Let us hear it for Bill

[Eugene A. Calame]

Little Bill comes home from catholic school wit a black eye.
His father sees it and says "Bill, how many times do I have to tell
you not to fight with the other boys?"

But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our
prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress
in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when
she hit me!

"Bill", the father said. You don't do those kind of things to
women. Sure enough, the very next day Bill came home with the other
eye black and blue. Bill's father said, "Bill, I thought we had a
talk!"

"But Dad" Bill said. "It wasn't my fault. There we were in
church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us
had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next
to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she
doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

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Anybody got anything to say. Even a flame would be a change for the better. :-)

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Eugene A. Calame eaca...@excite.com
Austin, Texas USA

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[Eugene A. Calame]

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:49:45 +0100, niceguy <Nic...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 9 Aug 2003 13:19:13 +0100, Eugene A. Calame wrote
>(in message <jap9jvk4mphibll29...@4ax.com>):

>
>>
>>
>>
>> Little Bill comes home from catholic school wit a black eye.
>> His father sees it and says "Bill, how many times do I have to tell
>> you not to fight with the other boys?"
>>
>> But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our
>> prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress
>> in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when
>> she hit me!
>>
>> "Bill", the father said. You don't do those kind of things to
>> women. Sure enough, the very next day Bill came home with the other
>> eye black and blue. Bill's father said, "Bill, I thought we had a
>> talk!"
>>
>> "But Dad" Bill said. "It wasn't my fault. There we were in
>> church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us
>> had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next
>> to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she
>> doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
>>
>>
>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>
>> Anybody got anything to say. Even a flame would be a change for the better.
>> :-)
>>
>>
>>
>

>Be careful with that echt, Eugene

First I will have to find out what echt is before I can be careful with it. I
wonder if Bill knows what it is.