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POST of the WEEK: Nominations

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pip spud

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Dec 14, 2000, 10:41:43 PM12/14/00
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Good Evening and welcome to this week's celebrity packed vote. Cutting
the crap, here are the nominations for "Post of the Week":

1. Andy Cee's

Boy oh boy, have you lot bin bored or wot??? Just got Majoras Mask. Am
savouring that new game feeling at the mo'. Fingering the instruction
manual, smelling the box, having reluctantly, but lovingly disrobed it
of
it's cellophane wrapping, I slowly eaaassseee the game from it's safe
cardboard sanctuary and insert it into my ready, willing N64... am not
the
only one who's bored, or needs help for that matter
AndyCee

2. Wison:

Yes, hello. I was hoping you could help me. I am thinking about the
possibility of getting a Gamecube when it's released, but don't know how
it
compares to the Gameboy ? You see, I heard that the Gameboy is amazing,
Nintendos biggest selling console and that it plays CDs, DVDs, has
Internet
access, rides a bike, begs for change, does you homework, makes coffee,
cooks you dinner, drives your car, does the gardening, buys the shopping
and
em... plays games ? I'm also allured by the attractiveness of the whole
"Pokemon" genre. You see, I have this fantasy about how I would love to
become completeley lost in a world with a little, yellow blob with
teeth!
This blob also gives electric shocks, so I won't have to plug myself
into
the mains (YES !!!!). I was once refered to as a "pokephile". Any
information (especially websites about pokephilia) you could provide
would
be useful.

3. Fastleaf's

Thx, pls drive thru
"d@dmcburney" <d...@dmcburney.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> how much is the game cube going to cost around and game prices?
> thanks Paul


And the winner is to be decided by Le Grande Vizier at the star-studded
awards ceremony, tonight, after tea.

Danoot

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Dec 14, 2000, 10:50:01 PM12/14/00
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Say what? I gotta *do* stuff?
Umm.. Call vote! You! all of you! tell me which one gets to win.

You've got about 7:20 hours to tell me, before it's after 10.

Danoot
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Writer of drug-fueled poetrahs.
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Maker-upper of titles
Collector of trinkets, skulls and mp3s
Apparent decider of the POW awards.

JPM, III

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Dec 14, 2000, 11:32:28 PM12/14/00
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> 3. Fastleaf's
>
> Thx, pls drive thru
> "d@dmcburney" <d...@dmcburney.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9136tp$lu5$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > how much is the game cube going to cost around and game prices?
> > thanks Paul

I'll have to go with this one for two reasons. (1) It was the only one that
made me laugh. (2) It was the only one that involved me. (3) Not really a
reason why, hence why I said only two reasons, but #2 is the reason why #1
is a reason.


JPM, III

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Dec 14, 2000, 11:32:46 PM12/14/00
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Uh, you were supposed to vote.


pip spud

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Dec 15, 2000, 12:12:25 AM12/15/00
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"JPM, III" wrote:

i'd just to clarify something here on behalf of all the brainless regulars who
were confused by this obviously inane post...

the sender is also called paul but for probably the same reason why martin kay
is actually called simon, his email address states otherwise.

as acting grand vizier for the hour whilst danoot has a bath, i encourage this
behaviour and endorse it with the royal seal, keeping in line with the current
trend of idiocy with regards to post content. all those who say "aye"are
pirates and those who say "nay" are horses.

here endeth the reading.

love

pip.xxx

Danoot

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Dec 15, 2000, 2:41:09 AM12/15/00
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...

.....


Damnit.

You didn't ask.

and Andrew was second.

I wouldn't mind if you had asked. but no, Pip Spud doesn't need to ask.
No, pip spud knows what's best for the group. Pip spud is great. all
hail
pip spud.</whiny voice>

In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic.</simpsons>

Mwaha.
pretender.
You got nothing. Except maybe for popular support, but hey, I can
do without that.

Danoot
-- ranting, raving, other r words that will not be mentioned, etc --

JPM, III

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Dec 16, 2000, 12:30:22 AM12/16/00
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> as acting grand vizier for the hour whilst danoot has a bath, i encourage
this
> behaviour and endorse it with the royal seal, keeping in line with the
current
> trend of idiocy with regards to post content. all those who say "aye"are
> pirates and those who say "nay" are horses.
>
> here endeth the reading.
>
> love
>
> pip.xxx

What kind of pirates?


Nate Christensen

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Dec 16, 2000, 3:44:00 AM12/16/00
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From: jpmccord.s...@hotmail.com (JPM, III)
<<>Uh, you were supposed to vote.<>>

I did, but my electronic punchcard was a bit confusing, and somehow I
ended up voting for one of LordOpus99's posts at agvN64. Now I've been
told that my intended vote isn't even going to count because of some
newbie named Chad that got himself pregnant and caused all of the votes
to have to be recounted - except mine won't even get counted, thanks to
5 out of 9 Supreme Viziers wanting to take an early holiday vacation.

Bollocks to the whole process.

Nate

Andrew Kicks

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Dec 16, 2000, 9:34:52 AM12/16/00
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"Nate Christensen" <christ...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Nate "

This sound familier!


JPM, III

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Dec 16, 2000, 4:41:22 PM12/16/00
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> > "I did, but my electronic punchcard was a bit confusing, and somehow I
> > ended up voting for one of LordOpus99's posts at agvN64. Now I've been
> > told that my intended vote isn't even going to count because of some
> > newbie named Chad that got himself pregnant and caused all of the votes
> > to have to be recounted - except mine won't even get counted, thanks to
> > 5 out of 9 Supreme Viziers wanting to take an early holiday vacation.
> >
> > Bollocks to the whole process.
>
> This sound familier!

It is familiar! Santa Claus and his elves were required to recount the
reindeer for similar reasons and discovered "Olive the other reindeer" that
never let Rudolph join in any reindeer games. That's right! All these years
we thought there were only nine reindeer ... it turns out Olive has just
been on restriction for bad behavior! Bad Olive.


Andrew Kicks

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Dec 16, 2000, 8:24:33 PM12/16/00
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"JPM, III" <jpmccord.s...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Very Bad. (TIRED ARRGHHGH. Should stop shouting. Yea.)

Will it be bad If I made this on topic


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