An old cowboy joke
Eugene A. Calame
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied,
"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I
guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied,
"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy,
but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning
I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV,
everything seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy
ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied,
"I always thought I was, but I just found out that
I'm a lesbian."
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Eugene A. Calame eaca...@excite.com
Austin, Texas USA
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