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Hollywood's most HUNG (and not-so hung)??

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Patranoid

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Apr 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM4/7/98
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M Ferrante wrote:

>Anyone got any idea of who is supposed to be "hung" and who could be
>named "tiny tim"???

well, milton berle's reputed to be a big guy<wink wink>...(Did anybody else
think he was really good as the Alzheimer's patient on 90210 a few seasons
back?)

pat

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
--Raoul Duke

dex...@hotmail.com

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In article <199804072153...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
> I've heard Matt Dillon, Jason Priestly, Don Johnson, James Woods...can't think of any others right off the bat (no pun intended). Anyone who saw Total Eclipse knows that Leo don't have nuthin'! I've heard Tom Cruise is small too.


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T.Rose

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Apr 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM4/7/98
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Strangely enough I've read several in several places that Roddy McDowall has
quite a rod.
FERRANTE wrote in message <352b9374...@news.primenet.com>...

>Anyone got any idea of who is supposed to be "hung" and who could be
>named "tiny tim"???
>
>Mark Ferrante

Wildep7065

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Apr 8, 1998, 3:00:00 AM4/8/98
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>>Anyone got any idea of who is supposed to be "hung" and who could be
>>named "tiny tim

It's my understanding that Liam Neeson, Matthew Modine, and Ed Begley Jr. (of
all people) are all swinging baseball bats.

Daisy00101

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Well, he's not my idea of a celebrity, but as anyone who has seen the infamous
video know, Tommy Lee is HUGE!

>> >Anyone got any idea of who is supposed to be "hung" and who could be<BR>
>> >named "tiny tim"???<BR>
>><BR>


>> well, milton berle's reputed to be a big guy<wink wink>...(Did anybody

>else<BR>


>> think he was really good as the Alzheimer's patient on 90210 a few

>seasons<BR>
>> back?)<BR>
>><BR>
>> pat<BR>
>><BR>
>> "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."<BR>
>> --Raoul Duke<BR>
>><BR>


>> I've heard Matt Dillon, Jason Priestly, Don Johnson, James Woods...can't
>think of any others right off the bat (no pun intended). Anyone who saw Total
>Eclipse knows that Leo don't have nuthin'! I've heard Tom Cruise is small

>too.<BR>

YoungandR

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> I've heard Matt Dillon, Jason Priestly, Don Johnson, James Woods...can't
>think of any others right off the bat (no pun intended). Anyone who saw >Total
Eclipse knows that Leo don't have nuthin'! I've heard Tom Cruise is >small too.

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Since I volunteered to be the "KEEPER" of Don Johnson, I think this is a
definite "mission" I've been given and will do my best to check it out. I'm
planning on bringing Don to the Parteee dressed in his Miami Vice white jacket,
aqua shirt, and white tight pants. I'll be working on my "mission"
before,during and after the Parteee, if need be and probably will be ;) to
resolve this rumor.

Lee


GretzkyGrl

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I've heard that the actor who was in "Last Temptation of Christ" and that bad
Madonna movie is quite big.

Gretz...@aol.com
884 goals & 1,907 assists and counting

Kyzar317

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>>Anyone got any idea of who is supposed to be "hung" and who could be
>>named "tiny tim"???
>>

It's my understanding that Patrick Stewart is in the XL category - Karen - you
are his keeper if I'm not mistaken. Care to comment? I think its you I got my
original info from!

Sherbaker

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I've HEARD ( no first hand knowledge about this but -- for real -- turned down
a date with him in the l970s...) that Rod Stewart has a teeny weeny, well,
weenie..... IF I gossiped about such things, I would mention that.....

JAlva36311

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>followed by Willem Defoe. David Duchovny also huge. The last 2 confirmed for
me by eyewitnesses.
>Imogen<<


--Hmm..what do you mean by eyewitnesses? Have these people slept with the above
named "wonders?" Or did they get a peek at the gym or something? Just
curious..

As usual,
Jessica : )

Rat & Swan

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FERRANTE wrote:
>
> Anyone got any idea of who is supposed to be "hung" and who could be
> named "tiny tim"???
>
> Mark Ferrante

As Kurt Russell's KEEPER, I cannot say if the flesh and blood KR is
endowed or impoverished, and nobody among the putative hordes he's
'entertained' is talking, but as for the 'Kurt Russell' I'm KEEPING,
he's just right, darlings! A lovely velvety seven and a half inches of
silk covered steel, sweet succulent spheres and a crescent shaped
freckle! *yum*! And it's mine all mine!

Let us give homage
To Kurt Russell's shaft!
His Golden Globes hiding
Neath seven and half!

His form never wearies
Nor early deflates,
His style is his own
And I say it's great!

But I shall stay modest
for delicacy's sake
And just say 'that's why
They all call him "Snake"!

Swan


IceKatIce

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Apr 8, 1998, 3:00:00 AM4/8/98
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<<snipped from Sher>>>

Sher; I had heard that too. He used to date a stripper in Atlanta back in
early 80's. She used to call him the "bullet" as a nickname. She went on a
radio morning show and spilled the ummmm.... "bean"s about their relationship..

Kat

Briguy1969

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Apr 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM4/9/98
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Chris Issak is supposed to have quite a bit of manhood. There's one I would
DEFINITELY like to get a peek at
Brian

Uncle Waltie

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GretzkyGrl wrote:
>
> I've heard that the actor who was in "Last Temptation of Christ" and that bad
> Madonna movie is quite big.

Willem Dafoe? Is that the one I'm thinking of?

-walt

--
If Ford is to Chevrolet what Dodge is to Chrysler
what Corn Flakes are to Post Toasties what the clear blue
sky is to the deep blue sea what Hank Williams is to
Neil Armstrong, can you doubt we were made for each other?
-Lyle Lovett

GretzkyGrl

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>Willem Dafoe? Is that the one I'm thinking of?>

Yes, Uncle Waltie. Supposedly while filming "Last Temptation", he was so big
he couldn't keep that diaper costume on.

Uncle Waltie

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GretzkyGrl wrote:
>
> >Willem Dafoe? Is that the one I'm thinking of?>
>
> Yes, Uncle Waltie. Supposedly while filming "Last Temptation", he was so big
> he couldn't keep that diaper costume on.

Wow. Now that's big.

GoodMrngGl

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In article <199804081710...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, kyza...@aol.com
(Kyzar317) writes:

>>>Anyone got any idea of who is supposed to be "hung" and who could be
>>>named "tiny tim"???
>>>
>

>It's my understanding that Patrick Stewart is in the XL category - Karen -you
>are his keeper if I'm not mistaken. Care to comment? I think its you I gotmy
>original info from!

*******
Yes, I am curious too - we used to try to guess using the "donut
measuring" method, i.e., how many donuts would it hold (heh heh).
So, how many donuts do you think say, Tommy Lee would merit?
Annette <dunkin>

bigw...@ktn.net

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In article <199804092029...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
Now I'm not sure, but a dear friend enlightened me to a scene in the new
movie Sabrina with Harrison Ford and Julia Ormond in the office where he has a
rather obvious hard on. In this particular scene, Harrison sure looks like
his could hold a good ten donuts! Cemented my attraction, that's for sure!

Rolling with the waves,

Trish aka bigwater

AnnOnO...@hotmail.com

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In article <199804092029...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
goodm...@aol.com (GoodMrngGl) wrote:
>
> In article <199804081710...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
kyza...@aol.com
> (Kyzar317) writes:
>
> >>>Anyone got any idea of who is supposed to be "hung" and who could be
> >>>named "tiny tim"???
> >>>
> >
> >It's my understanding that Patrick Stewart is in the XL category - Karen
-you
> >are his keeper if I'm not mistaken. Care to comment? I think its you I
gotmy
> >original info from!
> *******
> Yes, I am curious too - we used to try to guess using the "donut
> measuring" method, i.e., how many donuts would it hold (heh heh).
> So, how many donuts do you think say, Tommy Lee would merit?
> Annette <dunkin>
>
>
Good God!! You Americans must have some kinda BIG donuts if you
think there's even the tiniest possibility of Tommy Lee's organ
fitting in one without splitting it. :)

AnnOnOhMouse
eyes watering...

razz

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Apr 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM4/10/98
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GoodMrngGl wrote:

> Yes, I am curious too - we used to try to guess using the "donut
> measuring" method, i.e., how many donuts would it hold (heh heh).
> So, how many donuts do you think say, Tommy Lee would merit?
> Annette <dunkin>

Just a joke: My mate's cock is so big, 13 seagulls can perch on it.
Well, not quite 13. The thirteenth seagull has to scrabble and scratch
and scrabble and scratch just to hang on. And, you know, that thirteenth
seagull...that's what my mate REALLY likes!

Razz (scrabbling and scratching)


thurbers

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imo...@earthlink.net (Imogen) wrote:

>In article <352b9374...@news.primenet.com>, M.Fer...@juno.com
>(FERRANTE) wrote:

>
>Liam Neeson's supposed to have the biggest one in Hollywood, followed by


>Willem Defoe. David Duchovny also huge. The last 2 confirmed for me by
>eyewitnesses.

Liam Neeson is appearing in a play called Judas' Kiss here in NYC.
There was a blurb in the paper about the taped advisory warning the
credit card company was playing telling customers that the second act
contained extensive and full nudity. Cannot tell you how many people I
work with, male and female, rushed to the phones. It wasn't pretty the
next day when the paper noted that Liam was not one of the nude
actors.<G>

thurbs

Web Ster

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Apr 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM4/10/98
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milton berle

WebSter

ewj

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Hung - Helen Hunt, Eliabeth Shue, Kathy Lee Gifford, Jennifer Saunders,
Pam Grier, Kate Winslet, Melissa Rivers, Jewel, Paula Cole, Cameron Diaz,
Sharon Stone, Demi Moore, Dr. Laura, D. Ruth, Ellen Barkin, Uma Thurman.
Lena Horne


Tiny Tim - Ellen Degenres, Paul Poundstone, Soon Yi, Mia Farrow, Barbara
Stresand, Jenny McCarthy, Rosie O'Donnell, Celion Dion, Kate Moos, Joan
Rivers, Fiana Apple, Pam Lee, Tea Leoni, Ophra Winfrey, Lucy Lawless,
Latoya Jackson

The above are just of the ones I have seen.

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