TED CASABLANCA 10/03/08 **BLIND ITEM**
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One Vaccination-Required Blind Vice: It can be a rocky journey to the
top, and no one knows this better than Finnegan Furrow-Brow. He's been
in the spotlight for years, but never had that star recognition until
most recently. See, Finny's a younger-type dude who's been thrust upon
this world of flashing lights and flashing panties simply due to his
ambitious achievements (which, of course, means he's starting to
dabble in all kinds of crossover activities too, which usually happens
with the young, firmly muscled and pretty popular). F's tight ass and
adorable smile def don't hurt his fame cred, either, but newly minted
megamoney and magnified status aside, FFB isn't exactly a traditional
knockout stud. Regardless, his basically "unthreatening" demeanor gets
girls into the throes of his sheets all the damn time, anyways.
But...these digging damsels shouldn't be too eager. Here's why:
Despite Frazzy's best ass-getting efforts, when it comes down to it,
he often has difficulty knocking the cojones outta the park. Why? Oh,
not because of any diss-able effort on his part—turns out, actually
it's quite the opposite, as Mr. F.B.'s predicaments usually occur
because he's such a good guy. See, he got the herp. And being the nice
boy he is, he'll always warn (hugely unlike most of his H-town
counterparts, hugely) these supple potential nooky sirens that he has
herpes, but not to worry cause they can "just use a condom." Cue
girl's exit. Almost always. Sheesh, maybe the dude should take that
offer Miley Cyrus shot down and start reppin' rubbers? At least he'd
get the (bigger) bucks if not the girl. And It Ain't: Jesse McCartney,
Cristiano Ronaldo, Roger Federer
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Smokie Darling (Annie)
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> I wait for the TC translator to come around before I even try to figure his
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OKay, I'm game...
Actor, been around a while, but only "recently" coming into massive
recognition. He's dabbling in other things (clothing line or cologne
or music or whatever) now. He's become really rich, he's apparently
straight. He has herpes, he tells his potential partners (of which
apparently there are many), and they skedaddle before any bodily
fluids are exchanged.
So... Nice guy, young or youngish, handsome, but not traditionally so
(meaning I think he isn't really "pretty boy" handsome), newly famous
but been around for a while, apparently fit as TC references a tight
ass.
Paralle...@gmail.com
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I speak Ted, and I approve the above message ;)
Kris
J. B.
I didn't assume it was an actor. The first name that came to mind was
Michael Phelps.
Big J
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Same for me.
Big J
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Smokie Darling (Annie)
After I sent it in, and realized I'd written actor, I realized that
TC didn't mention that, though Phelps wasn't who came to my mind.
What's weird is that I didn't see "alot" clues to who he might be.
The usual TC crap has alot of stupid plays on words that are clues to
who the subject is, and this one didn't seem to.
How old is Phelps, 23? That is young, but not youngish. Youngish, to
me, is 30 to 40 in Ted-speak.
Paralle...@gmail.com
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"...unlike most of his H-town counterparts"....sounds like a performer
to me.
Who would be an H-town counterpart to Michael Phelps?
Kris
Smokie Darling (Annie)
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> <92658277-0314-4693-9a45-59cd13b0a...@h60g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
> "Smokie Darling (Annie)" <Barnabus1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > Actor, been around a while, but only "recently" coming into massive
> > > > recognition. He's dabbling in other things (clothing line or cologne
> > > > or music or whatever) now. He's become really rich, he's apparently
> > > > straight. He has herpes, he tells his potential partners (of which
> > > > apparently there are many), and they skedaddle before any bodily
> > > > fluids are exchanged.
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> > > > So... Nice guy, young or youngish, handsome, but not traditionally so
> > > > (meaning I think he isn't really "pretty boy" handsome), newly famous
> > > > but been around for a while, apparently fit as TC references a tight
> > > > ass.
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> > > I didn't assume it was an actor. The first name that came to mind was
> > > Michael Phelps.
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> > After I sent it in, and realized I'd written actor, I realized that
> > TC didn't mention that, though Phelps wasn't who came to my mind.
> > What's weird is that I didn't see "alot" clues to who he might be.
> > The usual TC crap has alot of stupid plays on words that are clues to
> > who the subject is, and this one didn't seem to.
>
> I just think it gets so annoying after awhile that I give up reading
> or caring what the blind item is about. I kind of feel I am reading a
> really bad children's story. His Blind items seems to be mostly about in
> closeted stars with a substance abuse problem to hide his or her double
> life.
Yeah, I only tried my hand at translation because explorer asked.
Didn't ask *me*, but heck, I gave it a try.
I agree about the closeted ones though. I mean, if he's out and
proud, cool beans. He can be all the cranky he wants about the
closeted ones, if he really doesn't like it, then he should "out" them
and get it out of his system.
Granted, I don't think outing someone is a good idea (don't really
care who someone else sleeps with), but ... as my grampie used to say,
"Shit of get off the pot". He whines way too much about it. Neal
Patrick Harris has done alright since coming out, except for the hard
core (he can't play straight if he's gay, make the character gay...
apparently they don't understand it is called *acting* for a
reason).
Wonder how Clay Aiken is going to do. I know two women who absolutely
despise him now (mostly 'cause they are idiots, I never liked the guy
at all, musically).
Smokie Darling (Annie)
Yeah, but that doesn't mean "actor". Then again...
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> Who would be an H-town counterpart to Michael Phelps?
Mark Spitz? <snicker>
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> Kris
Pithy and Original
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Kris
Could that mean Home-town?
Big J
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>> >>>> Why? Oh, not because of any diss-able effort on his part逆urns
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> He also said he's been around for hears, and while that is true for
> swim fans - the general public never heard of him until this year.
I disagree - he won eight medals w/ six golds at the previous Olympics.
He was well-known 4 years ago.
Big J
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Smokie Darling (Annie)
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H-town in Tedspeak is Hollywood.
moor...@yahoo.com
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> <ParallelCoo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Sorry to correct the Ted translator, but I think H-town means
Hollywood like you'd think, and Ted is saying this guy is NOT
Hollywood. The H-town folks are counterparts in the sense that they
are picking up a lot of women as he is, but unlike him they are in
Hollywood. (As in, "Biden's counterpart in the Republican party is an
incredible idiot.")
Phelps sounds about right.
Eliza