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Keldon Warlord

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anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?

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Sky Render

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Browsing a second-hand Keldon Warlord model shop, I came across a nearly-
perfect Keldon Warlord model! Imagine my surprise when the Keldon Warlord
model suddenly spoke to me! Claiming to be the real Keldon Warlord, it said
this:

> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?

Aerith hid it somewhere in the Manchuria area of FF7. You'll have to revive
her, find Manchuria, steal the rare Cheat Code materia, and find some way to
transfer your saved game over to your N64. Good luck...

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That ignorant bastard torquemada_gi@hotthe_corrupt_universemail.com
(Sky Render) foolishly posted the following words to
alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or
her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:

>Browsing a second-hand Keldon Warlord model shop, I came across a nearly-
>perfect Keldon Warlord model! Imagine my surprise when the Keldon Warlord
>model suddenly spoke to me! Claiming to be the real Keldon Warlord, it said
>this:
>> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
>
> Aerith hid it somewhere in the Manchuria area of FF7. You'll have to revive
>her, find Manchuria, steal the rare Cheat Code materia, and find some way to
>transfer your saved game over to your N64. Good luck...

This last step can only be accomplished with two dexdrives, one for
the PSX and one for the N64. Just load the data from the PSX onto your
computer, load the data into one of your predefined N64 files, then
send it to your N64 card. All done! The problem is, the cheat code
only works in one player mode. :(

Since it's a first person shooter, it really isn't that impressive.

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why would you want to anyway? she's an utter dog


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Torajima

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In article <8jmkqu$72l$1...@news.cmc.net>, Keldon Warlord
<kwar...@BILLGATESOWNSYOURPATHETICSOUL.com> wrote:

> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?

Why would you want to see her nude? Joanna Dark is one of ugliest
Polygon women I have ever seen. Now, when you discover that nude Ulala
code, let me know! ^_^

Torajima

Torajima

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In article <hobulss6r89v42trr...@4ax.com>, Gavin Clayton
<gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote:

> I can't understand why people say Joanna is ugly. I don't see why
> she's ugly. I don't think she's so gorgeous she's worth fantasising
> over (she seems to be the only person in the game who's face was a
> drawing rather than a photograph, so it's dumb to be obsessed with an
> unreal person). But she's not ugly. I think she's fine. I really don't
> get why people think she's ugly. She has very nice short hair, a
> "handsome" rather than "pretty" face, *normal* sized breasts...

It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
Actually, all the girls in Perfect Dark resemble Reno (except for that
one blond chick... she's kind of hot). Maybe it's because the game was
made in the UK, and we all know how rare beautiful women are there!
;-)

> If you guys think a real-life woman with Joanna's looks would be ugly,
> and you'd only go for gorgeous bimbos with big breasts, I pity you.
> You'll never find happiness in a relationship.

Naw, it has nothing to do with breast size... it's all about the hair.
Women should have long hair.

Torajima

Scott Sim W. Y.

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Which Joanna are you guys talking about? The in-game model (which
looks really good), the cartoon drawing (she looks weird) or the live
model (who looks good too)?

On Sun, 02 Jul 2000 13:11:19 +0100, Gavin Clayton
<gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote:

>This whole subject is totally immature, but...


>
>I can't understand why people say Joanna is ugly. I don't see why
>she's ugly. I don't think she's so gorgeous she's worth fantasising
>over (she seems to be the only person in the game who's face was a
>drawing rather than a photograph, so it's dumb to be obsessed with an
>unreal person). But she's not ugly. I think she's fine. I really don't
>get why people think she's ugly. She has very nice short hair, a
>"handsome" rather than "pretty" face, *normal* sized breasts...
>

JT the Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage

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That ignorant bastard Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> foolishly

posted the following words to alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I
DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A
RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:

>In article <8jmkqu$72l$1...@news.cmc.net>, Keldon Warlord

By the way, i'm punching you in the facerepeatedly for being a fucking
moron. Hope that helps, retard.

Steve

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Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> wrote:

> > I can't understand why people say Joanna is ugly. I don't see why
> > she's ugly. I don't think she's so gorgeous she's worth fantasising
> > over (she seems to be the only person in the game who's face was a
> > drawing rather than a photograph, so it's dumb to be obsessed with an
> > unreal person). But she's not ugly. I think she's fine. I really don't
> > get why people think she's ugly. She has very nice short hair, a
> > "handsome" rather than "pretty" face, *normal* sized breasts...
>

> It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
> Actually, all the girls in Perfect Dark resemble Reno (except for that
> one blond chick... she's kind of hot). Maybe it's because the game was
> made in the UK, and we all know how rare beautiful women are there!
> ;-)

Who is Janet Reno?
Hey, stop knocking Brit girls - think Liz Hurley :-)

> > If you guys think a real-life woman with Joanna's looks would be ugly,
> > and you'd only go for gorgeous bimbos with big breasts, I pity you.
> > You'll never find happiness in a relationship.
>

> Naw, it has nothing to do with breast size... it's all about the hair.
> Women should have long hair.

That depends really... But Joanna could have done with a few more polys
to sharpen her up a bit! She needs a Dreamcast really :)
btw, she looks great in the Perfect Dark TV advert that I grabbed from
IGN the other week (now I think shorter hair IS good) :-D

Steve

JPM, III

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Yes think Liz Hurley. *pause* Okay, I'm better now. The point is not whether
or not Joanna is ugly, the point is that these hormone driven BOYS want to
see something naked and female, and they'll stop at nothing until they get
it. So let them have their immature fun... I'll just play the game. And
think Liz Hurley.

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Keldon Warlord

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JPM, III <jpmc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Yes think Liz Hurley. *pause* Okay, I'm better now. The point is not
whether
> or not Joanna is ugly, the point is that these hormone driven BOYS want to
> see something naked and female, and they'll stop at nothing until they get
> it. So let them have their immature fun... I'll just play the game. And
> think Liz Hurley.
>

who?

JPM, III

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Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States for
many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General. Ya
know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean cigarettes.
If you don't know the name, look up UGLY in the dictionary. If it's not in
there, the Oxford dictionary doesn't work moron... she's American. :-)

[meant to be taken light-heartedly with a glass of water]

"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
>
>
> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>

> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> would be.


>
>
> >Maybe it's because the game was
> >made in the UK, and we all know how rare beautiful women are there!
> >;-)
>

> Not funny. I'm English, and I'd take pale-skinned English girls over
> tanned American bimbos any day of the week. I like "real" women, not
> over-sunned plastic women. England has more real women.


>
>
> >Naw, it has nothing to do with breast size... it's all about the hair.
> >Women should have long hair.
>

> I like women with short hair. Not so closely cropped that it looks
> like a mans "short back and sides", and definitely not shaven... but I
> like women with short hair. It's modern.
>
> Gavin Clayton

Eric42

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David Brickley wrote:

> why would you want to anyway? she's an utter dog

You don't at all understand, do you?

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CLOSEDOWN8

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I thought Janet Reno was the Attourny General, not the Surgeon General. She's
best known for the impression Will Ferrel does of her on SNL (for the
naysayers, SNL sucks for the most part, but I think Ferrell is funny as hell).
Anyway, my friend has Janet Reno for his PD multi-player character. Just pick
the Cassandra de Vries character and pick a male head that blows your hair back
and you're good to go.

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Torajima

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In article <3960499e...@news.cc.rochester.edu>, JT the

Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage
<j...@flonk.org> wrote:

> By the way, i'm punching you in the facerepeatedly for being a fucking
> moron. Hope that helps, retard.

Ah JT, an asshole as aways...

Or is this just an automated reply bot?

Torajima

Joe Ottoson

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In article <962588897.24320.1...@news.demon.co.uk>, "Dan
Marchant" <obsc...@REMOVETHISukgateway.net> wrote:

> "Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
> > This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
> >
> >
> > >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
> >
> > Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> > American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> > would be.
>

> Watch Alley McBeal cos Reno keeps making guest appearances in that. When
> I
> first saw her I thought she was a man with a rubber mask!! I am pretty
> sure
> she is the US Attorney General, not the Surgeon General as someone else
> posted (and yes I am English) and she is pig ugly!

Makes it easy for Wil Farrel of Saturday Night Live to imitate her OTOH.

Renemdere Reibreoche

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Keldon Warlord

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Joe Ottoson <aj...@uswest.net> wrote in message
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<Austin Powers> that's not a woman! its a Man, baby! yeah! </Austin Powers>

Keldon Warlord

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JPM, III <jpmc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Do you realize how many guys are going to try that...
>
>

to try what? quote the previous message? yes, I do wish that more people
would do this... (hint, hint)

Nate Christensen

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jpmc...@hotmail.com (JPM, III) partially misspoke when he said:
<<>Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United
States for many, many years. Less known, she is the United States
Surgeon General. Ya know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on
fags - I mean cigarettes.<>>

JPM, I usually agree with your posts, but if you are in fact an
American, then you are truly a testament to our system of public
education. :-) Janet Reno is NOT the Surgeon General. She is the
United States Attorney General. Rather than stick warnings on cigs, she
sticks Cuban boys in boats and sends them back home, among other things.
But you're right - her face looks like my dog's shaved ass in the
summer. Even textured polygons couldn't soften it up. Not at all like
Miss Jo Dark.

Nate


Scott Sim W. Y.

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So then you are all saying that Joanna looks like this Janet Reno
person? ROTFLMAO. Too much videogames can spoil your eyes, so run to
your closest optician and get yourselves a good pair of glasses. :)

Seriously though, this is becoming majorly weird. i.e. discussing a
videogame character like that. Is Joanna the next Lara Croft?

On Sun, 02 Jul 2000 18:27:20 GMT, "JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States for
>many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General. Ya
>know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean cigarettes.

>If you don't know the name, look up UGLY in the dictionary. If it's not in
>there, the Oxford dictionary doesn't work moron... she's American. :-)
>
>[meant to be taken light-heartedly with a glass of water]
>

>"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
>> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
>>
>>
>> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>>
>> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
>> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
>> would be.
>>
>>

Dan Marchant

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"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
>
>
> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>
> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> would be.

Watch Alley McBeal cos Reno keeps making guest appearances in that. When I


first saw her I thought she was a man with a rubber mask!! I am pretty sure
she is the US Attorney General, not the Surgeon General as someone else
posted (and yes I am English) and she is pig ugly!

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JPM, III

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Uh, hell no I didn't say that. I just said who Janet Reno is. Don't accuse
me of saying something like that...

"Scott Sim W. Y." <scot...@crosswinds.net> wrote in message
news:395fe40...@news.singnet.com.sg...


> So then you are all saying that Joanna looks like this Janet Reno
> person? ROTFLMAO. Too much videogames can spoil your eyes, so run to
> your closest optician and get yourselves a good pair of glasses. :)
>
> Seriously though, this is becoming majorly weird. i.e. discussing a
> videogame character like that. Is Joanna the next Lara Croft?
>
> On Sun, 02 Jul 2000 18:27:20 GMT, "JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States
for
> >many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General.
Ya
> >know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean
cigarettes.
> >If you don't know the name, look up UGLY in the dictionary. If it's not
in
> >there, the Oxford dictionary doesn't work moron... she's American. :-)
> >
> >[meant to be taken light-heartedly with a glass of water]
> >

> >"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
> >> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
> >>
> >> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> >> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> >> would be.
> >>
> >>

JPM, III

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Attorney General.. Surgeon General.. whatever. I don't know what either's
job is really for nor do I care. :-) I just know they work for the
government and Janet Reno is ugly.

"Dan Marchant" <obsc...@REMOVETHISukgateway.net> wrote in message
news:962588897.24320.1...@news.demon.co.uk...


>
> "Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
> > This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
> >
> >
> > >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
> >
> > Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
> > American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
> > would be.
>

JPM, III

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JPM, III

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> > Do you realize how many guys are going to try that...
> >
>
> to try what? quote the previous message? yes, I do wish that more people
> would do this... (hint, hint)
>

No.. try to use that code that Renemdere or whoever posted.


A Smart Guy

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>>> I can't understand why people say Joanna is ugly. I don't see why
>>> she's ugly. I don't think she's so gorgeous she's worth fantasising
>>> over (she seems to be the only person in the game who's face was a
>>> drawing rather than a photograph, so it's dumb to be obsessed with an
>>> unreal person). But she's not ugly. I think she's fine. I really don't
>>> get why people think she's ugly. She has very nice short hair, a
>>> "handsome" rather than "pretty" face, *normal* sized breasts...
>>
>> It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>> Actually, all the girls in Perfect Dark resemble Reno (except for that
>> one blond chick... she's kind of hot). Maybe it's because the game was

>> made in the UK, and we all know how rare beautiful women are there!
>> ;-)
>

> Hey, stop knocking Brit girls - think Liz Hurley :-)

True dat.



>>> If you guys think a real-life woman with Joanna's looks would be ugly,
>>> and you'd only go for gorgeous bimbos with big breasts, I pity you.
>>> You'll never find happiness in a relationship.
>>

>> Naw, it has nothing to do with breast size... it's all about the hair.
>> Women should have long hair.
>

> That depends really... But Joanna could have done with a few more polys
> to sharpen her up a bit! She needs a Dreamcast really :)
> btw, she looks great in the Perfect Dark TV advert that I grabbed from
> IGN the other week (now I think shorter hair IS good) :-D

You Brits out there might agree with me here or at least know what I'm
saying here, but Joanna is to gaming chicks as Mel C (Sporty) is to the
Spice Girls. You've got a smaller figure and shorter hair. Many find them
ugly while some find them attractive. IMHO, beautiful hair length is
determined by face shape.

EB

P.S. Mel C is hot.


A Smart Guy

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>>> It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>>
>> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
>> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
>> would be.
>
> Watch Alley McBeal cos Reno keeps making guest appearances in that. When I
> first saw her I thought she was a man with a rubber mask!! I am pretty sure
> she is the US Attorney General, not the Surgeon General as someone else
> posted (and yes I am English) and she is pig ugly!
>

Umm, yeah, as an avid Ally fan, I must remind you that that is just an
actor/actress playing Janet Reno and is not the real person. Although
she...he..ahhh...it is quite ugly. =)


EB


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"CLOSEDOWN8" <close...@aol.commmbleek> wrote in message
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You get what you grab?

>
> Who Watches the Watchmen?

Well, the Watchmen watch each other, of course!

Steve

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A Smart Guy <Ai...@home.com> wrote:

> P.S. Mel C is hot.

boy am I glad you ended with this!! YES she is :-)

Steve

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"A Smart Guy" <Ai...@home.com> wrote in message
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Err yea I knew that honest! Actually given that they got a god like Barry to
appear on the show I figured a worthless government official would be cheap.
It is of course the famous actress Linda Gehringer. Nope never heard of her
either. Having said that the real Reno is just as ugly!

]{0MBAT

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This is in reference to article
<cQL75.3191$cR2.2...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>, in which a one
"JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States for
> many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General. Ya
> know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean cigarettes.

No, she is the Attorney General. She has nothing to do with the warnings on
cigarettes, but is responsible for unwarranted raids on Elian's house.

"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country?
Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
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Scott Sim W. Y.

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Torajima said that. And I did include his original statement in my
post. So I didn't accuse JPM, III of anything. Since this thread
discusses the similarity of Ms Reno and Joanna, it seems like the best
place to follow up on that.

On Mon, 03 Jul 2000 03:35:22 GMT, "JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Uh, hell no I didn't say that. I just said who Janet Reno is. Don't accuse
>me of saying something like that...
>
>"Scott Sim W. Y." <scot...@crosswinds.net> wrote in message
>news:395fe40...@news.singnet.com.sg...
>> So then you are all saying that Joanna looks like this Janet Reno
>> person? ROTFLMAO. Too much videogames can spoil your eyes, so run to
>> your closest optician and get yourselves a good pair of glasses. :)
>>
>> Seriously though, this is becoming majorly weird. i.e. discussing a
>> videogame character like that. Is Joanna the next Lara Croft?
>>

>> On Sun, 02 Jul 2000 18:27:20 GMT, "JPM, III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>


>> wrote:
>>
>> >Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United States
>for
>> >many, many years. Less known, she is the United States Surgeon General.
>Ya
>> >know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on fags - I mean
>cigarettes.

>> >If you don't know the name, look up UGLY in the dictionary. If it's not
>in
>> >there, the Oxford dictionary doesn't work moron... she's American. :-)
>> >
>> >[meant to be taken light-heartedly with a glass of water]
>> >

>> >"Gavin Clayton" <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:dkuuls07ggoia8k63...@4ax.com...
>> >> This is what Torajima <seeb...@seebelow.com> just wrote:
>> >>
>> >>

>> >> >It's simple, really. Joanna is ugly because she looks like Janet Reno.
>> >>
>> >> Who the hell is Janet Reno? Remember that not everyone on Usenet is
>> >> American, and not everyone automatically knows who peopel like that
>> >> would be.
>> >>
>> >>

>> >> >Maybe it's because the game was
>> >> >made in the UK, and we all know how rare beautiful women are there!
>> >> >;-)
>> >>

>> >> Not funny. I'm English, and I'd take pale-skinned English girls over
>> >> tanned American bimbos any day of the week. I like "real" women, not
>> >> over-sunned plastic women. England has more real women.
>> >>
>> >>

>> >> >Naw, it has nothing to do with breast size... it's all about the hair.
>> >> >Women should have long hair.
>> >>

Gene Poole

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...live Joanna model....Michelle Merkin...*droooools*

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Mark

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In article <3962e7df...@news.cc.rochester.edu>, j...@flonk.org (JT the
Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage) wrote:

<< That ignorant bastard torquemada_gi@hotthe_corrupt_universemail.com
(Sky Render) foolishly posted the following words to
alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or
her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:

>Browsing a second-hand Keldon Warlord model shop, I came across a nearly-
>perfect Keldon Warlord model! Imagine my surprise when the Keldon Warlord
>model suddenly spoke to me! Claiming to be the real Keldon Warlord, it said
>this:
>> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
>
> Aerith hid it somewhere in the Manchuria area of FF7. You'll have to revive
>her, find Manchuria, steal the rare Cheat Code materia, and find some way to
>transfer your saved game over to your N64. Good luck...

This last step can only be accomplished with two dexdrives, one for
the PSX and one for the N64. Just load the data from the PSX onto your
computer, load the data into one of your predefined N64 files, then
send it to your N64 card. All done! The problem is, the cheat code
only works in one player mode. :(

Since it's a first person shooter, it really isn't that impressive. >>

Well, not until you find the hidden mirror room anyway, with Jonathan in their
waiting for you.

-Mrk

JPM, III

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I agree. I've always been a guy that loves long hair on a girl. It's one of
those things for me.. I like to know I can run my fingers through it. But
this weekend I met a girl with relatively short hair, but it fit her face so
perfectly... And now we're in the process of "getting to know each other
better." :-) Wish me luck, guys!

> You Brits out there might agree with me here or at least know what I'm
> saying here, but Joanna is to gaming chicks as Mel C (Sporty) is to the
> Spice Girls. You've got a smaller figure and shorter hair. Many find
them
> ugly while some find them attractive. IMHO, beautiful hair length is
> determined by face shape.
>
> EB
>

JPM, III

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I agree somewhat.. except that I don't even consider breast size when I'm
considering a girl. I look at the overall picture. I like to see a good
blend... I like everything to fit together well. There is one girl at my
school who (quite obviously) has much larger breasts than any one else, and
it fits her body well... and recently we *almost* got together. All my
friends simply referred to her as "BTG" (immature, it stood for big tittie
girl..). For months I wouldn't even think about the issue, and never once
did I ever even mention her breasts to any of my friends, simply because I
feel that it's stupid. Finally, she brought it up, and we had a long
conversation about it... and she decided that I'm the only guy on the planet
that feels that way, if I was telling the truth. So, not believing me, she
decided it wasn't best that we took our relationship any further. Oh well...
I met a tall blonde last week that replaces her easily. And that's all of
the conversation I feel like contributing.

> I hate big breasts. I've always preferred women with average-sized or
> small breasts. I hate it how there is a stupid dumb attitude in this
> society that says, "the bigger the breasts, the sexier the woman."
> Rubbish. There's no logical reason why bigger breasts are better. It's
> a sickness of this society that some women spend money to have a
> surgical procedure performed on them which makes them unable to
> breast-feed (the only function of breasts) and loses them nipple
> sensitivity... just so they can have bigger breasts. It's sickening.
>
> End of rant :-)
>
> Gavin Clayton

JPM, III

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My bad. It was just a direct response to my post... Oh well..

> Torajima said that. And I did include his original statement in my
> post. So I didn't accuse JPM, III of anything. Since this thread
> discusses the similarity of Ms Reno and Joanna, it seems like the best
> place to follow up on that.
>

> >Uh, hell no I didn't say that. I just said who Janet Reno is. Don't
accuse
> >me of saying something like that...
> >

JPM, III

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Yes, yes, I realized my mistake after posting it... so I just decided to let
it slide and hoped you guys would too. Now that I think about it, I don't
like Janet Reno either. And I agree with you 100% (though I don't know your
dog, so I'm going to trust you on that).

<<>Janet Reno has been the one and only UGLIEST person in the United
States for many, many years. Less known, she is the United States
Surgeon General. Ya know, the one that puts those stupid warnings on
fags - I mean cigarettes.<>>

JPM, I usually agree with your posts, but if you are in fact an

JPM, III

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I second that. Hell, I third that...

> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...live Joanna model....Michelle Merkin... *droooools*


JPM, III

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Hehehehe... That's creative though. :-) The website should have instructed
just 2 hours, because I know a lot of guys would have wasted 2 hours on
it... Not to mention, when it didn't work, they would think they missed it
for a second so they would try it again and attempt to make SURE they didn't
let go of the button. Oh well..

> Not as bad as the one I read on a website, which was "hold L and R for
> 48 hours"
>
> I doubt anyone tried it :-)


Steve

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Gavin Clayton <gav...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote:

> End of rant :-)

This used to be a Nintendo 64 group... ;-)

soul4sale

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Keldon Warlord wrote:

> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?

This post is either incredibly brilliant or hopelessly dumb. Right now, I'm
too drunk to speculate (Liquid Crack is an evil drink, kiddies).

If it's hopelessly dumb, then here are the top three smartass responses I can
immediately think of:

a. You can enter the code, but it will just render a wire skeleton from the
chest up, because Stamper and Co. ran out of cart space to fit the boob
texture map.

b. Beat all three difficulty levels 6 times each and walk into the
Carrington Institute locker room.

c. Whatever happened to dirty imaginations?

- soul4sale
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Kevos Setzer

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soul4sale <jfr...@gl.umbc.edu> wrote in article
<39618905...@gl.umbc.edu>...


> Keldon Warlord wrote:
>
> > anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
>
> This post is either incredibly brilliant or hopelessly dumb. Right now, I'm
> too drunk to speculate (Liquid Crack is an evil drink, kiddies).
>

I think he was going for incredibly brilliant. And I'll post the best
response yet if people ask in the future. I've already posted it once
already.

--
Kevos Setzer
(Kevin Martin)-- kmar...@compuserve.com

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Nick Hawes

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Keldon Warlord wrote:
>
> anybody know how to get the nude code to make Joanna Dark naked?
>
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I've hired a small child to hold some porn-mag cut outs of various
bodies over Joanna's body during all the cut-scenes. The effect is
seamless. You also get to select the dimensions of all the necessary
bits.

-- Nick

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