18 July 2003 joke of trhe day

[Eugene A. Calame]

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the
speed limit, In his rear view mirror, he noticed a police car with its
red lights on and he thinks "I can
outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are
racing down the highway-- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his
speedometer passes 100, the guy
figures "what the heck," and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The
police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans
down and says: "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just
want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."The man
thought for a moment and said: "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a
police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I
thought: 'He's trying to give her back!"

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They tole me they would not put thenet.cafe.chatter on Supernews so I will have
to read it on another news server. Hope some more will start using it. If not,
oh well....

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Eugene A. Calame eaca...@excite.com
Austin, Texas USA

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