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Dick Van Dyke....Another Starmaker Exclusive?
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The Starmaker
Nov 27, 2011, 4:37:34 PM11/27/11
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Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
Just in case you haven't heard..
Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
But what nobody knows is...
his new girlfriend...
she's in her 30's (i know the exact number)
I'm not very good in math but when he was 60...SHE WASN'T EVEN BORN!!!?!
He got divorced to a girl he was married to for 17 years...which
means the new girlfriend was 10 at the time?
Everyone should go to kindergarten school to see what their girlfriend looks like now...
Guys and maybe girls in your 40's...your future mate might be here somehwere
http://photos.shakopeenews.com/Schools/Jackson-Elementary/First-day-of-school/i-sWqzSR5/0/L/kindergarten-L.jpg
maybe i should start some new kind of dating service...KinderMatch.com
The Starmaker
Now, from what i know about Dick Van Dyke now...he can barely walk! If you're 87, what do you
do with a woman in her 30's? I'm guessing...tell her to walk around the house naked? With the ocean view in the background?
Is that what Stars do before they die? Is that what it's all about? Naked women, ocean view?
Just in case you haven't heard..
Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
But what nobody knows is...
his new girlfriend...
she's in her 30's (i know the exact number)
I'm not very good in math but when he was 60...SHE WASN'T EVEN BORN!!!?!
He got divorced to a girl he was married to for 17 years...which
means the new girlfriend was 10 at the time?
Everyone should go to kindergarten school to see what their girlfriend looks like now...
Guys and maybe girls in your 40's...your future mate might be here somehwere
http://photos.shakopeenews.com/Schools/Jackson-Elementary/First-day-of-school/i-sWqzSR5/0/L/kindergarten-L.jpg
maybe i should start some new kind of dating service...KinderMatch.com
The Starmaker
Now, from what i know about Dick Van Dyke now...he can barely walk! If you're 87, what do you
do with a woman in her 30's? I'm guessing...tell her to walk around the house naked? With the ocean view in the background?
Is that what Stars do before they die? Is that what it's all about? Naked women, ocean view?
2nz
Nov 27, 2011, 6:11:33 PM11/27/11
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On Nov 27, 2:37 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> Now, from what i know about Dick Van Dyke now...he can barely walk!
I saw him trip over an ottoman....several times.
>
> Now, from what i know about Dick Van Dyke now...he can barely walk!
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Karen M
Nov 27, 2011, 10:13:56 PM11/27/11
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On Nov 27, 1:37 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
>
> Just in case you haven't heard..
>
> Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
>
> But what nobody knows is...
>
> his new girlfriend...
>
> she's in her 30's (i know the exact number)
>
> I'm not very good in math but when he was 60...SHE WASN'T EVEN BORN!!!?!
If she's under 38, then she had been born when he was 60. She'd have
> Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
>
> Just in case you haven't heard..
>
> Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
>
> But what nobody knows is...
>
> his new girlfriend...
>
> she's in her 30's (i know the exact number)
>
> I'm not very good in math but when he was 60...SHE WASN'T EVEN BORN!!!?!
been in diapers, but she was around.
Karen
The Starmaker
Nov 28, 2011, 12:39:38 PM11/28/11
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suzeeq
Nov 28, 2011, 2:49:08 PM11/28/11
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your claims before you post outlandish math....
The Starmaker
Nov 28, 2011, 3:37:22 PM11/28/11
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Judy Scobee
Nov 28, 2011, 3:41:49 PM11/28/11
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Interesting how old men like young - er, really young women enought to
divorce their current wife for. Even Hunter S. Thompson* got a divorce
from his wife of 18/19 (?) years, then had several younger Girl Friends,
then finally married a young woman in her early 30's when he was 64/65
(?) . . . 2 yrs. later, he comitted suicide (had health problems;
broken leg, hip replacement/s, back surgery, high blood pressure, etc.).
* Wrote: "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas" & "The Rum Diary" + other
books and articles for Rolling Stone Mag., etc.! Eccentric man, but
"interesting" & funny!
=Judy=
divorce their current wife for. Even Hunter S. Thompson* got a divorce
from his wife of 18/19 (?) years, then had several younger Girl Friends,
then finally married a young woman in her early 30's when he was 64/65
(?) . . . 2 yrs. later, he comitted suicide (had health problems;
broken leg, hip replacement/s, back surgery, high blood pressure, etc.).
* Wrote: "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas" & "The Rum Diary" + other
books and articles for Rolling Stone Mag., etc.! Eccentric man, but
"interesting" & funny!
=Judy=
Judy Scobee
Nov 28, 2011, 4:22:12 PM11/28/11
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Dick Van Dyke was born Dec. 13th, 1925 (will be 86 yrs. old soon), so
there's a 47 yrs. age difference . . . . wonder what they have in
common? He got a divorce from his last wife many years ago, then lived
together - until her death of lung Cancer - Michelle T. "Marvin" (Lee
Marvin's live -in G/F of 5 yrs. . . . remembr that case?!!!).
=Judy=
there's a 47 yrs. age difference . . . . wonder what they have in
common? He got a divorce from his last wife many years ago, then lived
together - until her death of lung Cancer - Michelle T. "Marvin" (Lee
Marvin's live -in G/F of 5 yrs. . . . remembr that case?!!!).
=Judy=
suzeeq
Nov 28, 2011, 4:35:21 PM11/28/11
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sensational, would it?
Neil Bush
Nov 28, 2011, 6:06:01 PM11/28/11
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As long as Dick has a [working] dick, more power to him! Of course,
the cunt will probably take him for a financial ride.
But you cunt take it with you.
the cunt will probably take him for a financial ride.
But you cunt take it with you.
The Starmaker
Nov 28, 2011, 7:13:08 PM11/28/11
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SoHillsGuy wrote:
>
> More importantly, none of the original "facts" in the first post are even close to accurate.
>
> Dick Van Dyke was married once, from 1948 to 1984.
>
> He was involved with another woman from 1976 until her death in 2009.
>
> I'm not even close to figuring out what 17-year marriage you're talking about.
Maybe I'm mistaken about the divorce...but not the 39 year old new girlfriend.
Maybe he was with some other chick, got rid of her and now is with the 39 year old.
Could be others seen him with some chick for some time and thought he was married to her...
and now they simply see him at home with a new young thing.
This is gossip.
I just know about the new girl...not the old one.
Sorry if i got the marriage part wrong...
The Starmaker
>
> More importantly, none of the original "facts" in the first post are even close to accurate.
>
> Dick Van Dyke was married once, from 1948 to 1984.
>
> He was involved with another woman from 1976 until her death in 2009.
>
> I'm not even close to figuring out what 17-year marriage you're talking about.
Maybe I'm mistaken about the divorce...but not the 39 year old new girlfriend.
Maybe he was with some other chick, got rid of her and now is with the 39 year old.
Could be others seen him with some chick for some time and thought he was married to her...
and now they simply see him at home with a new young thing.
This is gossip.
I just know about the new girl...not the old one.
Sorry if i got the marriage part wrong...
The Starmaker
The Starmaker
Nov 28, 2011, 7:16:37 PM11/28/11
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thirties...
I just don't know what they do.
The Starmaker
The Starmaker
Nov 28, 2011, 7:37:03 PM11/28/11
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I mean really...how does one know what a 39 looks like anymore?
The Starmaker
The Starmaker
Nov 28, 2011, 7:46:19 PM11/28/11
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http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/27/9b1dd6aa1ccb415eb1a773a9441956cc/l.jpg
suzeeq
Nov 28, 2011, 8:46:48 PM11/28/11
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you got a lot of things wrong...
Judy Scobee
Nov 29, 2011, 2:48:21 AM11/29/11
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Dick doesn't look that bad for 86! I'm sure Viagra or Cialice (sp.?)
will help if needed!
=Judy=
will help if needed!
=Judy=
Judy Scobee
Nov 29, 2011, 2:50:31 AM11/29/11
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She looks like she's got chubby cheeks & bust!
=Judy=
=Judy=
The Starmaker
Nov 29, 2011, 12:33:39 PM11/29/11
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http://ph.cdn.photos.upi.com/collection/upi/6e0c4b30d58323351be9cfe0a17ab5ad/Dick-Van-Dyke-and-Arlene-Silver-attend-the-premiere-of-Mr-Poppers-Penguins-in-Los-Angeles_18.jpg
she seems a little on the ...heavy side.
Since I cannot figure out what a 90 year old guy does with a girl in her thirties, what does a girl in her 30's
do with a 90 year old guy? It looks like she can break what ever he's got...
Any 90 year old guys with a girl in her 30's out there can explain this to me?
Would it make a...good TV show?
The Starmaker
The Starmaker
Nov 29, 2011, 1:28:35 PM11/29/11
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Car...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Last I heard, DVD was living with Michelle Triola. I didn't know she died in '09. For those too young to remember, Triola was the plaintiff in the first-ever palimony lawsuit, vs. Lee Marvin, back in the '70s.
>
> John L
Why do 'hypocrites' like Card always start off with "Nor is it an issue that concerns me.", and then, tells all? Walking contradictions.
I wanna throw up!
The Stamaker
>
> On Monday, November 28, 2011 4:56:02 PM UTC-5, SoHillsGuy wrote:
> > More importantly, none of the original "facts" in the first post are even close to accurate.
> >
> > Dick Van Dyke was married once, from 1948 to 1984.
> >
> > He was involved with another woman from 1976 until her death in 2009.
> >
> > I'm not even close to figuring out what 17-year marriage you're talking about.
>
> Because the OP was wrong on so many points, I can't trust anything he said. Nor is it an issue that concerns me.
> On Monday, November 28, 2011 4:56:02 PM UTC-5, SoHillsGuy wrote:
> > More importantly, none of the original "facts" in the first post are even close to accurate.
> >
> > Dick Van Dyke was married once, from 1948 to 1984.
> >
> > He was involved with another woman from 1976 until her death in 2009.
> >
> > I'm not even close to figuring out what 17-year marriage you're talking about.
>
>
> Last I heard, DVD was living with Michelle Triola. I didn't know she died in '09. For those too young to remember, Triola was the plaintiff in the first-ever palimony lawsuit, vs. Lee Marvin, back in the '70s.
>
> John L
Why do 'hypocrites' like Card always start off with "Nor is it an issue that concerns me.", and then, tells all? Walking contradictions.
I wanna throw up!
The Stamaker
The Starmaker
Nov 29, 2011, 1:37:01 PM11/29/11
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SoHillsGuy wrote:
>
> You still have trouble dealing with facts, don't you?
>
> At this moment, Dick is 85, not 90.
87 not 85.
>
> It's a big difference
3 year difference...boy that is really big!
, especially since you seem so fond of referring to his girlfriend as being in her "30s." Nice that you round up his age for the purpose of your very weak joke, but round down her age to help support it.
Okay, next year she'll be over the hill...
>
> So, let's recap.
>
> You took a healthy older actor (who does not have trouble walking, as you say),
I said he cannot hardly walk...he falls down around the house all the time!
> made up a lot of facts and have tried very, very hard to mix it all up into a very weak joke about an age difference in a relationship which appears to be working.
>
> Give it up and move on...
What is this SoHillsGuy, self-appointed moderator? Control freaks, my gawd the internet is filled with them!
The Starmaker
>
> You still have trouble dealing with facts, don't you?
>
> At this moment, Dick is 85, not 90.
87 not 85.
>
> It's a big difference
3 year difference...boy that is really big!
, especially since you seem so fond of referring to his girlfriend as being in her "30s." Nice that you round up his age for the purpose of your very weak joke, but round down her age to help support it.
Okay, next year she'll be over the hill...
>
> So, let's recap.
>
> You took a healthy older actor (who does not have trouble walking, as you say),
I said he cannot hardly walk...he falls down around the house all the time!
> made up a lot of facts and have tried very, very hard to mix it all up into a very weak joke about an age difference in a relationship which appears to be working.
>
> Give it up and move on...
What is this SoHillsGuy, self-appointed moderator? Control freaks, my gawd the internet is filled with them!
The Starmaker
Alan Smithee
Nov 29, 2011, 10:02:26 AM11/29/11
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The Starmaker wrote:
> Okay, I found a picture of the two of them together...
>
> ... what does a girl in her 30's do with a 90 year old guy?
> Okay, I found a picture of the two of them together...
>
Anna Nicole would be sooo proud!
... if she hadn't overdosed.
2nz
Nov 29, 2011, 2:42:03 PM11/29/11
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On Nov 29, 10:33 am, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> Any 90 year old guys with a girl in her 30's out there can explain this to me?
>
Maybe she makes a mean bowl of oatmeal.
>
> Any 90 year old guys with a girl in her 30's out there can explain this to me?
>
Judy Scobee
Nov 29, 2011, 3:07:45 PM11/29/11
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I'm sure they're good friends and compaions . . . doubt here's intimacy
- but ya never know. I think he'd look better without a beard &
mustache.
=Judy=
- but ya never know. I think he'd look better without a beard &
mustache.
=Judy=
The Starmaker
Nov 29, 2011, 3:38:31 PM11/29/11
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SoHillsGuy wrote:
1925??? He's a hundred years old!!!
I found a calculator..
if you do a
2011 - 1925 = 86
but this isn't about math...
I just want to know what this 100 year old guy is doing with this 20 year old chick at night?
The Starmaker
The public has a right to know what Dick Van Dyke is doing with this girl at night, in bed.
>
> On Tuesday, November 29, 2011 1:37:01 PM UTC-5, The Starmaker wrote:
> > SoHillsGuy wrote:
> > >
> > > You still have trouble dealing with facts, don't you?
> > >
> > > At this moment, Dick is 85, not 90.
> >
> > 87 not 85.
>
> Every source shows his date of birth as December 13, 1925. Sounds like 85 to me.
> On Tuesday, November 29, 2011 1:37:01 PM UTC-5, The Starmaker wrote:
> > SoHillsGuy wrote:
> > >
> > > You still have trouble dealing with facts, don't you?
> > >
> > > At this moment, Dick is 85, not 90.
> >
> > 87 not 85.
>
1925??? He's a hundred years old!!!
I found a calculator..
if you do a
2011 - 1925 = 86
but this isn't about math...
I just want to know what this 100 year old guy is doing with this 20 year old chick at night?
The Starmaker
The public has a right to know what Dick Van Dyke is doing with this girl at night, in bed.
The Starmaker
Nov 29, 2011, 6:24:34 PM11/29/11
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SoHillsGuy wrote:
>
> > I found a calculator..
> > if you do a
> > 2011 - 1925 = 86
>
> Yes, that's assuming he's had his birthday in 2011...which he hasn't.
>
> > I found a calculator..
> > if you do a
> > 2011 - 1925 = 86
>
>
> You really are shit with numbers, aren't you?
December 13, that's like a...couple weeks from now, I keep forgetting..that's a BIG difference to you.
You must be in show biz, are you a Hollywood lawyer too? You people are despicable!
The Starmaker
and it's not about math..
it's about what is Dick Van Dyke doing to that....Arlene Silver girl? In otherwords, ...
what goes on in that bedroom down there in Malibu at night? Do I have to draw a picture?
The Starmaker
Nov 29, 2011, 7:07:17 PM11/29/11
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"I would like to set you up with a 100 year old guy, would you mind?"
She'll scream at me!!!!
(i probably can get arrested for even mentioning it to her!)
Must be a law against it...
Then I'll tell her, "I'm only joking! He's almost 90 years old!!"
What difference does it make, she'll say...
(it's a big difference according to the SoHillsGuy!)
She's going to get the impression from me that I'm trying to 'pimp her off'...
and she'll be right about that.
Dick Van Dyke is *forcing* this girl to be a prostitute. Do you think she can leave? She's trapped.
The Starmaker
suzeeq
Nov 29, 2011, 8:02:20 PM11/29/11
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they're doing.
arlene silver
Nov 29, 2011, 11:50:36 PM11/29/11
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>
> - Show quoted text -
Mr. Starmaker,
In the age of things like the internet (google, wikipedia, imdb etc)
and calculators, I'm baffled at the misinformation you are
spreading.
Dick has been married once to Margie Willett and then he lived with
Michelle Triola til her passing in 09. Dick is 85 going on 86, but has
the spirit and energy that rivals someone much younger. If you ever
had the priviledge of meeting him, you would understand.
What do we do all day? Laugh, Sing, Dance and None of your Damn
Business!!
Sincerely,
Arlene Silver
aka the soon to be Mrs. Dick Van Dyke
The Starmaker
Nov 30, 2011, 12:08:49 AM11/30/11
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I personally know girls who are with guys like Dickie Van Dyke, in the same neighborhood...
they go home crying..
they don't want to do it anymore...
but these guys offer them things they
cannot get from somewhere else..
they are trapped.
btw sewsee, are you in your 30's, ...I know a famous producer seeking.. new...talent.
I'll tell you a little about him...
I think he's 80 something..
he produced hit TV shows and hit Movies.
He likes to have sex with young girls.. 30's might be young for him..
He has a lot of porno in his house, that means you have to watch it with him.
He also likes to ...watch..which means, when you go over to his house,
you might have to have sex with other guys while he watches.
Plus other things too discusting for the internet...
Have you ever do a bj on a hundred year old guy? Hey, that's Hollywood..it's howdoyousay? "Consensual".
Givemeabreakalreadyyoupeople.
The Starmaker
"She's a big girl, nearly 40, and I'm sure it's consensual... whatever they're doing." -Suzeeq
"...whatever they're doing"????
NOT, whatever they're doing...it's whatever she told she HAS to do.
suzeeq
Nov 30, 2011, 12:15:11 AM11/30/11
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The Starmaker wrote:
> suzeeq wrote:
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>> SoHillsGuy wrote:
>>>>> I found a calculator..
>>>>> if you do a
>>>>> 2011 - 1925 = 86
>>>> Yes, that's assuming he's had his birthday in 2011...which he hasn't.
>>>>
>>>> You really are shit with numbers, aren't you?
>>>
>>> December 13, that's like a...couple weeks from now, I keep forgetting..that's a BIG difference to you.
>>>
>>>
>>> You must be in show biz, are you a Hollywood lawyer too? You people are despicable!
>>>
>>>
>>> The Starmaker
>>>
>>>
>>> and it's not about math..
>>>
>>> it's about what is Dick Van Dyke doing to that....Arlene Silver girl? In otherwords, ...
>>> what goes on in that bedroom down there in Malibu at night? Do I have to draw a picture?
>> She's a big girl, nearly 40, and I'm sure it's consensual... whatever
>> they're doing.
>
> You're wrong about that, suezeequ!
>
> I personally know girls who are with guys like Dickie Van Dyke, in the same neighborhood...
> they go home crying..
> they don't want to do it anymore...
> but these guys offer them things they
> cannot get from somewhere else..
> they are trapped.
Yeah, right.
> suzeeq wrote:
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>> SoHillsGuy wrote:
>>>>> I found a calculator..
>>>>> if you do a
>>>>> 2011 - 1925 = 86
>>>> Yes, that's assuming he's had his birthday in 2011...which he hasn't.
>>>>
>>>> You really are shit with numbers, aren't you?
>>>
>>> December 13, that's like a...couple weeks from now, I keep forgetting..that's a BIG difference to you.
>>>
>>>
>>> You must be in show biz, are you a Hollywood lawyer too? You people are despicable!
>>>
>>>
>>> The Starmaker
>>>
>>>
>>> and it's not about math..
>>>
>>> it's about what is Dick Van Dyke doing to that....Arlene Silver girl? In otherwords, ...
>>> what goes on in that bedroom down there in Malibu at night? Do I have to draw a picture?
>> She's a big girl, nearly 40, and I'm sure it's consensual... whatever
>> they're doing.
>
> You're wrong about that, suezeequ!
>
> I personally know girls who are with guys like Dickie Van Dyke, in the same neighborhood...
> they go home crying..
> they don't want to do it anymore...
> but these guys offer them things they
> cannot get from somewhere else..
> they are trapped.
> btw sewsee, are you in your 30's, ...I know a famous producer seeking.. new...talent.
> I'll tell you a little about him...
> I think he's 80 something..
> he produced hit TV shows and hit Movies.
>
> He likes to have sex with young girls.. 30's might be young for him..
> He has a lot of porno in his house, that means you have to watch it with him.
> He also likes to ...watch..which means, when you go over to his house,
> you might have to have sex with other guys while he watches.
> Plus other things too discusting for the internet...
> Have you ever do a bj on a hundred year old guy? Hey, that's Hollywood..it's howdoyousay? "Consensual".
>
>
> Givemeabreakalreadyyoupeople.
The Starmaker
Nov 30, 2011, 1:05:41 PM11/30/11
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arlene silver wrote:
>
> On Nov 29, 5:02 pm, suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > SoHillsGuy wrote:
> > >>> I found a calculator..
> > >>> if you do a
> > >>> 2011 - 1925 = 86
> > >> Yes, that's assuming he's had his birthday in 2011...which he hasn't.
> >
> > >> You really are shit with numbers, aren't you?
> >
> > > December 13, that's like a...couple weeks from now, I keep forgetting..that's a BIG difference to you.
> >
> > > You must be in show biz, are you a Hollywood lawyer too? You people are despicable!
> >
> > > The Starmaker
> >
> > > and it's not about math..
> >
> > > it's about what is Dick Van Dyke doing to that....Arlene Silver girl? In otherwords, ...
> > > what goes on in that bedroom down there in Malibu at night? Do I have to draw a picture?
> >
> > She's a big girl, nearly 40, and I'm sure it's consensual... whatever
> > they're doing.- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Mr. Starmaker,
Mr.? I'm not a 100 years old little girl..you don't have to call me...Mister. Who's your daddy?
>
> On Nov 29, 5:02 pm, suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > SoHillsGuy wrote:
> > >>> I found a calculator..
> > >>> if you do a
> > >>> 2011 - 1925 = 86
> > >> Yes, that's assuming he's had his birthday in 2011...which he hasn't.
> >
> > >> You really are shit with numbers, aren't you?
> >
> > > December 13, that's like a...couple weeks from now, I keep forgetting..that's a BIG difference to you.
> >
> > > You must be in show biz, are you a Hollywood lawyer too? You people are despicable!
> >
> > > The Starmaker
> >
> > > and it's not about math..
> >
> > > it's about what is Dick Van Dyke doing to that....Arlene Silver girl? In otherwords, ...
> > > what goes on in that bedroom down there in Malibu at night? Do I have to draw a picture?
> >
> > She's a big girl, nearly 40, and I'm sure it's consensual... whatever
> > they're doing.- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Mr. Starmaker,
>
> In the age of things like the internet (google, wikipedia, imdb etc)
> and calculators, I'm baffled at the misinformation you are
> spreading.
> Dick has been married once to Margie Willett and then he lived with
> Michelle Triola til her passing in 09. Dick is 85 going on 86, but has
> the spirit and energy that rivals someone much younger. If you ever
> had the priviledge of meeting him, you would understand.
>
> What do we do all day? Laugh, Sing, Dance and None of your Damn
> Business!!
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Arlene Silver
> aka the soon to be Mrs. Dick Van Dyke
The Starmaker
Judy Scobee
Nov 30, 2011, 7:38:23 PM11/30/11
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Maybe he's like Charlie Sheen and likes Porn. Stars ( or wannabes)??
Bet they just cuddle & kiss & talk, in bed.
=Judy=
Bet they just cuddle & kiss & talk, in bed.
=Judy=
The Starmaker
Dec 1, 2011, 2:26:23 PM12/1/11
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If, I'm 100 years old, I'd be telling her everyday..."I want to marry you."
I mean, it's what girls want to hear!
I tell all the girls I want to marry them...at least they... laugh!
(God forbid they take it seriously)
When Dick Van Dyke tells Arlene Silver he wants to marry her, that's 'pillow talk'.
The Starmaker
The Starmaker
Dec 1, 2011, 2:40:55 PM12/1/11
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Now, if a girl is 20 years old...
and her boyfriend is ten years older..30,
that's border line pervert.
If a girl is 20 years old...
and her boyfriend is twenty years older..40,
her father would kill him!
If a girl is 30 years old, and her
boyfriend is 20 years older..50,
what is a 50 year old guy doing with
a 30 year old girl? She looks hot to him probably.
If shes 30 years old, and he's...30 years older, 60!...
That's perversion! (and I'm not even close to DickVanDyke age yet..)
If she's 30 and he's 70 years old!!! Come on already...give me a break here.
Now, I understand 'you TV people' are "morally bankrupt"..so, you're...sick.
How about if she's 30 and he's 80? 90? 100?
You people are sick and don't even know it.
The Starmaker
That's why you're in the TV industry..it's run by sick people.
I can imagine now you'all singing now...
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!
and her boyfriend is ten years older..30,
that's border line pervert.
If a girl is 20 years old...
and her boyfriend is twenty years older..40,
her father would kill him!
If a girl is 30 years old, and her
boyfriend is 20 years older..50,
what is a 50 year old guy doing with
a 30 year old girl? She looks hot to him probably.
If shes 30 years old, and he's...30 years older, 60!...
That's perversion! (and I'm not even close to DickVanDyke age yet..)
If she's 30 and he's 70 years old!!! Come on already...give me a break here.
Now, I understand 'you TV people' are "morally bankrupt"..so, you're...sick.
How about if she's 30 and he's 80? 90? 100?
You people are sick and don't even know it.
The Starmaker
That's why you're in the TV industry..it's run by sick people.
I can imagine now you'all singing now...
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!
Kris Baker
Dec 2, 2011, 1:58:05 PM12/2/11
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"suzeeq" <su...@imbris.com> wrote in message
news:jb0oik$ikd$2...@dont-email.me...
> The Starmaker wrote:
>> Karen M wrote:
>>> On Nov 27, 1:37 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>> Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
>>>>
>>>> Just in case you haven't heard..
>>>>
>>>> Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
Dick Van Dyke hasn't been married to anyone since 1984.
>> Karen M wrote:
>>> On Nov 27, 1:37 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>> Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
>>>>
>>>> Just in case you haven't heard..
>>>>
>>>> Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
You're being trolled.
Kris
suzeeq
Dec 2, 2011, 5:57:57 PM12/2/11
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> You're being trolled.
I do know the starman plays fast and loose with his "facts" and
outlandish 'news' statements.
Kris Baker
Dec 2, 2011, 6:56:53 PM12/2/11
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"suzeeq" <suz...@imbris.com> wrote in message
news:jbbl3k$lo8$2...@speranza.aioe.org...
> Kris Baker wrote:
>> "suzeeq" <su...@imbris.com> wrote in message
>> news:jb0oik$ikd$2...@dont-email.me...
>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>> Karen M wrote:
>>>>> On Nov 27, 1:37 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just in case you haven't heard..
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
>
>> Dick Van Dyke hasn't been married to anyone since 1984.
>
> Well, I didn't know, and I really don't care.
So you're both trolling....eh?
>> "suzeeq" <su...@imbris.com> wrote in message
>> news:jb0oik$ikd$2...@dont-email.me...
>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>> Karen M wrote:
>>>>> On Nov 27, 1:37 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just in case you haven't heard..
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
>
>> Dick Van Dyke hasn't been married to anyone since 1984.
>
> Well, I didn't know, and I really don't care.
Kris
suzeeq
Dec 2, 2011, 7:04:10 PM12/2/11
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The Starmaker
Dec 2, 2011, 7:53:14 PM12/2/11
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Judy Scobee
Dec 2, 2011, 8:02:28 PM12/2/11
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I wonder if he wants a CareTaker?
=Judy=
=Judy=
suzeeq
Dec 2, 2011, 8:22:17 PM12/2/11
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thepinkpantsuit
Dec 2, 2011, 9:32:50 PM12/2/11
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suzeeq
Dec 2, 2011, 9:53:43 PM12/2/11
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The Starmaker
Dec 2, 2011, 11:56:22 PM12/2/11
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thepinkpantsuit
Dec 3, 2011, 12:56:21 AM12/3/11
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>
> - Show quoted text -
How naive was THAT viewing audience? Ah, the '60's.
> - Show quoted text -
The Starmaker
Dec 3, 2011, 2:04:08 PM12/3/11
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"What do we do all day? Laugh, Sing, Dance..." -Arlene Silver
Now, I want to know, Who is Joan Rivers having sex with?
The Starmaker
The Starmaker
Dec 3, 2011, 2:14:43 PM12/3/11
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The Starmaker wrote:
>
> thepinkpantsuit wrote:
> >
> > On Dec 2, 11:56 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > thepinkpantsuit wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Dec 2, 1:58 pm, "Kris Baker" <parallelcoo...@ggmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > "suzeeq" <su...@imbris.com> wrote in message
> > >
> > > > >news:jb0oik$ikd$2...@dont-email.me...
> > >
> > > > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >> Karen M wrote:
> > > > > >>> On Nov 27, 1:37 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > > > >>>> Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
> > >
> > > > > >>>> Just in case you haven't heard..
> > >
> > > > > >>>> Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
> > >
> > > > > Dick Van Dyke hasn't been married to anyone since 1984.
> > >
> > > > > You're being trolled.
> > >
> > > > > Kris
> > >
> > > > Why is his name Dick Van Dyke? Anyone see a problem with this?
> > >
> > > Real name is Penis Van Lesbian.- Hide quoted text -
> > >
> > > - Show quoted text -
> >
> > How naive was THAT viewing audience? Ah, the '60's.
>
> Well, they must still be naive....because according to Arlene Silver,
>
> "What do we do all day? Laugh, Sing, Dance..." -Arlene Silver
Poor guy has to feed that thing every 5 minutes...
>
> thepinkpantsuit wrote:
> >
> > On Dec 2, 11:56 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > thepinkpantsuit wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Dec 2, 1:58 pm, "Kris Baker" <parallelcoo...@ggmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > "suzeeq" <su...@imbris.com> wrote in message
> > >
> > > > >news:jb0oik$ikd$2...@dont-email.me...
> > >
> > > > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >> Karen M wrote:
> > > > > >>> On Nov 27, 1:37 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > > > >>>> Starmaker Exclusive means, nobody else has this info but me.
> > >
> > > > > >>>> Just in case you haven't heard..
> > >
> > > > > >>>> Dick Van Dyke is getting divorced...he's 87 (i think)
> > >
> > > > > Dick Van Dyke hasn't been married to anyone since 1984.
> > >
> > > > > You're being trolled.
> > >
> > > > > Kris
> > >
> > > > Why is his name Dick Van Dyke? Anyone see a problem with this?
> > >
> > > Real name is Penis Van Lesbian.- Hide quoted text -
> > >
> > > - Show quoted text -
> >
> > How naive was THAT viewing audience? Ah, the '60's.
>
> Well, they must still be naive....because according to Arlene Silver,
>
> "What do we do all day? Laugh, Sing, Dance..." -Arlene Silver
http://photo.infophoto.it/asp/fls_blobs.asp?cnid=13&rid=848777
You know, if you got into most peoples houses in Malibu...there's nothing in the refridgerator!!!
Poor Arlene Silver must had freaked out when she opened Dick Van Dykes refridgerator..
Times have changed...the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.
He has to go to the supermarket now because...SHE EATING ALL THE FOOD!!!!!
http://photo.infophoto.it/asp/fls_blobs.asp?cnid=13&rid=848777
I notice that when a woman gains weight, her breast gets bigger!
http://photo.infophoto.it/asp/fls_blobs.asp?cnid=13&rid=848777
The Starmaker
I'm thinking of getting into the bra business....
The Starmaker
Dec 3, 2011, 2:17:20 PM12/3/11
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http://photo.infophoto.it/asp/fls_blobs.asp?cnid=13&rid=848779
The Starmaker
Dec 3, 2011, 2:26:14 PM12/3/11
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http://photo.infophoto.it/asp/fls_blobs.asp?cnid=13&rid=848779
7 up, big bags of potatoe chips and ...and...
and he can barely push it...it's groceries all for her!!!
http://photo.infophoto.it/asp/fls_blobs.asp?cnid=13&rid=848779
Now I know what Dick Van Dyke does with Arlene Silver at night, ...he wallows in her breast, ..
The Starmaker
Judy Scobee
Dec 3, 2011, 2:38:30 PM12/3/11
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Dumb! . . . No Dumber!
=Judy=
=Judy=
inf...@mindspring.com
Dec 3, 2011, 3:18:48 PM12/3/11
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On Sat, 03 Dec 2011 11:14:43 -0800, The Starmaker
<star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>The Starmaker
>
>I'm thinking of getting into the bra business....
You're certainly a big enough boob.
<star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>The Starmaker
>
>I'm thinking of getting into the bra business....
thepinkpantsuit
Dec 3, 2011, 4:47:00 PM12/3/11
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Really, you want to know that? I don't want to know that. No.
> - Show quoted text -
The Starmaker
Dec 5, 2011, 3:26:42 PM12/5/11
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Judy Scobee wrote:
>
> I wonder if he wants a CareTaker?
>
> =Judy=
No, he already has that...
>
> I wonder if he wants a CareTaker?
>
> =Judy=
But he certaintly doesn't want a 'mary tyler moore' type...too skinny
and no breast.
He wants a girl with big boobs and not so smart...Arline Siver is a
make-up artist.
Judy Scobee
Dec 5, 2011, 4:40:33 PM12/5/11
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DVD is pushing the cart, as a walker!! Seems she should be pushing it
and him having a cane!
=Judy=
and him having a cane!
=Judy=
Judy Scobee
Dec 5, 2011, 4:42:57 PM12/5/11
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Remember, she's the one that will cook for both of them!! He's got a
CareTaker in her!
=Judy=
CareTaker in her!
=Judy=
Judy Scobee
Dec 5, 2011, 4:47:19 PM12/5/11
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Willie Nelson (78) got together then married his make-up artist . . .
she & him have 2 great sons (22 & 21); Lukas & Micah who'll be on Jimmy
Kimmel's show Dec. 7th . . . . catch it if you can!!!
=Judy=
she & him have 2 great sons (22 & 21); Lukas & Micah who'll be on Jimmy
Kimmel's show Dec. 7th . . . . catch it if you can!!!
=Judy=
The Starmaker
Dec 14, 2011, 4:40:30 PM12/14/11
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http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/12/14/melissa-rivers-reportedly-dating-porn-king-steven-hirsch/?test=faces
Melissa Rivers is banging a porn king...
That means to me...Melissa Rivers is a slut.
She looks like a slut, but I didn't know she was one!
The Starmaker
Joan Rivers must be with Larry Flynt...
thepinkpantsuit
Dec 15, 2011, 9:28:41 PM12/15/11
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>
> Melissa Rivers is banging a porn king...
>
> That means to me...Melissa Rivers is a slut.
>
> She looks like a slut, but I didn't know she was one!
>
> The Starmaker
>
> Joan Rivers must be with Larry Flynt...- Hide quoted text -
> Melissa Rivers is banging a porn king...
>
> That means to me...Melissa Rivers is a slut.
>
> She looks like a slut, but I didn't know she was one!
>
> The Starmaker
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
I heard about this. Kinda pathetic. Really gross.
> - Show quoted text -
The Starmaker
Dec 16, 2011, 6:32:50 PM12/16/11
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Her mother Joan Rivers is a comedian..one step from the gutter..
most comedians perform at strip clubs..
One of Joans' jokes is
1 - 2
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers
Now, who in American can relate to being...tied up?
I feel sorry for Melissa...
'What's love got to do with it?'
The Starmaker
All future boyfriends are going to have to...keep up with her.
At least I know now how to handle Melissa...
All I have to do is tell Melissa Gilbert, ...
"I'm hung like a horse!"
Judy Scobee
Dec 16, 2011, 8:21:25 PM12/16/11
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Joan Rivers doesn't even look like Joan Rivers any more! Ugh!!! Plus
seems everyone wants to be a "blondie" these days! What happened to all
the brunetts & few redheads out there???
=Judy=
seems everyone wants to be a "blondie" these days! What happened to all
the brunetts & few redheads out there???
=Judy=
The Starmaker
Mar 9, 2012, 7:51:01 PM3/9/12
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The Starmaker wrote:
>
> arlene silver wrote:
> >
> > On Nov 29, 5:02 pm, suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > SoHillsGuy wrote:
> > > >>> I found a calculator..
> > > >>> if you do a
> > > >>> 2011 - 1925 = 86
> > > >> Yes, that's assuming he's had his birthday in 2011...which he hasn't.
> > >
> > > >> You really are shit with numbers, aren't you?
> > >
> > > > December 13, that's like a...couple weeks from now, I keep forgetting..that's a BIG difference to you.
> > >
> > > > You must be in show biz, are you a Hollywood lawyer too? You people are despicable!
> > >
> > > > The Starmaker
> > >
> > > > and it's not about math..
> > >
> > > > it's about what is Dick Van Dyke doing to that....Arlene Silver girl? In otherwords, ...
> > > > what goes on in that bedroom down there in Malibu at night? Do I have to draw a picture?
> > >
> > > She's a big girl, nearly 40, and I'm sure it's consensual... whatever
> > > they're doing.- Hide quoted text -
>
> Mr.? I'm not a 100 years old little girl..you don't have to call me...Mister. Who's your daddy?
>
> >
> > In the age of things like the internet (google, wikipedia, imdb etc)
> > and calculators, I'm baffled at the misinformation you are
> > spreading.
> > Dick has been married once to Margie Willett and then he lived with
> > Michelle Triola til her passing in 09. Dick is 85 going on 86, but has
> > the spirit and energy that rivals someone much younger. If you ever
> > had the priviledge of meeting him, you would understand.
> >
> > What do we do all day? Laugh, Sing, Dance and None of your Damn
> > Business!!
>
> You poor thing, you're a sex slave.
>
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Arlene Silver
> > aka the soon to be Mrs. Dick Van Dyke
>
> Well you better hurry up honey...he's got one foot in the grave. Put him in a wheel chair and rush him to city hall.
>
> The Starmaker
She took my advise...
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/03/09/dick-van-dyke-marries-makeup-artist-46-years-his-junior/?intcmp=features
Smart girl.
The Starmaker
>
> arlene silver wrote:
> >
> > On Nov 29, 5:02 pm, suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > SoHillsGuy wrote:
> > > >>> I found a calculator..
> > > >>> if you do a
> > > >>> 2011 - 1925 = 86
> > > >> Yes, that's assuming he's had his birthday in 2011...which he hasn't.
> > >
> > > >> You really are shit with numbers, aren't you?
> > >
> > > > December 13, that's like a...couple weeks from now, I keep forgetting..that's a BIG difference to you.
> > >
> > > > You must be in show biz, are you a Hollywood lawyer too? You people are despicable!
> > >
> > > > The Starmaker
> > >
> > > > and it's not about math..
> > >
> > > > it's about what is Dick Van Dyke doing to that....Arlene Silver girl? In otherwords, ...
> > > > what goes on in that bedroom down there in Malibu at night? Do I have to draw a picture?
> > >
> > > She's a big girl, nearly 40, and I'm sure it's consensual... whatever
> > > they're doing.- Hide quoted text -
> > >
> > > - Show quoted text -
> >
> > Mr. Starmaker,
> > > - Show quoted text -
> >
>
> Mr.? I'm not a 100 years old little girl..you don't have to call me...Mister. Who's your daddy?
>
> >
> > In the age of things like the internet (google, wikipedia, imdb etc)
> > and calculators, I'm baffled at the misinformation you are
> > spreading.
> > Dick has been married once to Margie Willett and then he lived with
> > Michelle Triola til her passing in 09. Dick is 85 going on 86, but has
> > the spirit and energy that rivals someone much younger. If you ever
> > had the priviledge of meeting him, you would understand.
> >
> > What do we do all day? Laugh, Sing, Dance and None of your Damn
> > Business!!
>
> You poor thing, you're a sex slave.
>
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Arlene Silver
> > aka the soon to be Mrs. Dick Van Dyke
>
> Well you better hurry up honey...he's got one foot in the grave. Put him in a wheel chair and rush him to city hall.
>
> The Starmaker
She took my advise...
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/03/09/dick-van-dyke-marries-makeup-artist-46-years-his-junior/?intcmp=features
Smart girl.
The Starmaker
Judy Scobee
Mar 9, 2012, 9:38:03 PM3/9/12
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Do I hear, "Gold-digger"??? Bet she made him re-do his Will, before
marrying him!
=Judy=
marrying him!
=Judy=
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