Bad Day Fishing
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the
blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way
home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.
He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw
them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that
if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy.
She prefers that for supper tonight."
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How was your day?
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Eugene A. Calame eaca...@excite.com
Austin, Texas USA
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