EVEN WORSE CRIMINALS ON THE LOOSE AT PENN STATE

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STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (Rueters) --
Jerry Sandusky's smiling face no
longer appears on a popular mural
across the street from the Penn
State University campus.
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It has just been replaced by a photo
of an American hero, one Ed Conrad,
whom many have long insisted is
Nobody's Fuel.
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This is Ed's picture but please be
careful with your BB gun so you don't
shoot his eyes out.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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Conrad, whom many consider The
Ultimate Troll, has discovered petrified
human remains between coal veins
-- completely destroying the asinine
Darwianian Theory of the evolution
of man.
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Additionally, he has proven to the
world -- possibly the entire Universe --
that folks really don't die when they're
dead.
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It should be noted that good ol' Ed
just mailed a letter to Louis J. Freeh,
considered the best crime-buster than
Dick Tracy, informing him that Penn
State still has a bunch of criminals on
campus who are even worse than
Mr. Sandusky.
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Rueters won't reveal names at this
time but is providing a clue that they
call themselves "Profs" in the
Anthropology and Paleontology
Departments and have been giving
their students -- and TRUTH --
a good screwing for decades..
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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WHY PENN STATE STUDENTS, ALUMNI HAVE SORE A-HOLES
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.rush-limbaugh/browse_thread/thread/a19687d9f593e343/ccb146411252e0ad?q=monkey+business+ed+conrad#ccb146411252e0ad
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"GOOD GOD!" -- Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
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[Biff Paterno]

My cousins and I are producing a TV reality show in which my father
comes back to life as a vampire and joins with Jerry to pursue young
boys in various showers and locker rooms in Pennsylvania.

I think you'll enjoy it.