HOW MUCH IS THAT MONKEY IN THE WINDOW?

[Ed]

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MAKING A MONKEY OUT OF CHARLIE DARWIN
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< CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence existed
to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory of
man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
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The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones, teeth
and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins has proven
that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the
paper it was written on.
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It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while --
perhaps BEFORE --anthracite was formed, and the most golden
rule of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
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Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable evidence
that the evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists can't
tell the difference
between their ass and third base.
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Even worse, they are guilty of willful participation in a monumental
conspiracy against mankind.
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories revealed
that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing a distinct
resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy, contain
dried blood
and, in some cases, other relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientfic evidence that Ed Conrad is
absolutely correct and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons
wearing the white coats and dunce hats dead wrong in claiming we have
a monkey for an uncle
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Well, maybe they're not wrong all the time . . .
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The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and even
soft organs got broken and petrified.
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It can mean only one thing: Humans and animals existed on earth eons
ago but most, if not all, were destroyed in an earth-shattering
catastrophe.
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Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts that I have
discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains of man and
animals is a fraud and a phony.
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The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University, the
Paleontological Research Institute, the University of Pennsylvania,
Hhns Hopkins University and and
tenured-fossil professors of anthropology, paleontology, geology,
physics and atheism -- to mention just a few -- in America's
universties.
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All of them have resorted to deceit, deception, conspiracy and
collusion -- and some have even tampered with physical evidence which
I'll prove whenever
Congress has the balls to call for a scientific investigation.
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When -- IF -- that great day comes, the so-called "experts" at the
Smithsonian Institution, for one, will be sweating gumdrops.
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I can ask "Why? this monumental conspiracy against truth? But I don't
have to, since I have long known why this mind-boggling hoax has long
been perpetrated against mankind.
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It boils down to the protection of vested interests. These Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
affect
their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their cushy
positions.
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God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has
gone on and on and on.
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(It should be noted that the conspiracy to protect the nonsense of
evolution is similiar to the medical, pharmaceutical and health
care conspiracy to refrain from finding a cure for all cancers
because
it is "too profitable to cure," as a wise man once remarked.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
(Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
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The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder
was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
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(It should be notded that. even though Berlin has more large daily
newspapers than even New York City, not a single journalist showed up
for TWO different press conferences that preceded the opening of the
three-month exhibit revealing archaeological and anthropological
anomalies, and no coverage was provided whatsoever. Ditto for the TV
stations.)
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Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are NOT rocks or
concretions but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few
human.
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They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-
tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic
microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the
world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book, "The Human
Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," who had personally examined and
tested
one of the intruiging discoveries and concluded that it is a
calvarium, a
human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by
American Medical Laboratories in Chanitlly, Va. -- considered the
most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented
that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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AML, based in Chantilly, Va., had performed testing on at least a
half-
dozen of the key human specimens via Calculus Analysis by
Crystallography. The results were authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman,
director of laboratories.
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Blood not ony was found in the skull-like object embedded in the
boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified as a calvarium (a
human skull with the eye sockets broken off): in the specimen he
identified as a tibia: in two specimens that bear distinct
characteristics of being human jawbones, and in others.
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It is important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne,
who
had served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center for
many years, had tested one of the discoveries between coal veins and
identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
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Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion
identified as such by Krogman.
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WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath
Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger.
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
-- Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan --
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
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Humbly submitted by
ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
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It's a dog's life fighting the conspiratorial bastards
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[Dawlish]

On Sep 23, 2:56 pm, Ed <up_yours...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> <
> MAKING A MONKEY OUT OF CHARLIE DARWIN

> <http://lh4.ggpht.com/_APjgPmP_12w/SeLknPSttxI/AAAAAAAAEio/RG8j-I_E8a8...

> Well, maybe they're not wrong all the time . . .http://www.ukuleleman.net/uploaded_images/bush_darwin%20monkey%20man-...

> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
> <
> MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://www.edconrad.com

> <
> ========================
> <
> Oh, you want more? Okay!

> <http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg

> <
> HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
> (Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg

> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

> <
> The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder
> was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
> <
> (It should be notded that. even though Berlin has more large daily
> newspapers than even New York City, not a single journalist showed up
> for TWO different press conferences that preceded the opening of the
> three-month exhibit revealing archaeological and anthropological
> anomalies, and no coverage was provided whatsoever. Ditto for the TV
> stations.)

> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg

> <
> =======================
> <
> Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
> that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are NOT rocks or
> concretions but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few
> human.
> <
> They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-
> tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic
> microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
> <
> And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the
> world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book, "The Human
> Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," who had personally examined and
> tested
> one of the intruiging discoveries and concluded that it is a
> calvarium, a
> human skull with the eye sockets broken off.

> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg
> <
> =======================
> <
> Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg

> <
> Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion

> identified as such by Krogman.http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg

> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
> <
> ================================
> <
> WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
> <
> Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
> beneath
> Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
> meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable
> physical evidence of a catastrophe.
> <
> Click on the URL to make it larger.
> <
> < THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
> < "Oh, the Humanity"
> <http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472383101&p=61
> <
> ===========================
> <
> RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
> -- Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan --
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg

> <http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300...

> <
> "We can forgive a child
> who is afraid of the dark.
> The real tragedy of life
> is when men are afraid
> of the light." -- Plato
> <
> "You're not only fighting
> the man in the ring, Ed.
> You're also fighting the
> referee and the three judges."
> -- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
> <
> =================
> <
> Humbly submitted by

> ED CONRADhttp://www.edconrad.com

> <
> MAN AS OLD AS COAL
> and
> DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
> <
> It's a dog's life fighting the conspiratorial bastardshttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
> <

Another nutter. He'll believe the world is not warming too - and if he
does, he'll be welcomed with open arms by the stupids in the stupid
seats. Other groups stripped so the nutter probably won't be back. If
he does happen to reappear, he'll be called a nutter again.

[Double-Aces]

Now there you go again, adding nothing of value to the conversation.