IS IT A ROCK OR A HARD PLACE?

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Screw those expensive opthalmologists.
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Get your eyes tested to-day -- for FREE.
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Close both eyes and tell us what you see.
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Is this a man-like whale or a whale-like man?
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Either answer is correct. Let's proceed with the test.
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ARE THESE ROCKS OR PETRIFIED BONES?
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(Space available below for your answer)
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Do not begin test until your hear the music
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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . . ?
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL" ?
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-- Wilton M. Krogman was a world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER ?
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale) ?
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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OTHER "ROCKS" -- OR ARE THEY?
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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DON'T LET STATE-OF-ART TESTING RESULTS
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DECISION
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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"Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories revealed
that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing a distinct
resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy,
contain dried blood and, in some cases, other relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad is
right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons -- masquerading as
honest scientists -- are dead wrong.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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HOLY MAN BLIND IN ONE EYE, CAN'T SEE OUT THE OTHER
http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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LATEST FBI PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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I am now thoroughly convinced that Ed Conrad's
mind-boggling discoveries are . . .
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Rocks _____________ (Please check only one)
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Petrified Bones ______
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LIMIT COMMENTS TO 3,500 WORDS OR LESS
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Today's Bonus
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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[Don Stockbauer]

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> MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://www.edconrad.com
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> HOLY MAN BLIND IN ONE EYE, CAN'T SEE OUT  THE OTHERhttp://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif

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>  LATEST FBI PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
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> I am now thoroughly convinced that Ed Conrad's
> mind-boggling discoveries are . . .
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> Rocks  _____________ (Please check only one)
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> Petrified Bones  ______
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> LIMIT COMMENTS TO 3,500 WORDS OR LESS
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> PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATHhttp://www.edconrad.org
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You do know that the space you take up with this post will be needed
in 2037 to help calculate how to divert a 100 km impactor.