Ms. Lara Croft and her maturity
Belinda
etcetera even though her health could be nearly gone? probably a dumb
question but im bored.
Belinda
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Andrew Wolny
keels over and dies!
Andy.
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Andrew Wolny
BTW), she must be on the blob all the time ;-)
Andy.
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S. Gouw
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> Judging by the fury the vents on her hapless enemies (most of whom are
men,
> BTW)
Not true! Only the patsies are all men, the big boss bitches are also women!
Natla and er... forgot her name, but just killed her yesterday in tr3. With
the green bolts of electricity, you know which one.
> she must be on the blob all the time ;-)
What an awful way to put it, you... you.. you MAN! <sobs because of women
suffering all over the world>
Sas
Dr. Richard Cranium
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Cookiebear
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nick.mastroddi
> men,
> > BTW)
>
> Not true! Only the patsies are all men, the big boss bitches are also
women!
> Natla and er... forgot her name, but just killed her yesterday in tr3.
With
> the green bolts of electricity, you know which one.
The one who you get the something of isis off, yeah... Obviously wasn't
particularly memorable, but she ran a cosmetics company!
> > she must be on the blob all the time ;-)
>
> What an awful way to put it, you... you.. you MAN! <sobs because of women
> suffering all over the world>
Man? Well, I wouldn't go *that* far.
Silver M.
nick.mastroddi
> ... and that she never slows down as her health reduces, she just suddenly
> keels over and dies!
>
> Andy.
We've head this argument in a thread somewhere, I think - wouldn't it be
seriously damn boring to play if you had to wait three hours for an air
ambulance every time you fell off something, or you couldn't jump any more
because she hurt her ankle? That is *mundane* realism.
Silver M.
Chloe Emmott
nick.mastroddi at nick.ma...@ntlworld.com wrote on 30/7/01 4:14 pm:
>
>> ... and that she never slows down as her health reduces, she just suddenly
>> keels over and dies!
>>
>> Andy.
>
> We've head this argument in a thread somewhere, I think - wouldn't it be
> seriously damn boring to play if you had to wait three hours for an air
> ambulance every time you fell off something, or you couldn't jump any more
> because she hurt her ankle? That is *mundane* realism.
>
yeh like turing up at atomb to find it;s full of tourists
>
>
Mustang
news:B78B5DD3.138E%ch...@emmott.clara.co.uk...
Naa, that would be good. Shoot the public as well as the bad guys! *Finally*
something to expend all that spare ammo I always save on! :-D
-Mustang
Cookiebear
"Chloe Emmott" <ch...@emmott.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
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Tomb it may concern
.>
> We've head this argument in a thread somewhere, I think - wouldn't it be
> seriously damn boring to play if you had to wait three hours for an air
> ambulance every time you fell off something, or you couldn't jump any more
> because she hurt her ankle? That is *mundane* realism.
>
Tomb it may concern
"Dr. Richard Cranium" <dra...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
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> Blob ? you mean PMS meltdown ?
>
>
cos mad cow disease was already taken.
S. Gouw
Tomb it may concern <al...@home.com> wrote in message
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Silver, can I go that far now? Can I, can I????
Sas
nick.mastroddi
> > > Blob ? you mean PMS meltdown ?
> > >
> > >
> > U know why they call it PMS?
> > cos mad cow disease was already taken.
> >
> >
>
> Silver, can I go that far now? Can I, can I????
>
> Sas
Hack away, dear Sascha. I'll cover you.
Silver Mustang
S. Gouw
may concern' (and yes, it concerns me a lot, you a**hole) was rude, don't
read the following, I'm momentarily stooping to his level.
Tomb it may concern <al...@home.com> wrote in message
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>
That is *so* not funny!
You must be a man *and* ignorant to say such an insensitive and stupid
thing. Your *mother* gets periods too, you know (although it migh thave been
better for all of us if she hadn't!). Seeing what an incredible human being
you've become, I wish you *had* just ended up as a blob! (the blob is
actually a discarded egg. Every month a woman fires an egg and readies her
uterus, when the egg isn't fertilized, the whole package gets discarded. Too
bad you mum had sex that day, huh?)
They call it Pre Menstrual Syndrome because it usually happens before a
woman gets her period, it doesn't happen before every period, it doesn't
manifest itself the same way for every woman.
The whole system for the survival of the species is based on a lot of
hormones. *If* a women suffers from PMS (and like I said, not all women do),
it's for the good of mankind. Women are sometimes ruled by their hormones,
just like men are often ruled by theirs!!
It's not that we *like* the rollercoaster ride we're sometimes on (at least
I don't), it just is. And you making a STUPID remark like that just shows
what a waste of space you really are.
Sascha
nick.mastroddi
Applause - encore, *encore*!
Silver M.
Although I'm not sure he deserved to be as nicely treated.
Cookiebear
"S. Gouw" <s.g...@do.not.spam.nl> wrote in message
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Yay Women,
Yay PMS,
Yay! ;-)
And we guys are hardly ones to go on about women's "mood's". We don't even
have an excuse for ours. Well except for being A holes. ;-)
- Cookiebear
nick.mastroddi
Well, a desperate guy is just like a drunk alcoholic, really
;-)
Silver Mustang
Mustang
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<snip>
> Yay Sascha,
> Yay Women,
> Yay PMS,
Actually, isn't it PMT here in Britain? (T being for Tension)
I think I'm suffering Americanisation... :(
J/k, seems the whole world uses it except us (or perhaps just me!).
> Yay! ;-)
> And we guys are hardly ones to go on about women's "mood's". We don't even
> have an excuse for ours. Well except for being A holes. ;-)
Football is normally to blame with men, lol.
I can't use that excuse, I hate the sport! But I really don't get moody
(only on rare occasions!), so it's not a problem :)
-Mustang
Cookiebear
"Mustang" <I'llShootSpammersWi...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
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> "Cookiebear" <nos...@thisplace.org> wrote in message
> news:4mA97.1283$Ix3.2...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> <snip>
> > Yay Sascha,
> > Yay Women,
> > Yay PMS,
>
> Actually, isn't it PMT here in Britain? (T being for Tension)
> I think I'm suffering Americanisation... :(
> J/k, seems the whole world uses it except us (or perhaps just me!).
>
or sassyness?
> > Yay! ;-)
> > And we guys are hardly ones to go on about women's "mood's". We don't
even
> > have an excuse for ours. Well except for being A holes. ;-)
>
> Football is normally to blame with men, lol.
> I can't use that excuse, I hate the sport! But I really don't get moody
> (only on rare occasions!), so it's not a problem :)
>
> -Mustang
>
>
Yes, I hate sport too, even though I could beat the crap out of twits on the
rugby field, well I could in England anyway ;-) But whats the point, I hate
Rugby (boring), if I were gay I might like it, all those guys running around
in little shorts. ;-)
- Cookiebear
Keck Olan
An old joke, but still funny. However, the key to comedy is timing.
Yours seems to be off. Try again in two weeks. They'll still think
you're a jerk, but like all women, when it's the right time of the
month that's what they go for. :-)
tko
S. Gouw
nick.mastroddi <nick.ma...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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LOL! I'm going to remember that one!
Sas :)
S. Gouw
>
> "Mustang" <I'llShootSpammersWi...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
> message news:M0D97.47664$SK6.6...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > "Cookiebear" <nos...@thisplace.org> wrote in message
> > news:4mA97.1283$Ix3.2...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > <snip>
> > > Yay Sascha,
> > > Yay Women,
> > > Yay PMS,
> >
> > Actually, isn't it PMT here in Britain? (T being for Tension)
> > I think I'm suffering Americanisation... :(
> > J/k, seems the whole world uses it except us (or perhaps just me!).
> >
> Yes I was thinking that too, is it a syndrome? Maybe the S is for
suffering
> or sassyness?
Excuse me???? Was that thing aimed at me, or is it just a coincidence???
<grumbles>
S. Gouw
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Silver thinks I'm too polite, how's this:
Not only do you (being tko) still think it's funny, you add your own
degrading remark. Well, the only conclusion must be that you're a f***ing
bl**dy ignorant a**hole yourself!
I've told you before, and I will tell you again: men making jokes about PMS
is not funny. And it's *not* only the timing that's off. You reek.
Sas
Tomb it may concern
Do I detect PMS here, or should I say MCD?????
Mmmmmm.
You really walked into that one. didn't you?
Hay, jed. Come on over to tombraider, the fishing is great!
There biting so well over here I have to hide behind a tree
to bait my hook. ;-)
> Your *mother* gets periods too,
Well, no, she doesn't, she died after I was born.
You must be a man *and* ignorant to say such an insensitive and stupid
> thing.
Saying ignorant, insensitive and stupid things is obviously a girl thing .
You're not exactly leading by example, are you?
.
Too bad you mum had sex that day, huh?
Not really, I think I recall my dad saying that they were night people.
> They call it Pre Menstrual Syndrome because it usually happens before a
> woman gets her period, it doesn't happen before every period, it doesn't
> manifest itself the same way for every woman.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam.
what a waste of space you really are.
No, I don't think so.
Three's a lot of people here that would disagree with you,
they think the sun shines out of my ass.
And you making a STUPID remark
It wasn't a STUPID remark.
It was a FUNNY tong-in-cheek JOKE.
I heard it from a WOMAN, a stand up comic, to be exact.
There were a lot of MATURE ADULT WOMEN in the audience, and they thought it
was
very funny.
After spending five minutes dumping on MEN, witch I thought was a hoot,
she started dumping on WOMEN, which was also funny.
One particular joke she told puts me in mind of you.
Her daughter asked her "why do women have periods"?
Her husband interjected and said
"Because some of them deserve them"
Tomb it may concern.
and the bate is on the hook
S. Gouw
S. Gouw
Cookiebear
>
> Cookiebear <nos...@thisplace.org> wrote in message
> news:JOK97.1404$Ix3.3...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> >
> > "Mustang" <I'llShootSpammersWi...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
> > message news:M0D97.47664$SK6.6...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > > "Cookiebear" <nos...@thisplace.org> wrote in message
> > > news:4mA97.1283$Ix3.2...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > > <snip>
> > > > Yay Sascha,
> > > > Yay Women,
> > > > Yay PMS,
> > >
> > > Actually, isn't it PMT here in Britain? (T being for Tension)
> > > I think I'm suffering Americanisation... :(
> > > J/k, seems the whole world uses it except us (or perhaps just me!).
> > >
> > Yes I was thinking that too, is it a syndrome? Maybe the S is for
> suffering
> > or sassyness?
>
> Excuse me???? Was that thing aimed at me, or is it just a coincidence???
> <grumbles>
>
Opp's, yes just a coincidence. Sorry bout dat. ;-)
nick.mastroddi
Er, yeah, because all that bruising, broken teeth and distorted limbs/noses
are seriously attractive in a man, heh, CB?!
Silver M.
nick.mastroddi
> Do I detect PMS here, or should I say MCD?????
> Mmmmmm.
> You really walked into that one. didn't you?
As a woman yourself, I thought you'd show more sensitivity...
Silver M.
You fall into the 'Cock Rocket' category after this.
nick.mastroddi
> > > Blob ? you mean PMS meltdown ?
> > >
> > >
> > U know why they call it PMS?
> > cos mad cow disease was already taken.
>
>
>
> An old joke, but still funny. However, the key to comedy is timing.
> Yours seems to be off. Try again in two weeks. They'll still think
> you're a jerk, but like all women, when it's the right time of the
> month that's what they go for. :-)
No, we'll *still* think he's a jerk, because that's basically all he and you
are. You're just slightly more devious.
And what is it with you people? Have you put all those rejections by women
down to their PMS?
Silver M.
Tomb it may concern
> Still an asshole.
.
Is that it????????
Hell, I thouhgt you could do better than that.
Still, I can live with that.
Tomb it may concern
please enlighten me.
Tomb it may concern.
S. Gouw
Amy J.
Andrew Wolny <and...@wolny.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Judging by the fury the vents on her hapless enemies (most of whom are
men,
> BTW), she must be on the blob all the time ;-)
>
> Andy.
>
>
> Belinda <bgra...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
> news:9k38g6$em4$1...@bugstomper.ihug.com.au...
> > and has she ever had her period?
> >
> > "Belinda" wrote in message news:9k3885$ej8$1...@bugstomper.ihug.com.au...
> > > have anyone ever realised that lara never has scratches, cuts etcetera
> > > etcetera even though her health could be nearly gone? probably a dumb
> > > question but im bored.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
Keck Olan
Then how about a joke about women with PCS?
How many women with PCS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: That's not funny.
Oh wait, you already made the same basic joke. Never mind. ;-)
TKO
silver phoenix
> > > > > Blob ? you mean PMS meltdown ?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > U know why they call it PMS?
> > > > cos mad cow disease was already taken.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > An old joke, but still funny. However, the key to comedy is timing.
> > > Yours seems to be off. Try again in two weeks. They'll still think
> > > you're a jerk, but like all women, when it's the right time of the
> > > month that's what they go for. :-)
> >
> > No, we'll *still* think he's a jerk, because that's basically all he and
> you
> > are. You're just slightly more devious.
> >
> > And what is it with you people? Have you put all those rejections by
women
> > down to their PMS?
> >
> > Silver M.
> >
> > And when was I rejected by a women?
> please enlighten me.
>
> Tomb it may concern.
From your charming manner I assume it happens to you fairly frequently.
Provided you play for that side of the team, of course.
Silver Mustang
¤ Phil C
"S. Gouw" <s.g...@do.not.spam.nl> wrote in message
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> 8< --------- snip --------- 8<
> I've told you before, and I will tell you again: men making jokes about
PMS
> is not funny. And it's *not* only the timing that's off. You reek.
>
> Sas
>
Following that logic no one should make jokes about ANYTHING they haven't
experienced themselves.
Poor excuse for "tearing him a new one" (not that he doesn't deserve
it)...(not that he does) (etc).
I think there are jokes about death that are funny, and I think many would
agree... although none of us have
experienced that yet. Unless you believe in reincarnation and I don't want
to go there.
It is just your OPINION that " men making jokes about PMS is not funny".
Show me the mathematical equation that proves any "feeling" or "opinion".
We can only say what we "believe" is right or wrong ... good or bad.
So we make rules to measure opinions and abide by the results.
I will leave it to you to show me that at least 50 % of the people think
that :
"men making jokes about PMS is not funny" .
You have about 64% of my vote.
34% of the PMS jokes I have heard I thought were funny.
2% I thought were hilarious.
12 % I thought were poorly delivered. (count as NOT funny)
0.8 % , I beat the Shi* out of him.
Try not to be so sensitive about it. (I know...I don't know what it is
like).
You had EVERY RIGHT to voice your opinion on that.
TIMC may be an A-hole, too.
I know it is all a bunbch of crap when you have an opinion and you feel you
are right in judgement.
I am not even agrguing against name-calling. Just hoping to make you think a
bit.
You may still be pissed, but maybe not AS much.
mellow....mellow.....mellow....
Oh.... Crotch Rocket is an assho*e. THAT is a FACT.
--
Phil C
いいいいいいいいい
Cookiebear
- Cookiebear
Halle
OK, I'll bite. What's PCS?
S. Gouw
¤ Phil C <m...@theRedeemerInCtfFace.SE> wrote in message
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>
>
> "S. Gouw" <s.g...@do.not.spam.nl> wrote in message
> news:99665956...@news.knoware.nl...
>
> > 8< --------- snip --------- 8<
> > I've told you before, and I will tell you again: men making jokes about
> PMS
> > is not funny. And it's *not* only the timing that's off. You reek.
> >
> > Sas
> >
>
> Following that logic
What logic? I made no point in logic!
no one should make jokes about ANYTHING they haven't
> experienced themselves.
Ah *that* kind of logic. No, I still didn't try to make a point in that.
Sorry if you took my remark to contain some logic, it wasn't intended to
have any.
> Poor excuse for "tearing him a new one" (not that he doesn't deserve
> it)...(not that he does) (etc).
>
> I think there are jokes about death that are funny, and I think many would
> agree... although none of us have
> experienced that yet. Unless you believe in reincarnation and I don't want
> to go there.
Am not saying that people can't make jokes about things that haven't
happened to them. I just don't think (and probably many women with me) that
men making insulting jokes about PMS isn't funny. I know they *make* the
jokes because they don't experience it themselves, but that's no reason. It
hurts. Not only do women suffer PMS, men make bad jokes about it. That's
adding insult to injury!
And does anyone else notice that whenever a woman does something a man
doesn't immediately understand, they always say "Oh, it must be PMS then".
Not so! Men just use PMS to put down women when they do things that they
don't understand. Ergo, to hide their own insecurities.
> It is just your OPINION that " men making jokes about PMS is not funny".
> Show me the mathematical equation that proves any "feeling" or "opinion".
> We can only say what we "believe" is right or wrong ... good or bad.
> So we make rules to measure opinions and abide by the results.
> I will leave it to you to show me that at least 50 % of the people think
> that :
> "men making jokes about PMS is not funny" .
>
> You have about 64% of my vote.
> 34% of the PMS jokes I have heard I thought were funny.
> 2% I thought were hilarious.
> 12 % I thought were poorly delivered. (count as NOT funny)
> 0.8 % , I beat the Shi* out of him.
>
> Try not to be so sensitive about it. (I know...I don't know what it is
> like).
> You had EVERY RIGHT to voice your opinion on that.
> TIMC may be an A-hole, too.
>
> I know it is all a bunbch of crap when you have an opinion and you feel
you
> are right in judgement.
> I am not even agrguing against name-calling. Just hoping to make you think
a
> bit.
> You may still be pissed, but maybe not AS much.
> mellow....mellow.....mellow....
Am usually pretty mellow as well. This kind of attitude just really pisses
me off. But like that other guy said, if you're listening to a stand-up
comedian who goes on and on about men for five minutes and then makes this
PMS joke, the same joke could be funny (it *is* way different when a woman
tells it by the way)
Just dumping in in a NG is the wrong way to bring a joke like that I guess.
>
> Oh.... Crotch Rocket is an assho*e. THAT is a FACT.
Uhuh. Had so much satisfaction deleting him from my messages list. Leaves
him pissing in the wind ;)
Sas
> --
> Phil C
> ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
S. Gouw
Oops. Meant that don't think men making jokes about pms *is* funny. OR I do
think men making jokes about pms *isn't* funny. The double negative was
plainly a mistake!
Keck Olan
Politically Correct Sanctimony
But perhaps such jokes ARE unacceptable? Perhaps I was wrong. Yes, I
see the truth now. Extremism in the defense of endocrinology is no
vice! In fact, this point of view would make a great storyline for the
next Tomb Raider:
Trapped in the netherworld together Lara and Set get to know each
other, fall in love, and get married by the underworld gods. They set
up a household in a cozy tomb where their physical and spiritual union
creates a daughter. The three live happily - until one day Set
thoughtlessly makes a crude joke about Lara's monthly moods and water
retention. Enraged by righteous indignation (NOT PMS), she takes her
daughter and storms out of the crypt. She runs into Natla and they get
to talking and come to the revelation that all along they were just
the pawns of the male power structure, forced to battle each other at
the expense of the Sisterhood. Encouraged by Natla, Lara returns to
the real world and takes a women's consciousness raising course at
tax-payer expense at a prestigious university. In her Oneness
Realization therapy she reveals that she never gave Set express
written consent before submitting to his bestial advances. She learns,
according to PC doctrine, that implied or verbal consent is
insufficient and exploitive; as such, her union with Set constitutes
sexual assault. Lara realizes she has been raped and is traumatized.
She divorces Set, develops a heroine addiction, becomes destitute, and
is declared an unfit mother. (On the plus side, the addiction helps
her slim her figure after the baby.)
She's rescued by an advocate from the government subsidized Hope for
the Victims of Patriarchal Society halfway house and is diagnosed with
anorexia and body dismorphia, the true root causes of her addiction.
In her Identity Awareness class she learns that her drive to be thin
and curvaceous is an unrealistic reflection of the male libido-crazed
mass culture.
Hypno-regression therapy helps Lara recover repressed memories of
ritualized child sexual abuse by her father in a Satanic Cult led by
Winston the butler. After a quick trial in the media Winston is
convicted of Crimes Against Womankind. His rape and murder in prison
inspires cheering editorials in the liberal press. Tracking down and
butchering her father is seen as only justifiable in the face of
obvious evidence of his monstrous essence. Lara becomes a hero on the
university lecture circuit. Finally able to abandon her
obsessive-compulsive fitness regime and take control of her own body,
Lara gets breast reduction surgery and achieves her normal
un-male-repressed weight of 160 pounds.
Her campaign to regain custody of her daughter launches a political
movement that purges the conservative cancer from the government for
its unconscionably discriminatory policies against single mothers.
Once accomplished, all of Set's assets on this plane and the next are
seized for child support (and since he is a known sex offender he is
denied all visitation rights).
She then attacks the true perpetrators of violence against women by
pursuing a class action lawsuit against the male dominated
advertising-fashion-cosmetics-dieting industrial complex, makers of
violent pornography (including all video games), the manufacturers of
breast implants, and anyone who's ever viewed a woman as a sex object
or made a joke about PMS. The multi-quadrillion dollar judgment
eradicates female poverty across the globe and puts women into
majority control of all corporations. All defendants are sentenced to
chemical castration and are forced to attend life-long gender
sensitivity classes. Lara lives out her life as a Healthy-Sized
fashion model and serves as the head of the Persons of Proper Hormones
Anti-Discrimination League.
Lara's daughter (a B-cup - Right Sized 12) enjoys a full life as a
worldwide role model to young Victims of Lubricious Fathers, helping
to free women from their testosterone soaked oppressors. She
eventually becomes the leader of the first Y-less global government.
All potential rapists (i.e. males) are kept under strict control to
restrain their violent impulses and curb their insensitive and
offensive sense of humor. Utopia!
Of course this is just a rough outline of the plot. I haven't gone
into any of the rich opportunities for scrotum busting gameplay. There
are also many lesbian aspects of the game, but for me as a man to
mention them would only be salacious.
Next episode: the evil reawakens with the underground release of
Leisure Suit Larry 24 - The Last Copulation!
;-)
TKO
(Potential Rapist reg. no. Y734583003-894033485)
^now required for all males who post to this group.
Mustang
> > Actually, isn't it PMT here in Britain? (T being for Tension)
> > I think I'm suffering Americanisation... :(
> > J/k, seems the whole world uses it except us (or perhaps just me!).
> >
> Yes I was thinking that too, is it a syndrome? Maybe the S is for
suffering
> or sassyness?
Now you've made me think about it, I always thought the S is PMS was for
Stress... oh well, guess not!
> > Football is normally to blame with men, lol.
> > I can't use that excuse, I hate the sport! But I really don't get moody
> > (only on rare occasions!), so it's not a problem :)
> >
> Yes, I hate sport too, even though I could beat the crap out of twits on
the
> rugby field, well I could in England anyway ;-) But whats the point, I
hate
> Rugby (boring), if I were gay I might like it, all those guys running
around
> in little shorts. ;-)
I don't hate sport. I like motor racing - a spectator sport!
I used to play badminton... but not now.
And I don't understand all the many rules of rugby :)
-Mustang
TheCoop
Everyone around her suffers
silver phoenix
> Everyone around her suffers
You people are just so funny - we should be archiving all this material.
Pure genius.
Silver Mustang
S. Gouw
Uncle!!!!!!! I give up I give up! That *was* funny! :)
Sorry for overreacting.
Sas
Mustang
news:ctia7.1794$Qt3.3...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
Yeah, it's so good that even *I'm* not laughing. And I'm so evil I *always*
laugh at jokes about women. Unless they're crap. Oh hang on, I think I've
just twigged something here ...
-Mustang
Keck Olan
I've never been rejected by women when they have PMS. THAT they
cruelly make me suffer through! The horror. The horror.
TKO
Loren Petrich
<s.g...@do.not.spam.nl> wrote:
> Andrew Wolny <and...@wolny.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9k3ata$23a$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Judging by the fury the vents on her hapless enemies (most of whom are
> men,
> > BTW)
>
> Not true! Only the patsies are all men, the big boss bitches are also women!
> Natla and er... forgot her name, but just killed her yesterday in tr3. With
> the green bolts of electricity, you know which one.
Sophia Lee.
Besides Lara, the only other women in the games are Natla and Sophia
Lee 1 (TR3) and 2 (TR3G).
--
Loren Petrich
pet...@panix.com
Happiness is a fast Macintosh
And a fast train
¤ Phil C
>
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>
> Am not saying that people can't make jokes about things that haven't
> happened to them. I just don't think (and probably many women with me)
that
> men making insulting jokes about PMS isn't funny. I know they *make* the
> jokes because they don't experience it themselves, but that's no reason.
It
> hurts. Not only do women suffer PMS, men make bad jokes about it. That's
> adding insult to injury!
>
> And does anyone else notice that whenever a woman does something a man
> doesn't immediately understand, they always say "Oh, it must be PMS then".
> Not so! Men just use PMS to put down women when they do things that they
> don't understand. Ergo, to hide their own insecurities.
>
=================
Dear God,
Whenever a woman does something I don't immediately understand , I always
use the
PMS excuse to put down women, so I won't feel so insecure about not
understanding.
Of course, when I ask her, she just says, "It's PMS you STUPID SH*T !!!
Why am I so STUPID ?
Love, Phil
P.S. If you are a woman, could you just have Jesus write me back ?
P.P.S. If you ARE a woman, and it is "that time" can we pretend I never
wrote ?
==================
--
Phil C
いいいいいいいいい
Cookiebear
they go past and disappear. And then waaaaaaooooo, as they do it again. the
only relief from the monotony is when they crash. It looks like a fun sport
to play though! Now where did I put my F1 Ferrari? ;-)
-Cookiebear
S. Gouw
I totally agree with Cookiebear!
Bf likes formula 1 though, some sundays are just rife with
waaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooo and some guy yelling throigh the tv about pittstops
and people crashing... wlugh.
I don't like to see any sport on tv, it's all boring...
An old housemate of mine used to have a GrandPrix game, that was different,
expecially when you race against the other people in your house, that was
lots of fun!
Sas
S. Gouw
¤ Phil C <m...@theRedeemerInCtfFace.SE> wrote in message
*LOL* You are brilliant!
Sas
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Cookiebear
"¤ Phil C" <m...@theRedeemerInCtfFace.SE> wrote in message
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Could this be Phil Collins the singer? I thought you were great in that
movie, what was it.. The loss adjuster? I haven't seen Buster. ;-)
- Cookiebear
Erik Steffl
it is being archived.
see google.com, they have the newsgroups archive from deja and I guess
they archive new posts as well.
erik
Mustang
> > I don't hate sport. I like motor racing - a spectator sport!
> > I used to play badminton... but not now.
> > And I don't understand all the many rules of rugby :)
> >
> > -Mustang
> >
> >
> I don't like motor racing much, as all you see and hear is waaaaaoooo, as
> they go past and disappear. And then waaaaaaooooo, as they do it again.
the
> only relief from the monotony is when they crash. It looks like a fun
sport
> to play though! Now where did I put my F1 Ferrari? ;-)
> -Cookiebear
Yep, you're dead right. F1 is really boring now. Most of the time I do
something else while it's on! Rallying is my favourite, because it's nice to
watch. Touring Cars used to be good, as they actually *raced*, and had a bit
of a push/shove/barge-people-out-of-the-way race! Half the teams vanished
last year though, and there's just nothing of it around now :(
I do like it when they crash, though :-P
It certainly is fun, because I got whizzed round Donington last weekend! And
it wasn't even a particularly fast car, although it went round corners
fairly well. Yes, I think I could get used to that... but I can't drive!
Give me an automatic transmission, show me the accelerator, and I'll be away
though :D
Have you tried looking under the bed for that Ferrari CB? Or maybe it fell
down the back of your desk... it'll be around, somewhere... ;)
-Mustang
Cookiebear
and hired a crane to get it out. I didn't need to, It just seemed like fun.
But now I can play racing in my sand pit again. Broom broom. ;-)
-Cookiebear