This is my favorite:
When you finish WC3, the ending credits come up and about halfway
through, therre's a make-belief camera shooting of a Human Knight that
comes up behind an Orc soldier and kills him. Then, there is a
catapult beside the Orc. The Knight tries to release the rope on the
catapult so it will launch a rock into a flying Orc Transport to bring
it down.
There are several "cuts" to this scene as Lord Archimonde attempts to
get it right.
Cut 1. The Knight can't cut cut the rope with about 5 hacks of the
sword.
Cut 2. As the knight runs out, a bunch of sheep run across the
camera. The director, Lord Archimonde kills all the sheep with his
mighty blast of green fire and blood is everywhere.
Cut 3. With blood of the sheep still on the scene, the knight kills
the Orc. Then he tries to cut the rope, but instead he breaks the
entire catapult. The knight runs in fear and again Lord Archimonde
kills the knight with a green blast of shitty fire.
Cut 4. As the knight approaches the Orc, a couple of dragons fly in
and burn everyone and everything in sight.
Cut 5. Finally, this take is done right and the flying transport is
brought down. Everyone celebrates and Lord Archimonde says to the
knight, "You get to live...for today."
As well, I thought the football scrimmage was great.
LOR-TUC!!!!