TO ALL THE WHINERS AND LOSERS, WHO HATE AND BITCH ABOUT PK'S
Your...@house.com
You all are weak as smotherfuckers who can't even take on your
grandmother!
You guys are such punks, All you do is CRY all day instead of
Fighting back!
You view pk's as GODS, and so you jsut let them kill you without
resistance.
You don't have fun becuase you get pk'ed and feel the world is
over!!!!
What you really need to do is take a class at my "PK Hunting
101" course
There you will learn how to hit running pk's,How to see which
pk's are weak and dumb, How to notice if your butt is dying , How to
run faster than the Flash or just faster than the pk chasing you:)
You will learn to be a hardass pk butt kicker!!
you'll have many pk head sin your vendor to display with favor txt
descripting how and where he died.
You will be the MAN! Jus tlike ME!
The Bitches will love you, The men will Kiss your ASS.. And you'll
ahve tons of vanquishing weapons in your bank like me!
You'll be so good you'll get bored with killing pk's all the
time and just want to go TAME creatures again.
Your...@house.com
foamy
In article <35280309...@news.earthlink.net>, Your...@house.com wrote:
> You all are weak as smotherfuckers who can't even take on your
>grandmother!
You Junior, are full of shit. If you really wanted to help people against
pk's, you would POST something tangible. All you do is blow smoke up
your own behind. Put up, or shut up.
Jim Clarke
Del Boy
Your...@house.com writes
> You all are weak as smotherfuckers who can't even take on your
>grandmother!
Back under your bridge, troll.
--
Customs and excise tell us that for every kilo of drugs they sieze,
three times that gets through. Well ideally they should sieze none
all, because three times nothing is nothing.
DEL BOY (Remove nodamnspam) Awight my son? Lovely...
cimb...@mindless.com
On Sat, 04 Apr 1998 09:58:22 GMT, Your...@house.com wrote:
<mindless drivel deleted>
Exactly where is it written that we HAVE to fight the pkers? I for
one don't want to lower myself to their level. I try to roleplay,
and while I'm not the greatest at it, I do my best. I am not in the
game to try to kill my fellow game player, if I wanted to do that,
I'd be playing Quake or some other mindless game.
Your...@house.com
On Sat, 04 Apr 1998 10:15:18 GMT, fo...@lynx.bc.ca (foamy) wrote:
>In article <35280309...@news.earthlink.net>, Your...@house.com wrote:
>> You all are weak as smotherfuckers who can't even take on your
>>grandmother!
><snipped>
>
>You Junior, are full of shit. If you really wanted to help people against
>pk's, you would POST something tangible. All you do is blow smoke up
>your own behind. Put up, or shut up.
>
>Jim Clarke
You couldn't beat a pk'er even if he let you since your such a
sacred punk you'll jsut run!
Put up what? I killed mor epk's than most pk's had killed
newbies!! I can even show you the heads of half the pk's i killed in
my vendor if you play on chesaphke i can work something out and gate
you to my tower and let you see for yourself!!! Is that good enough to
put up?
Your...@house.com
Jonathan Long
cimb...@mindless.com wrote in message
<3526c40a...@news.txdirect.net>...
<rant>
OK. Should PK'ers be allowed in UO? Yes. Should it be much harder to be a
PK'er than a virtuous roleplayer? Yes. It boils down to this: PK'ers _do_
make the game more realistic. If you want a hardcore, realistic RPG, then
there have to be the unscrupulous, evil elements as well as the virtuous
ones. All this whining and crying about how PK'ers do this and PK'ers do
that is a waste of bandwidth. If you don't like it, do something about it.
Sitting there and complaining just makes PK'ers that more intent to kill you
again. I guarantee you that if everyone who complained about PK'ers took
the time they spent whining and used it to build stats and skills, PK'ers
would be on the run. They wouldn't sit outside dungeons(or anywhere else)
waiting for you if there were patrols hanging out there watching for them.
If you don't want to fight them, don't. If you sit there and say how much
they ruin the game, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. FIGHT THE HELL BACK! I am
seriously enjoying UO. I've only been playing for about a month, been PK'ed
twice and been robbed a few times too, but it makes it more realistic for
me. I'm not bitching about how rediculous it is that someone is allowed to
kill me. I'm instead putting my time to good use, because I want to
eventually do something about PK'ers. Like kill them.
Tiberius
Atlantic Shard
P.S. That wasn't me who set that damn trap chest in the middle of
Britain...I got killed too. And thank you to the virutous gentlemen who
provided for me in my time of need. =)
P.P.S. Quake isn't as mindless as you think, sir. Get beneath the surface
of it, and it is 90% strategy, 10% reflexes.
</rant>
Your...@house.com
On Sat, 04 Apr 1998 23:38:36 GMT, cimb...@mindless.com wrote:
>On Sat, 04 Apr 1998 09:58:22 GMT, Your...@house.com wrote:
>
>
><mindless drivel deleted>
>
>
>Exactly where is it written that we HAVE to fight the pkers? I for
>one don't want to lower myself to their level. I try to roleplay,
>and while I'm not the greatest at it, I do my best. I am not in the
>game to try to kill my fellow game player, if I wanted to do that,
>I'd be playing Quake or some other mindless game.
HEY! if your not complaing then leave me alone:P i only want
complainers ok!! OK!! OK!!???
Your...@house.com
You got that rite!!!
When i was a newbie i got constantly killed by groups of PK's like a
fish bait:P
But i swear tha tone day they'll pay and at that time i knew
they all suxed ass and alli need was higher skills to whip their
butts!!!!!!
Now i totally Destroy groups of pk's by myself, I am so happy
now:P
I hav efun being a nice guy in UO who enjoys killing pk's:P and
then cutitng off their heads for my collection:)
Damn it if i wrote down my UO player name on this post i bet
most of the pk's in Chesaphke will reply and call me a TROLL:P
hehehe
Your...@house.com
On Sat, 4 Apr 1998 22:37:33 +0100, Del Boy
<guv...@nodamnspam.gaffe.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> Your...@house.com writes
>> You all are weak as smotherfuckers who can't even take on your
>>grandmother!
>> You guys are such punks, All you do is CRY all day instead of
>>Fighting back!
>> You view pk's as GODS, and so you jsut let them kill you without
>>resistance.
>> You don't have fun becuase you get pk'ed and feel the world is
>>over!!!!
>> What you really need to do is take a class at my "PK Hunting
>>101" course
>> There you will learn how to hit running pk's,How to see which
>>pk's are weak and dumb, How to notice if your butt is dying , How to
>>run faster than the Flash or just faster than the pk chasing you:)
>> You will learn to be a hardass pk butt kicker!!
>>you'll have many pk head sin your vendor to display with favor txt
>>descripting how and where he died.
>> You will be the MAN! Jus tlike ME!
>>The Bitches will love you, The men will Kiss your ASS.. And you'll
>>ahve tons of vanquishing weapons in your bank like me!
>> You'll be so good you'll get bored with killing pk's all the
>>time and just want to go TAME creatures again.
>
>Back under your bridge, troll.
>
>--
Which bridgE? brooklyn bridge?? what?? twinkle bridge???
Blackadder
More evidence of "YourMOMMA's" tribal belief system. Quaint, in fact...
Tell me, "YourMOMMA," are you going to be shrinking those heads anytime
soon? They may start to get a bit gamy if you don't.
BTW, if I follow your vernacular, shouldn't it be, "YoMOMMA?"
--
Blackadder
Pompous, Arrogant, Over-bearing Atlantean Wind Bag
Your...@house.com wrote in article
<352bd696...@news.earthlink.net>...
Del Boy
Your...@house.com babbles:
Ooh, don't tempt me. Sod it.
How about London Bridge, you know, the one that's not actually in London
anymore? ;)
Here's a small selection of 'yo mama' 'jokes' :)
YO' MAMA'S SO FAT:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yo' mama's so fat, she had to stop wearing her Malcolm X shirt because
helicopters kept trying to land on her.
Yo' mama's so fat, when your daddy finishes making love to her, he can
roll over twice and still be on top of her.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she haul ass she gotta make two trips.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease
the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
Yo' mama's so fat, she put mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo' mama's so fat, her high school graduation picture was an aerial
photograph.
Yo' mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other
side."
Yo' mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo' mama's so fat, back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo' mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo' mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
the milk carton.
Yo' mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo' mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo' mama's so fat, she sell shade.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo' mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo' mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo' mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she don't get a menu,
she get an estimate.
Yo' mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his
word for it!
Yo' mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo' mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo' mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo' mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo' mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
*laugh*
Gleaned from alt.humour. None of them are mine, so don't flame <me> :)
Blackadder
And just what IS your problem, troll-boy? You know, you have not uttered
one word of truth yet in this newsgroup.
Wake up! You have no "bitches." No woman could stand to look at you much
less spend ten minutes actually TALKING to you.
The bridge to which he refers, just so an illiterate, trash-talking (insert
foul word of choice here) like yourself will understand, is from the fable
"Billy Goats Gruff." In this story, a troll threatens to eat goats if they
attempt to use "his" bridge to cross a river. The parallels would be
eerily similar but for the simple fact that I think I heard the goats
laughing about what an ineffectual boob you are.
Baaaaa!
--
Blackadder
Pompous, Arrogant, Fed-up, Over-bearing Atlantean Wind Bag
Your...@house.com wrote in article
<35285fb8...@news.earthlink.net>...
wonderwoman
Your...@house.com wrote in article
<35269fd0...@news.earthlink.net>...
> You all are weak as smotherfuckers who can't even take on your
> grandmother!
I dont condone PKing. I think it makes the game more exciting. When 10
of them are attacking me, it gets my adrenylin pumping. I usually pray
that my hiding kicks in or I can recall out of there. The only think I
hate about PK's is the fact that they always travel in packs, shout CORP
POR all of the time (like those damn hell hounds) and pick on the lone
player. Its almost never a 1 on 1 battle.... I don't call that weekness on
our part!
Your...@house.com
On 5 Apr 1998 17:43:26 GMT, "wonderwoman" <wonde...@nstar.net>
wrote:
hey man!! running is a hero's best weapon:) i run alot from pk's
but then i also run alot back to them when they think i left and
surprise them geeks!
Pk's in pack sacred the shit out of me becuas ei have exp.
fighting against packs and i know 100% 10 pks will destroy me in a few
secs.. The point is to be smartt, be fast, and be a major PAIN! in
their asses!! i ahve ran itno battle against 20 pk's many times alone
and jsut annoy them all the time that they ar ein the dungeon or the
spot their hunting at:P
I like to waste their time and mana on me:) hehehe
But then again, UO is laggy and crashes you alot, so if you die of
crash or lag then that's your problem:P, no one asks you to go back
for pain, when you know pain is waiting for you:)
aslo watch out for pk's who spell you at the same time if you get hit
by more than 2-3 offensive spells at once your 100% gurannteed to be
lagged totally or jsut crash sometimeS:)
Oh and Black Adder is my bitch:P
Your...@house.com
On 5 Apr 1998 15:25:53 GMT, "Blackadder" <blood...@baldric.com>
wrote:
>More evidence of "YourMOMMA's" tribal belief system. Quaint, in fact...
>Tell me, "YourMOMMA," are you going to be shrinking those heads anytime
>soon? They may start to get a bit gamy if you don't.
>
>BTW, if I follow your vernacular, shouldn't it be, "YoMOMMA?"
<cough> Homo! <cough>
>--
>Blackadder
>Pompous, Arrogant, Over-bearing Atlantean Wind Bag
>
>Your...@house.com wrote in article
Your...@house.com
On 5 Apr 1998 17:24:25 GMT, "Blackadder" <blood...@baldric.com>
wrote:
>And just what IS your problem, troll-boy? You know, you have not uttered
>one word of truth yet in this newsgroup.
>
>Wake up! You have no "bitches." No woman could stand to look at you much
>less spend ten minutes actually TALKING to you.
>
Hey!1 BITCH!! your talking to me!!! Now SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!
Bitch...... Next time i'll ahve to beat and bitch slap you!!
>The bridge to which he refers, just so an illiterate, trash-talking (insert
>foul word of choice here) like yourself will understand, is from the fable
>"Billy Goats Gruff." In this story, a troll threatens to eat goats if they
>attempt to use "his" bridge to cross a river. The parallels would be
>eerily similar but for the simple fact that I think I heard the goats
>laughing about what an ineffectual boob you are.
>
>Baaaaa!
>--
>Blackadder
>Pompous, Arrogant, Fed-up, Over-bearing Atlantean Wind Bag
>
>Your...@house.com wrote in article
Your...@house.com
Hhehehe it's so funny:P i am keeping a txt file of this:)..oh and
keep it on boy! the more the betteR:)
Magnus
Your...@house.com wrote:
>
> <cough> Homo! <cough>
>
Geez. YourMOMMA seems to have an obsession with calling other people
homosexuals. I've often heard about underlying feelings that drive
someone to do this but I won't discuss them here.
-Magnus (Ocllo, Catskills)
Semi-roleplayin' Adept Tank Mage who will probably be called "queer" for
this post.
Magnus
Your...@house.com wrote:
> Hey!1 BITCH!! your talking to me!!! Now SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!
> Bitch...... Next time i'll ahve to beat and bitch slap you!!
>
I just love the way he uses the possessive 'your' for the contraction
'you're'. This is yet another intelligent response. I'm not really sure
what to think of this guy. Either a) he's a moron with some sort of
psychological disorder or b) this is all some sort of really bad joke.
-Magnus (Ocllo, Catskills)
Semi-roleplayin' Adept Tank Mage who usually doesn't flame but is making
an exception in this case. Quoth Remy Martin, "Vas Flam on."
Talon Karrde
Tis odd. How I recall you posting tons of messages about how OSI should
make a non-pk server. Times certenly do change.
Xendar
On Mon, 06 Apr 1998 14:17:11 GMT, Magnus <cna...@bellsouth.net> expressed the
following:
>Your...@house.com wrote:
>>
>> <cough> Homo! <cough>
>>
>
>Geez. YourMOMMA seems to have an obsession with calling other people
>homosexuals. I've often heard about underlying feelings that drive
>someone to do this but I won't discuss them here.
Be careful, Magnus! I am quite certain that homosexuals would be offended at
your suggestion that YourMOMMA is one of them! They would never allow one so
tacky to be among their ranks!
Lord Xendar,
Grandmaster Archer
Vesper, Great Lakes Shard
Jonathan Long
bizbee wrote in message <35291ba...@news.pacbell.net>...
>>grandmother!
>>Fighting back!
>> You view pk's as GODS, and so you jsut let them kill you without
>>resistance.
>> You don't have fun becuase you get pk'ed and feel the world is
>>over!!!!
>> What you really need to do is take a class at my "PK Hunting
>>101" course
>
Actually, I was kind of looking forward to his Advanced Composition and
Public Speaking seminars.
Tiberius
Atlantic Shard
Your...@house.com
On 6 Apr 1998 02:49:28 GMT, "Talon Karrde" <pyr...@flash.net> wrote:
>Tis odd. How I recall you posting tons of messages about how OSI should
>make a non-pk server. Times certenly do change.
>
Oh i still think they should have a non pk'server:)
I mean it's good to have options when your paying for it:)
if i was a business and 1/2 of all my customers are comparing about
PK's then i as a smart business man must do something!!!!
Your...@house.com
On Mon, 06 Apr 1998 18:15:27 GMT, tub...@ix.netcom.com (bizbee)
wrote:
>On Sat, 04 Apr 1998 09:58:22 GMT, Your...@house.com wrote:
>
>> You all are weak as smotherfuckers who can't even take on your
>>grandmother!
>> You guys are such punks, All you do is CRY all day instead of
>>Fighting back!
>> You view pk's as GODS, and so you jsut let them kill you without
>>resistance.
>> You don't have fun becuase you get pk'ed and feel the world is
>>over!!!!
>> What you really need to do is take a class at my "PK Hunting
>>101" course
>
>And we'll be looking forward to your self-esteem seminar too.
If i wanted to baby-sit people, I'd ask you for your phone number
so they can call you and ask you dumbass things like how do i equip a
weapon to fight PK's
AHAHHAAHA
Your...@house.com
On Mon, 6 Apr 1998 20:42:48 -0400, "Jonathan Long" <jel...@home.com>
wrote:
>bizbee wrote in message <35291ba...@news.pacbell.net>...
>>On Sat, 04 Apr 1998 09:58:22 GMT, Your...@house.com wrote:
>>
>>> You all are weak as smotherfuckers who can't even take on your
>>>grandmother!
>>> You guys are such punks, All you do is CRY all day instead of
>>>Fighting back!
>>> You view pk's as GODS, and so you jsut let them kill you without
>>>resistance.
>>> You don't have fun becuase you get pk'ed and feel the world is
>>>over!!!!
>>> What you really need to do is take a class at my "PK Hunting
>>>101" course
>>
>>And we'll be looking forward to your self-esteem seminar too.
>
>Actually, I was kind of looking forward to his Advanced Composition and
>Public Speaking seminars.
>
>Tiberius
>Atlantic Shard
>
>
Why do i hate anal people like you so much? is it because you
bitch about one word or letter being wrong?? is that the best a smart
educated boy like you can come back with?
YO! wipe your butt and comeback with something i can really get
upset about, not this crap, becuase i am not getting any fun reading
your replys, they jsut boring......
Your...@house.com
On Mon, 06 Apr 1998 14:21:20 GMT, Magnus <cna...@bellsouth.net>
wrote:
Obviously magnus is a very bright boy, too bad your such a geek
and a jew..Yes that's rite your a JEW! hehehe
Xendar
On Tue, 07 Apr 1998 07:45:42 GMT, Your...@house.com expressed the following:
> Obviously magnus is a very bright boy, too bad your such a geek
>and a jew..Yes that's rite your a JEW! hehehe
Ouch! A Jew? Damn, son, that's a mighty strong insult you've come up with
there! Shame on you! Now, put your footed pajamas on and scoot on back to
bed before your parents find out you're up playing with the PC after 8:00!
Xendar
On Tue, 07 Apr 1998 07:49:02 GMT, Your...@house.com expressed the following:
> Why do i hate anal people like you so much? is it because you
>bitch about one word or letter being wrong?? is that the best a smart
>educated boy like you can come back with?
> YO! wipe your butt and comeback with something i can really get
>upset about, not this crap, becuase i am not getting any fun reading
>your replys, they jsut boring......
Why would one waste time insulting this person when his own posts do it with
such alacrity?
It seems to me that all one must do to make this one seem foolish is entice
him to keep posting his responses.
Kevin Mayville
Xendar wrote:
>
> On Tue, 07 Apr 1998 07:45:42 GMT, Your...@house.com expressed the following:
>
> > Obviously magnus is a very bright boy, too bad your such a geek
> >and a jew..Yes that's rite your a JEW! hehehe
>
> Ouch! A Jew? Damn, son, that's a mighty strong insult you've come up with
> there! Shame on you! Now, put your footed pajamas on and scoot on back to
> bed before your parents find out you're up playing with the PC after 8:00!
YM should note that while being able to use the big-boy potty all by
yourself is considered mandatory by women, in and of itself it doesn't
count for much. :)
Your...@house.com
Jealousy can really make the weak ugly......
Xendar
On Tue, 07 Apr 1998 19:44:13 -0400, Kevin Mayville
>YM should note that while being able to use the big-boy potty all by
>yourself is considered mandatory by women, in and of itself it doesn't
>count for much. :)
How true! There really isn't much that's impressive about a male human who
can stand in front of a porcelain pot with his "tool" in hand, yet those like
YM seem to think that this ability makes them "men."
Xendar
On Wed, 08 Apr 1998 15:37:59 GMT, Your...@house.com expressed the following:
>>YM should note that while being able to use the big-boy potty all by
>>yourself is considered mandatory by women, in and of itself it doesn't
>>count for much. :)
>
> Jealousy can really make the weak ugly......
Didja hear that, Kevin? It was the sound of a rapier wit piercing your
envious heart! ;-)
cimb...@mindless.com
>On Wed, 08 Apr 1998 15:37:59 GMT, Your...@house.com expressed the following:
>
>
>> Jealousy can really make the weak ugly......
>
Man, I'm going to have to remember this insult for the next time I
spot the Lamers Anonymous convention, that way I'll be able to
communicate with the idiots like this little immature person.
Your...@house.com
Don't hate me because i am beautiful.......