*LOL*
Stephen Limowski
http://www.planetunreal.com/mame/
Click Articles, then read the Tribes 2 article. The reason I am not
linking you directly is because you wouldn't get the full effect of the
site's AWESOME layout.
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Stephen Limowski - SL83
ICQ #: 32109041
http://www.planettribes.com
Frank van Schie
Stephen Limowski wrote:
>
> http://www.planetunreal.com/mame/
>
> Click Articles, then read the Tribes 2 article.
Man, what a.. a... a 'fagtard'. The game, apparently, sucks but is fun.
> The reason I am not
> linking you directly is because you wouldn't get the full effect of the
> site's AWESOME layout.
I'm thinking he typo'd either 'lame' or 'maim'. Both are possible and
appropriate ;-)
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Frank
Zagadka
>
> http://www.planetunreal.com/mame/
>
> Click Articles, then read the Tribes 2 article. The reason I am not
> linking you directly is because you wouldn't get the full effect of the
> site's AWESOME layout.
"If the screenshots didn't sell me,"
I stopped reading right there.
OK, so I skimmed a few more random sentences. Didn't read the whole
thing.
"There are SOOOO many places where you have stuff to get cauight on like
torch holders, misc STUFF just sticking out."
"I am constanly frustrated with the bullshit where you spawn inside your
base and you're like yea lets get the flag but you can't find your dam
way out of your own dam base and the dam flag is being robbed by some
dam fagtard on the other dam team and your own dam team is outside
yelling shazbot shazbot and you just wanna dam well kill all their dam
selves. Everything looks the same!"
"The terrain in tribes is quite nice."
I love how he concetrates so much on the buildings... heh...
"The way I see tribes it's more like 20 or so mods jam packed together.
20 or so really great mods."
... And UT is to Doom like what is to what now?
"So you climb to the highest point on the mountain and whip out your
laser rifle which makes a very cool sound like chic peeuuu."
Loser. Highest point... ugh.
"Tribes 2 is so far from mindless fun. In fact if you try to have
mindless fun you'll end up having no fun at all."
Thank you.
"Will there be a Mame tribes 2 map? Hell no. From what I've read of the
editor, just to start a map you have to do all this shit with notepad or
something and then placing the bases you have to be directly under them
looking this way or some bullshit that I don't care about."
Ah. Someone doesn't know how to read.
Thanks for wasting my time, SL. ;-)
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Zagadka
Alyosha Garcia
http://www.zagadka.net
Nick
what a dumbshit.
And he kept spelling damn wrong.
Nick
"Stephen Limowski" <sl...@planettribes.com> wrote in message
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[LoF]Valen
<MPG.15a83537f...@news.optonline.net>:
>
>http://www.planetunreal.com/mame/
>
>Click Articles, then read the Tribes 2 article. The reason I am not
>linking you directly is because you wouldn't get the full effect of the
>site's AWESOME layout.
>
>
I do so love running my desktop at 1152*864 so I can read a website's
"content" in A TINY FUCKING WINDOW
-Warning : This article is jam packed with lots and lots of pointless
rambling bullshit <snip>
Says it all right there, doesn't it? ;)
[2o|o]Ratz
WOW. This guy and his site are so cool i'm gonna forward the link to Lowtax
@ somethingawful.com
"Stephen Limowski" <sl...@planettribes.com> wrote in message
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Randy Graham
<sl...@planettribes.com> wrote:
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>http://www.planetunreal.com/mame/
>
>Click Articles, then read the Tribes 2 article. The reason I am not
>linking you directly is because you wouldn't get the full effect of the
>site's AWESOME layout.
Let me translate for those that don't want to read it all:
--------------
"I have some luser friends who said we should play Tribes 2 at our
next party instead of just playing Unreal Tournament the whole time
(Translator's note: UT LAN party - first warning of potential lame T2
article). I asked my friends, who have kewl name like l33t luser and
great god guy, and they all said the game sucks. Since I ask people
whose opinions I don't value, I went to buy the game anyway. I almost
didn't, because the box art was bad. In fact, Diablo II is the only
game with good box art.
"This game sucks. It is hard to play. I can't find my way out of a
building.
"This game is awesome. The laser rifle is fantastic, even though I
use it like a n00b by getting on a high mountain and staying there
when I use it. Vehicles are awesome.
"This game gives points for doing stuff. That's cool. You get more
points for destroying enemy stuff than for fixing your own stuff.
"I won't ever make a map for this game, because I read that the editor
is too hard to use. Look for me online!"
----------------
Feel free to point out anything I missed in my translation.
RagManX
J.D. Spangler
sl...@planettribes.com says...
LOL indeed... kept having to catch my breath while reading it, I think this guy
was on a serious caffeine and crack high or something.
As far as the layout goes... it is kinda small, but at least it's clean. I've
seen far worse. :^)
Regards,
J.D. Spangler
Artist and Student
ayrsayle AT hotmail DOT comandineverbuyfromunsolicitedads
http://home.earthlink.net/~ayrsayle/
[TrTg]Tracer
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>
Hmmm, it's ok. as long as you arent using anything bigger than 1024x768 tho'
Clean layout
Tracer
[RS]Faramir[TOP]
>
> Click Articles, then read the Tribes 2 article. The reason I am not
> linking you directly is because you wouldn't get the full effect of the
> site's AWESOME layout.
The brain required to play and enjoy UT, CS and Q3A is WAY BELOW Tribes *
requirements.
But if they put on the retail bow a tag saying "IQ over 110 required" they
lose all the dumbass clients from the former games. (UT, CS and Q3A for
those with short memory span)
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Fabrice - The Critical Dude ICQ ID: 1588343 - PGP id: 0xA03E86CC
Billy Crystal: Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
[web] http://perso.easynet.fr/~critical/tribes --- More asap...
[e-mail] critic...@bigfoot.com
Frank van Schie
Mr K wrote:
>
> (Can I plug my website here? ;) )
Only if we can plug something else in you.
*grabs iMac*
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Frank
Frank van Schie
Mr K wrote:
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> > Only if we can plug something else in you.
> >
> > *grabs iMac*
>
> Ok ok.. .just keep that bloody iMac away!!
*grin*
Plug anything you want whereever you want it, don't worry. :-)
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