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Eugene A. Calame

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Jun 19, 2003, 1:26:35 AM6/19/03
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her
on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your
girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought and replied with
silence.


The next morning , the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,
"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond
a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.


With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could
get rid of the postman, the gardener,the poolman and your brother!

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Eugene A. Calame eaca...@excite.com
Austin, Texas USA http://home.earthlink.net/ecalame/

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