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Barbara Hopper

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Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous combinations of names in
our ancestry.

Poor Kitty would have become Kitty Twitty.

Your old Auntie Lilly may have been "a Drain on her father's side!"

My initials before marriage were B.A.H. for Barbara Ann Hopper; then I
married a man with the last name of Golka.

As a newlywed, I wanted to monogram EVERYTHING, so I started with my
suitcases.

ARRR-R-R-GH !

And that's right where I stopped >(;^)

Anyone else have some silly Combination, Name or Initial stories?

B.Hopper, UE
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TonyaHarris

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How about my youngest, :-). His initials are P.B.J. (Peanut Butter &
Jelly).

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Ron Walcik

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In article <7pmgtr$m...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
du...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Barbara Hopper) wrote:

> Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous combinations of names in
> our ancestry.
>
> Poor Kitty would have become Kitty Twitty.
>
> Your old Auntie Lilly may have been "a Drain on her father's side!"
>
> My initials before marriage were B.A.H. for Barbara Ann Hopper; then I
> married a man with the last name of Golka.
>
> As a newlywed, I wanted to monogram EVERYTHING, so I started with my
> suitcases.
>
> ARRR-R-R-GH !
>
> And that's right where I stopped >(;^)
>
> Anyone else have some silly Combination, Name or Initial stories?
>
> B.Hopper, UE

We considered naming our oldest daughter Valerie Dawn... Until we noticed
what the initials would be.

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Ron Walcik
Killeen, Texas
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Jim Elbrecht

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du...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Barbara Hopper) wrote:
>Anyone else have some silly Combination, Name or Initial stories?

My daughter is M.E., and my son is A.E.... The latter seemed bland
until I wrote him an IUO one day...

I like the [New England?] tradition of using surnames as first names.

Combined with their propensity for marrying cousins, I have a Lyon
NELSON descended from a Nelson LYON. [or vice-versa]

One of my favorites is a Joe BLOW, who was on a CW pension list with
lung troubles.

jim

Steven Mix

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Barbara Hopper wrote in message <7pmgtr$m...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>...

>Anyone else have some silly Combination, Name or Initial stories?


My mom was once called into a parent-teacher conference,
because my 10-year-old brother had put his intials, D.A.M.,
at the top of his workpage. The none-too-bright teacher
actually thought he was cussing at her!

Steve

Daze424

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My niece was married to a Fender and they thought about naming their first
son.....Rusty Fender. Thank God it didn't happen..lol

vimort

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When I was a little girl,I had a Lady friend that was up in her 90's. Called
her Granny Doakes. She carried a cane umbrella with C.O.D in gold. I ask her
what it stood for. She would never tell.I called her collect on deliver.She
would just laugh.WE became good friends

Rolland Forward

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Ok, my name is Rolland (Pronounced Rollin) Forward. I went to school with
Rhoda Tiller, Rusty Steele and Rusty Bolt. I moved down to Texas and met
Daryl Licht.

TonyaHarris

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I forgot this one: if my baby gets his PhD in anything, he'll be Dr.
Pepper.

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B & P

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A girl at college's name was actually London Bridge.

When I married, I myself went from P. Greene to the initials of P.A.P. My
roommate asked if she could call me "Smear" for short..... ;D

ChloeV

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My son's initials are DNA -- a fact of which he was extremely proud, so "natch" majored in genetic biology in college -- until he realized he actually disliked the field and changed his major -- to the Navy!

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Father Dale

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I have the story for ya: When I was an Army Recruiter many years ago, we
had a customer come in the office, a young lady named Female Baby Jones.
She pronounced her first name as "faMALLee". It seems her parents couldn't
agree on a name at the hospital, so they just put Female Baby on the birth
certificate. Never bothered to change it, Mom came up with a different
pronunciation, and left it that way.....


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Chris Duffy

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When we got married, my wife quickly learnt to add her middle initial
when initialling any documents, etc...her new initials are VCD.

Cheers,
Chris from Canberra, ACT

Mark Boyer

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We had a guy at work whose name was Garry Head. The big joke was that
at Christmas, Mother's and Father's day he must have got his parents
really great gifts in thanks for not naming him Richard...


Barbara Hopper wrote:
>
> Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous combinations of names in
> our ancestry.
>
> Poor Kitty would have become Kitty Twitty.
>
> Your old Auntie Lilly may have been "a Drain on her father's side!"
>
> My initials before marriage were B.A.H. for Barbara Ann Hopper; then I
> married a man with the last name of Golka.
>
> As a newlywed, I wanted to monogram EVERYTHING, so I started with my
> suitcases.
>
> ARRR-R-R-GH !
>
> And that's right where I stopped >(;^)
>

> Anyone else have some silly Combination, Name or Initial stories?
>

TonyaHarris

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I went to school with a girl named Honey Golden, :-).

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Arnold&Jennifer Pomerance

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ChloeV wrote:
>
> My son's initials are DNA -- a fact of which he was extremely proud, so > "natch" majored in genetic biology in college -- until he realized he > actually disliked the field and changed his major -- to the Navy!

Way back when I was in school, my best friend's parents had decided all
their children would have the same middle initial (not the same name,
though). So Karen's initials were KAD, and her siblings were RAD, LAD,
MAD, and CAD.

When I got married, my initials changed from JAT to JAP. I'm not sure
it was an improvement!

JP

Aaron White

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My last name is White and my wife's maiden name is Orr. When my son was
born, I wanted to name him Black Orr White, but my wife wouldn't let me.

Barbara Hopper wrote:

> Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous combinations of names in
> our ancestry.
>
> Poor Kitty would have become Kitty Twitty.
>
> Your old Auntie Lilly may have been "a Drain on her father's side!"
>
> My initials before marriage were B.A.H. for Barbara Ann Hopper; then I
> married a man with the last name of Golka.
>
> As a newlywed, I wanted to monogram EVERYTHING, so I started with my
> suitcases.
>
> ARRR-R-R-GH !
>
> And that's right where I stopped >(;^)
>
> Anyone else have some silly Combination, Name or Initial stories?
>
> B.Hopper, UE
> --
> Genealogy Consultant For Hire by the Hour or by Project
> Your family has a history - I can help you find it
> E-Mail: famil...@canada.com

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LADM

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My friends father is named Harold Dick, according to her mother he was
sometimes called Harry.

While I was working at an Inn a newly married couple checked in; Mr. &
Mrs. Horney. I called them Ma'am and Sir during their entire stay.


>Barbara Hopper wrote:
>
>> Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous combinations of names in
>> our ancestry.
>>
>> Poor Kitty would have become Kitty Twitty.
>>
>> Your old Auntie Lilly may have been "a Drain on her father's side!"
>>
>> My initials before marriage were B.A.H. for Barbara Ann Hopper; then I
>> married a man with the last name of Golka.
>>
>> As a newlywed, I wanted to monogram EVERYTHING, so I started with my
>> suitcases.
>>
>> ARRR-R-R-GH !
>>
>> And that's right where I stopped >(;^)
>>
>> Anyone else have some silly Combination, Name or Initial stories?
>>
>> B.Hopper, UE
>> --
>> Genealogy Consultant For Hire by the Hour or by Project
>> Your family has a history - I can help you find it
>> E-Mail: famil...@canada.com

Lauré

Please post and e-mail your answers, I have a major
problem with my server picking up all messages and
this is the only way I can check.

So many interests, so little time.

All opinions welcome, even opposing opinions

Susan Layne

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I remember that there was a girl in my kindergarten class named Juliet
Romeo.

baldycotton

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>A girl at college's name was actually London Bridge.

I have a relative who named their daughter Brooke Lynn.

baldycotton

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>Poor Kitty would have become Kitty Twitty.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of
Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would
then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

Pat Dumond

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When I was in the Army I was a personnel records clerk. One day Specialist
MOON came in because he and his wife just had a new baby and he needed to
add her to his records. They named her "Honey".

- Pat Dumond

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> My son's initials are DNA -- a fact of which he was extremely proud, so
"natch" majored in genetic biology in college -- until he realized he
actually disliked the field and changed his major -- to the Navy!
>

EskyMoe

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>If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
>
>If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of
>Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she
>would
>then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
>
>
>
>
And if Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

Terry Simonds

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du...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Barbara Hopper) wrote:


->Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous combinations of
names in
->our ancestry.............. etc etc etc

My younger son asked me one day where his middle name KENT came from.
He really liked it and was curious. He evidently had imagined it as
being some long-lost relative way-back where...

He was heartbroken when I told him that his mother and I both smoked
Kent cigarettes at the time and just thought it sounded like a nice
name. :(

He still calls me!
Terry Simonds in Ft. Lauderdale
Researching SIMONDS/CAREY/DINSMORE/MANN/ELLISON/WILLIAMS

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jimw

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Aug 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/22/99
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Thanks to all for their input on the "What if" name postings.
I've enjoyed them and it has reminded me of dozens of memories from the
past, my favorite probably is from my days working in a payroll office of a
child protective agency where one of our charges, very young and illiterate,
had a baby girl and named her (this is the pronunciation) Pah-juh-mus.
She couldn't read, but saw the name in an ad from a department store in
the newspaper for sleepwear for babies.
The child, to this day, has a birth certificate which lists her name as
Pajamas.

I would love to hear from anyone with my last name. We are related. The
name originated with my GGGGGgrandfather who come to this country from
Alsace-lorraine and so far, I have located almost 2,000 direct descendants.
Jim Whipkey
>

Mary Strovink Daukas

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Cute story, made me laugh! Any relation to the following?

researching SIMMONS/SIMONDS.

Ellen Jane SIMONDS/SIMMONS BORN 5.16.1847 Campton, NH: 1852 daughter
of Laura SOUTHMEAD c.1827.

Ellen married Alonzo WESCOTT born 9.15.1845 Danbury NH; had daughter
Nellie Frances WESCOTT born 4.29.1869 Danbury, NH; buried Orange,NH

Nellie married William CHAPMAN c.1892 had daughter Nora ( Nodie)
CHAPMAN.

Nora ( Nodie ) May Chapman b.7.4.1892 Orange,NH; died 1983


>Date: Sun, 22 Aug 1999 18:52:41 GMT
>From: fsim...@gated.net (Terry Simonds)
>To: ALT-GEN...@rootsweb.com
>Subject: Re: If Kitty Wells Married Conway Twitty, She Would Be...

>______________________________
>
E-mail: stro...@geocities.com
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BPerowne

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And then there's the chap who was named R B Jones. When the army insisted
on knowing his full name, he told them he only had initials - no names. So
the recruiter filled in R(only) B(only) Jones.

BPerowne

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Robert Heiling

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BPerowne wrote:

> And then there's the chap who was named R B Jones. When the army insisted
> on knowing his full name, he told them he only had initials - no names. So
> the recruiter filled in R(only) B(only) Jones.

You didn't finish the punch line which was that he was forever after known as
Ronly Bonly Jones<g>.

Bob

Debra Lance

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I used to be married to a Spear, but decided I liked my
maiden name better. Get the point?
Regards
Debra (Lance) from Downunder
Kensington, Vic
Barbara Hopper <du...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
news:7pmgtr$m...@freenet-news.carleton.ca...
:
: Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous
combinations of names in
: our ancestry.
:
: Poor Kitty would have become Kitty Twitty.
:
: Your old Auntie Lilly may have been "a Drain on her

MsGene10

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>When I got married, my initials changed from JAT to JAP. I'm not sure
>it was an improvement!
>
>JP

Remember the famous "Dallas" season cliff hanger? As a struggling, older
college student with two wee ones back in the beginning '80s, I received
numerous crank and obscene phone calls, until I began listing only middle
initials (with my last name) -- J R. For some odd reason, this completely
soved the problem! ;-D "ChloeV"
BAKER, CAMPBELL, CARLISI, COOPER, CROW, ENFANTINA, ENFANTINO, HAITHCOCK,
HATHCOCK, IGNACIA, IGNACIO, JONES, MARTIN, PENCE, ROBBIN, SCRACHBURG,
SCRAGBURG, SCRATCHBERRY, SCRUCHBERRY, SCRUTCHBERRY, SIMOLA, SIMOLO, SPEIRS,
SPIERS, VANCE, WENTZ, WILSON

baldycotton

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Terry Simonds said,
>He was heartbroken when I told him that his mother and I both smoked
>Kent cigarettes at the time and just thought it sounded like a nice
>name. :(

I knew of a woman in Virginia who named her son Remy, because she thought it
sounded cool after getting drunk on a bottle of Remy Martin.

Linda Furgerson

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My oldest son came home from first grade absolutely in tears about his
name, Christopher. Seems as if they were studying geography and the kids
were teasing him about being named after Christopher Columbus.

I looked at him calmly and said, "no problem, you weren't named after
Christopher Columbus, you're named after Christopher Robin from Winnie
the Pooh."

He started crying even louder... wailing "oh momma, that's worse."

Looking back, I am really glad my husband made me come to my senses and
name him Christopher Michael and not Christopher Robin as I had
originally intended.

Charles R Martin

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Linda Furgerson wrote:
>

> Looking back, I am really glad my husband made me come to my senses and
> name him Christopher Michael and not Christopher Robin as I had
> originally intended.


My sister is named after my two grandmothers, Queene Reed and Mary
Lancendorfer.

"Queene Mary" was Right Out, of course.

But sometime in my youth one of us discovered "Mary Queene of Snots".

She just doesn't *use* Mary any longer. :-)

--
Some boys go to college and eventually succeed in getting out. Others
go to college and never succeed in getting out. The latter are called
professors. -- H. L. Mencken

Rat & Swan

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Ya had to go and mess it up, didn't ya, Terry? :) Here your loving,
impressionable little angel asked you a sensitive question from deep
inside his heart and you came out with that. Tch! Well, you just call
the little nipper to the computer, because Unca Swannie's gonna lay the
*truth* on him! This oughta take his self esteem back outta the terlet.

You see, Son, it's like this. When your mother was carrying you, she
had all these strange cravings. Kippered ice cream, caramel coated fried
chicken, you name it, the poor woman had to have it. Naturally, it was
up to your heroic and handsome father to make good on his promise to her
that if *this* would the the *last* kid she had, he'd get her anything
her little pregnant heart desired! Ya gotta understand that at the time
your older siblings had gotten to the stage where they were drivin' yer
folks up the walls. I mean, LaCrosse practise at 3:00 AM? But I digress.

Your mother woke up suddenly just after your folks had finished a long
game of Monopoly and turned in (trust me! When one of em's preggos,
that's *all* they do in bed for a while. Don't ask!) tapped your dear
father on his shoulder and said "Honey! It's time!" This was back in
the days when your folks still called each other 'honey' and 'darling'
instead of 'hey you!' and "beergut" Kids do that to a marriage.

Anyway, your father sat bolt upright in the bed scattering paper money
all over the place (in preparation for the real financial hemorrhage,
later on) "NOW?" he squeaked.

"Yes, Dear! If I don't get butter brickle ice cream on a pepperoni pizza
NOW, I'm going to go bananas!" So your poor father pulled on his clothes
and coat, grabbed the car keys and slogged out into the snow. Drifts
seven feet high impeded his progress, but your heroic father was
undaunted! That pizza HAD to be brought home and he was the man to do
it. Never questioning where the seven foot snowdrifts came from in
August, he manfully harnessed the Chihuahuas up to the family sled (they
were poor in those days. The sled was an old orange crate harnessed to
237 Chihuahuas) and cried "MUSH!" because in the rush to hook up the
team, he'd stepped on the wheel dog. Scraping the ex-wheeler off his
shoe and leaping into the sled he was off!

He got to the Pizza delivery place just before it closed. Hastily
ordering a pepperoni pizza, he then flew to the ice cream store next
door. Well, as luck would have it, as he was racing back with the ice
cream, he slipped on a patch of partially melted Ben and Jerry's Chunky
Monkey ice cream, fell and seriously bruised his anterior cruciate
ganglion, causing his Poupart's Ligament to swell horribly! Since
swollen ligaments were what had GOTTEN him and the missus INTO this mess
in the FIRST place (that's another story. Ask your mother!) he HAD to
get that pizza back some other way. As the Pizza counterman came out to
help the groaning man, he looked up and with tears in his eyes, he
handed the butter brickle ice cream to the man and tave hin the address.

Heroically, the pizza counterman (well, a lad, actually, named Kent
Michael Foofenstocker of the Poughkeepsie Foofenstockers) threw the hot
pizza into the sled, grabbed the ice cream in one hand and the reins in
the other and whipped the exhausted Chihuahuas into a gallop. He made it
after a stop at the video arcade for a few rounds of Donkey Kong.

After your father finally made it home, assisted by a friendly carrier
pigeon and two old ladies in a Plymouth, he vowed to get larger sled
dogs and have a vasectomy. But in gratitude to the valiant pizza
delivery boy, he named you Kent!

And that's the truth.

Swan

(Now, Dad, you just keep yer trap shut and don't blow it and the little
tyke will adore you for ever. Delete this line, eh?)


Terry Simonds wrote:
>
> du...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Barbara Hopper) wrote:
>

> ->Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous combinations of
> names in


> ->our ancestry.............. etc etc etc
>
> My younger son asked me one day where his middle name KENT came from.
> He really liked it and was curious. He evidently had imagined it as
> being some long-lost relative way-back where...
>

> He was heartbroken when I told him that his mother and I both smoked
> Kent cigarettes at the time and just thought it sounded like a nice
> name. :(
>

> He still calls me!

Charles R Martin

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Oh, I *like* this one. Can we keep him?

Rat & Swan wrote:
>

> Anyway, your father sat bolt upright in the bed scattering paper money
> all over the place (in preparation for the real financial hemorrhage,
> later on) "NOW?" he squeaked.

....

> Monkey ice cream, fell and seriously bruised his anterior cruciate
> ganglion, causing his Poupart's Ligament to swell horribly! Since
> swollen ligaments were what had GOTTEN him and the missus INTO this mess
> in the FIRST place (that's another story. Ask your mother!)

....

> After your father finally made it home, assisted by a friendly carrier
> pigeon and two old ladies in a Plymouth, he vowed to get larger sled
> dogs and have a vasectomy.

--

Steve Robbins

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Now I do feel bad. When I adopted my son Christopher, I had his last name
changed to mine. He laughs about it in front of me but I do wonder what he
does to my back.....

Steve Robbins

Linda Furgerson <furg...@nortelnetworks.com> wrote in message
news:37C15FAD...@nortelnetworks.com...


> My oldest son came home from first grade absolutely in tears about his
> name, Christopher. Seems as if they were studying geography and the kids
> were teasing him about being named after Christopher Columbus.
>
> I looked at him calmly and said, "no problem, you weren't named after
> Christopher Columbus, you're named after Christopher Robin from Winnie
> the Pooh."
>
> He started crying even louder... wailing "oh momma, that's worse."
>

> Looking back, I am really glad my husband made me come to my senses and
> name him Christopher Michael and not Christopher Robin as I had
> originally intended.
>

> baldycotton wrote:
> >
> > Terry Simonds said,

> > >He was heartbroken when I told him that his mother and I both smoked
> > >Kent cigarettes at the time and just thought it sounded like a nice
> > >name. :(
> >

TonyaHarris

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He may just call you a 'silly, willly, nilly old bear', :-).

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Dr. Briant Hamor Lee

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Barbara: In a fit of embroidery I once cross stitched my initials on one of my shirts.
Initials are B.H.L. The first place I wore the shirt, a "friend" looked at it and said, "Ah,
the Better Home Laundry. I use them too!" I stopped the embroidery thing right there. Briant
Hamor Lee

Barbara Hopper wrote:

> Sometimes it's fun to report on the incongruous combinations of names in

Charles Booth

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When in grammar school I would get the stares in history class when
John Wilkes Booth was mentioned.

I have a grand neice whose name is Kurtesy Booth.

Charles Booth

Sonya

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ChloeV <MsGene1...@aol.com> wrote:

>My son's initials are DNA

When I was in junior high, I used to joke with my friend Donna
Xagarias (I think that was how she spelled it) that I should marry her
brother so I could have the initials SEX.

Also, I once dated a Rod Hopper. Poor kid. :)

Now that I've started doing genealogy, I'm thrilled that we didn't
stick with the "family name" thing. I have way too many Babes,
Tootses and Beulahs to be comfortable. I even found a great aunt
named Lula Belle King. Doesn't that bring to mind mint juleps on the
veranda?


Sonya

George Hall

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Our neighbours, the Hughes, named their daughter Autumn.

One of my friends tells of his grandfather whose name was Samuel Henry Isaac Turner!

baldycotton

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George said,
>One of my friends tells of his grandfather whose name was Samuel Henry Isaac
>Turner!

I was listening to talk radio a year or two back, and I heard an onslaught by
the announcer about a person who named their child Shi-Thead.


Owen Catchpole

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In article <37c46053...@news.mindspring.com>, baldycotton
<baldy...@mindspring.com> writes
Never forget that Bill Lear, he of the 8-track audio cartridge and the
LearJet, was so unkind as to name his daughters Cava and Shanda
--
Owen Catchpole

TonyaHarris

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I would be very upset with my father, :-). Hopefully, they had middle
names.

--
Tonya Aultman-Harris
mtha...@ev1.net
Researching: Aultman (AR, TX, MS),Cox (TX, OK), Jackson (MS, TX), Parker
(LA, TX), Peyton (MS)
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baldycotton

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"Rolland Forward" said,
>If you read some Texas history, Jim Hogg, one of our governors, named his
>daughter Ima. She lived her life out in Houston, never married. Wonder why?

My ex graduated from North Planinfield NJ High School with someone named Ida Mae
Ball. In the 70's, the verb "ball" had a very clear meaning.
Dave

Karen

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My Mother was Alice Bridget Curran - ABC
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Rolland Forward

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Ima only had one brother, no sisters. To bad, would have made a good story.


toot...@webtv.net

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A former co-worker whose sister-in-law named her daughter April May,
suggested to my co-worker that she name her expected child "June July."
Luckily, she had a boy so it was not an issue.


toot...@webtv.net

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Shanda Lear's full name, I believe, is worse:
Crystal Shanda Lear.


baldycotton

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toot...@webtv.net said,
>A former co-worker whose sister-in-law named her daughter April May,
>suggested to my co-worker that she name her expected child "June July."

I had a customer in my business here in NJ who's first and last names
are August September. (I didn't believe it until I did a name search.)

Father Dale

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<toot...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Shanda Lear's full name, I believe, is worse:
> Crystal Shanda Lear.

Oh, that's a perfectly normal name. Just ask Moon Unit Zappa. Or her
brother Dweezil....

LabreAllen

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>I had a customer in my business here in NJ who's first and last names
>are August September.


Reminds me of three girls I met while camping YEARS ago. They were triplets
whose first names were April, May and June.

MNEELY932

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A guy I worked with named his son while his wife was still in recovery. Their
last name was Hood and their son's name is Robin. Mom didn't think it was
funny, but it was too late to do anything, they'd all ready sent in the paper
work before she knew about it.
mmneely932

Roy G. Bragg

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It is not connected to genealogy; but a funny name I ran across years ago
while working
at my college job as a mailing clerk, I mailed forms to a Dick Glass. (The
mailing labels
were machine printed last name first)
Roy

Susan Layne wrote:

> I remember that there was a girl in my kindergarten class named Juliet
> Romeo.

The Van Harens

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Roy G. Bragg wrote in message <37CCAEFF...@flash.net>...

>It is not connected to genealogy; but a funny name I ran across years ago
>while working
>at my college job as a mailing clerk, I mailed forms to a Dick Glass. (The
>mailing labels
>were machine printed last name first)

I've run across a similar name at work - - Dick Monster. Turn that one
around!


McCollum

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How about one of our local residents named Fanny Large.
In the phone book, it's interesting :-)

Lovelace

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toot...@webtv.net

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At work I kept a list of names that I ran across for many years. One
I'll always remember was that of an elderly couple, Mr. and Mrs.
Dickenherr.

I can just picture this nice, staid couple wondering why everyone looks
embarrassed when they introduce themselves. That, or they mumble their
name a lot.


Brian Milks

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Some I've run across are the Queer family (try to live that one down),
there's a doctor near me who's name is Peter Bendt (Yep, Bendt, Peter
backwards). But the absolute worst was the Bush family who named there son
Forrest Tree.

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Dave

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Take a look thru any on-line phone directory and you will be surprised
by the number of folks named "Ben Dover". It takes a truly cruel
parent to do that to a child.

Dave

On Thu, 2 Sep 1999 23:14:24 -0400, "Brian Milks" <bmi...@penn.com>
wrote:

Liz Exton

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I had a teacher called Willy Large. Must have been her brother! Pity the
man trying to teach in an all-girls school;)

LabreAllen

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>Take a look thru any on-line phone directory and you will be surprised
>by the number of folks named "Ben Dover". It takes a truly cruel
>parent to do that to a child.


They probably named his sister Eileen!

Atkins M

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I had a neighbor who's name was "Larry Looney" (for real).

Also I knew a drummer who's name was "Lou Lalli". He had a daughter "Lilly".

Henry F. Brownlee

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On Thu, 2 Sep 1999 23:14:24 -0400, "Brian Milks" <bmi...@penn.com>
wrote:

>Some I've run across are the Queer family (try to live that one down),
>there's a doctor near me who's name is Peter Bendt (Yep, Bendt, Peter
>backwards). But the absolute worst was the Bush family who named there son
>Forrest Tree.
>
>

A high school teacher I once had was Bird Duck Fowler!


Henry F. Brownlee
In South Louisiana Hunting Forebears

LabreAllen

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Also had an acquaintance years ago named Robert White (yes, we called him Bob
White...as in the bird!).

Alastair Gillham

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In article <19990903204953...@ng-bh1.aol.com>, Atkins M
<atk...@aol.com> writes

>I had a neighbor who's name was "Larry Looney" (for real).
>
>Also I knew a drummer who's name was "Lou Lalli". He had a daughter "Lilly".

I had a customer named "Mr A Hole", also a "Jenny Taylor" and a wife and
sister-in-law named S Nott


Alastair Gillham


Pop

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Then there were the people whose last name was Rabbit. They had a boy and a girl
child. They named them (No Joke ... I kid you not) Jack and Bunny. No, they
weren't nick names ... real names on birth records.

Nese

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You gotta love the auto-racing sensation: Dick Trickle.
My personal favourite.
--
(ELN)


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