The Angels Saga - Sword of Andorra - Rainbow Camp 4

[Noahide]

Rainbow Camp 4
BJ put some sticks on the fire, and it continued burning steadily. He seated himself next to Millennia, and Sabrina and Sebastian stared into the fireplace. They were camping again, the Daly kids, at the Rainbow Camp. BJ had gone on a date with Millennia at a restaurant, and Millennia had been impressed by his polite conduct.
'Right, scary story,' said BJ.
'That's like a rule, isn't it,' said Sabrina. 'If you go on a camp there has to be scary stories around the campfire. They do it in every movie.'
'Not every movie,' said Sebastian.
'Most of them,' said Sabrina.
'It's not a rule, it's a tradition,' said BJ.
'What's the difference?' asked Sabrina.
'Rules we obey whether we like to or not. Traditions we keep because we want to,' replied BJ.
'Oh. I see,' replied Sabrina. 'So scary stories are a tradition?' queried Sabrina.
'Something like that,' replied BJ. 'Now here is the tale. There was a queen. An Ice Queen. She was cold and dark. Miserable really. She visited her Queendom with cold rules, cold food and cold weather. All together freezing.'
'Why was she so cold?' asked Sabrina. 'Did she have a trouble childhood?'
'That's not important,' replied BJ.
'I would say it's important,' said Sebastian. 'It establishes her modus operandi. Her core motivations. Daddy teaches us that. People have core motivations. Things they aim to achieve in life. They often stem from harshly realized life lessons. Grudges motivate a lot of people. Ice Queen probably has a grudge.'
'Yes, she would have a grudge,' said Sabrina.
'Does she have a grudge?' Millennia asked BJ.
BJ looked at the 3 Daly children. 'Right,' he said. 'Ok. Now one day the people were so fed up with the cold treatment, they decided to do something about it. They employed Mr Hot Stuff to romance the Ice Queen.'
'Was he a Pentecostal?' asked Sebastian.
'He sounds like a Pentecostal,' said Sabrina. 'Pumped up spiritually on Jesus Fire.'
'Jesus Fire?' asked BJ.
'Jesus specializes on fire,' said Sabrina. 'Daddy told us that.'
'Did he now?' replied BJ. 'No, Mr Hot Stuff was not a Pentecostal. He was a Gigolo, actually. From Spain.'
'A Catholic Gigolo,' said Sebastian. 'He'd have a lesser dose. Not quite as effective.'
'What's a gigolo?' asked Sabrina.
'Love Machine,' said Millennia. 'Cracks on to women to cash extract.'
'Oh,' said Sabrina.
'I considered that as a career,' said Sebastian. 'VD concerns, but it could be a rush.'
'Right,' said BJ. 'Mr Hot Stuff romanced the Ice Queen. But she used cold spells on him and turned him into a mouse.'
'Scary,' said Sabrina.
'A lukewarm catholic mouse,' said Sebastian. 'He won't be getting any after that.'
'He was after some was he?' Millennia asked BJ.
BJ looked at the 3 Daly kids. 'Which parent teaches you the most?'
'We get a bit from both,' said Millennia.
'And Miley too,' said Sebastian.
'Miley has a big influence,' said Sabrina.
'Yep. Fascianting,' said BJ. 'Raised by heaven and hell. The Daly kids. Raised by Heaven and Hell.'
'A bipartisan approach for greater unity,' said Sebastian. 'So we get along better with the world.'
'But she had mercy at last. She looked in the mirror and was disappointed with herself. She had a change of heart and returned him to form of man.'
'That's not scary,' said Sabrina.
'Hardly,' said Sebastian.
'Not very scary,' said Millennia.
'But he got hit by a bus the night before their wedding,' said BJ.
'Aw, that's said,' said Sabrina.
'Not scary though,' said Sebastian.
'There was blood everywhere,' said BJ.
'Mostly gross then,' said Sebastian.
'Mostly just gross,' sais Sabrina.
'But not scary,' said Millennia.
BJ looked at the Daly kids. 'Wonderful,' he said at last.
The End