LAUNCHIE!
Barrie Almond
Anyway, originally posted March 10th 1998, here is LAUNCHIE!
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Launchie is divided into one single unspellchecked section.
Launchi will be posted to alt.games.wc3... I meant
alt.games.wing-commander-Delance every time I want to.
1. Index
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I. Index
2. The Part that Isn't the Index (TPTITI)
2. The Part that Isn't the Index
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Who is Delance?
Delance is a guy who posts to alt.games.wing-commander a lot,
usually in response to things Chris Reid says.
How can I contact Delance?
You can email Delance at del...@easynet.com.br.
How old is Delance?
We don't know.
Is Delance male or female?
We don't know.
Do you know anything about Delance?
We are the worlds foremost experts on the science of
studying Delance, and can honestly say no.
Does this science have a name?
Possibly Deliology.
What are some inappropriate nicknames for Delance?
Del, Delly, Dely, Deli, Delli or Dell.
What is Delance's real name?
Possibly something that starts with O.
Does Delance have a 'thing' for Tolwyn?
Probably.
Delance disappeared for a while. Why?
Delance disappeared because he was off blowing things up or
something. Thankfully he returned in time to complain about
WCP.
What does DREX stand for?
DREX stands for DRagon vs EXcalibur, Delance's web page
which attempts to answer one of life's most important
questions -- can people be that dull?
Can you supply the text of Delance's very first agwc post, thanks
to DejaNews?
Yes. Yes we can.
> Fair, but then they should not try to sell us an imcomplete program,
> in a vile attemp to get our money without any effort, cleary trying to
> cheat on the fans. For what they were saying, it looked like all
> missions would be avaiable. Have to download them from their site it's
> already bad, not haveing them is a definitive reason to pass this one.
That wasn't from alt.games.wing-commander, that was from alt.games.
That's not a question, but true.
Since you're screwing around with DejaNews, has he posted anything earlier?
Yes, he posted this way back on 11/21/95 at
comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.flight-sim:
> You must activate the cloack device before jumping to the last
> jumpoint. Tham you'll kill Prince Thrakkath and Hobbes (if you have not
> already killed this one), and descend to Kilrah.
At this point he apparently called himself Octavius Delance. Now *THATS*
trivia. His email address was del...@jur.puc-rio.br. Freaky.
What does the BR in Delance's IP stand for?
The BR stands for Brazil.
What's Brazil?
Brazil is reportedly a country in "South" America, and the
home of Delance. It's also the home of whatever Delance lives
in.
What does Delance live in?
Experts predict some type of 'home' or 'box'.
What is an anti-Delance activist (ADA)?
An ADA is one who disagree's with whatever Delance says.
How can I become an ADA?
Disagree with whatever Delance says.
Where did this term come from?
This term originated at Introspection WCHS where it was
first bestowed upon the most famous ADA, Byydo.
Remember when Byydo had like lots of y's in his name?
Yes.
Does Delance have an arch nemesis?
Yes, ChrisReid.
Is Delance evil?
Yes and no.
Is there an AHMS sanctioned Delance greeting?
God no! (That is of cource the greeting, not the answer to the question).
If Delance was an animal, what type of animal would he be?
An annoying-bird.
Does Delance like Bablyon 5?
No, no he does not. It's too 'spiritual' or something.
What the hell is he talking about?
Nobody knows.
Is it DeLance or Delance?
In 1995 it was apparenlty DeLance, but is now Delance