When i lived in Florida, i knew of some old, twig-skinny "crack whore" who we
nick named "Bootie Hatrack" (because she was as skinny as a hatrack and the
bootie part is pretty self explanatory LOL). I have been meaning to use that
name in my game soon- but have yet to do it.
Also- in my game a have a trashy woman whose last name is "CamelToe" (for those
who don't know what a cameltoe is- i will not go into it as to not offend
anyone ....oops, too late <bg>).
Maybe one of those strikes you for use in your game.
Good luck! ~:oD
Cheers,
Monkey ~:oP
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>I'm having creative blockage, would anyone care to suggest some names for
>Sims in my trashy/shabby/rundown/sleazy neighborhood? I have all the EPs so
>think about some pet names and stage names too ok? Hope this is a fun
>challenge for someone.
>I wish I could play a Sim for while and then decide what their name should
>be.
Have a theme. Get political! I'm certain you know the names of some
politicians you love to hate. Modify the names a bit and hang them on
your victims.
Mine (of US pollys) might include Tricky Dick Suction, George W.
Himmler, Sleeza Rice, Henny Kizzinbaum, "Rotten" Ronnie Vicious.
You get the picture.
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Double-phallic names are always pretty trashy.
And I guess I'm pretty trashy for suggesting that. Hmmmm...
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You mean ... Dick Dildo is trashy?????????? ;)
Jo (Waiting for Katie's reply)
Just being funny here, but get a job in a call center, lol.
You'll see names that look sooooo made up :)
What gets me is the people that get mad cause you don't pronouce their name
right/
>
LaTrina Gromit
Kinky Deluxe
Charlene Saladbowl
Randy Philcock
Shawn McSeamus
Lindi, Mindi and Bindi Bubble
ShaKeerah Wrongside
Billy-Bob, Travis-Joe and John-Boy Hatfield
Ern Tankard
Mildred Sloppyfeet
Gussie Repossessed
Candy Lane
Chesty LaRue
Ofeeleah-Jane Jones
Chaste Wrinklebalm
Denver Colorado
Hanky Beans
Treffor Whatsit
Elvis Dandylion
Anferny LeGardane
Talisha Mumbo
Scanty Tango
Rudy Limbo
Howard Trash
Tiffany-Mae Dustbin
and you need a single mother with six or seven children - may I suggest the
lovely Thora Welfare and her children Britney-Faye, Maddison-Mae,
Destiny-Kaye, Timothy-Jay, Addison-Ray and Oyal-Olay
As for my game, I have Buford Puckett, Wilma Clister, and Lerlene Whiteside for
white trash people. I've got a large breasted woman named Chesty Malone, a
flower child named Moonbeam Starshine, a Scottish guy named Angus McDaniels, a
pimp named Pimp Daddy J and a guy in leiderhosen named Wilhelm von Trapp. Funny
thing is that they all live on the same lot. :-) I've also got a "black widow"
named Carmina Widowmaker. The rest of mine have normal names.
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>I'm having creative blockage, would anyone care to suggest some names for
>Sims in my trashy/shabby/rundown/sleazy neighborhood? I have all the EPs so
>think about some pet names and stage names too ok? Hope this is a fun
>challenge for someone.
>I wish I could play a Sim for while and then decide what their name should
>be.
Gotta love the Simpsons:
-Chesty Larue
-Busty St. Claire
-Hooty McBoob
Irma Stanky
Lotta Pitfur
Wilmer Runnybutter
Hoochie Galore
Barbie Blowzenhumps
Elsie Swompkrotch
Raylene Snarf
Paula Pigmeat
Moe Phoe
Philthy McNasty
Betty Swetty
Dick Hickey
Gran'ma and Gran'pa Butschtain
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Those are good ones!
How about Drug names? Anita Joint? Mary Jane Pothead?
>And of course there is Sally Screendoor. Her bio: "just because my name is
>Screendoor, don't mean you can bang me all night..." :)
Oh, damn. Pass the Windex, please -- coffee on the monitor again.
>You mean ... Dick Dildo is trashy?????????? ;)
I wouldn't know. I never met the man.
-- Steve "Willie Johnson" Lopez
Okay, you're going to make me step out and tell about a whole neighorhood I
did once. Although I can't remember all of the names, some of the last
names included:
Johnson
Dickson
Wang
Peterson
Hungwell
Cox
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>OMG! Can you believe that pulgao wrote:
>> Double-phallic names are always pretty trashy.
>>
>> And I guess I'm pretty trashy for suggesting that. Hmmmm...
>>
>
>Okay, you're going to make me step out and tell about a whole neighorhood I
>did once. Although I can't remember all of the names, some of the last
>names included:
>Johnson
>Dickson
>Wang
>Peterson
>Hungwell
>Cox
And for first names, the choices include (but are not limited to):
Dick
Peter
Willie
Rod
John Thomas
By playing "one from Column A and one from Column B" you can generate
30 possible names already, which should get the original poster off to
a fine start on that "trashy" neighborhood.
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Wonderful. I have kept these for inspiration.
>Vulvia St. Breastiger -- whaddaya think?
That'll work. I guess more than her name's a mouthful, eh?
I just now remembered the old "Virginia Pipeline" joke, but I can't
tell it here -- it doesn't work at all in the print medium. Oh, and
the "Norfolk Virginia" joke, too -- both require telling them in an
Italian accent, as if that helps any here.
Too obvious. I'd make it S. As in Edith S. Easy or even Edith S. Leazy.
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>>I'm having creative blockage, would anyone care to suggest some names for
>>Sims in my trashy/shabby/rundown/sleazy neighborhood? I have all the EPs
>
> so
>
>>think about some pet names and stage names too ok? Hope this is a fun
>>challenge for someone.
>>I wish I could play a Sim for while and then decide what their name should
>>be.
Pvt. Partz
Rosie Palms
Harry P. Ness
Ivana Kutchakokoff
I used to have a bunch more but my brain isn't working. I may figure out
what happened to 'em tomorrow.
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