Hagbutt has arrived. And has many goodies.
Hagbutt
Greetings mortals.
Yes, this is the Almighty Hagbutt talking to you. Yes, I have a new
address for this sort of thing. Isn't that wonderful.
Expect posts from me in the future.
All Tremere must die. Hunt & burn, hunt & burn.
-hagbutt
I eat your feet
Silver
In article <8401923...@eyre.iinet.net.au>, haa...@iinet.net.au says...
>
>Greetings mortals.
I'm not a mortal. Remember who you're speaking to.
>
>Yes, this is the Almighty Hagbutt talking to you.
Yes, this is silver talking to you. (and you have to call me Miss Sara or I'll get
MAD)
>Yes, I have a new address for this sort of thing. Isn't that wonderful.
Very nifty.
>Expect posts from me in the future.
Don't worry, I won't forget to write!
>
>All Tremere must die. Hunt & burn, hunt & burn.
>
I'lll think about that.
> -hagbutt
> I eat your feet
>
-Silver
(that's Miss Sara to you)
Synthea
>address for this sort of thing. Isn't that wonderful.
>
Aroo? What'd I ever do to you?
> -hagbutt
> I eat your feet
Synthea of Tremere
Official Almost-Honorary Pseudo-Malkavian
Trick or Treat.
Parrhesia
>Furthermore, may I point out that you are a subscriber to an inferior
>online service. No AOLoser is fit to even gaze upon the radiance of
>this group. Get ye to a decent service, boy. (I'm sorry, Parr. But it's
>true. At least you've got Netrunner.) Go forth, and never return unto
>this wondrous place. You're not worthy.
>Alik
>Clan Malkavian, dammit.
*SOB* *kick dirt*
<Parr puts on pirate clothes and an eye patch which she constantly shifts
from eye to eye and 'borrows' Handel's saber..>
Alrighty you PPP using techie, just because you have a real provider
you think you're hot stuff! Well you don't get cool stuff like 'Oprha in
chat with Nazi pregnant teens LIVE!' like we do here on the Giant
Pentex Company of Evil Service Provider! That's right we get more
smut *and* a prettier interface!
WHAM!
-parr
Andy Lange
In article <4vp0c6$n...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, parr...@aol.com says...
>
>Alrighty you PPP using techie, just because you have a real provider
>you think you're hot stuff! Well you don't get cool stuff like 'Oprha in
>chat with Nazi pregnant teens LIVE!' like we do here on the Giant
>Pentex Company of Evil Service Provider! That's right we get more
>smut *and* a prettier interface!
>
>WHAM!
>
>-parr
Mordrid looks at his interface. He peruses his mailreader, and checks his
Win95 for any signs of unprettiness.
"hmm, somehow I do not think that my interface is in the least bit
un-pretty."
Mordrid then attempts to activate an AOL account to see this cute-ness for
himself.
*36 hours later*
Mordid's computer finally finishes downloading the "new art."
"I shalt now slay thee, most unholy Proprietary-Winsock-Connection!"
Mordrid slays AmericaOnline, and as a second thought, brutally maims Prodigy
as well. He smiles, and rides off into the sunset.
-Anton
Kay Wilson
aol is great if you can scam them into giving it to ya!
::grin::
Mazrim Taim
Honor
>
>Alrighty you PPP using techie, just because you have a real provider
>you think you're hot stuff! Well you don't get cool stuff like 'Oprha in
>chat with Nazi pregnant teens LIVE!' like we do here on the Giant
>Pentex Company of Evil Service Provider! That's right we get more
>smut *and* a prettier interface!
Hey, that reminds me, I know this guy, he had a webpage about the Animaniacs
and WB sued him because only people with AOHell are allowed to use their dumb
old trademarked/registered stuff. That's not fair that AOHell should have
all that influence. I have nothing against the people that USE AOHell, I
just have something against AOHell itself.
>
>WHAM!
>
>-parr
-Honor
Honor
In article <4vqaal$h...@usenet11.interramp.com>, cd004641 says...
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>
>*36 hours later*
>
>Mordid's computer finally finishes downloading the "new art."
I ahve never used AOHell, but I've heard rumors....
>
>"I shalt now slay thee, most unholy Proprietary-Winsock-Connection!"
>
>Mordrid slays AmericaOnline, and as a second thought, brutally maims Prodigy
>as well. He smiles, and rides off into the sunset.
OO, I HAVE used Prodigy, hated the thing.
>
>-Anton
>
OO! Hello!!!! Don't I know u????
-Honor
The Figment
Clan SomethingOrOther
"she whose sig. changes regularly"
Hagbutt
> Greetings mortals.
>
> Yes, this is the Almighty Hagbutt talking to you. Yes, I have a new
> address for this sort of thing. Isn't that wonderful.
> Expect posts from me in the future.
>
> All Tremere must die. Hunt & burn, hunt & burn.
>
> I eat your feet
You'll be pleased to know that in the future, you finally accept that you are both pink and fluffy. Also that you were exceptionally angry at everything because male was the wrong gender for you. Whoops!
Its all going much better now though, so thanks for not killing yourself or doing anything too stupid.
Your best friend,
Hagbutt
PS. If you are reading this and are not Hagbutt, hi, and say hi!
