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panikovsky

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Aug 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/24/00
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Now you crazy kids may be asking yourself, self, where the
[expliteve deleted] has that old fucker panikovsky been?
Goofing off, no doubt. Sabbatical. Hey, Mr. or Mrs.
Presumptuous! Hold on to your horsies!

In a word, - research. Hands on research. Now, unhand me, you
swines! I bring you yet more timeless wisdom from yet another
unlikely source. Well, no so unlikely, come to think of it. Just what
you have come to expect. Gritty genius from a grizzzled genius.
Sit back. Relax your buttocks. Enjoy.

bryan spencer wrote:

> Hi,
> I have a question that has been itching me for quite a while. How do
> Russian women feel about corresponding with men of different races(other
> than white)? I know quite a few guys who are attracted to the beauty and
> mystique of a russian women, but they are not white. Some sources of mine
> have told me that the best place to search for a russian mate would be
> either Moscow or St. Petersburg. I thought that perhaps a photo personal ad
> in a Moscow english newspaper would be the best thing to do. Could you
> please shead some light on the situation for me?
>
> Bryan
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Brain!

I sure like your poetic imagery. Itching. Yooka, as they say in Deutch.
Phonetically
speaking. But let's not jump on Descartes before the hearse, as you say in
America.

> Hi, you write,
I have a question that has been itching me for quite a while. How do
Russian women feel about corresponding with men of different races(other
than white)?

You must realize that Russian women come from the whitest culture there is.
After all, the very term "Caucasian" comes to us from the historically Russian
Caucus mountains, just southeast of the always Russian Ukraine. The
non-Russian,
e.g. the so called "Polish" part of Russia is the Mongolian-Tartar part, and is
therefore
a little less white and more, shall we say, topioca than vanilla. Whereas Putin

(which in Russian literally means "pertaining to puta" or in English
"whorelike")
is much more creamy-like and makes you want to just lick him up, yum, but we
digress. Where were we? Oh, yeah, men of different races.

You have to be more specific that just "different races" if you want to
correspond
with Russian women. Specifics are very important. How long is your penis?
Russian women want to know. After all, what if they need to buy you shoes?

> I know quite a few guys, you write, who are attracted to the beauty and
mystique of a russian women, but they are not white. Some sources of mine

Ya know, Brain, I know a few guys too. They work at Ford. And that
Mystique you speak of....well...frankly, your pal pms here, for one, had
immediately dubbed it "Ford Mistake". What WERE those Ford geniuses
thinking?!


> have told me that the best place to search for a russian mate would be
either Moscow or St. Petersburg. I thought that perhaps a photo personal ad

These are some sources. Have you perchance heard of the Kuril Islands?
The ratio of female fish processing workers to the males on the island is
3000 to one. Beat that, Tver.

No, my friend, you have come to the right place. Do not search for a mate
in Moscow. Those women are covered with the summer soot that only a
city of 10 million can produce. You will not find a single white woman there.
They are all gray. If beauty is only skin deep, you better bring a lot of soap
and spare contacts. And lots of shirts. Which brings me to another issue,
but this is not the time.

>in a Moscow english newspaper would be the best thing to do. Could you
please shead some light on the situation for me?

Bryan

Ah! you shed some light on your true desires. Now we are getting somewhere,
Mr. Strangelove. The two papers where the Russian brides go when they
shop for husbands are Moscow Times and St. Petersburg Something or Other.
Neither accepts photos for personal ads. I mean all you see is "Masha wants
to meet a dark stranger to perform unnatural acts with a snake. Snake not
included."
But no photo of the snake! (I am using the term "snake" figuratively).

Unless you rob a bank or something, there will be no photo of you in these
prestidious publications. The only alternative may seem like TV ads on TV6
or NTV, but not panic yet! No, not yet...not yet...NOW! Panic now!

Ha ha, just kidding. Relax your buttocks, friend. There is another route!
YES! It is called "IZ RUK V RUKI". It is a weekly that contains all sorts
of interesting offers. Moscow region. But there is an equivalent in St. Pete.
Yes, i know what i said. But if you are unsure about going after a truly white
woman, and do not wish to settle for a second rate banana-like Ukrainian,
then you may want to reconsider a grayish feline of a Moscovite, Mr. Fastidious.

De Nada. El gusto es mio, -pms

panikovsky

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Aug 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/24/00
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panikovsky

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Ihor

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Aug 25, 2000, 12:18:34 AM8/25/00
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Looks like someone forgot his pills at the pharmacy.

panikovsky wrote in message <39A5EF70...@idt.net>...

Vladimir Makarenko

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Aug 25, 2000, 12:30:08 AM8/25/00
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S uma soiti - Panikovsky vernulsya!
Kogda -to ya na nego ogorchalsya, kogda-to on. No starogo nedruga vse ravno priyatno
videt'. Nostal'giya po molodosti, shto li.No ty postarel Panikovsky , postarel, vse
eti morshiny, opyat' serdechko ne pozvolyaet ostrye sousy..., da i zapal ne tot -
gde predlozheniya na pyat' tysyach' slov bez zapyatoi? Gde sushi? Gde gribochki pod
vodochku, chto sobiralis' sred' Karel'skih lesov i ozer?
Kanulo vse. No ty zhe budesh' hrabrit'sya do poslednego gusya...

VM.

Vladimir Makarenko

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Aug 25, 2000, 12:33:26 AM8/25/00
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Ihor wrote:

> Looks like someone forgot his pills at the pharmacy.
>

don't be rude to the legend of scr, puppy.

VM.

Ihor

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Aug 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/25/00
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Vladimir Makarenko wrote in message <39A5F720...@bellatlantic.net>...

>
>
>Ihor wrote:
>
>> Looks like someone forgot his pills at the pharmacy.
>>
>
>don't be rude to the legend of scr, puppy.

"Save the drama for your...." You get the rest.

-----------------------------------------------
Ihor

P.S. Z Dnem Nezalezhnosti, Ukrayino!

AV

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Aug 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/26/00
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Vladimir Makarenko wrote:
>
> S uma soiti - Panikovsky vernulsya!

A kto eto tkoi ?

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