and/or Tazz to
raise?
I cracked myself up again. :)
>>
>> Reportedly Nidia is about ready to start working matches in the
>developmental
>> fed. Reportedly. Presumably the cosmetic surgery has healed. That, by
>the
>> way, is sad to me.
>
>Yes it is. Hopefully hers are better than Steph's, I guess?
>
Nidia and Maven taped some bits which were inserted into the Tough Enough
marathon on MTV. I called the spouse, who is something of an amateur expert in
these matters, to come to the TV. I never really checked out her bosom before.
I said "Implants?"
He said "Yeah."
I said "Face?"
He said "I think she had her eyes done. Maybe her nose too."
He used to hang out with strippers. He can spot implants at 50 yards.
But, unlike Stephanie, hers aren't so big that unless she's showing a lot of
cleavage she has Pigeon Bosom.
>> >but I think that hyperboy named Hawk is
>> >going to be my favorite..the kid jumped in the pool *again* for Ivory,
>gotta
>> >love that.....
>>
>> It's good he's off the Ritalin :)
>
>Yeah- he really reminds you of someone whose ADD is 'cured,' doesn't he? :)
Well, he's hyper but in a fed which has Scotty 2 Hotty he'll fit right in. :)
>
>> >I know, I enjoyed the hyper one, you are all shocked. :)
>>
>> Que?
>
>LOL!!
>
>Leilani-
>I think "Que?" is going to be one of my crowd signs at WM...
>
I wonder if Austin will be confused....
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Baran: I wonder if he noticed the sign being walked around in Providence.
Seemed to me he cut back on the 'whats' dramatically for that show.
Leilani
> >who watches maybe one or two of the top ten shows of the week- sooo not
an
> >advertiser's dream...
>
> Me either. Unless suddenly A Cook's Tour is in the top ten.
>
> *************************************************
>
> Baran: As if...
It could happen.
Leilani-
First, we'd just have to take out some of the existing Nielsen
households.....let's start with those people that are *still* watching
"Friends".....
Leilani
> >
> >
> Both are currently in Asia with the tour. Perhaps they will seek
political
> refuge to keep from having to job to X Pac. It could happen.
But then we'd never see them on tv again.....but I guess if it keeps them
from having to job to Pac.....
> >Damn skippy.....hey- is there still time to get that into WM?
> >
> Why not? Everything else will be in WM. Apparently tomorrow Bret Hart
will
> write in his column for the Sun that he was approached by the WWF to
special
> ref a match at WM. The interesting part is that he didn't immediately die
of
> laughter. NOW it's getting really interesting.
Oooooo- that's interesting.....ok, so he didn't die of laughter- but was
there hanging up on people involved? That is the important question. :)
> >right- and then if that happens they can't also be used as a flotation
> >device anymore.....
>
> Obviously the only way to travel in a small plane flying over open water
is to
> be seated right next to Stephanie. <EG>
well whatever keeps you safe.... <g>
> >> I thought I'd say that because The Rock is in Asia right now and he
can't.
> >
> >ok.
>
> I hope he's having fun.
I hope he's dressed like he is in the SK poster. :)
> >Think we could get someone to injure him backstage before he can manage
to
> >get back on tv again?
>
> Ah, the Tonya Harding maneuver. It's wrong, but sometimes ya gotta break
a few
> legs...I mean eggs...to make an omelet.
Exactly.
And I think the level of 'wrong' that it is is set by the party involved, so
this might not be wrong after all. :)
> >Hopefully none of the tall buff genes are the ones that skip a
> >generation.....
> >
> >
>
> Exactly. What'll they do with the runts, give 'em to Spike and/or Tazz to
> raise?
>
> I cracked myself up again. :)
Awwww- it'd be good for Spike to have a little buddy. :)
> >Yes it is. Hopefully hers are better than Steph's, I guess?
> >
>
> Nidia and Maven taped some bits which were inserted into the Tough Enough
> marathon on MTV. I called the spouse, who is something of an amateur
expert in
> these matters, to come to the TV. I never really checked out her bosom
before.
>
> I said "Implants?"
>
> He said "Yeah."
>
> I said "Face?"
>
> He said "I think she had her eyes done. Maybe her nose too."
>
> He used to hang out with strippers. He can spot implants at 50 yards.
I live in L.A.- so can I. <g>
Eyes, nose *and* chest, though? Sheesh.
I mean I guess a person could go through several rounds of plastic surgery
in their lifetime, but shouldn't it all be spaced out a little?.....at least
to decrease the obviousness of that 'complete overhaul' look.....
> But, unlike Stephanie, hers aren't so big that unless she's showing a lot
of
> cleavage she has Pigeon Bosom.
Thank goodness for small favors.
> >Yeah- he really reminds you of someone whose ADD is 'cured,' doesn't he?
:)
>
> Well, he's hyper but in a fed which has Scotty 2 Hotty he'll fit right in.
:)
Sure, or else also I think Hawk could be a superhero- Hurricane and Molly
need someone else on their team.....
> >Leilani-
> >I think "Que?" is going to be one of my crowd signs at WM...
> >
> I wonder if Austin will be confused....
insert joke about how little it takes for that to happen here. <g>
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>
> Baran: I wonder if he noticed the sign being walked around in Providence.
> Seemed to me he cut back on the 'whats' dramatically for that show.
Eh- he was having an off day.
Leilani-
I'm sure it'll be the same old routine come Raw...
The Living Personification of Evil
>> >
>> >
>> Both are currently in Asia with the tour. Perhaps they will seek
>political
>> refuge to keep from having to job to X Pac. It could happen.
>But then we'd never see them on tv again.....but I guess if it keeps them
>from having to job to Pac.....
>
Being in another country might be the only way they WON'T have to job to him.
>> Why not? Everything else will be in WM. Apparently tomorrow Bret Hart
>will
>> write in his column for the Sun that he was approached by the WWF to
>special
>> ref a match at WM.
>Oooooo- that's interesting.....ok, so he didn't die of laughter- but was
>there hanging up on people involved? That is the important question. :)
Not right off. It seems the WWF has something Bret could use, but in the end
he couldn't justify selling his soul to the WWF. Interesting as hell, that
column.
http://www.canoe.ca/SlamWrestling/hitman_home.html
>The Rock is in Asia right now and he
>can't.
>> >
>> >ok.
>>
>> I hope he's having fun.
>
>I hope he's dressed like he is in the SK poster. :)
He can't ALWAYS be dressed like that...
Can he?
>> He said "I think she had her eyes done. Maybe her nose too."
>>
>> He used to hang out with strippers. He can spot implants at 50 yards.
>
>I live in L.A.- so can I. <g>
>Eyes, nose *and* chest, though?
I'll argue that it's possible, remotely that she was very well made-up and very
well-lit for those vignettes. But the corners of her eyes used to sort of
droop down and they don't anymore. It worries me when they start surgically
fucking around with the face. Tori was just so pretty before she got the cheek
implants and lips done. Then she just looked swollen and didn't have much in
the way of facial expression. Sad.
>Sheesh.
>I mean I guess a person could go through several rounds of plastic surgery
>in their lifetime, but shouldn't it all be spaced out a little?.....at least
>to decrease the obviousness of that 'complete overhaul' look.....
>
I can guarantee you had they suggested that I needed that much work I'd have
said 'Adios, motherfucker' and found a good independent school. Especially
when you consider what their tweaking of Palumbo's appearance has lead to. >>
Well, he's hyper but in a fed which has Scotty 2 Hotty he'll fit right in.
>:)
>
>Sure, or else also I think Hawk could be a superhero- Hurricane and Molly
>need someone else on their team.....
Hell, he could crack walnuts with that jaw of his.
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Baran: Please, dear Gods, do not let him meet up with Joanie and breed
Leilani
> >there hanging up on people involved? That is the important question. :)
>
> Not right off. It seems the WWF has something Bret could use, but in the
end
> he couldn't justify selling his soul to the WWF. Interesting as hell,
that
> column.
> http://www.canoe.ca/SlamWrestling/hitman_home.html
Very interesting, and good for him.....but damn is that a lot to give up-
wow.
> >I hope he's dressed like he is in the SK poster. :)
>
> He can't ALWAYS be dressed like that...
>
> Can he?
Sure he can.
He won't, but he can.
(.....actually in my mind he always is.....<g>)
> >Eyes, nose *and* chest, though?
>
> I'll argue that it's possible, remotely that she was very well made-up and
very
> well-lit for those vignettes. But the corners of her eyes used to sort of
> droop down and they don't anymore. It worries me when they start
surgically
> fucking around with the face. Tori was just so pretty before she got the
cheek
> implants and lips done. Then she just looked swollen and didn't have much
in
> the way of facial expression. Sad.
Yeah- turns out you do kinda need a lot of those little nerves and whatnot
in the face for stuff....
> >Sheesh.
> >I mean I guess a person could go through several rounds of plastic
surgery
> >in their lifetime, but shouldn't it all be spaced out a little?.....at
least
> >to decrease the obviousness of that 'complete overhaul' look.....
> >
>
> I can guarantee you had they suggested that I needed that much work I'd
have
> said 'Adios, motherfucker' and found a good independent school.
Especially
> when you consider what their tweaking of Palumbo's appearance has lead to.
That's just cause all the jell-us guys backstage were trying to ugly him
up.....and it succeeded.....
Do you think if I bring pictures of Palumbo Before the Uglying Up to Axxess
that he'd sign them? Or would he not want to be reminded of those days?
> >Sure, or else also I think Hawk could be a superhero- Hurricane and Molly
> >need someone else on their team.....
>
> Hell, he could crack walnuts with that jaw of his.
>
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>
> Baran: Please, dear Gods, do not let him meet up with Joanie and breed
Hey!! There is to be picking on my favorite TE2 hyperboy!
And especially no suggesting that he breed with Joanie...ewwww... <g>
Leilani-
I prefer to think of him doing something else with that mouth of his,
thankyouverymuch.....
The Living Personification of Evil
>end
>> he couldn't justify selling his soul to the WWF. Interesting as hell,
>that
>> column.
>http://www.canoe.ca/SlamWrestling/hitman_home.html
>
>Very interesting, and good for him.....but damn is that a lot to give up-
>wow.
Yeah it is.
On one message board they're trying to explain to a fanboy or girl that, yeah,
Bret sure can buy WWF generated videos to SEE himself in old footage and
photos, but that's not the friggin' point.
>> >I hope he's dressed like he is in the SK poster. :)
>>
>> He can't ALWAYS be dressed like that...
>>
>> Can he?
>
>Sure he can.
>He won't, but he can.
His thighs might get chapped or something.
>(.....actually in my mind he always is.....<g>)
It's the wig, isn't it?
>It worries me when they start
>surgically
>> fucking around with the face. Tori was just so pretty before she got the
>cheek
>> implants and lips done.
>Then she just looked swollen and didn't have much
>in
>> the way of facial expression. Sad.
>Yeah- turns out you do kinda need a lot of those little nerves and whatnot
>in the face for stuff....
Well, exactly.
>Especially
>> when you consider what their tweaking of Palumbo's appearance has lead to.
>
>That's just cause all the jell-us guys backstage were trying to ugly him
>up.....and it succeeded.....
They should not be taken seriously as appearance consultants. EVER.
>Do you think if I bring pictures of Palumbo Before the Uglying Up to Axxess
>that he'd sign them? Or would he not want to be reminded of those days?
Poor Chuck. He was so handsome.
>> Hell, he could crack walnuts with that jaw of his.
>> Baran: Please, dear Gods, do not let him meet up with Joanie and breed
>
>Hey!! There is to be picking on my favorite TE2 hyperboy!
>And especially no suggesting that he breed with Joanie...ewwww... <g>
But he might like it!
>Leilani-
>I prefer to think of him doing something else with that mouth of his,
>thankyouverymuch.....
Welcome to Too Much Information World, courtesy of the Leilani Express.
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Baran: Now Hawk is the designated hottie for TE2
Leilani
> >wow.
>
> Yeah it is.
>
> On one message board they're trying to explain to a fanboy or girl that,
yeah,
> Bret sure can buy WWF generated videos to SEE himself in old footage and
> photos, but that's not the friggin' point.
Oy.
See- there's someone who should have his/her right to post taken away....
> >Sure he can.
> >He won't, but he can.
>
> His thighs might get chapped or something.
Nooooo, that would not be A Good Thing....
> >(.....actually in my mind he always is.....<g>)
>
> It's the wig, isn't it?
That too, but the package entire just really works for him, he pulls it all
together very nicely.
> >That's just cause all the jell-us guys backstage were trying to ugly him
> >up.....and it succeeded.....
>
> They should not be taken seriously as appearance consultants. EVER.
Wonder if it's the same people who tell Princess Stephie she looks good....
> >Do you think if I bring pictures of Palumbo Before the Uglying Up to
Axxess
> >that he'd sign them? Or would he not want to be reminded of those days?
>
> Poor Chuck. He was so handsome.
So don't remind him of the good ol' days then?
That hair.....all gone.....<sniff>.....
> Welcome to Too Much Information World, courtesy of the Leilani Express.
>
You're welcome. :)
> Baran: Now Hawk is the designated hottie for TE2
>
For now. Until he's voted out.
Leilani-
JR wasn't too impressed with his genetics, which is probably not so good for
TE2's ADD-boy....
The Living Personification of Evil
>yeah,
>> Bret sure can buy WWF generated videos to SEE himself in old footage and
>> photos, but that's not the friggin' point.
>Oy.
>See- there's someone who should have his/her right to post taken away....
Now, you can't start taking away the clueless' right to post. There'd be next
to none, and my guilty pleasure on the archaeology ng would vanish. My God,
she's thick as a brick. But bizarrely entertaining.
>> >(.....actually in my mind he always is.....<g>)
>>
>> It's the wig, isn't it?
>
>That too, but the package entire just really works for him, he pulls it all
>together very nicely.
>
He does look absolutely damn fine.
>> They should not be taken seriously as appearance consultants. EVER.
>
>Wonder if it's the same people who tell Princess Stephie she looks good....
Nah, that's Hunter getting even for all the times she's annoyed him. "No,
babe, you look great...."
>> Poor Chuck. He was so handsome.
>
>So don't remind him of the good ol' days then?
>That hair.....all gone.....<sniff>.....
From gorgeous to...this. Let sleeping dogs lie, I say. Bad enough he has to
look in the mirror.
>> Baran: Now Hawk is the designated hottie for TE2
>>
>
>For now. Until he's voted out.
>
>Leilani-
>JR wasn't too impressed with his genetics, which is probably not so good for
>TE2's ADD-boy....
>
Watching JR and his tummy carp on the weight problems of others hurt my f'n
mind.
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Baran: Oh, pot, kettle, Rustoleum
Leilani
> >See- there's someone who should have his/her right to post taken away....
>
> Now, you can't start taking away the clueless' right to post. There'd be
next
> to none, and my guilty pleasure on the archaeology ng would vanish. My
God,
> she's thick as a brick. But bizarrely entertaining.
So, does she get the diff yet between him buying a tape of his own match and
him actually owning/being able to control said footage?
> >Wonder if it's the same people who tell Princess Stephie she looks
good....
>
> Nah, that's Hunter getting even for all the times she's annoyed him. "No,
> babe, you look great...."
"The crimped look really brings out your eyes...."
> >So don't remind him of the good ol' days then?
> >That hair.....all gone.....<sniff>.....
>
> From gorgeous to...this. Let sleeping dogs lie, I say. Bad enough he has
to
> look in the mirror.
Ok.
> >Leilani-
> >JR wasn't too impressed with his genetics, which is probably not so good
for
> >TE2's ADD-boy....
> >
>
> Watching JR and his tummy carp on the weight problems of others hurt my
f'n
> mind.
are we talking the 'litter of pups' line? <g>
Leilani-
JR just has BBQ sauce belly, 'tis all.....
The Living Personification of Evil
>next
>> to none, and my guilty pleasure on the archaeology ng would vanish. My
>God,
>> she's thick as a brick. But bizarrely entertaining.
>So, does she get the diff yet between him buying a tape of his own match and
>him actually owning/being able to control said footage?
That one, on a wrestling message board, has gone suspiciously quiet. I'm
suspecting a "D'OH!" moment of enlightenment has occurred.
>> >Leilani-
>> >JR wasn't too impressed with his genetics, which is probably not so good
>for
>> >TE2's ADD-boy...
>> Watching JR and his tummy carp on the weight problems of others hurt my
>f'n
>> mind.
>
>are we talking the 'litter of pups' line? <g>
>
No, he seemed to be under the impression that Anni had a weight problem. Now,
she could have tighter abs, but that's not the same as being fat.
>Leilani-
>JR just has BBQ sauce belly, 'tis all.....
And stupid Hat Hair, which is why he wears that damn thing most of the time.
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Baran: Maybe he thinks it looks cool. Get him OFF the Appearance Consultant
list.