Mick staggered home in the wee small hours after a heavy
night out with his mates. When he woke up the next
morning, he found he was in bed with the dog
beside him in his wife's place.
"Glory be!" said Mick. " I must have been really drunk
when I got home. I thought there was a lot of noise when
I threw the dog out!"
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