The Angels Saga - Sword of Andorra - Further Tales

[Noahide]

The Angels Saga

Volume 55


Sword of Andorra


Pseudepigraphal Apostolics

Volume 3

Stories:

PART ONE – SWORD OF ANDORRA

Sword of Andorra 4

Raphael and Melanie 2

Boaz and Callodyn

Sword of Andorra 5

The ValDan Agenda

Boaz and Callodyn 2

Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly: 6664 – The False Antichrist

Sword of Andorra 6

Boaz and Callodyn 3

The ValDan Agenda

Sword of Andorra 7

Raphael and Melanie 3

Boaz and Callodyn 4

Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly: 6664 – The False Antichrist 2


Sword of Andorra 4

Iggy Azalea sat in a cafe in Andorra. A Risk Mat was on the Table. And so was a Katchulara Mat. Raguel the Seraphim sat opposite her.

'Katchulara, of course is well established in the Realm of Eternity,' said Raguel.

'I've played a little of it,' said Iggy. 'Simple but challenging enough.'

'We have some ideas,' said Raguel. 'It's about a competition. About rival communities. The bringing of rivalry. It's about competition.'

'Between the world of Katchulara and Sword of Andorra,' said Iggy Azalea.

'That's the core of the idea,' replied Raguel. 'I've been studying Sword of Andorra with Jerahmeel, and we're working on some old Oblivion Tube plans. Role of Angel inspiration idea. Competition is slowly starting to heat up in the Realm of Eternity and the United Realms. Organisations, Institutions, Societies and Entrepreneurialships are starting to gather some steam and some exciting bits are starting to enter into life.'

'Life needs exciting bits,' replied Iggys Azalea.

'It certainly does,' replied Raguel. 'So the plan is to build a rivalry between the Katchulara community and the Sword of Andorra community. A bit of friendly rivalry, beset with mockery and wit for the furtherance of exciting spirit and a sense of adventure in life.'

'I understand,' replied Iggy. 'What's the long term plan though? What's the point?'

'I hear that a bit from people who don't understand eternal life,' replied Raguel. 'I find it a bit dimwitted quite frankly. Come on Iggy. You've been at it several aeons now. If you haven't quite worked it out by now heaven knows when you will. Life is a bit of fun a bit of adventure a bit serious a bit sad and a bit happy. And a whole lot more bits as well. If you really need the ultimate rush to get off you should really start heading to rehab and just calm the fuck down. Always needing a payoff. A big thrill. A point to it all. Eastern mysticism really fucked up the world in telling you all it had secret meanings and things. Complete bollocks. Life is a lot simpler than that. It's about the living experience and getting on with your day. There are plenty of things to keep you amused with it all, but a final climax culminates in a resulting low that you'll take fricking forever to get over. So dumb. So dumb. People are so dumb thinking that they need that big pay off to justify the point of life. God made us. He gave us the Garden of Eden. We complexify it to improve the package, and enjoy the fruits of our labours. Life goes on. If you need an ultimate meaning and justification you won't find one. It's just life, Iggy. What you make of it is your own concern, but it's just life.'

Iggy sat there. 'We'll work on the rivalry idea.' She smiled softly. 'I guess so, Rags.'

The End


Raphael and Melanie 2

Raphael put on his twin's cd, Nimorel, the pop singer Beyonce. He drove along the Mitraphoran highway, headed for Mitraphana Keep. He came into the sub-basement, and parked. He approached the elevator, entered the security code, and came upstairs to his office. Walking through the reception hall he spied Cherubim Melanie sitting, reading a magazine.

'Yeh, Spice Girl. Watcha doin?' asked Raphael.

'Waiting for you Raph,' replied Melanie.

'Come in then,' said Raphael. Melanie followed him into Raphael's office. Raphael sat down at his desk and picked up some notes.

'Busy week?' asked Melanie.

'Business as usual for Mitraphana,' replied Raphael. 'Chief Admistrative Centre for the growing disc of Mitraphora. At prayers, regularly, these days, for disc growth. Each of us overseer's have the responsibility for disc growth, as you of course know. Demand is stead in Mitraphora for regular new land and holdings. The community doesn't quite have the zeal of Zaphora or Terraphora on this issue, but likes to be about its business. Some of the other discs though? Overseer's perpetually slaving it out in the universal competition.'

'Life's like that,' said Melanie. 'It goes on expanding.'

'The way it is Mel. What can I do for you?'

'I was talking with Daniel this morning. I live at Danielphon as you know. We're pretty much forever buddies,' said Melanie.

'Yeh, that idea seemed to work out didn't it? I seem to recall we chatted about that a bit,' replied Raphael.

'Yep. He's just had this spark for me since time began practically. Always likes his dash of spice. Anyway I was talking to him and he has suggested some standard ideas of get togethers and things to build a bit of community spirit.'

'Think it's his agenda?' asked Raphael.

'Most likely,' replied Melanie. 'But with Daniel you never can really tell. So he wants you and Nimorel and Gabriel and Aquariel to rock up to Danielphon in a few months for a lazy afternoon to chat, eat pizza and drink coca cola.'

'That sounds fab,' replied Raphael. 'Email me and we'll sort out a date. How are you doing?'

'Oh, you know. Same old same old. Spice work from time to time. Chatting with the twin online about the usual bullshit he rants on about. A bit of this a bit of that. Life goes on,' said Melanie.

'Yeh. Great,' replied Raphael.

Melanie jumped to her feet. 'See you soon, Raph,' and she headed off.

Raphael watched her go, made some notes in his diary, and got on with his day.

The End


Boaz and Callodyn

'So the Michael and David interpretation of Daniel 7 sovereignty is the pursuance of their own will and agendas,' said Callodyn.

'Would appear to be the case,' replied Boaz.

'The old man reminded me of early queries on this subject in the spiritual dimension. They had a will and mind of their own and were not quite Torah disciplined.'

'Pretty much,' replied Boaz. 'It's been taken for granted that Daniel is an eternal biblical book and they are justified in the course of their own will because of the teaching in chapter 7.'

'The fruit of this was quite chaotic, I was informed by the old man. Michael, at the time, seemed to think Paedophilia was an acceptable life choice. This cropped up again in recent times.'

'Michael and David have issues,' replied Boaz. 'They like to do their own thing. Daniel was like that as well. He had an awful and horrific experience paying for that dream. The assumptions have long been maintained that its divine writ. It's a dream, but it is in the bible. They've always softly pursued the logic of sovereignty and their own willpower because of it.'

'Saruviel valued complete freedom but his general thrust of reason included the ideas of responsibility and and organized society in which people have their freedoms, but his assumptions were that they would be moral enough anyway.'

'Something like that,' replied Boaz. 'He was a bit naieve. He didn't really and doesn't really have the personal strengths to maintain an eternally growing society on such principles. Will fall in time. Too self willed. Not compliant enough with Seraphim Torah.'

'Pretty much,' agreed Callodyn.

'The only thing I can really agree to anymore is to revoke the blessing and move on with a new son from Obed. They've had a long time to come to their senses, but have assumed and taken for granted way too much. Like sin is not even really an issue at times it gets that bad.'

'Well, I'm in general agreement with the move,' replied Callodyn. 'The book is really just too problematic to maintain, despite the tradition, as too much havoc always and inevitably results from it.'

'We're in agreement?' queried Boaz.

'We're in agreement,' replied Callodyn.

The End


Sword of Andorra 5

'Right,' said Izzy to Raguel. 'Let's play Risk. Lord of the Rings Risk.'

'Start,' replied Raguel. The game began.

'Now you are from Brazil, aren't you? Human name of Gilson de Arruda?' queried Iggy.

'Correct,' replied Raguel. 'I am the 5th angel of the Realm of Eternity. Traditionally not on Saruviel's reordered list terribly much. Mostly stick with Michael as the Firstborn and official thing. There is a South American Team of Angels. We have a steady agenda.'

'Of course, down in Brazil they speak Portuguese don't they?' asked Iggy.

'Naturally,' replied Raguel. 'It's the official language.'

'In Brazil, I have been told by some sources, that legal enough copies of 'Man in the Mountain' by Geri Halliwell were available for sale on certain websites.'

Raguel went quiet. 'This is an interesting game,' he said. 'Very comforting. I sense much spirit of middle earth in it.'

'Right,' replied Iggy. 'Fascinating. But getting back to what I said, people from Brazil can obtain Main in the Mountain legally enough.'

Raguel looked at her. 'Depends, Iggy. That's a funny idea, you know. Funny.'

'The album is excrutiatingly difficult to obtain in normal circumstances,' replied Iggy. 'Geri was very casual about the fact that if the spice fans don't really give a damn, then never fucking mind bitches. Tough shit, she says. Enjoy the thrills of Passions, she says. Go to hell Australia if you don't dig my friggin tunes. Wanna pan me songs, then go fuck yourselves. She's very uptight on this issue. Takes it personal like. So it is very difficult to obtain. The bitch knows its on youtube but says to the people, please don't listen to it. Bitch. Guilt trips plus. So, my man Rags, the only way to complete my Ruddy Spice Girls collection is to get the album from Brazil.'

Raguel continued looking at the Risk Board. He looked up at Iggy. 'Funny,' he said.

'Right,' replied Iggy Azalea. 'Funny.'

The End


The ValDan Agenda

'The obvious thing is to accumulate a few more things at the moment at the auctions, Daniel San,' said Valandriel.

'Obviously,' replied Daniel the Seraphim. He sat on his chair in the conference room of Danielphon looking at the Rainbow Torah. 'Mmm,' he said while looking at chapter 5. 'Right. Genealogies Valley Boy.'

'What about genealogies?' asked Valandriel.

'And bloodlines,' said Daniel.

'The life is in the blood. Genesis 9,' said Valandriel.

'Right,' agreed Daniel. 'Now we have acquired key history books over the years, right?'

'Sure. We got a big library upstairs on history. And we have private non-copyright history of the ongoing events which have transpired over the long haul. We've collected the general edition newspapers which have completed most of their copyright claims but run with the recording of new history in the syntax and copyright available to them. So what?'

'I've been thinking. Combining the ideas. The human family tree. The bloodlines and life experiences which have likely resulted from significant historical events and experiences and the trends which have occurred historically over the long term based on these specific factors. This indicates a long term trend in things and potentially pertains to established protocols and plans of individuals, groups, institutions, societies and cultures. A greater understanding of the bigger history.'

'Hari Seldon was living in a fantasy world, Daniel San,' replied Valandriel.

'Pretty much. Reactions are made by the Key Parties to new events from their observations. People aren't stupid. But protocols are quite fixed things usually, especially ones set in strong tradition and adhered to. People often ride the storm and go on with the plan regardless. If they change their protocols or amend them the structure and plan changes, and it takes a lot to adjust to a new plan, and the old plan and experience can become less relevant. They have to start again and lose some of their historical substance. So if they take the advantages of reactionism too much and amend their protocols, they'll just end up less competitive. Reality will take over. And if they think their synaptic network is advanced enough to cope with a plethora of complicated network system changes and still make sense of it all with greater knowledge....well, buddy, they've got another thing coming.'

'I understand,' replied Valandriel.

'So remember, buddy. We ain't no quitters,' said Daniel the Seraphim.

'We ain't no quitters,' replied Valandriel.

The End


Boaz and Callodyn 2

'Proverbs is just to know it all,' said Callodyn.

'I've concluded as much myself,' replied Boaz.

'Psalms are tolerable. There's a lot of good ideas. There's problems. They might work out. Would be best to keep the whole book. But as discussed, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deueteronom, Joshua, Judges, Job & Ruth. The rest goes. Psalms is a possibility. Then on with the plan with Obed when he gets a new boy which we name Damien and chronicle out his first 3 centuries, and get the stuff registered as best as possible. A lot of Jewish syntax will need to be involved with the product for copyright concerns, but it should work out,' said Callodyn.

'I have a short 4 chapter book called Life of Paradision which I'm putting in, said Boaz. There's a bit on me and Ruth, a bit on yourself and Kayella,

and some general history of Paradision. Should be a grounding enough book. It will be quite sober the final product.'

'Right. Well, the project should be thought out carefully and planned for a while. The Important thing is that is utilizing foundational knowledge from the early eras with some snap shots of important historical principles relating to the fall of the house of David into its reckless behaviour. The correction needs to be made. Not so dramatic and heavy ultimate judgements in the text. Avoid too much heavy damnation. There is plenty of that in Torah and mankind has had enough of that crazy theology. Calmer and steadier theological waters so the people don't get too excitable.'

'No end of problems its made,' agreed Boaz. 'One of things I will be speaking with the House of David is that its their problem. They are responsible for the community of the overall original Tanakh as it progresses, and will be required to keep the faith with it. The blessing will not be there any more. It's just too late for that reality. So they'll have to earn their own ongoing glory from the situation. The tree is not exactly being cut down. David is up himself quite a lot – he can deal with the mess he made. His problem. Too much trouble for the rest of us to deal with his childish ways.'

'Amen,' replied Callodyn. 'Couldn't have said it better myself Boaz.'

'So the House of Obed could have two competing brothers. Jesse and young Damien. I suggest you buy Damien some Damien Leith CDs. Leithie is pretty sober example of Damien spirit. Amiel Daemion might be another character to introduce to Damien. She's pretty solid. Cute too. The bio on Cherubim Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly's buddy Damien Asanovsci from Noahide Books might be a good idea too. That is pretty factual and formal and normal material. Aso had good success with Indoor Cricket and as Team Captain for the Cooma Cats. Decent success principles in that one. Not too many problems with that sort of sobriety. I'm a big fan of Gad Elbaz. That might some wise stuff to raise Damien on, and Some Visions Trio too. Elenniel does not have Michael's issues. She always been solid enough.'

'Good suggestions,' replied Boaz. 'I'll keep them in mind.'

The End


Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly: 6664 – The False Antichrist

'Right,' said Seraphim Phanuel to his buddy Cherubim Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly. 'You're role which emerged naturally enough, from what you discussed with me, was that of the False Antichrist as come to in Chakola Wanderings.'

'The Pretend Antichrist,' said Daniel. 'Fun with the ideas. Like Noahide Books 666 at Angelfire. Mainly a Comedy Role. That's one of my Jobs. Saruviel carries my number as a birthmark also. 6664. He has the spirit of False Antichristism. That emerged as Ecumenism. It's probably quite a decent spirit, ensuring there is unity in Christendom. There are ethics to consider on the issue. The broken body has joints at war. It's supposed to be that way. Every man and his dog started a church – they were called protestants. Ambition is perfectly fine in Christendom. The primary idea of the ANM Prayer Campaign was to unite Christendom with Psalm 67 prayed over the girl. This brought uniting principles to every church, congregation, movement, denomination, non-denomination, Message Assembly, Jesus Movement, Messianic Movement & Yeshua Movement. I covered every base. Anyone into Jesus of Nazareth in some sort of Messiah or Gospel or Church reality – they were covered. Saberton was not going to get away with preaching his two babylons doctrines and think he could be the super cool sovereign elect and get away with it. Wasn't going to happen buster. He was going to be brought to account. No secret Jesus movement out there is going to be allowed to fuck around with hearts devoted to Jesus of Nazareth and boast that they are the church and the other guys aren't. They were not going to get away with such pride. So tough shit – that's the way it is. So Saruviel inherited that blessing when he showed up as Alexander Darvanius II and got on with the job of the Great Ecumenist – the False Antichrist. Mainly a Psalm 67 spirit of Unity in Christendom.'

'And Judgement Day had a real thrill about it as I recall,' replied Phanuel.

'Indeed it did,' said Cherubim Daniel.

'What next, buddy?' asked Phanuel.

'I'm praying over my b-ball collection of trading cards. I have an early skybox Shaquille O'Neil card, and a few others of note. They are not yet going on display in Danielphon or the Daly Foundation, but we're getting towards it. Still working on getting fame and legacy for the dudes.'

'Work on the fame and reputation and prominence of each item in the collection, right?' queried Phanuel.

'That's the theology,' replied Cherubim Daniel. 'Build your X-Twitter following from generation to generation and tweet your pics of your items. Work 'em buddy. In B-Ball for example, get those arranged special competition's going in your name and get your players involved. Remember, pray an eternity spirit over the project and you are going to have to commit personally or place seed into the task to manage it. Stay focused. The Agenda is perpetual. Rise on a steady basis. Steady as we go, buddy,' said Cherubim Daniel.

'Kapiche,' replied Seraphim Phanuel.

The End


Sword of Andorra 6

'Of course, the seed of the woman Eve is Mankind,' said Iggy to Damien Bradlock.

'What's your point?' replied Damien Bradlock.

'Well, the Jesus fellow pushed a born from above agenda. Tried a new race of beings. These are supposedly superior to humanity and superior to Israel with higher standards of the Kingdom of God mentality. Jesus rattles on about being perfect. I do recall those who exalt themselves will be humbled. Born right the first time, right? The Seed of the Serpent are headtrodden by the seed of the woman. Funny. The seed of the woman is mankind. It's obvious that you have to be part of Adamide-Noahide Mankind to be part of the Seed of the Woman. Now circumcision is interesting. They like to parade themselves as a priestly nation. But the fruit rants on about being the chosen ones. Holier than thou mentalities enter a bit. Isaiah or some prophet rebukes them for that. Too special for the human race seems to be what is going on with Abraham and his Jew Crew. Separatists, right? Now Psalm 4:3 says the Lord God has set apart the Godly for himself. So Israel is supposed to be Godly. As a Kingdom of Priests and Holy Nation according to Exodus 19 they are supposed to follow the Torah Rules and be Holy. Noahides of course should be trying to be righteous like Noah. God exhorted Cain to essentially conquer sin. God chose Noah and his wife and his 3 sons Shem, Ham and Japheth, and their wives, but flooded the rest. The rest of them were practicing Chamas – injustice – violence – wickedness. Right, now Jesus is Jewish. He is supposed to follow the Torah as well. He's not excused from that. So Jesus is supposed to be a priestly sort of person and a kingly sort of person like every Israelite is supposed to. So the Hebrew Bible is Karaite Faith. Adamide-Noahides, Abrahamides & Israelides are supposed to study the sections of their covenantal faith. Jesus and Apostle Peter and Apostle Paul are not excused from this duty. Paul was a Benjaminite. He preached Love in Corinthians 13. Great idea that. The Benjaminite is still supposed to be at his Karaite Studies. He's not excused from that. Now Jesus' Church thing has the Hebrew Bible. They are Jesus followers. Some of them are Jewish. A lot of them are essentially Noahide. They're not excused from their covenantal obligations of study. Matthew 23 reminds us that the schmucks better listen to the Authorities on the Seat of Moses. Well Noahides have some Rainbow Torah concerns for the Noahide Jesus followers. So they better comply on that. Or there will be hell to pay. Kapiche kemosabe.'

'I understand,' replied Damien Bradlock.

The End


Boaz and Callodyn 3

'I have planned the first new book after Ruth,' said Boaz.

'Really,' replied Callodyn. 'What is it?'

'Sailboat Boy. I have planned that when Damien is 10 years old we will go out sailing on the coast of Androvon. We will spend a few months sailing and fishing and camping and talking about life and how to live it well. I will make sure his fishing adventures are chronicled and his hoisting the sails and raising the anchor and things like that. Moderate, soft and mellow. Boys own Adventure sort of stuff. After that I'll get him again in his early 20s for the Next book. That will involve mountain hiking and going on long walks each day. The point in those stories will be about perseverance till you reach your destination. The final book of the Damien trilogy will be when he turns 30 years old. He will be spending a year with me memorizing the book of Ruth, and recounting and quoting it. I will chronicle his progress in learning Torah and asking him questions on his insight into the text, and sharing some things about that time with him. They will be the next 3 books after Ruth. Then we will go on to a book about Damien's firstborn son, named Reuben. The Book of Reuben will focus on my time with Reuben in the Marketplaces of Paradision over a number of years in his teens and talk about good manners with merchants and about sensible shopping practices. So those are the down to earth, practical and sensible first 4 books planned.'

'Very good ideas,' replied Callodyn. 'They sound peaceful and calm and much about real life and normal things. That should help greatly.'

'Amen,' replied Boaz.

The End


The ValDan Agenda

Daniel and Valandriel were in Danielphon. Sharakondra was present. 'Today we are looking at a new project,' said Valandriel.

'What's the new project?' asked Sharakondra.

'That's were you come in, babe,' said Daniel. 'Now the ValDan Agenda has many business organisations universally. Mostly we conform with standard building design protocols. But we want to jazz things up a bit now. Some improvements. Most of our buildings are grey and black and white with steel and stuff like that. That's the usual pattern. We want to add in a bit of colour. Mainly burnt orange brick sort of colouring. Around guttering at the roof and along pipes and things like that. Usually a bit of burnt orange with some dashes of a nice shade of green on common enoughly used ornamentations. We also want to introduce some of the ANM's Classical Paintings in our cultural history, freshly painted copies by our premiere artist community, into our network. Places in front entrance ways and hallways and in quiet rooms and things like that. Mainly Adam & Eve as well as Noah & The Ark and Rainbow styled paintings. Classical and modern sort of stuff. No glass or perspex coverings for the paintings – they have long been laboured on for Eternya blessings. Our organisations are now pretty used to functioning primarily as Adamide-Noahide. We want to introduce the classical culture somewhat now also. Music is also a priority. Some of our classical and ambient electronica we want more consistently introduced into in-house radio play. We'd like you heavily involved in the project.'

'That sounds great,' replied Sharakondra. 'I've lots of ideas on that.'

'Sounds great,' replied Daniel.

'We also want to get together for a late afternoon session down at Az's place in a few weeks to do some brainstorming and chat to Azrael and Cosadriel. See how they are going. We're after some portraits. Seraphim portraits. For placing around Danielphon. We're after all 140 of them to place on different levels of our building with some plaques on basics about them including their Seraphim Torah Principle. We'd like you to chat with Az and Cosadriel to see if they like the idea. If they do we'll leave it at that for quite some time in case they want to reflect on the idea. Can you handle that for us?'

'No problem,' replied Sharakondra.

'That's fab,' said Daniel. 'Well, I'm off to lunch. Think I'll get a Subway. Talk later.'

Daniel headed of and Sharakondra engaged in some smalltalk with Valandriel for a while, before excusing herself. And the day marched on.

The End


Sword of Andorra 7

'Andorra is a community,' said Iggy Azalea.

'It is a country,' replied Melanie C.

'Like I was saying, Andorra is a community,' continued Iggy. 'A European one.'

'Andorra is a country in the franco-spanish tradition,' replied Melanie C.

Iggy looked at Melanie. 'Some people are born stupid I guess.'

'What's the supposed to mean?' asked Melanie C.

'I know Andorra is a frikking country Melanie C. That was not the line of logic I initiated. How daft are you?'

'Andorra is a country in the franco-spanish tradition which enjoys football,' said Melanie C.

'Yeh. Right,' said Iggy Azalea. 'Fuck ya. They like soccer.'

Melanie C looked at Iggy. 'Soccer? Never heard of the sport.'

'Like I said. Some people are born stupid,' said Iggy.

'Present company excluded of course,' said Melanie.

Iggy stared at Melanie. She picked up her latte and sipped on it.

'Yeh. Sure. Course.' She picked up her pen and notebook. She scribbled down 'Tits' and looked at the word for a while.

'Some ladies have small tits,' said Iggy.

Melanie said nothing.

'Average curves too. Some ladies,' replied Iggy.

Melanie said nothing.

'But some honeys got all the curves, sweet cheeks,' said Iggy.

'And the manners of a buffoon,' replied Melanie.

Iggy stared at Melanie. She picked up her notebook and wrote down 'Wannabe'.

'Right,' she said to Melanie, looking at her notebook. 'Some musical acts release music. Cool music. Some do pop tunes for girls.'

Melanie said nothing.

'Pop tunes by girls who had very little to actually do with the song apart from makeup and cheesy dressing.'

'Right,' said Melanie. 'Funny.'

'They sold a few copies. Mostly cold commercial promotion instead of musical integrity,' said Iggy.

'Musical integrity?' asked Melanie. 'From an Australian?'

Iggy said nothing.

'Aye mate. I'm an Australian. I have musical integrity in Australian music. I might have fucked off to the USA to chase the dollar, but come on, that's musical integrity.'

Iggy said nothing. Finally, 'Funny.'

'Yeh,' replied Melanie C.

The End


Raphael and Melanie 3

'So Danielphon has an agenda of sorts. We're a Zaphora Keep too,' said Daniel. 'We work within the spirit of what is going on in Zaphora and Zaphora traditions and ways of doing things. Zaphon Keep has the Seraphim Portraits aligned along the hallways of the keep in chronological order of male and female. Michael organized that a long time ago. Danielphon has gotten it's own inspiration for that idea, but will do it on the different levels of the keep in a different organisational arrangement. This is following Zaphon Keep tradition somewhat, with it's own way of doing it, and help in building Zaphora community spirit.'

'Good idea,' said Raphael. 'You need us to pose for portraits then.'

'Pretty much,' replied Daniel.

'What artists do you have in mind?' asked Nimorel.

'Well, Danielphon operates primarily under Noahide principles. We're intending to use well established ANM artists for the work,' said Valandriel.

'That sounds cool,' said Gabriel.

'Not a problem Valley Boy,' said Aquariel.

'So we're intending to get around to the 140 Seraphim and see what they all think,' said Sharakondra. 'We'll run with whoever agrees to the idea – if we can get all 140 of them that would be fabulous. If not, that's life. We'll run with whoever likes the idea.'

'Yeh, not a bad idea,' said Raphael. 'We have some portraits in Mitraphon Keep and Mitraphana Keep. Don't know if I'd push all 140 of the Seraphim. Probably Zaphora spirit as you said. But it's something to consider.'

'Here's the chinese,' Valandriel, as their waitress pushed in a trolley. They ate their meals at the Grand Dragon that afternoon, drank and chatted, and the mood was good. And Melanie enjoyed taking pictures of Raphael doing a chopstick sword fight with Daniel. It was quite amusing.

The End


Boaz and Callodyn 4

'Sailboay Boy might collect shells,' said Callodyn.

'Good idea,' replied Boaz.

'And he puts the shells up to his ear and hears the ocean,' said Callodyn.

'Not a bad suggestion,' replied Boaz.

'Playing on the rocks a bit at the end of the beach. Gazing down at little crabs and things. Puzzling of life,' said Callodyn.

'His thoughts would be his own concern,' replied Boaz.

'Get up there, young Damien. Stare at those water pools. Ask yourself what it's all about? Suggestions like that,' said Callodyn.

'Promote a bit of life inquiry,' replied Boaz.

'Get him thinking on some issues. Contemplating things. Maybe the current scene – the current era. He's born at this time. These are his foundational years. Work out his foundation stones.'

'Acceptable idea,' replied Boaz.

'Maybe get him on jigsaw puzzles a bit. Big ones, maybe. 10,000 piece challenge at 10 or so. Say he's a bit of a tryhard if he starts and doesn't finish the job. Make sure it's a new pack, though. If it's a second hand set he's got a legitimate excuse not to finish as not all the pieces might necessarily be present.'

'I see your point,' replied Boaz.

'Ocean jigsaws. Fishing boats, maybe. Beach stuff. That could be a theme to introduce to him,' said Callodyn.

'I generally do like the Sailboat Boy idea,' replied Boaz. 'Will probably run with that. Obed likes the idea also.'

'Naturally, as per the point, why House of David stuff is a lot of a headache. Concentrating on more regular life issue stuff,' said Callodyn.

'That would be agreed on,' said Boaz. 'It's an enormous pain in the neck all this recent armageddon kfuffle rising in Team Jesus again. They are pushing new ideas with the book, and a lot of citizens are finding it annoying. It's mostly confirming my thinking that we're doing the right thing. It's a pain in the neck, Callodyn. Daniel the prophet rang me up. Asked me why such a fuss? Isn't it under control? I said to him quite frankly no. It's starting to become a bit of a mess. Too much heat building on those traditions. I'm feeling more confident that an alternative biblical tradition of more calm and sedate waters is definitely the way to go. No longer keen on psalms much. Leave that to the House of David. Too much passion, Callodyn. It gets frustrating in there. In some Pentecostal Churches its awful. Quite frankly, awful. And it gets bad now in some Jewish communities. They are that far up King David that it's just not much fun. Zealots taking over. It's freaky in some synagogues. The more and more I look at it, we just need another community to settle things down a bit. A more relaxed, less pumped up experience.'

'We're doing the right thing, Boaz,' said Callodyn.

'Pretty sure I agree,' replied Boaz the Bethlehemite.

The End


Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly: 6664 – The False Antichrist 2

'A Factor in the Mission of the False Antichrist is that he is the False Antichrist. Appearances can be deceiving,' said Daniel.

'So you are a pretend Antichrist,' said Valandriel.

'That's the point exactly,' said Daniel.

'So how do you go about that then?'' asked Valandriel.

'Lollies,' said Daniel.

'Lollies?' asked Valandriel.

'Lollies,' replied Daniel.

'And how exactly do lollies make you the false Antichrist?' asked Valandriel.

'Everybody loves lollies,' said Daniel.

'Your point?' asked Valandriel.

'Willy Wonka specializes in them,' said Daniel. 'And Golden Tickets. That's the key to the role of the False Antichrist. Major Keys,' said Daniel.

'Is the False Antichrist in preparation for something?' asked Valandriel.

'Indeed he is,' replied Daniel.

'And what is that exactly?' asked Valandriel.

'He is preparing for the wrath of the Saruvim of Infinity,' said Daniel.

'Excuse me?' said Valandriel. 'And what is that supposed to mean?'

'The mark of Saruviel is 6664. The mark of the actual Antichrist is 666. Right up Damien Saruvim of Infinity's Anus. Literally a 666 birthmark around his anus. He's the technical arrogant horn of Daniel chapter 7,' replied Daniel. 'And the Wrath of the Saruvim of Infinity – the Agenda of the Saruvim – has been planned a long time now,' said Daniel.

'Right,' said Valandriel. 'News to me.'

'Not news to me kemosabe. Not news to me. Now the objective is creativity. And accompaniment,' said Daniel. 'To a particular purpose.'

'And what is that purpose?' asked Valandriel.

'That Jesus was correct,' said Daniel. 'Jesus was not particularly the Christ. That wasn't really the issue at hand. It was that he was correct enough, like Apostle John, on his opinions of Israel. They were really caught up in too much sinful behaviour. They were twice the sons of hell. They were bad. They still are. So the issue is the redemption of the beast of Daniel, the first one predestined to be destroyed by the mad prophet.'

'The mad prophet?' asked Valandriel.

'Daniel. The Mad Prophet. The seat of whore Babylon in Jerusalem. He was dressed in Scarlet, like the Wise Woman of Proverbs, like the Whore of Revelation, that Great City were our Lord was crucified. Daniel the Prophet thinks himself in his heart untouchable. Innocent and unable to be judged. Israel has built on this pride ages. He is a King of Babylon you see. He is of the Nobility of the House of David. That is the abomination of pride which corrupts at the end of things. So there is the answer and there is the question.'

'And what is the answer?' asked Valandriel.

'That the House of Pride Eat Grass for 7 years like they fucked up Nebuchadnezzar with. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. With the Judgement they Judge They will be Judged. So the idea is to calm down the imbeciles, get them over their spiritual pride, let Daniel taste the dirt for 7 years, and move on from all this beast dogshit doctrine with calmer and more sedate waters. Beyond the days of pride the secret to our life.'

'I understand,' replied Valandriel.

'Fantastic,' said Seraphim Daniel of Eternity.

The End