The Ugliest Video Game Characters Ever Made!

[Funkadelic]

Hello fellow gamers, your friendly neighborhood console gaming
journalist/axe murder here. I'm curious to know which video game
characters you would nominate for a feature I have planned,
entitled "The Ugliest Video Game Characters Ever Made!"? Here are some
of my picks:

- Virtua Tennis -- Courier, Kafelnikov...heck all of 'em!

- No Fear Downhill Mountain Bike Racing -- all the riders (possibly the
ugliest characters I have ever had the displeasure of laying eyes on)

- Road Rash 3D/Jailbreak -- every biker (a bunch of extremely ugly
mother f~ckers)

- Sammy Sosa High Heat Baseball (PSX version) -- all the players

- Space Channel 5 -- "Space Michael" (even scarier as a game character)

- South Park Rally -- Cartman (a big steaming pile of dog poo)

- Double Dragon -- Bolo (this thing deserve a public stoning for its
utter ugliness)

- Final Fight -- Andore (man, as if the real Andre the Giant wasn't bad
enough...)

- Seaman -- still gives me nightmares!

- Tomb Raider (PSX/Saturn versions) -- Lara Croft (nice poly body, but
a face that screams, "Paper bag me!" -- if you know what I'm saying ;-))

- Super Mario Bros. -- Mario (this dastardly plumber looks like a
miserable, gnomish ankle biter...in my opinion)

If you're interested in submitting your picks, which I will include in
my upcoming article, e-mail me with 'em (funka...@mpog.com), along
with short description as to why you feel each character is one of the
ugliest characters ever made.

--
Cliff "Funkadelic" O'Neill
Video Game Journalist, Musician, Skateboarder, & Howard Stern Junkie

Console Editor, MPOG.com
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Staff Writer, iONvideogames
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Console Game Reviewer, Sports Gaming Network
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Before you buy.

[Blevins]

Parappa The Rappa--Sunny Funny (She's a FLOWER!)

Cyber Troopers Virtual On--Bal Bas Bow (Ugliest mecha in existence.)

Power Stone--Vulgas's final form (It's a giant SLUG!)

Virtua Cop--The boss of the first stage (can't remember his name.)

Rival Schools--Tina (those pig tails are revolting,)