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Apr 14, 2014, 12:39:06 AM4/14/14
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January 19, 2010
The tabloids are all in a feeding frenzy about a celebrity in sex rehab and it doesn't involve Tiger Woods or David Duchovny. Instead this has been mostly outpatient. The actor is B+/A- list. Bigger than David. Most of the time he is in movies but he would show up on television if you are his friend. Married because if you are single you don't really check into sex rehab. Oh, he is good looking. Child/ren. Actress wife.
Ben Affleck

March 10, 2010
This B- list movie and television actress with much higher name recognition recently walked away from a very high profile project which she had been scheduled to do for ages. Why? Well, she grew tired of being the sexual plaything of the movie couple in charge of the project. The relationship lasted for several years and through several of our actresses' boyfriends. At least one of her boyfriends knew about it and watched once.
Evan Rachel Wood
"Spiderman" musical on Broadway (http://goo.gl/T6unv8)

March 17, 2010
This stunning B list movie actress has been in rehab before. Recently she was in rehab again. It didn't last long though. Two days into her most recent stint she was kicked out when she was caught smoking meth with another patient. She has since moved on to another rehab facility where she is a few days short of completing her 30 days.
Eva Mendes

March 26, 2010
This A list female singer has been sleeping with her married producer. No big deal in Hollywood terms except for the fact she is engaged to a celebrity.
Carrie Underwood/Mike Fisher

April 28, 2010
This creeping towards A list movie actor, who looks about 16, is enjoying his new status a lot. This actor would probably never get a date if not for his career. He certainly wouldn't be able to pass around coke like party favors or get to snort it off the breasts of women like he did last night at a party.
Michael Cera

May 17, 2010
This former B list movie actress who is now a C, although I can't even think of a movie she has been in lately. Anyway, she was in a very recent breakup and even though it was because she couldn't get her act together, she is getting paid. It wasn't a marriage, but she is getting paid $20,000 a week to keep the secret that her ex also loved guys. If his business partners found out then he would stand to lose millions. What he didn't count on was the fact that our actress tells everyone all the time when she has been drinking or doing drugs which is frequently.
Tara Reid (Apparently the guy died in a yachting "accident" in the summer of 2010.)

May 28, 2010
This very popular female tweener who tries to portray herself as wholesome spent last night in a hotel room having sex with two of her bodyguards.
Demi Lovato

July 13, 2010
This C list television and movie actress who is currently on a middling success on a network is not winning friends among the cast. She is currently dating a married producer on the show which she seems to feel gives her carte blanche to be the biggest bittch she can to the female cast. As for the men, she flirts with them all non-stop and got one of her C+/B- list actor co-star into a huge fight with his B list movie girlfriend. The reason? Our troublemaker came into his trailer holding a towel and asked him if he could unscrew a jar of pickles. I kid you not. Pickles. Just at that moment, his girlfriend decided to pay him a visit. Absolutely no one likes her, except the boss. So, she stays.
#1 - Troublemaker: Michelle Trachtenberg
#2 - C+ cast mate: Penn Badgely
#3 - B list actress girlfriend of #2: Blake Lively
Show: "Gossip Girl"

July 20, 2010
Lots of movie premieres last night. At one of them, this female B list reality star lit up her meth pipe as she frequently does. While she was taking a hit on it at the party, someone bumped into the door of the bathroom stall she was using. This caused our reality star to burn her almost bare breast leaving a nasty mark and necessitating a very hasty exit.
Jael Strauss "America's Next Top Model" 2007-2008

August 9, 2010
It wouldn't be a teen party if there was not some behavior that was unexpected. This A/B list female tweener has a squeaky reputation. I mean really squeaky and clean. Never been a blind item before and never been in trouble. Anyway, one of the cast of Glee brought a flask to the party. Actually more like a bottle. You know, just to make the night more fun. Well, our tweener has a big crush on this cast member so when he suggested she have a drink she did. Well, two hours later she was silly drunk and spent the last part of the night in the bathroom regretting the drinking. Apparently it was the first time she ever drank booze.
Miranda Cosgrove/Cory Monteith

August 20, 2010
This foreign born A list female singer is huge worldwide. One secret that she has tried to keep is that she had a baby when she was younger. A member of the family raises the baby and pretends the baby is theirs. Our singer was barely of age and she got pregnant by her then married record producer.
Celine Dion/René Angélil

December 19, 2013
This A list reality star/producer/celebrity promised his main significant other that he wouldn't hook up with any escorts or strippers until after the new year. That promise lasted all of about three days. When she came back home after shopping she said he was gone and found out later he had gone to see a baker which is his term for a hooker.
Simon Cowell/Lauren Silverman

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